Sunday, 22 January 2017

UK Plods Copy Cat US Pigs Racist Atrocities

In today’s ‘You Couldn't Make This Shit Up' counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Jack 'Weasle' McScrote, our deep cover mole, manning the covert hotline inside the Independent Police Coverups Commission for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A major head-scratching police investigation is underway after a pair of intellectually-challenged Plod Squad dingbats were captured on camera by a neighbour in the act of tasering a wholly innocent 63-year old 'person of colour' grand-daddy - who quite paradoxically was instrumental in establishing a socio-political group to foster better relations between the police and Bristol's burgeoning 'not quite white' – or Christian - community.

Hence yet another half-arsed investigation has been kick started by the graft and corruption-ridden IPCC watchdog to whitewash the latest Wallace & Gromit 'comedy of errors' misconduct incident perpetrated by the Bristol Police's IQ-deficient dipshit thugs in the wake of a 'Ferguson scale' fubar - wherein an innocent pedestrian out walking his dog was deliberately tasered in the face by a pair of uniformed morons who mistook him for the area's local anti-Christ – wanted man and Public Enemy No 6 – Dreadlocks Danny – aka the Rasta' Rascal.

This Wile E. Coyote snafu – with video footage of the entire brutal incident recorded by a neighbour and posted on YouTube - has to be branded with a Billboard slapstick irony label as the hapless victim, Mr Judah Adunbi - a resident of Bristol's 'Mad Maggie Sanger Social Housing Estate' - is a prominent activist in the Afro-Caribbean community and the singular 'darkie' member of the Avon & Scumerset Constabulary's own BME (black and minority ethnic) race relations Independent Advisory Group.

Speaking with one gutter press hack from the red top Daily Shitraker, Mr Adunbi recalled "This pair of brain dead wankers sees me comin' down the road an' stands in the middle of the pavement an' sez "Hey up – it's Dreadlocks Danny" – ter which I sez "Yer havin' a fuckin' laugh aren't yer – he's an effin' teenager an' I look sod all like him" – an' as I makes ter push past 'em an' go up me garden path one plod grabs hold of me an' the evil split-arsed plod bitch wiv him sez "Cop fer this, yer Yardie scumbag" – an' fires her effin' taser thing wot hits me right in the kisser - an' this knocks me head over tits an' I lands right on me arse – an' cos of the effin' shock paralysin' me, I not only pisses meself but shit me pants as well."

Bristol Chief Constable Harry 'Pitbull' McGnasher admitted to media hacks that the violent nature of the 'mistaken identity' arrest incident was not exactly the best public relations stunt his officers could have pulled – and has doubtless left common herd bystanders aghast and of a collective opinion that the tasering officer, WPC Fellatia Slagg, is a career sadist possessed of an arrogant contempt for perma-sun-tanned minority types – and with calculated malice aforethought – deliberately tasered Mr Adunbi in the face – which will doubtless be interpreted as yet another clear cut example of the national Plod Squad's institutional racism now being on a one to one par with that of their bigoted 'nigger-shooting' fellow police officers in the good ole US of A.

CC McGnasher continued: "But this type of shocking incident will become a thing of the past, for while our current batch of police officers have IQs well south of triple figures, we are introducing regulations that as future recruits will all be armed with tasers, side arms and an assault rifle to counter terrorist threats – they must either complete a three-year degree apprenticeship, a postgraduate conversion course or have a University degree qualification – plus be able to tie their own bootlaces and tell the difference between shit and shinola."

Hmmm, the mind boggles. Armed plods – whether kitted out with guns or tasers – are never – as the boast goes – gonna protect Broken Britain's common herd from terrorist attacks – all they can do is shoot the Muslim patsy fall guys dead post-attack status down at Canary Wharf before they can blab to the media that they'd been set up – as per 7/7.

Home Office rhetoric besides, we are always gonna be stuck with the likes of the sadistic PC Slimy Simon Hardwood, the Met's Territorial (Terrorist?) Support Group Plod Squad thug who beat innocent 2009 G20 protests passer-by Ian Tomlinson with malice aforethought, causing his death - and got off a manslaughter charge.

Or Sgt Delboy Stinkie, yet another half-chat mongrel Met TSG thug who - at the memorial to Ian Tomlinson's death - smacked G20 protester Knickerless Fisher around with a backhander and his telescopic steel asp baton as she was threatening him with a 'weapon' – actually a carton of orange juice – which the IQ-deficient Sgt Stinkie mistook for an AK47 assault rifle.
District Judge Daphne Prickham ruled Stinkie acted lawfully, despite video evidence posted on the internet showing him hitting a woman half his size with the back of his hand and a retractable metal baton.

Then we have the brainless excuse for a plod, PC Stuart Wright, who fired his 50,000 volts taser toy at disabled and blind 61-year old pensioner, Colin Farmyard, for carrying a white stick – which in his ultimate stupidity, he mistook for a Samurai sword.
Really, WTF? The Plod Squad trusts these morons with tasers and guns? And to add insult to injury, a Lancashire Plod Squad 'gross incompetency hearing' recommended that PC Wright be given a performance improvement notice.

Oh my, zero mention of a mandatory Common Sense course – or a trip to SpecSavers.

A last but not least point viz Broken Britain's not fit for purpose / graft & corruption-ridden Plod Squad we should duly make mention of North Wales Police Superintendent Gordon Angelsea, the 1980's Bryn Estyn paedo-serial child rapist – who was recently prosecuted and jailed for his 1980's kiddie fiddling excesses – and conveniently 'died' in the prison hospital before he could cut a deal by naming a whole swathe of paedophile politicos.

Angelsea had a master's degree from the Wrexham Institute of Pederasty in 'Care Home Sodomy' – and was a fellow craft Freemason of the Provincial Grand Chapter of Hertfordshire (Harpenden Chapter 4314) of his graft and corruption-ridden libel trial judge, Lord Justice Maurice Duckpond – who back in 1994 issued a ridiculously biased verdict favouring his secret handshake Brother Gordon and awarded the despicable lying twat Plod Squad bumboy mega-bucks payments of £375,000 quid in libel damages against the national press media.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, so much for the much-vaunted advent of 'facial recognition' technology.
Mind you, this pair of Common Purpose-indoctrinated twats are part of Broken Britain's same 'Boys in Blue' trigger-happy organisation who can't tell the difference between a blind man with a white stick and some local hood wielding a samurai sword – or a Brazilian electrician and a Mid-East Muslim terrorist – let alone a couple of darkies with dreadlocks.

Personally we've seen better organised riots.

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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Kosher Nostra lobby – and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Friday, 13 January 2017

UK Paedo-Elite Jail Yet Another Whistleblower

Melanie Shaw Given Two Years Following Secret Court Hearing

BRIAN GERRISH / UK CLOUMN / Thursday, 12th January 2017

http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/melanie-shaw-given-two-years-following-secret-court-hearing

On Wednesday 11 January 2016, Melanie Shaw, the whistleblower victim on the horrific abuse of children which occurred at the then county council-run Beechwood Children's Home in Nottinghamshire in the late 1980s, was given a two-year custodial sentence in a secret court hearing.

The nature of the charge against her is unclear and that information is refused when requested of court staff. The case took place late yesterday morning but it did not appear on any court lists until the hearing was past.

Melanie Shaw did not appear in person in court for this hearing, which was conducted by video link from her prison, as has also been the case with previous of her court 'appearances'.
She states that without fail, whenever in the past she has given testimony by such video link, she has been cut off on the pretext that "you were shouting", which she denies.

The effect of this is to prevent her testimony from going on the court record, as well as to prevent her as defendant from hearing certain deliberations and assertions being made in the courtroom.

In addition, UK Column News is very confident that at this particular secret hearing, no member of the public was present, and particularly not any of the supporters who have been following Melanie Shaw's case very closely. The public is therefore entirely dependent on any transcripts—accurate and complete or otherwise—which may be produced in order to find out what was said at the hearing.

Time already served by Melanie Shaw in prison on remand, namely 11 months, mostly in solitary confinement, does not appear to have been set against the two-year custodial sentence imposed yesterday.

Melanie Shaw is one of the few child abuse whistleblowers who is prepared to name politicians as having been among the abusers of her fellow inmates, some of whom she asserts were murdered on site at Beechwood.

Her reminiscences date from 1987, in which year the Cabinet was constituted of these politicians until the general election that May and of these politicians thereafter. (This does not constitute an allegation by UK Column News that any particular Cabinet minister at the above links was an abuser.)

Melanie Shaw's correspondence address in prison is:

Melanie Shaw
A4126DE
HMP Foston Hall
Uttoxeter Road
Foston
Derby, DE65 5DN
United Kingdom

It is advisable if writing to Melanie Shaw to use a card or light letter containing no stamps, blank paper, return envelopes, money or any other objects. These are highly likely to be confiscated, potentially together with the letter or card itself.

Definition of terms: By "secret court hearing", UK Column News means:

(a) a court hearing not listed until after it took place;

(b) a court hearing whose outcome (i.e. of what alleged crime Melanie Shaw has been convicted) is withheld from the public on request, to the puzzlement of some court staff themselves.

By these two definitions, UK Column News is quite confident in describing Melanie Shaw as a political prisoner.

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Thought for the day. So WTF is Mel guilty of? Easy – exposing her childhood sexual abuse ordeals – and that of a legion of other vulnerable 'in-care' (sic – what a joke) by a graft and corruption-ridden British secret handshake Satanist establishment still run by the very same scum who legalised 'beast with two backs' sodomy in 1967 to serve their own perverted sexual aberrations – and supported the Paedophile Information Exchange drive to have the age of kiddie fiddling 'consent' (another sick joke) lowered to pre-pubescence.

Oh yes, our once-sceptred isle is chocker full of these vile nonce ponce psycho-villains at the reins of power – the same scatbags who covered up the Masonic 'Magic Circle' / Speculative Society arse bandit / pederast-linked Dunblane Massacre with a 100 year gagging order – and still refuse to investigate the Hollie Greig (circa 2000) Beechwood Special School (yep – yet another Beechwood) sexual abuse scandal – perpetrated by an organised elitist paedo ring that rules the roost in Grampian's Sin City of Scaberdeen – a crime that bounces off Police Scotland and leads straight back to the Tartan Tadgers BD/SM Violate Club membership rolls – protected by a disreputable clutch of Glassie-based media-gagging lawyers – then on, this trail of toxic filth leads right to the front door of Edinburgh's Holyrood Parliament - and permeates the septic ranks of the sociopath-infested Crown Office and their equally-bent 'Secret Squirrel' Security Services.

Och aye, the philosophical maxim of Salus populi suprema lex esti (The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law) takes second place to covering up the guilty establishment secrets of kiddie fiddling establishment deadbeat onanists in bonny caber-tossing Nonceland.

Now this very same Scottish criminal cabal are persecuting Janice and Brian Docherty – tenants on Viscount Petersham's (aka William Henry Leicester Stanhope) Crimonmogate (more at 'Cringegate') estate - for having the moral audacity to file a complaint with the Freemason-infested Police Nonceland in July 2014 against an Aberdeenshire-based (ring any bells?) elitist predatory paedo gang whose 'representative' made them an outlandish offer of a large financial incentive to permit them to sexually molest their special needs autistic son.

Of course, the burning question of the moment remains: Who has the power to marshal the resources of three states (Scotland, Eire, England) to harass a single family for telling the truth?

Why, none other than Broken Britain's corrupt government system. And here Rusty, alike Robert Green, can speak from personal experience, viz their pursuit of justice for special needs / disabled / child sexual abuse victim, Hollie Greig - and the subsequent multiple arrests and joint imprisonments as political prisoners they were meted out – to silence them from further finger-pointing exposes of those establishment officials guilty of the child sexual abuse - and their lackey-stooge apologists and criminal cover-up agents – rewarded for their iniquitous sins of sophistry with financial inducements, unqualified career promotions – and transitory, more scent than substance / window dressing royal titles.

http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/brutal-protection-paedophiles

http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/docherty-case-ten-questions

http://aanirfan.blogspot.co.uk/2015/10/child-abuse-cover-up-in-scotland.html

Sunday, 8 January 2017

Brits Wake Up: Defund Afro Girly Band

In today’s ‘Taxpayer Ripoffs Expose’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our battlefront cross-dressing media correspondent, Jack 'Call Me Mollie' McSkanger - manning the live news cellphone hotline from Addis Ababa for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to House of Conmans tittle-tattles, Broken Britain's taxpayers will no longer have their hard-earned £ pounds n pence squandered on funding a five-member Ethiopian girly band.

International Development Secretary Shiti Pratel (Tory MP for the Essex' 'Withering' constituency) announced a review of the illogical funding after reports that split arsed pop group Smegma received £5.2 million quid in foreign aid – aka cash from the public purse.
Slut Effect, the Ethiopian group which manages Smegma and promotes women's rights in the backward excuse for a country, claims its money-grubbing aims had been 'wilfully misrepresented'.

Really, WTF is the Ministry for Wasting Public Money doing funding second rate girly bands in some Third World political chaos shithole like Ethiopia – when they can't even provide for an ailing NHS - and our own homeless, unemployed and elderly citizens in need?

As if anyone with two ounces of common sense to rub together wants to waste public resources on a hopeless case dump like Ethiopia – but conversely some shit-for-brains do-gooder might well do so – then let the Italian Wops look after the place and fund the girly band wanabees – for it was, after all, one of their colonial conquests that Mussolini's fascist regime took great pains to bomb into submission in the mid-1930's – then left in an even bigger socio-economic-political mess than when they first arrived.

A Christmas wake-up call leaked by Parliamentary whistle-blowers revealed that the five-piece girly band, Smegma, had been given a £5.2 million nicker grant as part of a three year programme aimed at empowering women in Ethiopia – a basket case failed state still under an iron rod six-month state of emergency in the face of a wave of unprecedented anti-government protests last October.

However, since this piece of news was leaked and the proverbial crap hit the fan, the Shitrakers Gazette sarcastically dubbed the band 'Ethiopia's Spice Girls' and claimed that grants to the group were a waste of money – a fact followed up by International Development Minister Shiti Pratel, who informed gutter press media hacks that '"there are more effective ways to squander UK foreign aid cash – and defunding the Smegma band will free up £5 million quid that can be put to better use by the RAF – bombing Syrian troops and civilians around Aleppo."

The five-strong female Smegma pop group was founded in 2013 aiming to tackle issues including domestic violence, forced marriage and female genital mutilation through their songs and online videos.
Its members are all in their early twenties and adopted the nom de guerre stage names of Lemsip, Vimto, Prozac, Spam and Meerkat – after the contents of their shared apartment kitchen shelves.

Until Mrs Pratel slashed their funding source earlier this week they performed a weekly drama and talk show on Ethiopian radio, as well as running a YouTube channel – and won local acclaim with their first 'hit' (sic) – 'Rastafarian Caesarean' four years ago - and recently released their latest song, Kitehen Lebdaw Gela Tebi, which roughly translates as 'Fuck Your Ass, Cocksucker' in Ethiopia's official Amharic language – a high pitched ballad reminiscent of a sack of tomcats being subjected to a good 'old time religion' Sharia Law crowd kicking.

Thought for the day. Money for foreign aid galore - but how much do Broken Britain's homeless n unemployed get? Sweet fuck all.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate – and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Sunday, 1 January 2017

UK: Man-Child Refugee Migrant Scam

In this New Year ‘Enhanced Ripoffs’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip – live and as it happens - via our undercover Islamic 'shufty bint' Mandeep McSkanger - manning the mobile phone hotline from a bus shelter outside Croydon's Lunatic House refugee transit processing facility – exclusively for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to Mandeep's whistle-blowing mole contacts - embedded in the heart of the Border Force immigration agency – reveals yet another boatload of Muslim child 'asylum seeking' refugees is scheduled to arrive in Broken Britain the first week of the 2017 New Year – with reports that this latest bunch of scrounging scrotes were found living on the Port de Calais' Rue Vigier landfill site since their adjacent Jungle Book Refugee Camp was demolished at the onset of winter 2016.

The scores of pick n mix refugee counterfeit kids – some looking as young as 25 – were discovered by do-gooder busybodies from the Safe Passage charity (the migrant arm of Citizen UK) last week while staff were expediting their customary non-denominational Xmas Eve home-made mini pork pie and sausage roll handout rounds.

Speaking to the editorial desk of the Xenophobes Gazette on a contraband mobile phone from his HMP Shithole two-man prison cell – (which he shares with convicted Muslim hate-preaching Islam4UK career shit-stirrer, Anjem ibn Himar Choudary) - former British Thug Party councillor and current Britain First leader, Paul Goldfish - expressed disgust that "Wot, more fuckin' migrant refugee scum arrivin' from the Jungle Book camp in Calais an' posin' as effin' kids? Cos in the last effin' batch of supposedly under-18's wot social workers processed there woz hundreds of adult asylum seekers lyin' through their fuckin' teeth about their age ter enter Britain posin' as teenagers - when in all truth they woz a bunch of ISIS Saracen Scally terrorist types on the cadge fer jobseekers allowance an' child tax credits."

"Fer fuck's sake, they had one twat who said he woz 13 an' looked more like closer ter 40 – an' then the same lyin' bastard MSM sez he woz the kiddie refugee's interpreter – wot woz a big effin' lie, in an' of itself – an' the effin' Home Office took their feet-draggin' time ter deny that woz the case – an' still they let the tosser stay here."

Right on, for a change, this semi-qualified opinion from professional jingoist and all-round hate-monger Mr Goldfish – for official age assessments carried out by social workers across the country revealed that a staggering number of those claiming to be lone refugee children were far older than they pretended to be.

David Davies, Tory Nasty Party MP for Monmouth, commented to one gutter press hack from the Impostors Review that after observing several purportedly child asylum seeking migrants disembarking the bus outside Croydon's Lunatic House with the aid of Zimmer frames that "I really hope our British hospitality isn't being abused – as many have no birth certificates or passports."

Nope mate – it's British gullibility – and the long-suffering taxpaying voters – that are being abused - by this nonsensical government's insane foreign – and domestic - policies.

And as to Davies' dearth of 'birth certificates and passports' comment - of course they don't – the only one's with either document are the genuine 'under 18's' – all the rest of these counterfeit child adults have ditched their proof of age / identity / nationality papers in the nearest shredder.

Thus the current PTB Establishment / Border Force's 'Project Shambles' (more at Project Snafu: Let Any Fucker In) philosophy regarding migrants suspected of lying about their age shall continue as skewed as ever – with offenders given the 'benefit of doubt' – along with a shedload of other 'benefits' – social housing / welfare payments / medical etc, et al.

Obviously the incumbent Nasty Party's ginger mingin Home Sickretary, Amber Crudd - (a former Botox addict and co-founder of the Hastings-based Gladys Grott Halitosis Society) – along with Border Force Director General, Sir Charles Monty-Python and Chief Operating Officer, Philip Duffer, are collectively in a state of 'we know nothing' utter denial regarding six-foot tall impostor / counterfeit child migrants / asylum seekers from crappy Calais's Jungle Book Camp arriving on the shores of our once-sceptred isle in need of a shave.

Die Hard British nationalists might recall that just prior to the long overdue demolition of Port de Calais' sprawling Jungle Book refugee camp, a team of shit for brains Safe Passage charity workers were wandering around the shithole with megaphones, balling out "Who wants ter go ter Britain fer a welfare benefits paid vacation?"
Hence little wonder every pseudo Muslim fucker and their underage dog jumped on the proverbial bandwagon – including scores of ISIS / Daesh / ISIL (same shit in different wrapping) Takfiri Jolly Jihadist types - disguised as children and creating a Catch 22 fubar of Biblical (or Koranic) proportions – with the lot all hell bent on executing (sic) random 'mayhem n chaos' terror attacks at their designated kindergartens and local toyshops – to pave their way to Paradise.

Conversely, Ras al Shitbag of the London-based Mujahideen Migration Watch think-tank, opined to gutter press hacks that the asylum seekers should be given the benefit of the doubt.
"To the unqualified eyes of the stupid Christian British public, most of these children might seem older than they look – and appear at first glance to be vulgarian infidel scum with the criminal mindset of thieves and rapists."

"But in response I say 'Is it any surprise they look like that after what they've been through: fighting in the hills, killing their fellow Muslims – both Sunnis and Shites, - with nothing to eat or drink for weeks on end - and being tortured and sexually abused by ISIS sodomites – then travelling thousands of miles through Turkey and Europe and getting shagged up the arse at every pit stop?' We need to be circumspect and inclined to give the benefit of the doubt unless there is undeniable evidence to suggest they are a lot older."

Hmmm, thanks for that little piece of skewed rhetoric from Mr al Shitbag.

Then we have the likes of knobheads such as second rate soccer pundit Garry Lineker's totally unqualified opinion that any fucker or their dog who questions a child migrant's age is a 'hideous racist' – and probably homophobic, an anti-Semite and Holohoax denier to boot.

But not quite as bad as one Border Force doctor suggesting that many of these adult impostor 'children' are in fact suffering from progeria - aka Hutchinson-Gilford Syndrome – or may be due to differences in the timing of the onset of puberty - with 12-year old Afghan asylum seeker, Hamid bin Bag - sporting a half metre beard - described as simply being mature for his age.

Now, as opposed to child refugees having their ages checked by someone from Henshaws Blind Institute how about the Border Force contracts a couple of horse-canny pikey travellers to check the teeth of the next incoming batch of child refugees to see who's lying about their age – specifically targeting those with grey hair or complaining of enlarged prostate medical conditions.

Thought for the day. So who the fuck is running the Border Force immigration control – Wallace n Gromit – or is it now a PFI job, farmed out to the incompetent likes of Wile E. Coyote?

Amber Crudd's Home Office and Borders Force officials claim there is no safe way to check the ages of child refugee / asylum seekers.
Que? WTF? How about the application of common fucking sense to start with.

However, this is precisely what the Rothshite Kosher Nostra's Edomite Mafia / New World Order Neo-Con fascist scum want – the absolute dissolution of our once-sceptred isle's Anglo-Saxon national identity - via forced multi-culturism / mass heathen immigration.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. A news sheet and alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Wednesday, 7 December 2016

Soccer Sex Scandal Slams 'Dirty Dugout'

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Yep, the banner headline says it all and if it wasn't for bad luck then Altrincham FC wouldn't have any. Since losing their ninety-fourth match in a row last week – against Henshaw's Blind School First XI - and duly relegated to the Cat in Hell's Chance Dregs League - then firing their latest star-crossed manager - the Moss Lane soccer club have now been hit with a shit-shower of historic Youth Team sexual abuse allegations.

This current 'black cloud' of toxic ignominy settled over Altrincham FC – (currently on the lookout for their 'tenth' replacement team manager in five years following a disastrous 'no-wins / no-draws' 2015-16 season) - earlier in the week after they terminated the contract of their most recent not-fit-for-purpose manager, Harvey Wallbanger, with immediate – if not sooner - effect. A snap decision that came exactly three months after he was appointed successor to the equally incompetent Norman 'Cross-Eyes' Useless.

Altrincham FC board chairman, Robin Redbreast - speaking to gutter press hacks outside the Moss Lane's 'Fat Jackie D Stadium' alongside assistant club manager, Matt 'Buckpasser' Doubtful - related that "Wallbanger's gone – along with first team captain, Ron 'Lefty' Sodall, and our myopic goalie, Biffo 'The Gimp' Dobber."
"It's the board's unanimous opinion that this trio of dog wankers are responsible for the season's catastrophic downturn – and have collectively even shagged up our chances of a place in the Vanarama Losers League - 120 points from safety – which might well result in Fat Jackie, our number one Broadheath scrap dealer sponsor, dropping us to back some promising stock car Rent-a-Wreck derby outfit instead."

So while the Robins are left to carefully consider a next move after sacking manager Harvey Wallbanger, the local gossip grapevine is firing out rabid, slanderous rumours at twice the speed of light since Dobber and Sodall were sacked – and them hitting back with a public defence that any burden of liability for the team's pathetic performance laid at their door reflects directly on both the physical and psychological sexual abuse traumas they suffered as youth players under the debauched aegis of former coach Stan 'Bummer' McScrote.

McScrote, affectionately known to family, friends and close associates alike as 'Sodomite Stan' – and a 'right pervy git' - is infamously remembered not only for his kinky volunteer 'nurse' works at the local hospital mortuary - (and boasts of 'necrophiliac conquests') – but also those long walks over the Macclesfield moors of a night-time - then calling in the Bonkers Arms pub for a 'last orders' pint, smelling of wet sheep.

Interviewed by the Pederast Gazette, Lefty Sodall revealed "Me an' Biff Dobber woz both orphans an' livin' at the Ted Heath Home fer Wayward Boys an' Girls in Hale an' we called McScrote the 'Moss Lane Molester' cos he used ter come in the showers after we'd bin trainin' an' make sure yer washed all yer cheeky bits an' then picks one of us out fer a special naughty naked body massage."
"One other time, after we won the youth team Jimmy Savile Memorial Cup match, then he plied us wiv bottles of Vimto spiked wiv Shite Lightning cider ter get us pissed an' sez 'Who wants ter see me one-eared elephant trick?' – before the club Chairman, Lord Dinsdale Brown-Hatter of the Felchers, an' all his Masonic sodomite pals from the Tory Catamite Club on Market Street arrived for a bum buggery session."

Hence the burning question of the day is: could the burgeoning soccer sexual abuse scandal currently consuming the red top tabloid pages of our once-sceptred isle - and thanks to the Tavistock Institute's mass media meddling - conspicuously serving as a stellar distraction from the stalled (blocked) Independent Inquiry into Child Sexual Abuse – herald the long overdue 'number's up' demise of Altrincham FC?

Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, politico ponces, bent money-laundering lawyers, corruption-ridden porky plods 'and' kiddie fiddling soccer club trainers might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of 'Who Me?' scandalous exposure anxiety attacks - no innocent non-combatant women and kids - especially so Syrian refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic SatanĂ¡s and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Thought for the day. All the bullshit and political correctness brouhaha besides, in the majority of Third World nations – and include half of the EUSSR member states too .... nope make that an all-encompassing Global phenomenon - little girls - and more so little boys - are sold off for sexual abuse, and thus profit, to some scumbag pimp – often the parents – and frequently too with the kid agreeing as they know they – or the family - ain't gonna get fed otherwise.
Example – in such diverse geographical locations as the Republic of the Philippine Islands 'and' Panama – to name but a sample - girls can obtain a City Hall licence to work as a 'hostess' in beer halls and bars at 13 – which is all a charade for prostitution – and officially sanctioned by the hypocrites who endorse this trade for corrupt backhander revenue.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Monday, 31 October 2016

Royal Vermin in Ermine 'Want More'

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

What started out life in the dubious crypto-confines of the Royal realm as a bit of a squall in a teacup between the Alpha Male King-in-Waiting, Prince Chazzer, and his mooching younger brother, Prince Andy-Pandy, has since morphed into a raging Force 12 Beaufort scale 'Hurricane' - slopping over the sanctified barriers of regal privacy, straight into the common herd public domain's red top gutter press tabloid media pages - with Andy spitting the proverbial dummy when he couldn't get his own way then threatening to ditch the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsor brand name and go it alone - following in the mendicant footsteps of his wastrel uncle, Prince Michael of Kunt, and advertise himself on eBay as 'Royal Prince for Hire – Influence Peddling a Speciality'.

The grapevine gospel according to Fuckingham Palace's snitch n grasser unit claims that 56 year-old spoiled brat Andy Pandy had dispatched one of his royal runner serfs with a forked stick bearing another begging letter to Queen Mummy, 'demanding' she either allocate official money-for-old-rope Sovereign Grant jobs in 'The Firm' - and thus up the ante of the tax-payer funded monthly handouts - to his moronic vulgarian daughters, the totally talentless Beatrice and Eugenie – (a skill they inherited from their 'totally talentless' deadbeat parents - Andy and the ginger-mingin Fergie - aka the freeloading Duchess of Pork) – plus insisting his 'blood princesses’ - seventh and eighth in line to the throne – no longer be sidelined and deserved more fitting – official - royal roles - plus be provided with an improved standard of accommodation at Kensington Palace instead of having to put up with shitty little ten room en suite apartments at St James’s Palace.

Apparently old QE2 Lizzie was wearing her 'not amused' face after receiving this demand - drafted by Andy's private secretary and gatekeeper, Fellattia Mingerot - complaining that the dyslexial princesses were in danger of being overshadowed by Prince Bald Willy, Kate Middleclass and Prince Harry Hewitt when Chazzer becomes king - and immediately passed along Andy's ultimatum to create some 'royal rank' position for his daughters to her acting co-Monarch and chief advisor, Prince Chazzer – now that her 99-year-old senile Greek hubby, Stavros, has totally lost the plot and spends all day being rude to the palace lackeys, while sucking hard boiled Werthers and dribbling down his cardigan.

Hence Andy's letter of demand ended up on the Royal Plant Whisperer's desk - and as de facto ‘chief executive’ of 'The Firm' since Queen Mummy's Diamond Jubilee in 2012, bent on slimming down and streamlining the anachronism the Royal Family represents into a cost effective / value for money tourist attraction enterprise, and axing the allocation of public duties for all but the most significant 'Magnificent Seven' members of the bloated Windsor clan – foremost himself and his chain-smoking consort Gorgonzilla, the Duchess of Cornhole.

Such was clearly instanced when wielding his newly raised status as virtual co-monarch to implement the new order regimen at the 2012 Diamond Jubilee closing ceremony RAF flypast - ordaining it would not be performed by fuel-guzzling Red Arrow fighter jets - but rather the RAF's herring gull mascots, Kipper and Snots - towing a Union Jack banner with their beaks.

Thus with Chazzer being only too aware of Andy Pandy's record for personal abuse of royal status privilege and an exaggerated sense of entitlement to preferential treatment and First Class tickets on the parasitic Royal Gravy Train, he copped the very same response as Oliver Twist did when asking for 'More'.

Once Andy heard his piranha-fanged daughters were surplus to requirements the gloves were off and it was 'princes at war' – engaged in a Blackadder style internecine turf control shitfight and at each other's throats - trading all manner of nasty cat calls – with Chazzer referred to as a tight-fisted jug-eared Dobby look-alike whose BBC DJ best pal Savile was a raving paedo-necrophiliac – which prompted a riposte of 'Paedo? Don't you dare reproach me about my kiddie fiddling pals when you got a piccy snapped with your hand up the clouts of some 15-year old slapper at Epstein's Shag-a-Schoolgirl Club ranch!'

No sooner had Andy stormed out of Clarence House in a black rage fury than tittle-tattling royal equerry, Sir Jarvis Shatt, was posting news of the acrimonious exchange on Twitter, revealing that Chazzer's parting shot had been to suggest the IQ-deficient 'Gruesome Twosome' got jobs modelling for scary Halloween masks – or parts in a Christmas pantomime - as Cinderella's ugly sisters.

Replying to Jarvis Shatt's 'Royal Rumpus' posts on Twitter, Bev Titwank, a Croydon-based 17-year old mother of three, had this to say.
"Wot the fuck is Andy on about, I asks yer? That pair of gorpin' knobhead daughters of his bein' the only ‘blood princesses’. Fer fuck's sake, Andy's not even a full effin' Windsor himself cos his Dad woz Lord 'Porky' Porchester wot Queen Lizzie woz shaggin' after she kicked Stavros outa the bedroom fer givin' her a dose of the clap wot he'd caught off some slut at one of the Astor's Cliveden soirees – probably that three-holin' suck an' swaller skanger, Princess Alexandra."

"Same as that other wet dream on legs - Prince Edward – another useless thick-as-two-short-planks closet case twat prancing around in his Masonic tutu – whose Dad woz Baron Paddy Plonket. So there yer got a couple of real cuckoos in the royal nest – along wiv all the mental case royal sprogs - like Queen Lizzie's cousins Nerissa and Katherine Bowes-Lyon – wot they've shoved in loony bins ter hide the fact they're all a bunch of inbred mutant nutters."

Thought for the day. Fuck the lot of 'em - these wastrel parasitic scroungers that form the bone idle core element of Broken Britain's 'Royal' (sic) family. Millenniums of inbreeding has resulted in a eugenic catastrophe, both physical and mental, for when ego surpasses intellect and in their perennial state of unqualified arrogance, believe themselves to be a picture perfect Lipizanner pedigree breed - untouchable and beyond censure, to rule over the affairs of mankind and treat us – the common herd demographic – with utter contempt.

As an earlier Princess once said, and luckily history recorded the comment for reflective posterity: 'Let them eat cake'.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Saturday, 29 October 2016

Vazeline: Shameless Hubris Knows No Bounds

In today’s ‘Enhanced Hubris & Hyper-Hypocrisy’ edition we bring you the latest n greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip and brass-necked cheek from our transvestite-about-town star hack, Mollie McFaggot – manning (sic) the mobile 'fly-on-the-wall' hotline inside the House of Conmans men's toilets for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Is there no limit to the shameless unqualified arrogance of Keith 'Bummer' Vaz – the incumbent New / Old Labour Party MP for Red Leicester? The flabby tosser was forced to vacate his chair seat on the House of Conmans Home Affairs Select Committee when his position became untenable following reports in the Daily Shitraker that his favourite charity (The Keith Vaz Benevolent Fund) had been forking out payments to eastern European rent boys to call round his London, Edgware apartment for amyl nitrite / coke snorting sessions - and engage in a spot of sphincter-stretching – (alleged text message from 'Popper Pig' Vaz states: 'grab some Columbian and amyl hard-on snort - n a box of assorted hamsters for a felching extravaganza') - and now he appoints himself – (unopposed by a single one of the unscrupulous 649 fellow MPs) - to Parliament's Justice Committee.

This slippery shekel-grubbing sleazy slug – Vice Lord Vaz - and his equally corrupt cronies – both here and overseas - in national / local government authorities – and private commercial enterprise - have slithered out of a legion of nefarious, criminal conduct and influence peddling scandals these decades past via displays of hard faced Masonic secret handshake brotherhood defiance - and avoiding prosecution with a slap on the wrist at best.

But it is a long-established fact these overpaid, egocentric ponces eventually lose the plot and sight of the basic concept that credibility and some modicum of virtuous moral eminence is the only currency that politicos have to trade in.

As to Mr Vazeline - let's go with the well-documented Filkin / Zaiwalla ignominy for starters, then we have Vaz and his old Vermin in Ermine mate - Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers – allegedly partaking in the passports-for-cash scandal involving the Hinduja Sisters double act - plus the 'Hinduja Mk II rap with Iraqi crook Nadhamin Auchi – then onto the Eggington caper – and over to the Caparo group scandal – and not forgetting the Mireskandari affair – nor his clash with Tory MP Paddy Mercer – who rightfully branded Vaz as 'a crook of the first order'.

And let's not forget, this is the very same Parliamentary expenses-fiddling Leicester politico who, back in 1991, stood up in the House of Conmans to defend and vouch for the moral integrity of Leicester's serial kiddie fiddler / paedo-bumboy Baron Greville Janner - – another ersatz Zionist Jew of convenience without a trace of Semite DNA in his mongrel genes.

When we consider that it was the star-crossed Vaz pushing Owen (Who He?) Smith's candidacy to oust Corbyn as Labour Party leader, this further serves to expose Mr Vazeline as a slimy tosser who prompts one to count their fingers if they've been unavoidably coerced into shaking hands with him.

So since getting caught (entrapped?) with his proverbial 'pants down' – literally – and playing the beast with two backs in the company of a coterie of eastern European pikey / gyppo rent boy faggots – it was predicted to be 'exit stage left' n 'Go Directly to Jail / Do Not Collect £200 quid' – or so a multitude of his political enemies reckoned.
But now old Teflon Vazzer's appointed himself to the Justice Select Committee so he can pull a few strings n shake a selection of skeletons in a host of cupboards and get these silly drugs n sodomite charges kicked under the carpet – and back to business as usual.

As Nasty Party member and fellow Leicestershire MP, Andy Bridgen, opined to one gutter press hack from the Catamites Gazette on hearing the disgraceful Justice Committee announcement: ‘Keith Vaz’ sleaze knows no bounds'.

Lashing out at New / Old Labour for failing to prevent Vaz electing himself to a seat on the justice committee, Bridgen added: 'Obviously the tosser still has the full support of the Labour Party otherwise he wouldn’t be standing unopposed.'
'This all comes down to yet another corruption-mired coverup – same as the stalled MP paedo abuse inquiry – for I wrote to the House Speaker, John 'Shortarse' Bercow, last year, requesting he take all appropriate action to ensure that Vaz was suspended from his position as chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee.'

Parliamentary Standards Commissioner Baroness Candida Mingerot announced she might conduct an official investigation into Vaz' misbehaviour sometime before the next general election (in 2020) to determine whether he breached MP rules by supplying Class A narcotics to his sodomite rent boy playmates – and further inquire if he transgressed Clause 666 of the MPs' Code of Conduct, which covers public interest, and whether 'damage was done' to the reputation of the House of Conmans. (Que? Reputation? Wot a fuckin' laugh. The shithole's been in a state of perpetual disrepute since Cromwell croaked).

The Code of Conduct states: 'Members shall base their public and private behaviour on a consideration of the public interest, avoid conflict between personal interest and the public interest by being exposed as drug-popping, rent-boy shagging sodomites in shit-raking national newspapers - and resolve any conflict between the two, at once, and in favour of the public interest – preferably by falling on their own swords – or suffocating inside one of MI5's big black North Face holdalls.'

Baroness Mingerot's investigation will further probe whether Vaz breached conflict of interest rules as chair of the Home Affairs Committee when the committee was carrying out a high profile investigative report into drug use and prostitution – or is simply guilty of his customary acts of gross hypocrisy.

So too are calls being made for Vaz to be stripped of his Privy Council seat, where he acts as an adviser to the Queen since old Royal Family confidante DJ Jimmy Savile kicked the proverbial bucket.

Alas, if only it were just bum sex - infidelity and drugs with his Romanian gyppo sodomite rent boy fraternity – but no – accusations of filthy lucre gained from political graft and corruption are bed partners to the scandal so far – specifically bank accounts chock full of large cash deposits, £35,000 nicker private school fees for his two sprogs - - and owning more properties in the UK – and Goa - than the notorious Rachman Housing Trust.

Though here we have yet a further pathetic example of Broken Britain's 'bumboy bureaucracy' – chock full of perving parasites – the establishment's historic sodomite-necrophiliac-pederast core groups – with Vaz's defiant 'in-yer-face' arrogance now busted with a large capital B - and as it has all gone South in a big way for the pear-shaped Mr Vaz, he will find himself – finally - bankrupt of all semblance of credibility.

The shamed MP's wife of 23 years, Maria, told media hacks she might eventually forgive him for cheating on her with rent boys - although felt like smashing the bidet over his ego-bloated head – and confided to experiencing a range of emotions following her husband's betrayal – especially when daughter Slutsy referred to 'Daddy' as a 'fudging tosspot'.

"Really, it was a complete gob-smacking surprise that Keith had been caught paying rent boys to fuck him up the arse. There again, I know how he feels as an occasional bum shag can be a bit of an orgasmic turn-on."
"But if he'd confided his kinky urges in me years ago I could have googled up the likes of the Dirty Dominatrix website - or logged into my e-bay account - and ordered a nine inch strapon dildo - and given him a good bum bonking myself – which would be rather poetically fitting as Keith's been screwing his constituents in the ass for years."

"In hindsight the idea rather turns me on – and I'm sure that rogering Keith up the back passage in the doggy style position would be a great additional exercise to the Pilates workout - and do wonders for de-flabbing my hips and thighs."
"As to these nasty felching rumours – well, I've been wondering why our guinea pig Gilbert goes into hiding every time Keith's prowling around the back garden."

Thought for the day. Rhetoric n speculation aside, WTF does Vaz hope to salvage out of this latest scandalous imbroglio? Hiring kiss n tell loose-lipped pikey rent boys to shag has manifested into a self-made catastrophe. His career's finished as far as advancement and credibility are concerned. He's been exposed as a cunt – in cunt's clothing.

Never mind meeting his Waterloo or crossing the Rubicon and being up Shit Creek without a paddle – if the likes of Parliamentary Standards Commissioner Kathryn Hudson did their jobs then Vaz the Jazz should be on the wrong side of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge and about to disappear down a political Black Hole of his own creation – unless he's appointed to the Parliamentary 'Decadence Committee'.

Dark humour and satire aside, yet another one bites the dust – like Charles Lynton et al - finally exposed as another PTB / VIP Establishment pervert who prefers acts of 'unnatural sex' (sodomy / necrophilia / pederasty / zoophilia / etc with rent boys / mortuary stiffs and goes wandering on the moors at night, coming back smelling of wet sheep) - to the seductive lure of the addictive pheromone scent of mature, lusting women.

Oh my, what a Lucullan delight and splendid fubar to rejoice upon. How mighty now are those fallen from grace? Egos and careers cast asunder to the vagaries of the four winds.
History shall not remember Vaz kindly – for the memory of the wicked shall rot.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).