Thursday, 23 February 2017

Dickhead New Met Plod Squad Boss

In this morning's 'Incompetence Pays' expose special we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our covert whistle-blowing mole – Sgt Ron McSnitch, reporting 'heard it on the grapevine' tittle-tattle and Chinese whispers around the Scotland Yard 'pig sty' for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Well, who says incompetence doesn't pay? The Nasty Party's Home Secretary, Amber Crudd, has confirmed the promotion of Cressida Dickhead to the post of Metropolitan Police Commissioner - the first split-arsed cop to take charge of London's 'Police Farce' – and succeeds Scouse scrote, Sir Bernard Hulk Hogan-Hopeless, who mismanaged the force from 2011 and now slopes off to a long-overdue retirement.

Interviewed by the Control Freaks Review, Sir Bernard described his replacement as 'a woman' and opined she was welcome to the thankless task of trying to arrest and prosecute House of Conmans MPs and the untouchable Freemason Vermin in Ermine peers in the Upper House of Frauds for their kiddie fiddling paedophile crimes.

Likewise London's reviled 'Remaniac' Mayor, Sadiq Khan, added "Cressida Dickhead is the first female (sic) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Plod Squad and the best possible choice to arrest US President Donald Chump if he dares come here to my city on a state visit."

The Common Purpose indoctrinated Ms Dickhead - co-founder of Oxford's Dragon School Halitosis Club, along with fellow student Fellattia 'Bad Breath' Gamaruche – previously headed the national policing lead on counter-terrorism - whose infamous 2005 Operation Fubar ridded London of Brazilian sparkies and most anyone else who could mend a fuse or repair a frayed flex - as foreign electrician types fled the capital to all points of the compass to avoid being murdered by MI5's myopic gung ho execution squads on the lookout for Muslim backpack bombers.

The inept 56-year old Dickhead – whose new post garners a salary of £270,648 quid per annum in return for her limited policing skills set - plus the usual stock in trade 'insult to the public's intelligence' benefits - departed company with the Met for a cushy Foreign Office post following 31 years of sub-standard service in 2014 - yet was selected for the commissioner's job ahead of National Police Chiefs' Council blonde moment chair-thing, Sara Thornton, and the graft and corruption-ridden Essex Police's ginger-mingin chief constable Stephen Kavanagh, and Scotland Yard's pig-eyed Mark Rowley-Poley.

Conversely her appointment has been criticised by the family of intelligence service homicide victim, Jean Charles de Menezes - who was wrongly shot dead (aka 'executed') while going for a ride on a train during a hit n miss Wile E Coyote style anti-terrorist operation she led in 2005.
A compromised jury later found the Met had broken health and safety laws by murdering Mr de Menezes, but decided there was no personal culpability for Dickhead (or the homicidal maniac psychos who shot him) – regardless of the fact she was the one with command responsible for this amateurish Biblical scale fuckup.

Following the class act snafu, internal Met back-biting gossip highlighted her incompetence at controlling the events that led up to the de Menezes disaster – but as she was a minority and had clearly been promoted well beyond her level of professional ability, she had to be protected on affirmative action grounds so those who made the mistake of promoting her were likewise afforded 'cover your ass' blame-dodging insurance for a stream of Goon Squad fubars which resulted from placing her in charge of implementing internal reforms at Scotland Yard - and being one of the two senior officers imprudently charged with security at the London 2012 Olympic Games – and who, regardless of being provided with spot on I-Spy information, failed to heed warnings and beat MI5 in locating the renegade German DVD's false flag nuke terrorist act device at Stratford.

Speaking off the record to one gutter press hack from the Shoot First Gazette, Commissioner Dickhead revealed: "This is a great second chance responsibility and an amazing opportunity to kill off lots more foreign workers who look like Muslim terrorist types – then turn the SO19 Firearms Unit loose on these arsehole Southern Rail strikers who've made me late for work all last week."
"Plus I'm looking forward immensely to protecting the people of London - (Yeah right – same as Jean Charles de Menezes) – by expanding the City's CCTV coverage from Barking Mad to Fuckingham Palace - and South Northwood to East Worstminster - to a panopticon surveillance level - and thanks so much to everyone who covered up my mistakes along the way."

As top dog of the largest and reputedly most corrupt police force in Broken Britain, Dickhead will be under pressure to make early – if not exactly 'the right' decisions - on whether to expedite her wishlist of staffing top Met positions with her feminista pals or roll out controversial spit-guards to prevent arrested yobs and scallies from gobbing on plods – or whether to deploy water cannons at the Snotting Hill Carnival to keep belligerent Yardies under control - and if Tasers should be issued to shit-for-brains traffic wardens and retail stores security thugs.

So what's the common herd street chat opinion on Dickhead's promotion? A bad choice all round it seems – for 'Crosswired' Cressida was the bitch with 'the buck stops here' responsibility for Gold Command and running the ill-fated July 2005 'Operation Total Fuckup' which resulted in an innocent 'clean-shaven' Brazilian Catholic and journeyman electrician, Jean Charles de Menezes, being mistaken by IQ-deficient security service morons – (who had never even heard of, let alone studied, Coulter's Law) - for a Mid-Eastern Muslim jihadi terrorist – Mohammad al Patsy - as he boarded a train at London's Stockwell Tube Station.

This team of bungling thugs were falsely identified as gung ho Specialist Firearms Command (SC&O19) operatives – to conceal the true fact that the hit squad was comprised of a crew of trigger happy Tonton Macoutes on secondment from the 22 SAS Force Recon's 'Shoot First Unit' to MI5’s Increment assassination gang – the very same shits who concealed military grade C4 explosive devices 'under' the train carriages to expedite the 7/7/2005 false flag 'let's demonise Islam' tube x 3 and bus x 1 bombings – all in aid of justifying Tony Bliar's New Labour government criminal involvement in the illegal invasion of Iraq.

Thought for the day. While rumours abound that the all-new Met boss stood a round of celebratory drink at Soho's 'ladies only' Sappho Club for her feminista mates – speculation runs wild regarding the unmarried Cressida Dick being gay or straight - or bent like a corkscrew and shags big dogs? The answer lies with revelations from some still unidentified lesbo skanger - or heterosexual bloke – or canine stray on Viagra.

But while 40% of the London public demographic canvassed are given to speculate she's a raving dyke – a further 40% are of the formed opinion she's a transvestite – kitted out with cock and balls – and in her name lies the cryptic gender bender identity clue – with the remaining 20% stating they couldn't give a flying fuck what her sexual orientation is – but are more concerned with getting mistaken for bomb-toting Muslim terrorists during her 'command' shift and cop for several bullets in the head while commuting on the London Underground.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Monday, 20 February 2017

Bliar / Lords Vow to Jam Brexit Trigger Action

In today’s ‘Treason Without Borders’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from ex-New Labour boilermaker, Lord Ron McScrote, ensconced on the uber-comfy red leather back benches of the House of Frauds and manning the mobile smart phone hotline to report on up-to-the-minute acts of anti-democratic treachery by his fellow low life peers for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – where 'ring of the anvil' dispatches will be hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire - to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Monday 20th February 2017, marks D-Day – or rather S-Day – with a large capital S - for Sabotage on a grand, treasonous scale – as Broken Britain's Parliamentary Upper House of Frauds geriatric dog wankers are set to stir in their £300 quid per diem seats and 'debate' (sic) the EUSSR Notification of Withdrawal Bill (aka Brexit's Article 50) – with a slew of egocentric and pompous titled 'Europhile Remoaners' – wholly unelected by popular vote - set on advocating all manner of moronic pick n mix amendments to the bill to ensure interminable delays and hopefully block it and force a second referendum or general election - all at the behest of the Brussels hierarchy – and / or to suit their self-serving greed / ego-motivated agendas – with the public voters' majority Leave vote kicked around like democratic trash to pull off their contrived narcissistic social engineering objective.

Meantime, around the avenues and alleyways of our once-sceptred isle, New Labour's cross-dressing ex-Slime Minister and notorious war criminal - Tony 'I have a right to speak' Bliar - calls on the type of brain dead morons who read (and believe) the gutter press red top tabloids - to 'rise up' against Brexit - and in a display of wishful engineered chaos - demand a second referendum.

Yet to those with a couple of common sense brain cells still in working order, batshit Bliar's Remaniac publicity speech is more scent than substance – for this vainglorious sociopath's obsessive money-grubbing presents precisely what we have become accustomed to from the lying twat – and in total accord with his paucity of compassion for the welfare of the working classes – to achieve his wish list post – President of the EUSSR - once class-act alkie drunkard Jean-Claude Wanker quits the job due frustrations that the graft and corruption-ridden Brussels pantomime is set on a course of self-destruction – with the blighted euro currency the first to self-consume – then the entire 20-odd nation community will pull a hard 'exit stage left' exodus - state by disillusioned, bankrupt state.

While the House of Frauds is infested with Brussels EUSSR-oath-taker traitors, 'Miranda' Bliar has his very own 'Tony Crony' cohort ready to echo the 'second referendum' scam and generally stir the shit and sow discord – none other than New Labour's thrice-fired Mr Fixit – that notorious arse bandit and gerbil felcher, Lord Molly Mandleson. Mind you, if there's dirty deeds to be done dirt cheap, then this egomaniacal sodomite scrote is bound to have a covert hand in it.

Scandalson, interviewed on the BBC's Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr 'Can You Believe This Crap' programme, urged peers not to 'throw in the towel' just to offset the chance of the Upper Doss House being abolished when they debate legislation to block Terry May's Nasty Party Brexit plan - but rather amend the Notification of Withdrawal Bill to protect the pension pot rights of ex-EUSSR ministers – such as himself.

What else might Broken Britain's taxpaying voters expect from the perfidious likes of Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar and Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers? Satan's little helpers – and both emissaries of treacherous roguery and shenanigans of the highest order of seditious felony.

Really, WTF is more repulsive in Bliar's soiled character - the pompous tosser's unqualified arrogance - his brazen hubris - or philargyrist motivations? How about We, the People, rise up, get the tumbrels rolling and drag Bliar up before a Nuremberg Mk 2 war crimes tribunal for the illegal invasion of Iraq.

Can any fucker or their dog believe owt this dingbat Bliar has to say with his toxic political legacy of lies n more lies to cover up the first lot of lies – such as shutting down the Plod Squad's Operation Ore kiddie fiddling investigation after his House of Conmans aid – Philip Lyons – was arrested for bumming underage sheep – then spicing up dodgy intelligence (sic) dossiers to justify an illegal invasion of Iraq – then okaying the assisted suicide of Dr David Kelly, the weapons of mass distraction whistle-blower – let alone his EUSSR complicity as embracing the Treaty of Lisbon and refusing the British public the promised referendum on acceptance of the piece of fascist trash.

This dog wanker appeared before Marylebone Magistrates Court in 1973 on a charge of soliciting for mano-et-mano bum sex around London's public toilets and gave a false name - Charles Lynton. Obviously the right stuff for New Labour Party leader n Slime Minister.
As the old maxim goes: know a person by their associates – co-war crim' Georgie Dubya Bush, sodomite pal Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, dodgy dossier doctor Alastair 'Alco-Pop' Campbell, cyclops paedo-scum nonce Gordon Broon, Charlie 'The Stooge' Falconer, Ashkenazi Edomite Kosher Nostra & pro-Jabotinskyist war crim – Israeli ZioNazi-Likit Party leader, Bobo Nuttyahoo - and the list of disreputables goes on and on.

Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar, from whatever aspect of the moral compass he's viewed, is a self-indulgent, egocentric creature of diminishing returns – a political sideliner representing corporate elitist cartels – specifically in this case, the Brussels Malbolge.

Teflon Tony's the type of tosser that dogs bark at as he walks down the street – and who prompts one to count their fingers if they've been unfortunate enough to being coerced into shaking hands with him.
Bliar's a closet case paedo scrote – a jukebox politico - shove a few bob in and he'll sing any song you like – for the stooge antics of this clown push the breaking strain limits of tolerant patience.

For all his traitorous deeds and evil chicanery, Bliar's temporal existence will prove irrelevant to the world – and history will not treat him – nor Bush and the Neo-Con ZioNazi cabal – nor today's Brexit Remaniacs - kindly.
What a finer – and safer – world it would be if this opportunistic, cross-dressing graft and corruption-ridden Ninth Circle paedo-sodomite Satanist – Phony Tony - had been strangled at birth – along with the entire Bliar clan - to ensure the eradication their venal Satanic gene line – and rabid dogs trained to cock a leg against Phony Tony's tombstone and piss on his grave.

But Bliar and Scandalson are nowhere near alone in their traitorous mission, for alike the Lower House of Conmans, the Upper House of Frauds too is infested with Vermin in Ermine hypocrites and Judas apostates, who have sworn a blood oath of allegiance with the Brussels EUSSR hierarchy – plus the perpetual self-delusional egoistic contingent out to make a personal rebellious political posturing point – such as ex-Liberty top dog, Baroness Scabby Acrobati (Labour) and Lord Dicky Dipshit (Lib Dums) – jointly hell bent on initiating a game of Brexit ping pong – with the Article 50 Bill being kicked back and forth between the lower and upper chambers of Parliament with an ever-changing stream of moronic amendments and delay interminably Broken Britain's decampment from the EUSSR's 4th Reich totalitarian federation.

The pariah scum sore loser EUSSR Remoaners – all Brussels' jukebox politico glove puppets – whose principals are more scent than substance – will sing any tune Brussels require if they slip a few coins in – as exampled by the expenses-fiddling Lib Dum frontbench EUSSR Remainiac stooge, the ginger-mingin Baroness Lynne 'Skeletor' Featherbrain – yet another feminist zombie – and looking as though she's let her Botox treatments lapse - spoke to one gutter press hack from the Hypocrites Review – stating for the public record that unelected peers had a duty to block Brexit - in Brussels' best interests.

Yet another non-entity second-rate political has-been crawls out from under a rock and joins the Remoaners camp. None other than Labour's Peter (Gerald the Mole) Hain, ex-MP for Kenya - aka Lord Hain of the Underworld – a socio-political scumbag extraordinaire who aligned himself with the Biblical abomination shirt lifter cabal when he became the Honorary Vice-President of the Campaign for Homosexual Equality.

An inveterate liar and beta-male closet case fairy, Hain might be best remembered in the House of Conmans as 'Hain the Pain' for failure to declare some 20 donations worth a total of over £100,000 during his 2007 campaign to win the deputy leadership of the Labour Party – a post that went to the paedophilia promoting Harriet Harmful.
The egocentric and boringly ultra-arrogant Hain quit the Labour Party following public exposure in the Daily Shitraker of his African potash snorting addiction.

The gospel according to Lord Johnny Harmsway Rothermuck's Dacre-run Daily Arsewipe gutter press tabloid relates that the Nasty Party's post-menopausal Claire 'Notwork Rail' Perry (Tory MP for Old Scrotum) has been overheard chatting with Ken 'Groper' Clarke (MP for Bum's Rush) in Westminster's Paedophile Arms pub saloon bar publicly voicing a 'not quite' politically correct personal opinion that hard line Brexiteers are like scumbag Jolly Jihadi Muslim terrorists and should be shot on sight – or have their heads cut off by ISIS baddy types.

Why the fluck is there any bone of contention in the lower House of Conmans - or amongst the upper House of Frauds unelected peers - regarding a Hard Brexit and triggering Article 50 – when We, the People, have made the decision?
Obviously there is no statute of limitations on gross stupidity – with their post-referendum streams of moronic sophistry and tautological rhetoric to undermine the democratic majority will of Britain's taxpaying voters.

Labour's Upper House of Frauds führer, career hypocrite and Remoaner Club leading light, Baroness Shabby Acrobati, has stated for the public record that she personally will sabotage Brexit with a slew of time-consuming asinine amendments – and kick start the threatened match of Chinese ping-pong with the lower House of Conmans viz such amendments to the EUSSR Withdrawal Bill - but by due Karmic return this menopausal ego-stricken immigrant-stock skanger will end up signing the electoral death warrant of the Labour Party itself.
Really, what qualifies this split-arsed IQ-deficient tosser to amend any fucking thing?

We, the boring, set-in-our-ways Anglo-Saxon peoples of our once-sceptred isle might well be viewed as a stereotyped Village Green Preservation Society ilk – but with regards to Parliament's 'unelected' House of Frauds and shot-up sub-continent economic migrant progeny with a racist chip on either shoulder - plus a socio-political point to make – such as she of the struck match haircut – rebel Labourite Lords führer - Baroness Shaggy Acrobati – attempting to 'have their say' and 'jam' the Brexit Article 50 trigger mechanism to keep us subservient to the Brussles' EUSSR 4th Reich totalitarian federation - these useless wankers can go the way of the dinosaur - extinction - as unable to evolve - or via an instantaneous Big Bang KT-Boundary Event – or a Common Herd vote to abolish the Vermin in Ermine doss house.

Parliament – ie 650 MP's - decided on an EUSSR In or Our (Remain / Leave) referendum and dispatched an explanatory leaflet to every household across Broken Britain which stated - without ambiguity - that 'we'll abide by your vote and implement whatever you, The People, decide' – and after they cop a majority Leave vote the wily Westminster oracle failed to predict they are now whingeing like a bunch of 'Remoaniacs' – and spewing out black propaganda faster than Machiavelli on crystal meth - over a result they personally did not want - and attempting to overturn and trash what constitutes the illusion of democracy.

Thus why did they cast an overwhelming vote for a referendum - then now intend to misuse the toxic veto power of the upper chamber to derail the Brexit majority vote?

If these Vermin in Ermine tossers – with the likes of former civil liberties whinger, Skaggy Chapatti, at their helm - even dare to expedite what they contemplate viz a Breixt block – such will be viewed as a constitutional outrage against the democratic will of the People.

So abolish the House of Frauds dosspit and turn it into a homeless shelter. These egocentric pondlife shits are long past their shelf life and need ditching – signing in each day for a £300 quid tax free cash-in-hand per diem and subsidised dining and grog – then after a quick nap on the back benches, off to Madame Spankie's discipline salon for a spot of BD/SM entertainment – or some kiddie fiddling paedo brothel – down in Chelsea's Max Mosley Memorial Gardens for an afternoon of Viagra-fuelled perverted sodomite sex.

Then, of course we have those of Molly Scandalson's ilk – the EUSSR self-preservation society bottom feeders – such as crossbench peer Lord Percy Pannick-Button QC, an eminent specialist in protecting mega-bucks pension rights - for more than a score of Upper House of Frauds peers - motivated solely by a self-interest greedster agenda - and expected to force changes to the Brexit Bill this week - are still earning tax-free mega-bucks salaries and pensions from Brussels.

Tony Bliar's thrice-fired ex-Prince of Darkness fixer, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, former Labour leader Lord Neil Pillock, , and Lord Chris 'Comb-over' Patten, who served in Mad Maggie Twatcher's paedo-infested cabinet, all still receive mega-bucks pensions from the Brussels EUSSR – along with a slew of other former MEPs and European commissioners receiving payouts from a Brussels pension pot estimated to be worth what bankster types refer to as 'lots and lots of money'.

Lord Molly Mandlelson of the Felchers
European Commissioner from November 2004 to October 2008
Estimated value of EU pension: £34,659 a year

Lord Neil Kinnock of the Ginger Mingin Stooges
European Commissioner from 1995 to 2004, Vice-President of the European Commission from 1999 to 2004
Estimated value of EU pension: £87,794 a year

Lord Chris Patten of the Comb-Overs
European Commissioner from January 2000 - November 2004
Estimated value of EU pension: £39,845 a year

Then we have the scum who swore a treasonous oath of loyalty to Brussels hierarchy: Baroness 'Chinless Cathy' Ashton and Labour pair Lord 'Stan the Man' Clinton-Davis and Lord Ivor 'Taffy' Richard, with EUSSR pension payments of £90,000 a year and Lord Tugmeoff raking in a £41,000 pension for his days as a Brussels 'Yes Man'.

Thought for the day. Withdrawal Bill? WTF? Que? Sounds like something the Vatican might conjure up to belay petitions for the Pope to okay the use of condoms and birth pills.

The Brexit trigger decision was never intended to be in the purview of House of Conmans MP's - (nor skanger scum like the meddling menopausal madcap Guyana Banana Republic's Gina Miller or war crim' scumster Tony Bliar or zillionaire Virgin - Richard Branston-Pickle - or the British Law Courts - nor that notorious doss pit – the House of Frauds – or Tory Europhile Remoaner Ken 'Groper' Clarke – or wee Jimmy Krankie's Scottish Nonce Party whingepots) - 'before' the referendum ballot - only after the 'Leave' fact majority vote was counted.

We, The People, were entrusted to make that decision in a democratic vote - and We voted LEAVE. What part of that can't these Remoaners get their collective pointy heads around?
Out means OUT! - and we want no part of the EUSSR or their single market, skewed laws and loopy legal system - nor their open borders immigration non-controls allowing hordes of Jolly Jihad terror-mongering rapists and their scrounging swan-roasting / carp-poaching kith n kin into our once-sceptred isle.

What bit don't the Remoaner camp not understand? Hmmm, a pity the Tory Nasty Party's transvestite PM, 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem, doesn't slap Brussels unelected EUSSR hierarchy – and the UK Remoaner camp - with the same 'No Options' or else ultimatum viz a Hard Brexit as she did with Broken Britain's GPs – demanding they run a 24/7 service or lose funding – which promptly elicited a broad spectrum 'go fuck yerself' response.

Why the shock n awe gob-smacked perplexity displayed by the Old Guard Establishment at the success of the Brexit populism political strategy to expedite a Biblical scale 'patriotism' sea change in the attitudes of the common herd – for the 99% are sick to the back teeth of the EUSSR Brussels kleptocracy and being lorded over by a bunch of unelected bureaucrats and their Corporate elitist Masters who pig out around the 50 seat European Round Table trough
This fresh wave of common herd populism might just equate as Pandora's Box for the Deep State Neo-Con PTB scum globally – with sweet fuck all left inside – including Hope - once it's opened and the Shades loosed.

But seriously, bollocks to the Remoaner camp – we've got bigger worries than leaving the EUSSR – such as a Trident nuclear weapons 'defence' (que? sic) system that doesn't work.
So bollocks to Bliar and the House of Frauds Vermin in Ermine scumsters conspiring to water down or block Brexit.

To my mind the real nail-biter news issues of the day are: scientists attempting to resurrect the woolly mammoth believe they are just two years away from creating a hybrid embryo - now that's a real cool concept - and the fact that the asset-stripping corporate bid to buy out Marmite - life blood snackie spread of Broken Britain's working class - has gone tits up.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Kosher Nostra lobby – and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Thursday, 2 February 2017

Caledonian Nonce Abuse Inquiry: a Charade?

In today’s ‘Conspiracy of Silence’ expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip reported by our frontline nonce-hunting media correspondent, Catamite Jack, manning the live news cellphone hotline from a utilities closet inside Edinburgh's Holyrood Parliament building for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

As the banner headline states – will bonny Nonceland's historic paedophile sexual abuse inquiry morph into a pantomime and, by sinister bureaucratic design, is doomed to be coerced and fail – from day one?

More than 100 institutions, including several top private schools, churches, child care homes, pet shops, boy scout troupes, petting farms and hospital mortuaries are to be investigated by the Scottish sexual abuse inquiry, it is now confirmed – with, typically, nary a mention of the Aberdeenshire's corrupt Plod Squad or bent Crown Office panjandrums – past and present – nor crooked Glaswegian money-laundering / media-gagging / paedo-protecting solicitors - being on the target list for scrutiny of their respective cover-up crimes and whitewash misdemeanours related to historic kiddie fiddling complaints.

The probe's latest chairperson, Judge Lady Shit – yet another institutional dogsbody - informed one gutter press hack from the Necrophiliacs Gazette she intends to investigate an excess of 101 locations where kiddie fiddling, animal buggery, corpse bonking and felching abuses are alleged to have taken place.

Senior Judge, Lady Anne Shit has been appointed the new chairwoman of the Scottish government's child abuse inquiry, taking over the probe's lead role from legal landwhale, Susie 'The Pug' O'Brien QC, following her self-preservation act of resignation after she was advised by one member of the Scottish Rite Freemason's Speculative Society to 'keep things simple – or else' – and returned to her former pugilist career as a bare knuckle fist fighter.

This selective inquisition – already branded as yet another total sham scam cover-up and whitewash by critics and paedo sex abuse victims alike - is tasked with examining historical allegations of child abuse in Scotland – another slapstick farce expected to challenge John Chilcot's world record of a seven year foot-dragging Iraq War Whitewash inquiry (that blamed none of the guilty parties) - and will look at the extent of abuse of children in care - to identify systemic failures.

Que? WTF? systemic failures? How about the fact that the entire government and legal systems are corrupt to the core and infested with Masonic paedo-sodomite perverts hell bent on maintaining an 'omerta of silence' and their untouchable child molesting status quo – and Flatbrokes, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies – offering 1,000 to 1 odds that on a par with the Met's previous Operation Westminster Kiddie Fiddler – the Scottish Nonce Ponce inquiry will prove yet another establishment coverup and some hapless dog wanker who exposed himself to a field of sheep – or some establishment worthy who had since died of a 48 hour terminal cancer virus - cops the rap for their elitist Masonic brethren social betters

So the burning question of the day is – will the Lady Shit-chaired official Scottish 'Nonce Ponce Inquiry' be finally investigating the now-17-year old scandal centred on a Down's Syndrome girl, the-then six-year old Hollie Greig that involves the sexual abuse and serial rape of special needs and disabled children at their homes and the Beechwood Special School by an elitist, untouchable Satanist / infanticide paedo ring based in Aberdeen (Scotland's Sin City Central) – a scandal that has been avoided like the plague by Grampian Police since complaints were filed by Hollie's mother back in 2000.

Or the more recent ignominious paedo scandal on Viscount Peterscam's A-listed Aberdeenshire Cringemoregate Estate where the tenant Docherty family were residents – until some local elitist Masonic pederast attempted to 'buy' access to their autistic son for purposes of sexual abuse deviation – and since the morally incensed Mr & Mrs Docherty reported the matter to a wholly disinterested local Plod Squad the family have been hounded by a pick n mix assortment of shadowy crooked establishment agents and corrupt social service trolls - and forced to flee nonce-infested Scotland for the Irish Republic – where the official Masonic Pederast Fraternity harassment continues unabated.

Of course, viz the Hollie Greig child sexual abuse scandal, we expect it to be ignored - and covered up - with extreme prejudice as it has been since 2000 by the Grampian Plod Squad, Crown Office Lord Advocates, First, Second & Third Ministers – specifically Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond and his wee nippy replacement Nicola McSturgeon.

Justice for Hollie Greig campaigner Robert Green – a Welshman living in England and arrested in his English home twice by the Aberdeen Plod Squad – then twice jailed in their Victorian era excuses for prisons by Nonceland's graft & corruption-ridden Masonic-paedo / sodomite-infested legal system - to discredit and silence him – discussed Hollie's case at length during a personal, private interview with Lady Shit in Edinburgh a couple of years ago – which resulted in the scandal continuing to be an ignored 'cold case' with zero evidence to support the complaint - even though Hollie named 22 of her abusers and medical examinations / reports revealed she had been repeatedly abused sexually and further infected with an STD while still pre-pubescent.

Perhaps, in a perfect world, the Lady Shit-led inquiry will repeal the pompous Lord Sluggie Cullen's arrogant 100 year gag order on his corrupt Dunblane Massacre inquiry findings and the Truth finally be made public regarding the 1996 homicidal actions of the Perthshire Freemason's chief paedo pimp, Thomas Watt Hamilton's two gun school kids murder spree?

Hmmm, don't hold yer breath – as long as Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society pond life control freak sexual perverts comprise the upper echelon of the political / judicial aristocracy.

Will Lady Shit be reviewing the corrupt cover-up case of the Scottish Legal Aid Board's Head of Legal Services, Douglas 'Bummer' Haggarty (aka The Beast of St Enoch's), arrested (by his Masonic Plod Squad brothers) but never prosecuted after being caught stuck up the rear end of an underage rent boy in Glassie's British Home Stores public toilets one Saturday afternoon back in 2009?
Yep, like the old maxim states: It's not what you know – but who you know.

Doubtless another criminal sex case dismissed as 'not in the public interest' or 'insufficient evidence to convict' by the top dog Crown Office Lord Advocate /s.
The only reason they get appointed (no – not elected – hence the career / promotion corruption gravy train) – is the fact they are Establishment mouthpiece political pets who roll over, bark as required, then say nowt and play dead when the occasion demands.

Judge Lady Shit further informed media hacks that the schools being specifically investigated in her national child abuse inquiry are Fettes College, Gordonstoun, the former Ben Dover Academy, Loretto School and Merchiston Castle School.

The inquiry will also investigate faith-based organisations run by religious orders, including the Benedictines, Sisters of Nazareth and the Christian Brothers at their St Sodom's School for Latter Day Catamites – in addition to three establishments run by the Church of Nonceand.

Some of the school named are amongst the costliest fee-paying educational establishments in Scotland. The fees for Fettes and Gordonstoun are a gob-smacking £31,000 quid a year for a sex abuse education in sodomy and suck n swallow fellatio - while Loretto and Merchiston Castle charge £30,000 nicker for a similar sexual curriculum.

Hmmm, little wonder the celeb' likes of Tony Bliar (Fettes) and Prince Dobby (Gordonstoun) walk funny – obviously the result of one too many schooldays buggerings.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-38799049

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/fettes-gordonstoun-loretto-merchiston-castle-9728238

Thought for the day. Ugly – and doubtless unverified - rumours do abound – and, as the old maxim goes, where there's smoke, there's fire – (or in this case some criminal class paedo abuse sex scandal inferno) - that Lady Shit herself is an active Dominatrix member of Edinburgh's 'Violate BD/SM Club'.

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, politico ponces, perjuriously corrupt Oxford Uni' Principals, bent money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Palestinian, Yemeni or Syrian refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Wednesday, 1 February 2017

Far from the Madding, Moral Crowd

In this morning’s ‘Bonny Nonceland Satanist Paedo Cult Expose’ cryptic message edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Residents of Cringemore Hamlets - built in the early Noughties at the Criminalgate Estate to exploit its pristine isolation value location on the hillside above Loch McNonce in the Scaberdeenshire Highlands - enjoy what they claim is the nearest thing to Utopia on Earth – a commune where tranquil peace and quiet prevails – and, being so far from the madding, moral crowd – and whatever passes as an excuse for law and order in Scotland - anything goes.

The community's landlord, Sir William Hopeless - aka Viscount Pearshaped, is the incumbent Laird of north-east Scaberdeenshire's A-listed Criminalgate Estate and it's 14th century Nonce Manor – and too a Worshipful secret handshake 33rd Degree Brother of Nonceland's elitist Masonic Speculative Society – (Peterhead's Tartan Tadgers Paedo Lodge 666) – and sadly the last of his perverted line – as all children to date are reported to have drowned in the nearby Loch of Strathberg.

Doubtless the establishment and maintenance of any idealist ‘Promised Land’ is obviously governed by certain rules and regulations that to some might well appear as dystopian – and draconic - as only those with Freemasonic links are granted the title deeds for their properties - yet oddly prohibited from keeping ducks, rabbits, pigeons, bees, Ukrainian mail-order brides or Thai ladyboys.

Households are allowed to have one dog (small and of the non-barking variety) – or a cuddly she-moggy (ginger-mingin tomcats prohibited) - but controversially all bairns under the age of 18 to be fostered at the Estate Warden's Catamites Corner gate lodge.

While one leftist estate agent described the community as inhabited by kiddie-bumming Satanist ogres, to qualify to own a property at Cringemore Hamlets you must be over 50 years of age, with all female residents having to produce a medical certificate to prove they are menopausal and well past child-bearing age.

Retired Dunblane cormorant strangler, Hector Watt McTwat, confided to one gutter press hack from the Misanthropist's Gazette that the child-free element was what attracted him and wife Medusa to the 69-home development. “There’s no screamin’ brats ter piss yer off or come around annoyin’ an’ mitherin’ when yer busy polishin’ bird crap off yer pet tortoise - or creostin’ yer wooden leg ter stop the death watch beetle.”

Ms Chlamydia Major, consulting Masonic Dark Arts Witch and political seer for Nicola McKrankie's 'Wee Nippy' SNP (Scottish Nonce Protectors) government -and author of the best-selling ‘The Life and Times of a Ferryhill Broomstick Jockey’ – who retired from her post as a 'teacher' at Hampstead's infamous Christ Church Primary School for Latter Day Catamites and purchased a property at Pederast Terraces when the community was originally developed in a 2000 joint venture undertaken by Viscount Hopeless and Sheriff Buchanan Builders, revealed during an interview on Channel 7’s ‘Headbanger’s Half-Hour’ programme last year “It’s so very isolated and quiet here that I had to buy a new ‘whisper mode’ personal jackrabbit vibrator. The other was that noisy it was disturbing my next door neighbour, Winnie, who could hear it buzzing away when I was giving myself one up the jacksy in bed at night.”

“Anyway, adult sex aids besides, we just have a corner shop here that fortunately sells C-cell vibe batteries – but no big Greedy Grocer Pestco or Pukesburys supermarkets – plus there’s only the one pub up on the hill about a mile away – the Sheep Shaggers Arms - and you can’t get served if you’re under 50 – so that keeps all the riff-raff Yuppie types out – and visitors have to leave their children with our Estate Warden, DC Alan Low, at the gate lodge when they arrive – for safe keeping.”

“Disregarding the asinine restraints of political correctness, we also have our community guarded 24/7 with patrolling security from the G4S Renta-Thug agency - and a huge sign at the estate’s entrance stating 'No Scumbag Nosy Commoners Allowed'.

“While our master lease agreements have been challenged in court by couples with kiddies, we are still able to deny residence and ensure the community isn't inundated with rug-munching dykes or effeminate faggot types – or educationally sub-normal window-lickers."
"No brainless yobs or lager lout scallies or chavs either - nor nasty pit bull terriers trying to bite your leg off when you go out for a walk – and no dogshit on the lawns. And best of all, no screaming rug rats now that awkward Docherty bunch and their sprogs have done a moonlight to Ireland. Very unsociable people – refused to accept Lucifer as the one true God - and rebuffed DC Alan Low from taking charge of their kiddies down at his gate lodge kindergarten."

Are you fed up living in Asbo Central and waking up of a morning to find the front door kicked in, your best Sunday-wear tartan kilt missing from the washing line - and a bunch of Albanian swan-roasting pikeys squatting in your garden shed?
Would you like to move out of your current city overspill ‘Grotty Ghetto’ sink or swim council estate and live in Cringemore Hamlets – and have Criminalgate's Estate Warden, the fingers-deficient DC Alan Low, look after the kiddies while you and the missus take a well-earned break and learn all about Satan worship and ritual blood sacrifices?

Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a freehold tenancy to a property in our elite Highland ‘Hermit’s Corner’ housing development – and all for a one-off down payment price of your firstborn (under 12 male or female acceptable – must be virgin).

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Tuesday, 31 January 2017

Evil Zionist Plot Targets British Democracy

In this morning’s ‘Amateur I-Spy Secret Agent’ slapstick espionage edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Regardless of Broken Britain’s Nasty Party Foreign Secretary, Bonkers Boris Attaturk Nonsense, refusing to impose sanctions - or even have a bit of a righteous official whinge over Israel's attempted political destabilisation scam earlier this month, the opposition Labour Party are now pushing for a House of Conmans official inquiry into the extremely disturbing subversive espionage plot by an Israeli diplomat (read 'spy') to target – with extreme prejudice - any and all goyim Parliamentary MPs who have the audacity to assume a pro-Palestinian stance and dare voice criticism of Israel.

Labour's foreign affairs spokes-troll, Emily Thornberry, rightly views the scandal as improper interference in our democratic political system and further slammed Bonkers Boris for his dismissive attitude – along with Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo's Likit Party coalition government - following the mass media release of a video in which an Israeli embassy official / Mossad agent, Shai Masot, is heard 'kvelling' and plotting with a Parliamentary aide during dinner at a London restaurant to take down certain UK lawmakers that sympathise with the Palestinian's human rights abuse plight and voice support for the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign against the rogue Zionist state of Isra-Hell.

Well, Israel's manky Mossad once more prove themselves to be an inept bunch of incompetent bunglers – with special agent Shai 'Gobshite' Masot (code name 'Meshuggenah') gobbing off to the IQ-deficient slapper and all-round Israeli syanim fuckwit, Maria 'Zonah' Strizzolo - an aide to Nasty Party education minister Robert Halfon (ex-political director of Conservative Friends of Israel) – and she, by return suggests engineering some dirty scandal to damage the reputation and political credibility of senior civil service mandarins and government ministers – and all the while this subversive and treasonous 'chat' was being video recorded by undercover journalist, Big Al Jazeera.

Really, who the fuck is running Mossad nowadays - Tamir Pardo - or the Wallace n Gromit team, with help from Wile E. Coyote?

This fubar has got to be on a par with their 2010 video recorded assassin gang of 26 psychos murdering Palestinian Mahmoud Al-Mabhouh in Dubai's Al Bustan Rotana Hotel – or Dominic Suter's (Urban Moving Co) high-fiving, dance troupe dunces celebrating the fall of the Big Bad Apple's Twin Towers on 9/11 while the local New Jersey shore gossip brigade looked on and filmed them.

The gospel according to an editorial article in last weekend's Pound of Flesh Gazette claims the Kosher Nostra lobby's infiltration into Broken Britain's socio-political system is highlighted and confirmed by the fact that brown-nosing Tory / Labour and Lib-Dum Friends of Israel 'sayanim' apologists (kedeshah /political prostitutes) have assumed damage control mode and are pushing Bonkers Boris's Foreign Office to make the scandalous issue simply 'go away' before the Rothshite Edomite Mafia and Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience get upset - while their opposite political number – (already branded with the Zionist's stock-in-trade 'anti-Semitic' hot iron by Lord Stuart Poppycock, senior director of the Conservative Friends of Israel) - want the treacherous Israeli Ambassador, arch-Jabotinskyist Mark 'Zayin' Regev, hoofed out as persona non grata - the same as Shai Masot - due 'command responsibility'.

Hmmm, now here might be an opportune moment to quote a memorandum of Liberal politician and Secretary of Sate for India, Lord Edwin Montagu – himself a devout Jew - on the Anti-Semitism of the Present (British) Government - Submitted to the British Cabinet, August 1917 - prompted by the receipt of a correspondence between Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour and Lord Walter Rothshite.
“Zionism has always seemed to me to be a 'mischievous political creed', and untenable by any patriotic citizen of the United Kingdom.”

Additionally, from the profound mind of Benjamin Freedman on the core reasons for anti-Semitism: “Show me one time where a Jew was persecuted in any country because of his religion…. It’s always their impact on the political, social, or economic customs and traditions of the community in which they settle.”

(And here one can reflect on US Republican Senators, John Boy McCain and Lindsey Graham – a pair of suborned and corrupted career apologists for the Zionist Edomite Mafia and falling over themselves to drum up support for Israel - and too Abe Poxman's ADL and the xenophobic AIPAC monster – the latter funded by Zionist zillionaire donors Sheldon 'Knobrot' Adelson and Haim 'Paedo Scum' Saban – he with black market organ transplant teenage Palestinian kidneys – fresh from Israel's Facility 1391 prison – keeping the porcine wanker alive).

In addition to the coercive ignominy, Masot was filmed talking to New Labour's Friends of Israel’s chair-troll, the expenses-fiddling / Wickedpedia-editing Joan 'Blonde Moment' Ryan MP, discussing the great pile of cash he's received from the Nuttyahoo Likit Party government (more than £1 million quid – what bankster types typically refer to as 'lots and lots of money') - to bankroll yet another batch of Labour MPs on an all-expenses-paid trip to Israel (Palestine) – to be wined, dined and primed by top officials to adopt even more extreme pro-Israel positions.

To wit, the gospel according to the Al Jazeera report concludes that a coterie of Broken Britain's Nasty Party MPs – all members of the Tory Friends of Israel Club – along with a like covert cabal of Labour and Lib-Dum politicos – are guilty of high treason and traitors - not only to their constituents but also to our once sceptred isle - and should be criminally charged with aiding a foreign power to the detriment of our sovereign British state.

The WW2 Hitlerian Nazi Aryan purity racial profiling and Holohoax headcount exaggeration created a victim guilt complex syndrome in the Western socio-political conscience that now serves to forestall official condemnation of the land thefts, human rights abuses and war crimes visited upon the marginalised and disenfranchised Palestinian population of what was, pre-1948, the sovereign state of Palestine.

This evil construct - the victim-guilt complex syndrome – serves as a cash cow / sympathy industry that is constantly monitored and regulated by the Dark Powers of international Zionism via brazen hubris - their habitual unqualified arrogance – for these Jabotinskyist scumsters go from victim status to outright chutzpah / high moral ground mode - with a blend of hasbara, kvelling and hudaibiya (propaganda, boasting and lying) and quoting the flawed fictions of Manifest Destiny, God's Chosen People and their Promised Land as being the foundation blocks - the raison d'être - of Israel's existence.

But this Holocaust - the Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe) - their Shoah - visited on the Palestinians - the slow cook genocide in the occupied and ever-diminishing West Bank - and the current racist atrocity campaign being waged against the population of the besieged Gaza Strip - at least alerts the moral attentions of the global community to these sectarian crimes against humanity committed by the Israeli government and boosts the aims of the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign against the rogue, outlaw state.

Thought for the day. Before any fucker or their dog raises the 'anti-Semitic' tropes flag let us re-assign this racist / sectarian brand name to its proper parameters and definition - specifically with regard to the totally flawed and Kafkaesque 'Anti-Semitic Awareness Act' that the Zionist lobby are coercing the Tory Nasty Party government to railroad through Parliament faster than shit through a goose – so this fascist legislation can serve to negate UN resolutions against Israel, coerce public opinion into silence and turn the Truth into a crime.

The Zionist lobby's skewed definition terms anti-Semitism 'a certain perception of Jews, which may be expressed as hatred toward Jews'.

Yeah, right on, Jews only – but to exclude all other Semitic peoples – specifically Arabs 'and' the exploited and tyrannized Palestinians? Zionism is a perversion of Judaism – with six million concocted 'Holohoax' reasons to justify Israeli land grabs.

First off the bat is the fact it's sweet fuck all to do with anti-Semitism / anti-Jewish – (regardless of the fact the Sanhedrin had God's one-begotten son, Jesus Christ, murdered – just because he wanted people to be nice to each other. Not really the kind of homicidal act that endears people to you – snuffing God's only son by nailing him to a big piece of wood) - the BDS campaign and criticism of Israel is about anti-Zionism, Israel's covert nuclear arsenal, Mid-East military hegemony and acts of aggression, their coercive political lobbying and the empathy-deficient, inhuman treatment of the Palestinian people.

This Anti-Semitic Awareness Act has been designed and crafted with sinister intent by the agents of international Zionism - a corrupt political cadre in our democratic midst there to subvert the legislature via acts of bribery and blackmail – with an end game purpose of targeting, persecuting and silencing any fucker and their dog who, devoid of a Parliamentary 'cloak of privilege' immunity, dares support the BDS campaign and criticise Israel's domestic and foreign policies – specifically their wanton human rights abuses and war crimes – the barbaric treatment of the Palestinian populations of the occupied West bank and Gaza Strip.

Communities Secretary Sajid Javid has – from a wholly unqualified and biased point of view - publicly stated that anti-Semitism must be understood for what it is - "an attack on the identity of people who live, contribute and are valued in our society" – (specifically Jews).
"There can be no excuses for anti-Semitism or any other form of racism or prejudice."

Hmmm, thanks for that, Mr Javid – unless of course it's the Israelis visiting such violent prejudices on the hapless heads of their Palestinian victims – which is okay in the Tory Party's book?
Never seem to hear one word of objection from Downing Street – or Communities Secretary Sajid Javid - on the Israeli air force bombing the hapless civilian population of the Gaza Strip with banned white phosphorous and DIME cluster munitions - or their IDF psycho-thugs shooting stone-chucking Palestinian kids dead in the streets of their own West Bank territory.

Talk about duplicity and gross hypocrisy to circumvent 'the Truth' – Broken Britain's political system reeks with the stench of it.

Israel's actions, coupled with British government officials reciprocal actions, are politically corrupt, and diplomatically indefensible. The conduct of certain MPs needs to be exposed as the poisonous and deceitful infiltration of our politics by the unwitting agents of another country - this covert battalion of Israel’s useful idiots in Parliament – either coerced, blackmailed or bribed to thwart UK Government policy and demonise and trash MPs who dare criticise the illegal rogue Zionist state – and subvert the actions of Ministers who try to defend Palestinian rights.

This is a national security issue involving Israel and its British jukebox politician partisans – one that is starting to approach the damage done to the US political system by Israel - hence a full inquiry into the Israeli Embassy, the links, access and funding of the CFI and LFI are now de rigueur.

Coming back to 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem's official definition of anti-Semitism is to fight hatred. Okay, obviously that is sectarian hatred – can't be racist hatred can it – as the Jews are not a race - just a religious group – as per Roman Catholics, Protestants, Mormons, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, Zoroastrians, Flat Earthers, Pancake Tuesday Adventists etc, et al. We never hear of the Catholic race – so why a Jewish race?

Ah, some IQ-deficient bigot shouts: 'cos Jews are Semites'. Bullshit, they are not. Well, some are - but the Turkothean Mongoloid Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience aren't – the likes of the racist rogue state of Israel's clinically insane Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo – a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Caucasian with nary a single pennyweight of Semite DNA in his genes – in direct contrast with the true Arab Semite Palestinian population of – er – Israel (formerly Palestine) - whose country the Zionists have stolen and further encroach on with their illegal settlements.

In contrast, I, a Gentile Christian, via Mid-East grandparent ancestry - like the Tory Foreign Secretary, Bonkers Boris 'Ataturk' Nonsense - have more Semite DNA in my genes than Bobo Nuttyahoo.

Yet in total defiance of the Truth, Mrs Mayhem will state for the Hansard record that rising anti-Semitic attacks are unacceptable – with which we shall agree - cos that's what the hapless disenfranchised / marginalised Arab Semite population of Palestine – both the military-occupied ever-diminishing West Bank - and the Gaza Strip coastal enclave – besieged behind Israel's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Hitleresque Nazi style concentration camp on the planet - face on a daily basis under the jackboot of the racist Israeli government that has pursued a government sponsored policy of continuing land thefts, ethnic cleansing pogroms and slow cook genocide since 1948.

The now-weaponised term 'anti-Semitism' has been hijacked by the international Zionist camp to target and brand any and all who would dare voice criticism of the illegal rogue state of Isra-Hell and their inhuman treatment of their Arab Muslim Semite Palestinian captives.

But there again, akin to the Promised Land myth and this egocentric Chosen People / superior culture delusion - this is official Israeli government policy – and to recall Mossad's credo: By way of deception thou shalt make war.

As per the Likit Party's PM - Bobo Nuttyahoo – commented back in 2002 – (following Mossad's 9/11 false flag terrorist strikes on the US) - on the illegal state of Isra-Hell's thankless attitude to its United States puppet / funder / armaments supplier: “Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away”.

Oh yes, there's gratitude for you. Akin to Israel's Oded Yinon Plan - which calls for the balkanization of Israel’s neighbouring countries along ethnic and sectarian lines - plots jointly hatched with the good ole US of A and Britain to partition countries in the Middle East and North Africa. (Iraq, Syria and Libya already done n dusted – order into chaos fashion).

Subverted by crypto-fascists - all neo-Nazi anthropophagic scum - the political systems of Broken Britain and the United States are infected by Zionism, whose main principle is to destroy any country in the Middle East that could resist Israel’s territorial expansion – with Iran next on the list - then turn their attentions to China, NorKor – and Russia.

Thus the Israeli government's stated position on a two-state solution and peace with Palestine: 'All options are on the negotiating table' - (all options except ‘peace’ and their lands returned) - is more at scent than substance.

As the Knesset's Minister for Big Walls, Shylock 'Segregation' Shitstein, confided to one press hack from the Final Solution Gazette "I would herd all these Palestinian terrorist types into resettlement camps in the Negev Desert and turn them into marmalade."

So, let's consider, once their Final Solution to the Palestinian problem has been resolved via the nutty Knesset's policy of ethnic cleansing and slow cook genocide and all Palestinian lands chocker with illegal settlements – what next – further expansion?

Yet another Hitlerian Nazi style 'Lebensraum' (living space) military aggression campaign gets underway? A bit more of the Golan and start nibbling away at Syria and Lebanon – and west into the Sinai – until they achieve their Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda – a Greater Israel, stretching from the 'brook of the Nile to the Euphrates'.

Hmmm, now that parallels the Hitlerian Nazi era culture's aggressive military mass land grab 'Lebensraum' policy.

And finally, to close, back to the subject of today's blog: Mossad agent and meshuggenah extraordinaire, Shai Masot – (code name Clumsy Kunt) - who described the Florentine political manipulator Niccolo Machiavelli, infamous for promoting cunning and duplicity in statecraft - as his God – and in yet another of his 'loose lips sink ships' inebriated states, let it be known his work included founding political support groups to maximise the Israeli firewall by securing (read 'coercing') political adjustments to legislation in the UK.

Masot's career includes service with the IDF's Hafganat Koah Brigade – whose bully boy thugs specialize in the slaughter of innocent Palestinian civilians.
Then a stint in the navy for eight years, rising to the rank of major.
In 2013 his mugshot appeared on the COGAT website, a subordinate office of the Israeli defence ministry charged with implementing government policy in Judea and Samaria [aka the occupied West Bank] and vis-a-vis the Gaza Strip – before being assigned to a Mossad Kidon assassination unit and posted to the UK under diplomatic cover.

Hence, thanks to Arthur Balfour’s shabby promissory note, Zionism is a poisoned chalice become - and as to the 'dark heart' of Zionist Isra-Hell's domestic and foreign policies – well, evil does not need a reason – it just is.

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled nonce-ponce UK politicos, black market transplant organ-trading rabid rabbis, snivelling sayanim scum and perjuriously corrupt academics might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks - no innocent non-combatant Palestinian women and kids – nor refugee status Syrian or Yemeni children – (or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc) – were harmed in the posting of this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into panic and a paranoid state of the jitters - and temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Monday, 30 January 2017

Darkie Refugee Shysters Taking the Piss

In today’s ‘Someone's Taking the Piss' asylum scam artist expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Mohammed al Patsy, manning the live news hotline in Geneva for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to a shocking report in this week's Basler Zeitung (Ripoffs Gazette) Eritrean war zone asylum-seeking refugees granted leave to remain in Switzerland on the basis that they risk death – or an even worse fate – if they return to their Third World shithole points of origin - are using welfare benefit payments to fund holidays 'back home'.

The Swiss gutter press tabloid has taken exception that thousands of fuzzy wuzzy migrant scallies are heading back to Eritrea and the Red Sea beach resorts for their vacations in lieu of suffering a chill factor European winter - despite their having allegedly fled the north-east African dump in fear of their lives.

Although a large proportion of the scam merchant Eritreans in cuckoo clock land have been refused asylum, authorities are powerless to deport them due the prevailing political philosophy that their homelands are deemed too dangerous – thanks to the country’s stupid bleeding heart refugee policy.

While there are no direct flights from Switzerland to Eritrea, the Ripoffs Gazette claims to have discovered up to fifty darkies a day are hopping over the border into Krautland and taking flights to Egypt then onto Eritrea - in order to catch a cheapo vacation and say Hi to relatives in their dodgy, health hazard-fraught home country.

Stating he hoped that this holidaying abuse by Eritreans would not be proved a mass occurrence phenomenon and no more than a small handful of migrants were abusing both the asylum 'and' welfare benefits systems, the Swiss Secretariat for Migration, Herr Heinrich von Stupid, opined to media hacks that it was difficult to work out the number of Eritreans who were taking sneaky vacations in their deadly dangerous homelands due to the lack of direct flights from Switzerland.

Conversely, Breitbart London reported that African refugee scrotes granted asylum in Germany have been using welfare benefit payments to return for vacations in the very countries they fled – purportedly in fear of life and limb.

Here the recent case of certain Rastus O'Dinga of South Sudan becomes relevant. O'Dinga, after paddling across the Mediterranean on an inflatable rubber duck - hijacked from a group of school children at an Alexandria beach resort - eventually made landfall in Greece last June and sneaked his way through Europe to Austria, where he was granted refugee asylum status.

After taking an Xmas season social welfare benefits funded vacation in South Sudan's war zone capital of Juba, he landed back in Vienna mid-January clutching several duty free goods bags, where he was detained by suspicious immigration officials – yet had the hard-faced cheek to justify his trip with the excuse he had outstanding matters to arrange and clear up back in the Sudan – specifically to pay an overdue fine for a parking violation and get his driving licence back - when in all truth it was for the presentation of his ISIS Institute graduation diploma for completing their Advanced Suicide Bomber course.

Likewise the case of Switzerland-based Eritrean asylum-seeking refugee, Mista Mohammad Aferwerki-Turkey-Ferki - who stopped over in Zurich for a short sojourn on his way to the UK and learned to speak the Queen's English from the online Guide to British Rhyming Slang website - spoke to one gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker on conditions of anonymity – and receipt of 100 francs – cash in hand.

"Yeah, well it's dead easy,. I jump a bus from Zurich an' hop over the border inter Krautland an' catch a flight ter Egypt, then direct on ter Asmara. Then a bus ride down ter the Red Sea / Gulf of Aden beach resorts of Edd or Assab, an' spend a week or so gettin' pissed on Suwa beer an' buggerin' little boys an' goats – an' delight in watchin' Saudi war planes bomb the livin' fuck outa Houthi rebel army positions (read: hospitals, schools and orphanages) over the Gulf, in Yemen."

"Then it's time fer a quick afternoon dash across the adjacent Djibouti border fer a stash of duty free khat – an' grab a bargain-buy 12-year-old Afar virgin from the Moulhoule slave market - fer a mere 50 Swiss francs, no less – I kid you not – an' one wot's had an FGM job done on her snatch, obviously - as me second wife. Then it's off again (all rush-rush) back ter Asmara ter grab a forged passport fer the new missus an' hop a flight ter Cairo, an' on ter Munich– an' catch the overnight air con' coach back ter Zurich – all in time ter sign on at the local welfare centre an' collect me monthly benefits cheque."

"It's a good thing the welfare system's got more effin' holes in it than a Swiss cheese an the benefit handouts stretch ter afford Club Class flights - cos that beats all the walkin' across the effin' Sudan an' Egypt, then an open water sea trip on a rubber boat wiv sixty-odd other stinkin' black fuckers in it – an' when it sinks halfway ter Greece yer gotta swim ter the nearest island before some fuckin' big fish takes a fancy ter yer leg."

Thought for the day. War zone asylum-seeking refugees can't be deported back home on humanitarian grounds - due the fact it's too dangerous. But they can return to visit – thanks to the political loopholes presented by sentimental liberalism - and them holding a First Class season ticket to ride the EU's social welfare benefits Gravy Train. You couldn't make this shit up.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday, 29 January 2017

EUSSR Bureaucrat Morons Ban Crayons

In this weekend’s ‘Enhanced Stupidity’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The banner headline says it all: EUSSR bureaucrats ban crayons - and by imposing the most stupid draconian Kafkaesque ruling since their last stupid draconian ruling the Brussels brainiacs have also declared the sale of watercolours and colouring pencils to be henceforth off limits.

Oh yes, this ain't no joke, folks. Pencils and wax crayons are just the latest products to join eyesight-friendly incandescent light bulbs and get banned by bonkers EUSSR bureaucrats over concerns children could be eating dangerous levels of toxic earth mineral elements by munching on their writing / colouring utensils.

Well, one way to circumvent the crayon-munching habit is to start feeding the kids properly - so they don't snack out on a diet of 5-a-day crayons (red, blue, green, yellow, pink).

The EU tightened its restrictions over the limits of heavy metals in children’s toys following psychotic paranoid concerns that kiddies could be trying out the latest 'lead addiction high' fad of eating pencils instead of colouring with them.

Hence the broad spectrum of children's colouring materials – including paints - will no longer be sold across Europe after barmy Brussels likewise banned a range of Ukraine manufactured pencils and crayons originating from the Chernobyl 'no-go' zone which were discovered to contain unacceptable levels of radioactive Plutonium-239 in the 'Glow in the Dark' colouring sets – amid primary fears that Muslim chemistry students studying inside the EU might construct a viable nuclear weapon of mass distraction out of crayons.

Really, you couldn't make this shit up. Toxic ingestion fears regarding kid's nibbling the odd crayon – yet these very same Womb to Tomb Brussels Nanny State social authoritarians – regardless of public opposition and the volumes of documented scientific proof shoved under their noses to the contrary - license the Big Agri' Monsanto / Bayer et al crime syndicate's neonicotinoid / glyphosate 'kill-everything-cide' (including bees) crop n insect sprays - and their manky mutant Chew n Spew GMO Frankenfood crops as fit for human consumption.

Oh yes, and let's not overlook carcinogenic fluoride in potable drinking water n toothpaste n mouthwash – or the neurotoxic aspartame sugar substitute in soft drinks n candies – or the ubiquitous, mephitic chemtrails blocking out the Sun – or noxious heavy metal mercury in vaccines and amalgam dental fillings.

And these twats are bothered about some sprog having a daydream crayon-chewing moment – gimme a fucking break.

MEPs possessed of whatever passes for a moral conscience in this day n age have blasted the decision, stating the Brussels kleptocrat Corporate stooges should be focussing on much bigger issues – such as building an Israeli style Great Apartheid Wall around Europe then cracking down on, arresting and jailing Muslim rapists refugees - instead of all this political correctness brouhaha viz 'fears over racist / sectarian accusations' - and banning children’s toys.

Markus Ferber, an MEP and member of the CSU, opined to one gutter press hack from the Arsewipe Gazette that "It would be better to tackle the big problems – like all these Islamic refugee types shitting in the public parks and washing their arses in our fountains and sexually molesting hausfraus - rather than restrict children in their creativity."

Brussels' EUSSR ban comes following the release of the afore-mentioned fatally flawed science report whose faulty calculations assume a child eats 100 milligrams of the toy material every day - equal to munching on a medically unacceptable amount of 18 pencils a month.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).