Friday, 19 August 2016

US Olympic Swimmers Win Gold: for Lying

In today’s ‘You Couldn't Make This Shit Up’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from 'Jumpin Joe' Mengele – our reformed Nazi 'guy on the ground in Rio' - manning the Olympics mobile hotline for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

To secure his release from police custody for perverting the course of justice, US Olympic swimmer Jimmy Feigen has agreed to fork out a cash up front payment of $11,000 bucks (no credit cards or cheques) to a Brazilian charity (the Rio Police Dept) – stemming from charges which focus on his personal – and bad-ass 'bro-dom' buddies - criminal involvement in a dispute regarding a fantasised armed robbery that never occurred.

Feigen publicly confessed to one media hack from the Tosspots Gazette that he was a perjurious, deceitful scrote, and one of the four educationally-subnormal gold medallists who – including cloned amphibian 'Lyin Ryan' Lochte - hit the international gutter press headlines after Lochte claimed the group had been robbed at gunpoint by Brazilian scallies while on their way home from a late night boozy clubbing session around Rio's notorious Vila Mimosa 'Three Holers' red light district.

The bizarre story began when 'Jeah Man' Lochte's mother blabbed to US media hacks that her son has been robbed in Rio – at gunpoint - by four thieves kitted out in police uniforms.
The intellectually-challenged Lochte - an egocentric dork whose head is so far up his own arse it's a fucking wonder he can still draw breath - gave his own account of the events, claiming he and fellow doggy paddlers - Gunnar Bend-Over, Jack Conger-Eel and James Feigen - were returning by taxi from the Via Mimosa area's Los Paedos Club in the early hours of the morning when they were robbed at gunpoint by men who forced the vehicle to pull over.

Lyin Ryan further claimed a handgun barrel was pressed against his forehead when he refused to cooperate with the thieves' demands that he hand over his gold medals and Frequent Flyers Club card, and, casting himself as the all-American hero - stated it was only this courageous refusal and staring down his would-be assassins while singing the Star Spangled Banner - with right hand squarely on his heart - that saved the foursome from certain death.

Conversely the clique of jock swimmers failed to report the robbery incident to police or the US Olympic Committee – with Rio's Finest (sic) only get involved after seeing TV reports castigating their habitual inefficiency.
However, when the plods began to investigate, evidence appeared to reveal a matrix of deception and big black porky pies which told a different story and ruled out any possibility that the crime had ever occurred.

Rio police chief Artoro Corruptioni informed media hacks that "No robbery was committed against these athletes. My men were holding up and robbing motorists on the other side of the city that night, so they were not victims of the crimes they claim."
"Rather the case involved a clique of shit-for-brains drunken athletes with an exaggerated sense of entitlement, out and about in a host country, hell bent on an ego-driven power trip and displaying a disgraceful abuse of privilege by vandalising the crapper at a petrol station in Casa Wanka, some 10 miles from the Olympic Park at Barra da Fuckup - when they found the door locked and kicked it in – with the gas station security guard justifiably drawing his gun when one of the swimmers began behaving erratically and deliberately pissed on his work issue boots."

CCTV footage was recovered from the gas station 'and' of the drunken athlete's return to the Olympic Village, showing them laughing and joking - and handing over wallets, phones and with an assortment of medals hung around their necks as they passed through the security screens – proving that they had not been robbed.

At the first mention of the Rio police kick starting an investigation into the false robbery claims, Lyin Ryan was on a plane back to the good ole US of A faster than a rat out of an aqueduct – while his hapless vandalising buddies – Bend-Over and Conger Eel were snatched off their flight home – who, along with the already-collared Feigen, were coerced into telling the truth after copping a couple of 'persuasive' industrial strength Chinese Burns apiece and viewing a selection of piccies displaying the total lack of home comforts to be had inside a Brazilian 'suck n swallow' sodomite's paradise prison.

Feigen's lawyer, Benny Scumbaggio, told reporters "After a long deliberation with the Prosecutor's Office an agreement has been reached and my client will donate 35,000 reais ($10,800) to the Police Benevolent Fund – what your American bankster types refer to as 'lots and lots of money' - and with that the case is resolved and Jimmy Feigen can return home to his elitist WASP culture preppy pals in the US to smash up as many gas station toilet doors as he likes."

Were you in Brazil (where the nuts – and Espresso beans - come from) for the XXXI Olympiad? Did you actually compete in the Rio de Janeiro Olympics? Win a medal for the 'kicking in gas station bog doors' race – or for the 'perverting the course of justice' freestyle event? How about getting robbed at gunpoint while in a taxi? Did you make any mega-bucks donations to the Rio police's 'Graft & Corruption fund' to save your sorry, lying ass from criminal charges?

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A selection of your comments may be published, displaying your name and address so people can call round and toss bricks through your windows, slash your car tyre and scrawl obscene expletive graffiti on your front fence.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, to paraphrase the title of his one-off crap TV show: 'What Would Ryan Lochte Do?' Make a run for it and leave his bro-dom white buddies in the shit and facing the music in police state Brazil.

Little wonder Lyin' Ryan's loutish public persona and obnoxious character have inspired a series of unflattering internet memes.
Ah well, WTF can we expect. Nowt changes – the 'Ugly American' abroad image is alive and well - and strikes yet again.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Wednesday, 17 August 2016

Internet Thought Police - Orwell Did Warn Us

In this morning’s ‘Fuck Political Correctness’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Bulk internet orders for 'Zombie Knives' have been placed by canny bogeymen hunters over the last 48 hours - to restock their vigilante arsenals before the ban on the quasi-religious armaments takes effect this Thursday.

Rumour has it that since the child-murdering Masonic-Satanist-Pederast cabal of untouchable sodomite-paedos that infest the Royal Household, the (un)Civil Service, both Houses of Parliament - 'and' the religious institutions / churches that clutter our once-sceptred isle - have evolved an immunity to Holy Water, garlic and silver bullets (and police inquiries) then Zombie blades are the only weapon that can righteously emasculate, disembowel and behead members of this diabolical kiddie fiddling clique.

cc: The Mayor’s Office for Policing And Crime (MOPAC)
: Online Thought Police Troll Tracking Squad
: Ministry for Enforcement of Political Correctness

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Friday, 24 June 2016

Brexit OUT Vote: First EUSSR Domino Falls

In today’s ‘Enhanced Propaganda’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from the Brexit Stay or Leave camps – recorded live as and where the hype n hogwash narratives are spewed out by special interest politicos pursuing personal agendas - and transmitted faster than a speeding mullet (3.00×108 m/s) from chief bullshit analyst and reporter Annie Ångström to Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – where 'ring of the anvil' dispatches are being hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire - to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A 4% majority Brexit OUT vote: great stuff, now that one's got to put the inbred reptilian Illuminati globalists on the back foot for their Spew World Order agenda rethink.
52% versus 48% - which proves that the majority of our once-sceptred isle know WTF is going on and can still smell a rat a mile off - while the 'remaining' (sic) 48% haven't got a fucking clue.

And as to Scameron's pathetic 'Last Chance Saloon' negotiations to achieve special status for the UK – here the German word for attempting to improve something, but ending up by making things worse applies: verschlimmbessern.

But the shock n awe aftermath Doomsayer Cassandras are still at it with their hysterical scaremongering tactics and black propaganda predictions. The 'unelected' bigwig likes of the supremely arrogant alcoholic EUSSR Brussels' Chief Commissar, Jean Claude Wanker, Manky Martin Schultz, Catweazle impersonator Herman Van Rumpy-Pumpy, super-skanger Cecilia Malmström - and the IQ deficient EU President, Polack pud-puller Donny Tusker – with their schadenfreude culture and threats of 'Britain shall be punished'.

Then we have Rothshite Kosher Nostra stooge and jukebox politician without equal, New Labour's ex-PM Tony Bliar, stating for the public record that the Brexit vote marks a 'sad day for me personally'.
Hmmm, it's gonna be an even sadder day for the dog wanker when he's finally charged with a string of war crime offences – along with that other educationally sub-normal moron, Dubya Bush – and the rest of the pro-ZioNazi Neo-Con cabal that pulled the 9/11 false flag terrorist hit – and had Dr David Kelly assassinated.

To wit, the referendum result proves the Eurosceptics argument – that this dictatorial fascist behemoth – a self-consuming bureaucratic nightmare - is doomed – rotting from within – and the days of the graft and corruption ridden EUSSR's bloated bureaucracy gravy train passengers - these 'appointed' (read 'unelected') roost-ruling Masonic paedo / sodomite elitist tossers, with their exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege, are numbered as the first domino falls – sending tremors through the remaining 27 European community nation states – and by default – providing a vacant slot for the totalitarian oppressive state of Turkey.

With regard to the boost for Euroscepticism, let's keep a sharp eye on the Kurumaku shadow rulers lurking (as socio-psycho cunts do) behind the black curtains – for Eire voted to Leave and they're still in – and Greece too so recently had an overwhelming vote to quit – and they're still in. Talk about defying the will of the voting demographic – a sleight of hand conjured phenomenon wherein legality is a construct and has fuck all links to justice.

Of course, one undisclosed nor debated covert agenda point is the fact the supranatural EUSSR puppet masters want Britain in – ready to supply cannon fodder for NATO's coming global dominance war with Russia (and China and Iran).
Hey, for the real agenda, just read up on the latter chapters of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion 'goyim fuck-over' manual for world domination – re-issued under the Agenda 21 / Agenda 2030 title.

Then we have Nasty Party spoiled brat Chancellor Gideon Osborne claiming the Leave vote has doom us all (well, the blue collar working class anyways) to a profound economic shock - with a second strike recession kicking in.
Bullshit – we've been in a recession – read 'depression' since his predatory bankster pals fucked the entire global Crapitalist system model up back in 2008.

Gideon claims Britain can't survive without the EUSSR? Utter and complete criminally deceptive bullshit. The truth of the matter lies with the stark fact that Brussels and the unelected graft and corruption-ridden EUSSR brass and associated bureaucracy can't survive without Britain – and a Brexit might well trigger a continent-wide cry for 'Out!'

Britain had a 7:6% GNP turnover in the year prior to becoming shackled to Brussels – now we're bollocks deep (and above) in unsustainable debt.
Britain the insular island – progenitor of the Industrial Revolution, and for better or worse on a moral scale of 1 to 10, established an Empire on which the sun never set.
Then the Nasty Party's mad menopausal PM, Slaggie Twatcher, comes along, gets a snot on with the unions and miners – and de-industrialises the nation.

Conversely, according to Osborne, if the Bolshie 52% anarchists had all voted to remain part of the EUSSR then a couple of years down the road, alike Job before us, our cups would runneth over and we'll all be able to afford to join the Bullingdon Vandals Club and smash up restaurants and pubs - and snort Pestco's Premium Grade Peruvian coke – and visit the delightful Max Mosley Memorial Gardens-situated BD/SM dungeons of celeb' 'Dark Side' Dominatrix, Natalie Rowe, where she can spank our bared arses and roger us with her strap-on dildo.

To we career anarchist / Eurosceptic types, the Remain politicos are traitors to this once-sceptred isle – and none more so than the credibility-deficient loopy Labour Party's all-new leader Jeremy 'Turncoat' Corbyn – a political stooge to his very core – whose days are most definitely numbered – when even his own brother thinks he's a cunt.

On the subject of New Labour wankers, we had sacked leader, Fast Eddy Millipede, stating for the public record: "This is a call to arms for all six million 18-24 year olds to register to vote" – and inadvertently touched on an embarrassing, ironic truth by default with the following loose-lipped demand: "Let's be clear about the danger: a decision not to vote is a decision to let someone else decide your future."
Yeah right – and thanks for that moronic slip of the tongue, Wallace: a Remain vote lets the EUSSR's non-elected top dog bureaucrats in Brussels decide our future.

On reflection, what a motley crew Scameron cobbled together – just a couple of days ago, doing the Remain campaign trail rounds in Bristol - with John 'Maastricht Traitor' Major and New Labour's ginger mingin Harriet Harmful – she of Paedophile Information Exchange scandal notoriety – all spouting such black propaganda garbage that whoever votes for the Brexit 'Leave' camp is doomed to cop a dose of the dreaded Zika 'Big Head' virus.

Then Scameron's campaign pantomime antics really took off, with the entire media / celebrity mesmerised common herd listening to the likes of shit for brains U2 frontsman and career knobhead poser Bono - and pikey tinker Blob Geldork - and David Beckham – a trio of moronic dog wankers preaching a Remain vote.

Fer fuck's sake, Geldork can't even teach his own daughter how to do drugs, let alone pontificate on what's best for the future of Britain - and as to 'Bend-Over' Beckham, the twat might have once been clued up on things 'soccer' orientated but, like the rest of our Parliamentary and bent civil service system membership, has fuck all idea about Britain's foreign policy requirements viz serving Britain's interests first and foremost. And to prove, in Beckham's case, he hasn't much of a qualified opinion on any fucking thing – considering what he got wed to and bred sprogs with - has shit taste in women (Victoria 'Skinny Spice' – formerly of the Adams Family).

Fuck me drunk on a Sunday – let there be thanks that entertainment industry celeb icons such as demi-Gods Garry Barlow or Simon Cowell or that flabby know-all poufter Stephen Fry – or Basil Brush and Tiny Clanger – haven't been on the goggle box screens, espousing the common herd to cast a Remain vote then it would all be over - and Bonkers Boris Nonsense, Pob Gove and the Brexit crew pre-empted and a lost cause before the ballot even took place.

Good to see that the last vestiges of our national democratic rights were exercised and the Brexit Leave camp gained a winning and respected majority.
For to remain in the pan-European community would be democracy demised – as the EUSSR is a totalitarian shitscape formed for the ruling special-interests oligarch / bankster cartel and dominated from the shadows by the puppet masters pulling the strings of their 'appointed' stooges – and TTIP's secret 27 chapter agreement (more at 'binding contract') would see Britain nailed to the cross of Corporatocracy - wherein the common herd will be shit on and shafted even more so than now.

This point regardless, given the facility of 20/20 hindsight, Nasty Nicola Sturgeon's Scottish Nonce Party dominated Scotland backed another loser and voted to Remain. And these are the clowns who want Independence for Nonceland and a split from the rule of Westminster – hence the creation of a Dis-United Kingdom – and moronically still be part of the EUSSR and governed by Brussels bureaucrats. Now how fucking daft can you get.

Moralist / Biblical beliefs besides, there is no right or wrong – no good or bad – it all comes down to maintaining the millenniums-old status quo – and keeping the establishment Them – the Brotherhood of the Snake - in power and control – and the Capitalist debt / control freak jackboot on our proverbial common herd necks.

And that's precisely how we ended up tied (shackled) to this bureaucratic monstrosity in the first instance – thanks to the paedo orphan / catamite strangling Tory scumbag Ted Heath, blackmailed into driving our once-sceptred isle viz EUSSR membership and replacing Britain's prefix of Great with that of Broken. Same with Manky Major – and the Maastricht Treaty signing – another victim to the Three B's Strategy: Bullied / Blackmailed / Bribed.

So, finally to the $64,000 bucks burning question of the day: who ordered the murder – more at 'politically opportune assassination' – of Jo Cox – (a scary parallel to the murder of pro-EUSSR / Euro single currency advocate, Swedish foreign minister Anna Lindh on the eve of the Euro adoption vote) - with Cox's birthday falling precisely the day before the Brexit referendum – perhaps to deify her out of all sensible proportion – and entreat a mob of sympathy 'Awww, just for Jo' as a birthday pressy' Remain votes.

Did the malevolent orders come out of Downing Street? Doubtful – all too craven and stupid now that war crim' Tony 'Miranda' Bliar's gone. MI5 took it on their own backs – following orders from the Square Mile based Rothshite Kosher Nostra crime syndicate – acting on advice from the venal psychos at the Tavistock Institute? (same cunts who scripted 7/7 false flag terrorist attacks) Or Chatham House / Fabian's New World Order Tonton Macoute thugsters?

Or a regal edict out of Fuckingham Palace – from arch-scumbag and daughter-in-law murder suspect Prince Stavros – or direct from Brussels – or Washington – or was it the illegal / rogue Israeli ZioNazi state's Mossad and their scumbag British-based kikester sayanim – acting on the orders of the Minister of Public Security, Gilad Erdan – the creep PM Bobo Nuttyahoo has appointed and tasked with discrediting / killing (sic) the Boycott, Divestment & Sanctions movement and campaigners - as payback for Cox's wholehearted support for, and propagation of, the Palestinian BDS campaign?

And how pathetic the Remain bids became, with Posh Dave Scameron and his Nasty Party Tory scumsters using Cox's engineered demise (assassination / murder by mental health casualty / mind control victim Thomas McPatsy of the Yorkshire-based Guy Fawkes Appreciation Society's 21st Far Right Extremist Brigade) - to drive a Brexit referendum Remain vote 'and' rubbing hands with glee at the prospect of a forthcoming by-election for Cox's House of Conmans 'safe seat' and hopefully hoof faction-ridden New Labour out – and a Tory candidate in.

Oh well, at least this time around – unlike so many other of the MI5 / MI6 false flag scams - it was an actual yokel / IQ-deficient / mental health patient Brit' citizen – (an actual C of E Protestant Whitey) involved - and not the usual stereotyped Leeds-based Mohammed al Patsy & Co that are purported to have pulled off the ultimate in terrorist suicide bombing attacks on 7/7, then missed their trains – and ended up at Canary Wharf in an attempt to shout "We've bin set up!" – then shot stone dead – and silenced - by the shitbag, system-serving Met / Force Recon / Increment crew assassins.

To cap it all viz insult to injury, the corrupt lowlife establishment scum had Jo Cox's hubby, Brendan broadcasting on radio and TV media channels – with nary a tear nor sob in his voice as he reads the script to deify Jo to martyr status – by fighting against the hatred that killed her (the evil Brexit 'Leave' gang) – and voting Remain –"it's what Jo would have wanted".
Yeah right – to be ruled over by a bunch of corrupt elitist criminals in Brussels.

So is Scameron going to take a pointer from Alice and do six impossible things before breakfast? Starting with getting off his flabby public school arse to invoke Article 50 of the Lisbon Treaty in the coming days - thus triggering a divorce negotiation that could drag out for two fucking years - a vastly complicated legal and political process that requires Broken Britain to unpick some 80,000 pages of laws binding a subservient UK to the EUSSR?

Ha, never mind Alice's six impossible things before breakfast - Scameron and his toe rag Tory cronies haven't done six 'possible' things of any fucking use since they slithered into office via a Lib-Dum coalition 'fix' seven years ago.

Well the Nasty Party are in need of a new PM now Posh Dave Scameron's shot his bolt and about to exit stage left – with ex-London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense – (albeit incumbent Tory MP for Poxbridge & Gymslip) – is the odds-on firm favourite at Flatbrokes - Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies - to take his place – a factor acceptable to the Tory hierarchy - 'if' Boris - (the only man on Earth with a worse haircut than NorKor's renegade psycho leader Kim Jong Un) - pledged to get his unruly mop trimmed.

Finally a closing word from Britain's oldest Brexit Leave campaigner, the stalwart 96-year old Mrs Gladys Higgs-Boson, of Hadron Collider Terraces, Scunthorpe: "Vote fuckin' OUT an' tell 'em ter stick their Stalinist Soviet EUSSR model up their arses. Merkel's pushin' wot her Dad – Hitler – wanted – a European Union – wiv the Krauts in charge. Fer fuck's sake – the effin' Germans an' them foul an' foreign Frenchie twats is our historical enemies. Wot the fuck are we doin' in any kind of contrived economic union wiv these arrogant, psycho bastards, I asks yer?"

Thought for the day. So WTF is wrong with the EUSSR system? First off we have the European Parliament, where MEPs are elected by the voting public demographics of member nation states to represent them and okay or veto proposed new EU laws that they have no say in the creation of.

Then we have the European Council, where the nations’ leaders meet but again whose role excludes proposing new legislation. This task lies with the appointed members of the European Commission, which consists of 28 commissioners - one for each member country. These jukebox politico scumsters are not elected but appointed – based on nepotistic brownie points - by each EUSSR member nation’s current leader – and it is these unelected commissioners who create the laws, not the leaders or MEPs we vote in.

Take prudent note that the 2007 Treaty of Lisbon replaced all previous treaties as the new EUSSR 'Corporatocracy' constitution - a treaty under which it is impossible for any country to petition a law once it has been enacted.

So where do the EUSSR Commissioners get their ideas for the laws? These are the brainchild of the European Round Table of Industrialists – a covert graft and corruption-ridden cabal that consists of fifty-odd Chief Executives and Chairmen of major multi-national companies.
The very same bankster / military-industrialist author / architects now pushing the top secret TTIP agreement (along with the CETA, TPP, NAFTA, FTAA, CAFTA – and a host of other diverse acronym-titled diabolical scams) and the realisation of the Hitlerian Nazi Fortress Europe – the United States of Europe - and all Hell bent on the dissolution of sovereign identity and the total dismemberment of nation states, reshaping Europe's (and the World's) historical borders to create ethnically-conflicting mongrel 'Regions' - as Federalisation is enacted under the ZioNazi Neo-Con Globalist New World Order Corporatocracy system of government - a potential panopticon surveillance / jackboot recipe for a Brussels-based dictatorship run on the principles totalitarian-fascism – under the planned 'Europol / Eurojust' (read Gestapo / Stasi) martial law police state.

And here we're confronted with this clique's typical aloof and obnoxious attitude when displaying their customary contempt towards of the spoken will of the people - the British common herd – for whom non-compliance / non-conformist mindset is hereon a work in progress – so the elite be aware cos we, the uneducated media / goggle box mesmerised worker ant drones you regard as debt slaves, are sick to the back fucking teeth with the EUSSR's Soviet model compliant populace dream model – run on Op Gladio scaremongering threats and testing our collective patience to the outer limits n back . Thus to quote a threadbare cliché – Be Afraid – Be Very Afraid. – cos it's all gonna come crashing down around your pointy little pervert heads – 1789 tumbrels n guillotine fashion - and Brexit, on our part, is just the beginning.

Hence our Brexit win be a blessing and good riddance to bully boy Brussels and the EUSSR fascist thug state. Now perhaps we can ditch the scabby little EU passports and get back to issuing our beloved and iconic dark blue British editions of yesteryear.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, politico ponces, bent money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Syrian refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Monday, 13 June 2016

Sir Philip Greed Fires Parliament

In today’s ‘Enhanced Avarice’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering gossip from Mollie McSkanger manning the mobile news desk's cellphone hotline from a tent in Parliament Square for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial and work to see the debt trap Crapitalist culture trodden underfoot - and the inbred Illuminati oligarch bankster scum nailed - like St Peter before them - upside-down on a big piece of wood.

Egoistic robber baron and tax dodger extraordinaire, Sir Philip Greed – a top dog member of the Khazarian Chosen People Club – obviously deluded by a narcissistic belief of his personal, exalted importance in the greater scheme of things (more full of shit than a Christmas goose) has demanded that Broken Britain's House of Conmans remove any and all members of the Work & Pensions Committee that keep asking awkward questions regarding Greed's plunder of the BHS pension fund to finance the ego-boosting, uber-extravagant purchase of his latest acquisition – a ex-US Navy nuclear aircraft carrier converted to serve as his personal private yacht – the Ostentation Waste III.

Knighted on the misguided recommendation of New Labour's paedo-protecting / war criminal Slime Minister Tony Bliar in 2006 Sir (not for much longer) Philip Nigel Ross Greed is a British businessman and chairman of the Arcadia Ripoffs Group - a High Street retail company that includes Knobshop, Dogman, Wallis & Gromit Cheese Slices, Evans, Burton, Miss Selfish, Dorothy Wankins, and Outshit.

The ill-mannered Greed, while being described by friends as an all-round tosspot scumbag, puts on a sham-scam philanthropist front while shafting every fucker and their dog – and is rightly derided and slandered by business opponents and his Arcadia employees alike as a rapacious capitalist carnivore – a shekel-grubbing velociraptor – and an avaricious dog wanker cast in the mould of Dickens' Fagin.

During what the common herd lucky enough to have jobs refer to as 'the working week' the triple-chinned Greed bases his fat slob porcine self at a London hotel, then flies off in his personal Gulfstream G550 gold plated jet to tax haven Monaco for weekends with his Arcadia owner wastrel wife, an equally avaricious, tax-dodging South African - 'Toxic Tina' Greed.

Bottle blonde vulgarian Toxic Tina, looking all of her 67 years regardless of facelifts and mega-Botox treatments – keeps her fat ass firmly ensconced in the postage stamp micro-state of Monaco – like some Black Widow spider - pulling the strings of control from the centre of her corporate web via the tax avoidance Jersey-registered Taveta Investments and its manifold subsidiaries – with assets that include 2,300 shops across the sprawl of Broken Britain; 92% of Arcadia Group; Sears 'Shoe Express' chain; 53% owner of Owen Owen Holdings; a big slice of the Mark One retailers – and a £23 zillion quid shareholding in Marks & Sparks – which the Greeds failed to gain sole ownership control of back in 2007.

Regardless of being branded, alike Lonhro's Tiny Rowland before him, as 'the unacceptable face of Crapitalism', the all-round rich and shameless Ashkenazi kikester, Greed – while surrounded by his close-in ex-Mossad security detail (who are double indemnity guaranteed to have no personal loss links to Greed's ripoff pension fund activities) - copped for a knighthood from New Labour in recognition for his 'generous' party donations and services to tax-dodging culture – plus his tireless pursuit of the hedonistic lifestyle of royals and nobility – so perfectly illustrated with Toxic Tina's gift on the occasion of his birthday - a one-off commissioned 24 carat gold and gemstone encrusted Monopoly board – all consisting of his own corporate acquisitions – sans BHS, of course – and a personalised, platinum Get Out of Jail Free key.

So while the habitually foul-mouthed Greed refuses to appear before Parliament's Works & Pensions Committee until Frank Field MP is removed from his Chair position and can hence no longer raise embarrassing (more at 'incriminating') questions as to why BHS was flogged off for a single £1 quid to a bankrupt buyer - and BHS goes into receivership with the pension pot left shy of some £450-plus million nicker (purchase price of new yacht Ostentatious Waste III) thanks to Greed's corrupt wheeler-dealer business practices - shadow chancellor John McDonnell MP referred to Greed as 'the epitome of scum on legs' and called for him to be stripped of his knighthood if he fails to attend the Committee session on Wednesday to answer MPs' questions – clarifying for moronic gutter press hacks that the move 'might' help restore public faith in the over-abused honours system.

Restore public faith? Is McDonnell taking the piss? Some fucking chance. While this might well represent a case where yet another 'ever so royal' knighthood (more at 'shitehood') has been abused and needs rescinding – we have the likes of Royal / Downing Street Insider, Court Jester and BBC celeb kiddie fiddling DJ (VIP Paedo Pimp - By Appointment) Jimmy So-Vile – and 'Sir' Cyril Smith – and a legion of other beknighted untouchable Very Important Paedo scum at the top of the ruling class pecking order of things – to reflect on and know that the system's bent and will never change.

For the public record, this high-rolling wastrel's absurd spendthrift excesses include blowing £4 zillion nicker on a bar mitzvah gig for son Brandon in 2005 - a three-day drug-snorting piss up for over 200 friends and family in the French Riviera with chief guest of honour, Tel Aviv's Chief Rabbi, Dr Shlomo Snipcock, to bless the event – and background music supplied live by the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra.

On the occasion of the bar-mitzvah of his alleged nonce-ponce nephew, Matt, he threw a mega-bucks bash at London's iconic Madame Tussaud's Museum, where shackled and naked X-Factor judges Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh were dripped with scalding hot candle wax by Chancellor Gideon Osborne's celeb' Dominatrix of choice – Ms Natalie Rowe and her 'Wicked Whipster Girls' ensemble.

Nephew Matt and brain damaged daughter Chloe shared a birthday party in December 2011, at the prestigious 'One Mayfair' mega-rich only address (gross sacrilege aside - formerly Grade 1 listed St Mark's Church) where Rihanna sang a medley of her best hits at £1 million quid per throw - while performing a striptease and sucking on a phallic-shaped butterscotch gob-stopper.

To mark his own 50th birthday, win friends and impress people, Greed flew 200 guests in a chartered Airbus A300 to the Freeloaders Hotel in Cyprus for a three-day toga party, where they were serenaded by former coal heaver 'Sir' Tom Jones and ex-Glassie busker 'Sir' Rod Stewart - who according to the Daily Shitraker, were reportedly paid £5 million quid each for a 45-minute set.

And in a squalid bid to cap his own record of profligate squandering of BHS pension pot funds for Greed's 55th birthday, he flew 100 guests 8,500 miles in two private jets from London to the exclusive Four Seasons: Landaagiraavaru resort – an overpriced eco-spa in the soon to be submerged Maldives.

While Greed and Toxic Tina issue invitations to other members of the rich and shameless clan - such as Duchess of Pork, Fergie and kiddie fidding ex-hubby Prince Andy Pandy - many of the 'prominent' (sic) Hollywood celeb' figures that are only too happy to accept a freebie piss up at the Greed's parties later comment to the media that they'd never heard of him.

Thought for the day. Arcadia's webshite might well sport a banner for 'Ethical Trading' – but this maxim obviously doesn't apply to the Taveta / Arcadia Third World offshore sweatshops in Africa and Cambodia et al - nor Greed's plundering of the BHS pension pot to finance his latest personal super-yacht, Ostentation Waste III.

And the moral of this story? The best one can expect from a pig is a grunt? To misquote Matthew 16:26-28: For what doth it profit a man if he gain title deed to the whole Universe - and every fucker thinks he's a right cunt?

Stop Press: (Drop the dead donkey).
Sports Direct chief human rights abuser and career gobshite bully boy 'Moron Mick' Gashley has now told gutter press hacks that he might just renew his former interest in buying BHS – and in the process score a few Parliamentary brownie points and hopefully offset the chance of being charged with a set of criminal offences for having his company's employees tortured for being late or daring to take a day off sick.

Do you work at BHS? Has Philip Greed's voracious spendthrift lifestyle fucked up the quality of your own? Do you have several private yachts and a Gulfstream jet? Is your pension pot short of some £600 million quid? Do you still have a pot to piss in? Sir (not for much longer) Philip Greed got a solid gold pot to piss in for his 64th birthday.

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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Monday, 2 May 2016

The Meaning of the Universe is 'not' 42

In today’s ‘We Don't Know Shit from Shinola’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from the centre of the known Universe - with Mollie McSkanger manning the 'speed of light' quantum smart phone hotline to report on the Galactic Council gathering of elders on Planet X (258) in the Draco System for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The media-tranced masses claim the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything is 42.
(Thank you Douglas Adams for a literary giggle possessed with the half-life of Thorium-232 – and fuck all else – apart from some good reads – and a novel way of viewing the dolphin steak on your plate in a Greek estiatório).

Adams' burlesque humour besides, this question has had Science by the short and curlies since the Neanderthal days of Throg (innovator of rudimentary cave drainage systems and 'fire') – of the Greek savants Pythagoras and Aristotle; of Albion's last magician - Isaac Newton - and through to Broken Britain's most celebrated gimp, the physically diminished but cerebrally-indestructible Stephen Hawking – but not forgetting Albert Einstein either (a man with a worse haircut than NorKor'-based nuclear-armed deadleg, Kim Jong Un) - and none of the 'Quantum Leap' fuckers are any closer to solving the problem.

All got pretty close – but like horseshoes and hand grenades – close enough just don't count.
This sect of academics, possessed of more degrees than an industrial thermometer, have been perpetually blind-sided by their exalted (and blundering) Cryptocracy of higher maths and the attempted inclusion of Fibonacci sequencing and Fractals – (recursion-driven images of dynamic systems pictures of Chaos in motion) into the Grand Unified Field Theory.

For formulating a solution to - and thus deciphering - Nature's core codex: this abstract equation lies within the purview of the non-egocentric die-hard conspiracy theorists and their necessary apopheniac counterparts – that chew the duck fat which circumscribe and enshroud scientific and philosophical dilemmas (and establishment false flag cover-ups / Hollywood-conjured Moon landings) - like a pit bull terrier gnawing a baby's leg.

Hence, to wit, as per fucking usual, the High Priests of Science (and their media-mesmerised common herd applauders) are Wrong – with a large, capital W – for the answer (gospel according to Tesla (theorised) and Schumann (published) is 7:83 (fundamental): the universal resonant frequency of 'Everything'.

Time and Space 'are not' Relative – unless Gravity joins the equation – and NOT as a Junior Partner (cousin / nephew / niece) either – for they might, upon suitable occasions – act with a synchronous and synergic flair – or alternately an air of independent anarchy and cosmic discord – to produce (like our own climate-determining Sun) random thermo-electro-magnetic field manifestations of 'What the Fuck was That?' solar storm plasma events. Nebulæ / Black Hole / Brown Dwarf / Event Horizon: Chaos Theory in motion – with bells on.

Hence the notion of an Event Horizon - from which nothing can escape - is incompatible with Quantum Theory – and in a similar 'Paradox' league with the Black Hole 'nothing can escape' status of Broadmoor Prison - when the BBC's prize celebrity kiddie fiddler / notorious sodomite / necrophiliac party animal, DJ Jimmy Savile, had the keys to, and free-wheeling run of, the place.

While orthodox science is relatively 'blinkered' and resorts to the Oriental legerdemain art of Topology to make inconvenient truths 'fit' – one way or the other - the likes of CERN's LHC sub-atomic particle accelerator are not required to chase bosons round in ever-decreasing circles at light speeds (what science refers to as 'very, very fast') until they disappear up their own inter-dimensional arses.

It all runs on a carbon cycle and the heartbeat is 7:83 – same as the perfect acid / alkali ph ratio for the human body (and all life – flora and fauna – including Adams' cryptic dolphins).
7:83 is the fundamental base line that resonates through all – complemented by the Solfeggio harmonics – the Cosmic area dial code Hz frequencies to access Quantum Cognition: 285Hz; 396; 417; 528; 639; 741 and 852.

God? Who needs God? We have Mother Nature: Mistress of all She Surveys.

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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Friday, 15 April 2016

BDS Activists on Kosher Nostra Hit List

In today’s ‘Israel: Barbarism Sans Borders’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering war crimes and human rights and wrongs abuse from our 'Muslim Semite Sentinel' - Mohammad al Patsy - manning the occupied West Bank editorial desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill from a Hamas 'Mole Unit' fortified dugout in Jerusalem's Rachel Corrie Memorial Park – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Following this past week's extra-judicial / civil targeted killings / (er, a paradoxical euphemism for 'murders') of BDS activists across Europe and the Middle East – which kick started when Palestinian radical Achmed ibn Himar was found dead in his Jerusalem apartment's bathtub with an excess of forty stab wounds inflicted on his chest and back – and Israeli Police Chief Shylock Scumstein informing gutter press reporters they were treating the death as one of the most determined cases of suicide on record – prompting cries of 'Foul!' from the entire international BDS campaign front.

Exiled PLO commander Shaheed Kess Emakk, speaking to media hacks outside his top secret Beirut hideaway at #25 Abdallah el Mashnoulk St, condemned Mr ibn Himar's murder, branding it the venal work of a sneak thief Mossad Kidon Unit – the very same homicidal psychos responsible for the sore thumb and bungled January 2010 assassination of Palestinian Mahmoud Al-Mabhouh – a top ranking official with Hamas' Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades - at his Al Bustan Rotana Hotel room in Dubai.

Amnesty International is urging the clinically insane Israeli PM, Bobo Nuttyahoo, and his ZioNazi racist Likit Party government, to curtail their apartheid state policies and end the threats and homicidal attacks against Palestinian and Israeli human rights defenders - specifically so the leaders of the international Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions movement – by the IDF and the Yammam (domestic terrorist police – aka Bobo Nuttyahoo's thugster version of the Tonton Macoutes).

Meanwhile, European civil society and moralist 'Do the Right Thing' groups are launching a new campaign to defend freedom of speech from efforts to curtail it by Israel and the gossamer-skinned totalitarian dictator President of Turkey - Tieclip 'Attatuk' Erdogan - all wholeheartedly supported by their allied lickspittle national government across European and the good ole US of A.

Oh yes, and right on too, for under this current torrent of moronic censorship any and all criticism of Turkey supplying ISIS vis their 'Arms 4 Oil' deal cops a domestic terrorism charge and prison - while criticism of the outlaw Israeli ZioNazi state's human rights abuses and war crimes is automatically slapped with the broad brush anti-Semitism label – with a side order of Holohoax denial tossed in for good measure.

Perpetually confounded by moralist nuisance Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions protests in expediting their Final Solution to Israel's 'Palestinian problem' and stealing the whole of the West Bank territory to accommodate illegal settlers, the Kosher Nostra psychopath organisers of the Yediot Ahronot / Ynet conference recently resorted to adopting a fresh and somewhat novel tactic – by conspiring with Tel Aviv's Intelligence (sic) Minister, Israel Katzndogs, to recommend the 'civil targeted killings' (read 'murders') of BDS leaders world-wide - starting with Omar Barghouti - stalwart founder of the Palestinian Campaign for the Academic and Cultural Boycott of Israel (PACBI).

In a pathetic attempt to avoid being branded a homicidal maniac for his intended murderous anti-BDS actions, while speaking with a gutter press hack from the War Mongers Gazette, Minister Katzndogs employed the term 'sikul ezrahi memukad' – a euphemism derived from the Hebrew phrase for the 'civil' pre-meditated slaughter (martyrdom) of Palestinian terrorists (peaceful protesters) - the literal meaning being – er – 'extra-judicial killing' – with the prefix 'civil' bestowing such atrocious and bloodthirsty acts with a ludicrous fantasy air of legitimacy.

And what is the self-proclaimed Global Policeman – the good ole US of A – the Mother of Democracy and Liberty (aka the Great Satan) - doing to censure and correct this litany of historical (circa 1948 onwards) human rights abuses and war crimes? Absolutely sweet fuck all apart from churning out the usual streams of bullshit propaganda and hycocrisy-ridden hyperbole – that poor Israel has the God-given right to defend itself.
Hence their perpetual funding and supplying the ZioNazi psychos with all manner of high tech ordnance and weaponry – not for 'defence' but 'attack' - including an arsenal of illegal nukes – from micro-tactical to strategic dial-a-yield varieties.

And that is the problematic sore thumb blatant 'in yer fuckin' face' fact viz America and Israel – both owned and run by criminals – the very same crime syndicate – the Kosher Nostra – with their AIPAC / ADL / Friends of Israel sayanim toadies, lickspittle lapdogs and snivelling sycophant political and corporate careerists – all out to get their corrupt palms crossed with silver - conjuring up black propaganda to fit the latest spin narrative tales.

Now we have Washington conspiring with Tel Aviv to cobble together a political kill index – the Joint Prioritized Effects List (JPEL) – aka the People the Great Satan and the Israelis Don't Like List – with Israel's Minister for Political Assassinations, Izzy Katzndogs, quick off the mark to get the job underway by targeting BDS campaigners – at home and abroad.

Thus it's hands-on 24/7 overtime and burning the midnight oils for the manky Mossad's Kidon Unit assassins – and doubtless the hit contracts will be farmed out to some equally noxious kikester quango such as the notorious Black Cube Corp – with the ever-evil Dominick Suter on stand-by and ready to dispatch his 9/11 False Flag Moving Systems' hi-fiver dance troupe psychos round to blow some hapless BDS campaigner's house up – then blame it on Mohammed al Patsy and his Jolly Jihad Takfiri Terrorist Club.

What kind of governing political regime employs a system of kick back 'illogical' punitive 'injustice' that demolishes the homes of relatives of Palestinian protesters accused of attacking uniformed IDF thugs and who are subsequently shot to death – extra-judicial style.
What kind of regime? Under ultra-right batshit bonkers racist PM Bobo Nuttyahoo, fostering his Likit Party's dingbat genocidal policies - a rogue regime that denies the basic human and constitutional rights of their Palestinian victims

Conversely, that's not the way God's Chosen People (more at 'sub-human species') regard the situation. The core of their perpetuated delusion is this historical fantasy claim of 'eminent domain' custodianship over all of Palestine – and half the Middle East (the brook of the Nile to the Euphrates / Lebanon-Syria-Iraq) as some mythical God figure deity is purported to have told Moses and his gang of stragglers it was their Promised Land.

Hence this depraved and spiritually bankrupt gang of inbred Ashkenazi crypto-Jews of convenience impostors continue the promotion of this persistent Holohoax and anti-Semite hysteria - to absolve and vindicate - and claim impunity - for their human rights abuses and war crimes against the Palestinian populations of the ever-diminishing occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip coastal enclave.

Hey, denials besides (dark arts hasbara), the Israeli Jewish 'anti-assimilation' / anti-miscegenation / holier-than-thou political cabal, Lehava, prove beyond any and all reasonable doubt that Zionist Israel represents all the worst qualities of an apartheid, racist state – wherein their military inferiors – Palestinians – will be used, abused and shit on from a dizzy height. Amen.

Thus, BDS campaigners be advised, you might come at the mega-bucks funded ZioNazi Bar-Code matzo munchers lobby (and their half-arsed 'Cashew' sycophant apologists that comprise the ranks of the EU / UK Friends of Israel Club governments) at a full gallop, high in oath and mud-splattered. But verbal and arm-waving protests besides – if you plan on a shoe-throwing exercise then make sure to leave the slippers and flip-flops at home and wear clogs or hobnail boots.

PM Nuttyahoo and his rabid Minister Katzndogs - both schadenfreude personified - are part and parcel of the Rothshite Zog crime syndicate fiefdom and corrupt to their venal core – and should be dragged before a war crimes tribunal for their sins. A veritable Nuremberg Two – and face the same charges and punishments as those evil Hitlerian Kraut bastards that were prosecuted at Nuremberg One – Boring Hermann Goring, Jodl, Hess, Raeder, Ribbentrop, Roseberg, Speer, Streicher, Weitzel, Waldeck, etcetera, et al – and the likes of the IDF and Knesset guilty parties – the list goes on and on – endless.

But what the fuck can we expect from a religious culture that worships a jealous and vengeful God and regards those alien to their 'tribe' as low life 'goyim' – on a par with cattle.

Thought for the day. Talk about these Khazar-Ashkenazi scumsters interferring with the foreign policies of sovereign democratic governments – specifically Broken Britain's – the grassroots Israel lobby group 'We Believe in Israel' (WBII) has started an online petition in response to reports that Prince Dobby of Wales – when not otherwise occupied in his frequent role as guest ribbon-cutter at new UK synagogues - is planning a visit to Iran - the first official visit of a UK royal to the Islamic Republic in over 40 years.

Thus the We Believe in Israel lobby's Propaganda Director, Luke Wankhurst, claims to be very disturbed (mentally) by this scheduled trip to Iran - which he accuses of anti-Semitism - and is demanding Chazzer von Big Ears and his chain-smoking royal whore, Gorgonzilla, the Duchess of Cornhole, shitcan the Tea in Tehran with the Ayatollahs idea– and come 'party' in the outlaw state of Israel instead.
Now how's that for blatant brass-necked chutzpah.

This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian doctor and peace activist, Hashem Azzeh, murdered by the IDF thugs in Hebron October 21st 2015 – and too not forgetting the martyrdom of prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.

Further, to the rogue state of Israeli's dying shame, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.

Hmmm, and we are to believe the duplicitous words of the Israeli Slime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo – himself another Jew of convenience with zero Semite DNA in his Khazar-Ashkenazi genes - when he declares in regard to the ‘Palestinian problem’ – “All options are on the negotiating table”. Yeah right – all options excepting fair play and ‘peace’.

In the 1980’s Oded Yinon, a senior advisor to the Israeli Ministry for Foreign Mischief, articulated the primary draft of the ZioNazi grand strategy to instigate the Balkanization of the entire Middle East via a chain of staged false flag terrorist attack events and contrived wars of aggression - with the participation of the US and European (read NATO) military forces to achieve the Chosen People’s Biblical ‘Promised Land’ – a Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to Euphrates – and far beyond – whose end result would ensure Israel’s Mid-East military hegemony and provide geo-political domination and guaranteed oil and gas reserves for the next century.

Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based paranoid, certifiably-psychotic warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yids of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.

Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.

To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the real Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite-Baboon bankster crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbag.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Saturday, 9 April 2016

Imbeciles n Deadlegs Run the World

In today’s 'Better Late Than Never' edition we bring you fresh proof that the world is run by fucking idiots and their lickspittle, sock puppet stooges - with the latest and greatest in juicy scandal-mongering gossip from Sapphie Godemiche, 'manning' (sic) the 'gay discrimination' mobile hotline outside Biffo's Barf Burger fast food franchise at Smegmadale on Sea for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Sixteen-year old teenager Feral Beryl McScrote claims she was kicked out of a seaside McDonald’s Chew n Spew outlet for using the women’s toilets - as staff thought she was male - due her wearing a Skanger designer label 'sailor boy blue' shell suit and sporting a punk gelled Mohican hair do – plus her customary five o'clock shadow.

Beryl, who was visiting Smegmadale for a day out of sea air and 'happy slapping' seagulls perched along the Smegmadale promenade with her fellow girl gang members, informed one gutter press hack from the red top Daily Shitraker “I ordered me effin' tucker an' left it wiv me girlfriend, Slapella, cos I had ter go ter the bog an' take a leak after all the Old Headbanger lager we'd supped down the Dog n Pikey pub earlier."

"Anyways I'm sat on the crapper an' this fuckin' tosser of an assistant manager comes bangin' on the bog door an' sez 'yer got no right in here – this is the ladies toilet an' you should be in the gents next door'."

"So I sez 'yer can go an' shag spiders yer stupid cunt cos I'm a fuckin' girl'. Then he sez 'okay, so show us yer i/d' – an' I fires straight back 'I ain't got any on me, numbnuts.Can't yer tell I'm a girl by the sound of me fuckin' voice?"
"An' he sez 'That's bullshit cos yer sound like yer got a pair of bollocks an' yer just in here smellin' the toilet seats like wot the dog wanker pervs do. Anyway I want you an' yer gang of gobshite dyke silverback mates outa here before I calls the plods' – so I sez 'then call the fuckin' plods cos we don't give a flyin' fuck – cos yer nowt but a sad twat an' guilty of gay discrimination."

A press release issued post-event by the Smegmadale branch of McDonald’s stated: “We can confirm a group of rowdy individuals were forcibly evicted from our Slag's Quay restaurant by the Police Domestic Terrorism Squad, following several complaints over inappropriate behaviour."
"This group were asked to leave the restaurant on numerous past occasions due drunk and disorderly conduct and groping our waitress staff – and today's incident culminated in the police being called to evict the abusive girl gang. These actions were taken due to the unacceptable behaviour of the group spiking their milk shakes with a bottle of vodka and had nothing to do with Ms McScrote using the ladies toilets.”

Sgt Bev Titwank, spokesperson for Smegmadale Plod Squad added: “Officers were called to the Slag’s Quay branch of McDonald’s following reports a group of butch lesbian youths were being abusive and threatened to bugger the assistant manager with a strapon dildo – hardly the type of anti-social conduct acceptable in a seaside family restaurant – even if it is only a shitty fast food outlet and not one of our High Street's more up-market five star eateries."
"Apparently an altercation ensued between the youths and staff after some arsehole customer out to stir up trouble complained to staff that a person they wrongly believed to be male was using the women’s toilets."

Well, WTF can be expected from the basic pay rate intellectually-challenged morons who work for McD's Chew n Spew – who not only can't tell Stork from Butter – or Mayonnaisse - or which way is 'up' - nor a butch dyke girl gang capo from some Chav knob head thug fresh out of the local Asbo Central Academy.

But to be fair, McD's are on a par with Broken Britain's security service imbeciles viz this mistaken identity score – specifically the SRS (aka 14 Field Security and Intelligence Company / The Det / Special Reconnaissance Service) psychos who, special forces intelligence (sic) gathering trained besides, still can't tell a Brazilian electrician from a Mid-East Muslim jihadi terrorist type – and who stalked the hapless Latino sparkie from his digs to Stockwell Tube Station - cornered and floored him inside a train carriage then fired a couple of clips of 9mm parabellum rounds into his skull – to make sure he was no longer a threat.
And these incompetent 'untouchable' motherfuckers escaped murder charges via a 'whoops – sorry' / national security / not in the public interest proclamation.

Jean Charles da Silva e de Menezes: 22/07/2005 – a day that will go down in the annals of infamy – along with the government complicit murders of Dr David Kelly (weapons of mass distraction whistle blowing / Bliar gave the hit go-ahead) and Jill Dando (Very Important Paedophile expose at her fingertips / Bliar gave the hit go-ahead).

While we're at it, let's include every other police investigation / official inquiry whitewash these ruling establishment Freemason Satanist scumsters have launched and manipulated to a 'nothing to see here – move along folks' conclusion.

Guy Fawkes / Gunpowder Plot Non-Inquiry. Treachery of the Blue Books inquiry (circa 1847). Profumo / Cliveden Set coverup. Aberfan. Tay Bridge. Notorious Cullen Inquiry / Dunblane. Wass Inquiry. Lockerbie Inquiry. Hutton Inquiry. Chilcot Inquiry. Leveson Inquiry. Mark Duggan Inquest. Operation Ore child porno / paedo abuse investigation – (Bliar ordered it shut down) - and last but not least the stillborn Dame Fifi Woolfe / Baroness Butler-Sloshed 'finally just getting up steam and ready to roll' Dame Lowell Goddard kiddie fiddling inquiry (mega-gallons of whitewash on order – one coat covers up a multitude of crimes).

Thought for the day. Do you know anyone who has been shoved inside a big black North face holdall or terminated with extreme prejudice (triple tap headshots) by the Special Reconnaissance Service or MI5 thugs for using the ladies toilets in McDonalds?
How about Pukerella’s Pizza Hut or Cilla’s Chunderama or Pol Pot's Insta Noodles Stand or Pedro’s Beaner Pukery or Vic’s Vomitarium?

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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