Friday, 30 March 2012

The Skewed News Views (currently in a forced state of stasis)

Hello Readers n Followers of this blog alike.

My husband Tim Rustige Snr was arrested last Friday by a mob-handed gang of Scotland's Finest: Grampian Plod Squad thugs from Aberdeen - on charges of expressing an opinion concerning the content of the last post on our eldest son's (also named Tim) Prisoners of Conscience International / Skewed News Views weblog which apparently has upset the subject involved - Lord Advocate Elish Angiolini.

Tim Snr has been falsely charged with a variety of offences stemming from the Prisoners of Conscience campaign to expose the Hollie Grieg / Robert Green imprisonment paedophilia ring scandals and kick start an investigation of those involved and as our home office BT Broadband internet phone line is registered in his name and has hence been blamed and accused of cyber-stalking Elish Angiolini and is currently released on bail.

So it looks like another Robert Green style show trial is afoot - the last one is rumoured to have cost well in excess of £500,000 - and another Prisoner of Conscience going to jail to silence their dissent with the order of things expedited by this shambles we are coerced to accept as a freely-elected government.

Regards to all,

Mrs Rustige Snr via Ally

Friday, 23 March 2012

Facebook Backs Paedophile Protectors

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Most of the global cyberspace / alternative ‘real’ news community are well aware of the Hollie Grieg sexual abuse and serial rape scandal involving elitist establishment figures and local worthies governing the affairs of Scotland’s Masonic-dominated crime and kiddie fiddling capital of Aberdeen – and too the efforts of Hollie’s lay legal representative and anti-abuse campaigner Robert Green - arrested and subsequently jailed for campaigning on her behalf to expose the paedophile ring and seek the justice Hollie has been so far denied since the case was laid before the not-fit-for-purpose corrupt Grampian Plod Squad twelve long and agonising years ago.

One thread that is woven into the entire insidious fabric of the cover-ups of these numerous instances of the rape of special needs and disabled children – and too that of the death of Hollie’s Uncle Roy, murdered to prevent him exposing her sexual abusers – is the name of Elish Angiolini, a COPFS figure who from lowly beginnings as a Procurator Fiscal in Aberdeen went on to become Solicitor General and Lord Advocate, until stepping down to work directly as a spin doctor and political ‘fixer’ for First Minister Alex ‘I Beat Bulimia’ Salmond – as a royally-bestowed ‘Dame’.

Rumour holds that Angiolini was responsible for ordering Robert Green’s arrest in Aberdeen in February of 2010 and the ensuing vindictive persecution which has resulted in his imprisonment for a Breach of the Peace charge that took 24 months to bring to trial and is speculated to have cost in the region of £750,000 quid.

Such is the depth of corruption in the legal system north of the border that there actually exists a political party named Scotland Against Crooked Lawyers.
To wit, the word on the streets is of the opinion that if any of COPFS or SLAB’s or the private law offices legal beagles dropped dead then with them being so bent and crooked there would no need to dig a grave as the undertaker could simply wind them into the cemetery turf like a corkscrew.

Currently Angiolini is under investigation by bonny Scotland’s CID for, amongst other alleged offences, the misappropriation of public funds, used to silence any exposure of Hollie’s officialdom-ranking child molesters – which carries the Crime Reference number of CS-20120125-0112.

Angiolini, a ginger-mingin pathological liar and the type of person who gives pariahs a bad name, comes across as the epitome of evil to read the litany of her alleged delinquent sins, crimes and cover-ups listed in various online publications – which have deservedly earned her the iniquitous sobriquet of Scotland’s High Priestess of Graft & Corruption.

Fired with her own sense of importance and invulnerability to criminal charges – topped off with lashings of brazen hubris – Angiolini, via the old boy payoffs system accorded to all compliant Masonic stooges, has been bestowed not only with a knighthood by QE2 but also the position of Principal of St Hugh’s College, Oxford.

Incensed by this announcement, our Prisoners of Conscience group have inspired elements of the St Hugh’s College student body and faculty to organise protests against the appointment of a sociopathic harridan cloaked with a scandalous character and under police investigation for her alleged criminal activities - thus formed a Facebook group with the banner title of BAN ANGIOLINI FOR ST HUGH’S COLLEGE.

This Facebook page was founded on the 11th March and within a few days had attracted 160 members / supporters to their cause – including two Westminster MPs and one MEP – and was further expanding their numbers at a geometric rate when complaints from the dodgy Dame herself - and / or agents acting for St Hugh’s incumbent principal Andrew Dilnot - to the ubiquitous Zuckerberg empire’s brainchild social engineering snoop network thus instigated the shutdown of the group without prior warning or censure on the 21st March and blocked the group’s administrators from Facebook access with ‘accounts disabled’.

So much for protest and democracy as far as Zuckerberg & Co are concerned. As the X-Files canon goes: The Truth is our there (but they don’t want it advertised.

Conversely, while they might have eradicated the Facebook meeting place there’s sweet fuck all they can do to neutralise or eliminate the Twitter / text / e-mail network and common ground rapport that was established amongst the St Hugh’s and Oxford Union students over the ten days the group was active – and they will keep the ball rolling and the sword of Damocles threat of a Citizen’s Arrest hanging over Angiolini’s pointy head if she shows up on the St Hugh’s campus come September.

This was the BAN ANGIOLINI FOR ST HUGH’S COLLEGE Facebook groups’ Mission Statement.

BAN ELISH ANGIOLINI FROM ASSUMING THE POST OF PRINCIPAL AT ST HUGH’S COLLEGE, OXFORD IN SEPTEMBER 2012.

WE DO NOT WANT THIS WOMAN ON OUR CAMPUS – OR SULLYING THE ATMOSPHERE AROUND THE ICONIC SPIRES OF OUR GLORIOUS CITY WITH HER NOTORIOUS AND DISGUSTING CRIMINAL PRESENCE.

TO HAVE ANGIOLINI’S ROYAL ‘DAME’ AWARD REVOKED VIA THE CABINET OFFICE’S ‘HONOURS’ COMMITTEE’S RECOMMENDATION TO THE QUEEN.

DEMAND RESULTS OF THE CURRENT CID INVESTIGATION (Crime Reference number of CS-20120125-0112) INTO ANGIOLINI’S MISUSE OF PUBLIC FUNDS TO SUPPRESS AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE HOLLIE GRIEG RAPE CASE AND EXPEDITE THE ARREST AND VINDICTIVE PROSECUTION OF ROBERT GREEN.

CONTINUE TO PETITION OFFICIALDOM TO FREE ROBERT GREEN FOR A MISCARRAGE OF JUSTICE.

SEEK JUSTICE FOR HOLLIE GRIEG AND THE SCORE OF OTHER SEXUALLY ABUSED CHILDREN VIA A LONG-OVERDUE INVESTIGATION, ARREST AND PROSECUTION – AND TOO IMPRISONMENT - OF HER FERRYHILL, BRIDGE OF DON, MILLTIMBER AND BIELDESIDE MASONIC MAFIA MOLESTERS, RAPISTS AND SODOMITES – (FULL LIST OF NAMES AND POSTAL ADDRESSES AVAILABLE ON REQUEST) - AND ENSURE THEIR NAMES ARE ENTERED INTO THE SEX OFFENDERS REGISTER AND CAN NEVER AGAIN GO NEAR A SINGLE CHILD.

TO SEEK A TRUE AND INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION INTO THE DEATH OF HOLLIE’S UNCLE ROY – MURDERED TO PREVENT HIM EXPOSING THE ABERDEEN MASONIC BROTHERHOOD’S PAEDOPHILIA CABAL.

Thought for the day: As one wit has posed the question viz St Hugh’s College Principal Andrew Dilnot CBE – if this particular CBE stands for Censorship Before Education? andrew.dilnot@st-hughs.ox.ac.uk

To wit, if Angiolini does take up the chair of principal in September then the once-good name of St Hugh's College, Oxford will become, alike Aberdeen and the Catholic Church of Rome, synonymous with the sick perversion of kiddie fiddling.

Regardless, fuck the Freemasons and let Scotland have their independence forthwith – if not sooner – and be shut of their scumbag politicians like Gordon Incapability Brown and those of similar corrupt, criminal ilk.

The Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

EUSSR’s Ashton Upsets Kikester Lobby

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The European Union’s High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy, Baroness Ashton, has been slammed with fiery invectives for daring to compare the killing of three children and a rabid rabbi in a shooting attack in France to the fucked up socio-political terrorist tyranny that oppresses the everyday lives of the marginalised Palestinian population in the besieged coastal enclave of Gaza.

During the recent ‘Palestine refugees in the changing Middle East’ conference in Brussels, the Bolshie Baroness described the murders in Toulouse as a ‘terrible tragedy’, but then, perhaps prompted by a jab of moral conscience, added: “Oh well, never mind - when we see what is happening in Gaza and the occupied West Bank we are forced to look inward and remember young people and children are being crippled and maimed and losing their lives on a daily basis due the criminal racist actions of the belligerent Israeli military – so perhaps this is Karma at work here – with an eye for an eye.”

Conversely a cabal of prominent Zionists and Israeli leaders couldn’t agree less as the gospel according to God’s Chosen People (along with the kikester’s unique brand of skewed rhetoric and self-serving logic) the sufferings of the Jews exceeds all other suffering - and most definitely that of the goyim Palestinian’s.

The British chairman of the ‘World Union of Whingeing Victims’ and career Holohoax propagandist, Shylock Scumberg, opined to one press hack from the Ethnic Cleansing Gazette that “Even when read in context, Ashton’s words are unacceptable – in fact they’re outrageous and revolting to compare the sufferings of these Palestinian Muslim cattle with that of the Children of the Covenant - and she should do the decent thing and fall on her own sword – or do a Rachel Corrie and lie down in front of Genocide Construction’s bulldozers.”

Alas Mr Scumberg failed to explain why it was outrageous and revolting to equate Jewish suffering with Palestinian one – so the press were left scratching their heads.

Next up in the condemnation queue was Chaneph O’chel Batachat, director of public affairs for the ZioNazi Federation who stated for the public record - while failing provide any reasoning - that “Baroness Ashton’s remarks are wholly inappropriate. There is no equivalence between the cold and callous murders of children in Gaza by the IDF’s Half-Cock Brigade and that of Rabbi Ja’akoff Weaselheim and the three children in Toulouse. This is a major crime by another Islamic terrorist and we know the Iranians are behind it.”

Career hater and Edomite mafia frontman Avigdor Lieberman, speaking outside his Foreign Affairs office on Jerusalem’s Chutzpah Boulevard to a reporter from the Schadenfreude Review, claimed Ashton’s remarks were crass and she had to accept the simple fact that Jewish suffering is the ultimate form of human grief.

The notorious war criminal and nutty Knesset opposition leader Tipzy Livid joined with the pro-Jabotinskyist Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo to heap a double helping of their customary captious disapproval on the Baroness’s critical political remarks, with Livid declaring “This woman infuriates me as she fails to make the appropriate moral distinction between a Muslim murdering Jews in France and Jews murdering Palestinian terrorists in Israel.”

Thought for the day: To eradicate any form of criticism and reproach for their war crimes and human rights abuses the Israelis have stooped as low as they can get and hijacked the term ‘Semite’ as their very own to wield as a formidable psychological weapon for branding any fucker and their dog who would so censure their actions as anti-Semites - and wherever possible Holohoax deniers to boot – which their insidious Zionist lobbyists have ensured are classified as actual criminal offences.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Thursday, 22 March 2012

FS Hague Boos Iran’s Tit-for-Tat

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The UK’s pro-Zionist Foreign Secretary, Willy Vague did an impersonation of a Tasmanian Tantrum Devil and went into ‘one-man riot’ mode yesterday over the Tehran hierarchy blocking a Foreign Office website as payback for the Libservative Coalition government blocking their Press TV media channel.

A visibly-piqued Vague informed amused media hacks that the ‘Western Propaganda for Iran’ website was launched on the 14th March to ‘reach out’ to its citizens but access to the site was jammed a couple of days later.

In a statement to the Hypocrisy Gazette, Vague - a career Friends of Israel apologist - claimed the website had been established to explain how the Western political system worked and why Muslims could also enjoy our democratic freedoms instead of hating them – if only they kicked out their anti-Western hard line Islamic government and elected a Zionist-friendly one in its place.

"Look, we don’t really have a quarrel with the Iranian people and only want to get this silly President Ahmadashell overthrown – and these mad Mullahs too – and Shah Reza Palaver’s son invited back to be their monarch.”

“These are some very vindictive people in charge over there. We only mentioned that we might slap an embargo on buying any more oil off them from July and the next thing - without any ‘by your leave or thank you’ – they go and spit the dummy then cancel our contract and cut our oil supply off.”

“Okay, so we imposed a few sanctions on Iran to stop them from developing nuclear weapons and undermining Israel’s military hegemony in the Middle East – and they start spouting off about Zionist plots and the Mossad assassinating their nuclear scientists.”
“Well, we all know the Israelis don’t do things like that, so it all comes down to the bonkers Tehran regime being comprised of a bunch of oicks who are simply jealous of Israel being the showpiece of Mid-East democracy and fair play.”

“So don’t believe any of these lies about them stealing the Palestinian’s lands either – as they never had any in the first place. That’s why it’s called the Promised Land – as God promised it to his Chosen People – Mr Rothshite and his Zionist clique – and not silly Mr Fatty Abbas in the occupied West Bank - nor that nasty Mr Hamas and his Gaza Gangsters either.”

“But if these Islamic fundamentalist types refuse to see sense and understand the concept of Manifest Destiny and the principles of our New World Order - plus their inherent part of it as our neo-colonial subjects – then it serves them right if Israel pull a pre-emptive military first strike and they deserve to get bombed and invaded.”

“Well, what do they expect, I ask you? The Ayatollahs kicked out our muppet Shah and cancelled their membership of Baron Rothshite’s central banking system and decided to go it alone – hence got crossed off the US Christmas card list for labelling them the Great Satan.”

“Personally, to my mind, their entire culture presents a ‘mule-stubborn’ stumbling block when they pursue these demanding religious practices. Really, having to kneel down five times a day and bang your forehead on the floor when they could quite easily join the Church of England – or even the bloody Methodists - and attend to their religious devotions on a Sunday morning while all the shops are shut and there’s nothing else to do.”

Thought for the day: Iran stands alone as an Islamic Republic of principle while the Persian Gulf’s neighbouring Arab states have corrupted their heritage and cultures by pursuing the pro-Western ideologies (apart from the practice of Democracy) of materialistic possession and Crapitalism.

The gospel according to a recent remote psychiatric evaluation study of world leaders - specifically those of the Zionist-dominated US of A, the UK, several European nations and the pariah, terrorist state of Israel - claims all are either clinically insane and suffering from megalomania – or outright demonic possession.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Indian Call Centres Speak with Forked Tongue

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to a banner headline report in the red top gutter press Daily Shitraker tabloid, dodgy Indian call centres are flogging off the credit card details and medical records of Broken Britain’s citizens for just 2 pence per shot – a figure on par with their hourly pay rate.

Data belonging to 500,000 hapless Brit’s - all customers of major High Street banks - has been put up for grabs via online websites to marketing firms and any number of budding criminal types.

Burgeoning files of confidential personal data belonging to hundreds of thousands of UK citizens, which includes credit card information, along with medical and financial records, are being flogged off to enterprising, risk-averse criminals who prefer the insular safety of a remote pc internet connection when committing their felonious trade rather than holding up banks and 7/11 Stop n Rob’s with firearms.

Two likely Dacoit-types from New Delhi, claiming to be IT workers at one of the city’s major call centres, met undercover reporters from the Scandalmongers Gazette and boasted of having 45 different sets of personal information on an excess of 500,000 Brits – which they offered to sell for two pence per item – totalling a nice handy sum of £10,000 quid for the lot.

The personal information which relates to customers at major financial institutions, including the usurious Royal Bank of Scumland, HSBC and NatWest, is a virtual ready-dug goldmine by which fraudsters could siphon off thousands of pounds from already-overdrawn bank and credit card accounts within nano-seconds.

Mr Wormhole Jaffacake, who claims to be an IT consultant with Honest Achmed’s Call Centre and Steam Laundry in Delhi, met the undercover Scandalmongers Gazette press hacks in a hotel room carrying a laptop chocker full of client’s personal data.
Jaffacake and his accomplice, a certain Jamjar Chuckabutty, confided to the sting reporters that all the data was less than 12 hours old and contained full debit and credit card details to enable canny operators to get into the owner’s accounts and bleed their ISA’s drier than a camel’s crotch before the cyber alarm bells started ringing.

According to the original Daily Shitraker report, other information being hawked by unscrupulous workers attempting to boost their pathetic salaries and non-existent performance bonuses so they can afford a dream vacation at Butlins Holiday Camp in Bombay, includes sensitive, perhaps blackmail-worthy, details of mortgages, loans, insurance, child porno websites frequented, mobile phone contracts, Sky Television subscriptions, and online sex toy purchases.

Call centres are a £3.2 zillion nicker industry in the sub-continent, with 75% of the Indian population employed by them for a pittance in salary just to get the chance to practice their muddled English and find out which soccer team their respective caller supports.

Scores of unpatriotic British companies, motivated by profit alone and unconcerned about the UK’s chaotic unemployment situation, have outsourced services to Indian call centres - with public backlash over the use of foreign workers prompting many to withdraw.

The Spanish bank Santander, which gobbled up the failed mortgage giant Abbey National in a fire sale, pulled the rug on Indian call centres, claiming it was impossible to do business there when white collar crime was an acceptable part of the Third World shithole’s established culture.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Syria / Russkies Thwart US ZioNazi Plot

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A report in the Tuesday edition of the Warmongers Gazette claims several Russian military units have arrived in Syria - a development that one United Nations Security Council whistleblower confided would have very serious repercussions emanating from the Rothshite crime syndicate’s HQ in the City of London to Washington and Tel Aviv.

Russia, along with the Lebanon-based Hezbollah and Iran, is one of President ‘Basher’ Assad's strongest long-time allies despite contrived and hypocritical international condemnation of the government's purported violent crackdown on the rebel uprising, and has repeatedly blocked the United Nations Security Council's attempts to launch yet another ‘humanitarian intervention’ scam, accusing the US Great Satan and its crypto-kikester stooges of embarking on their next neo-colonial step to forward the agenda of the Rothshite’s Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – with the batshit psycho leadership of the pariah state of Israel chomping at the bit and ready to gobble up Lebanon and move into Syria – opening a direct land route to the western Iranian border – now sandwiched between the Western-occupied states of Iraq and Afghanistan.

Conversely, and much to the ire of the US and European belligerent military machines, vessels of the Russian Black Sea fleet have arrived in Syria’s Mediterranean port of Tartus with several contingents of Russian troops – including a battle-hardened Russian Marine anti-terror unit - plus elements of the Spetznaz special forces 21st Body Bag Brigade.

President Assad’s government has insisted it is fighting a terrorist insurgency against mercenaries infiltrated from Iraq, Turkey Israel and Libya – whose sole purpose is to cause mayhem and turn order into chaos and thus create a Libya type scenario that calls for a UN-mandated ‘humanitarian intervention’ by NATO that managed to kill, maim, cripple or wound every fucker old enough to bleed during the ‘Let’s get Gaddafi’ fiasco.

An expert at applying the concept of 20/20 hindsight when stating the bloody obvious, Ms Fellattia Gammerotti, a professor of Global Affairs attached to the Pentagon, opined to the Belligerents Review that “I think we can safely assume that the presence of Russian troops in Syria might well be a pretty obvious show of support for the Assad regime.”

“The Kremlin has fostered a very cosy relationship with Basher Assad’s father, Biffo, and now maintain such with the son’s regime, to which it sells multi-zillions of dollars worth of weapons – and in return Russia maintains a Mediterranean base for its navy at the port of Tartus – which really pisses the Israelis and successive White House administrations off no end.”

Meanwhile Russia's Defence Minister Anatoly Suckoff gave the nod to reports that Russian special forces, along with military and technical advisors, were operating inside Syria – just as NATO troops had done in Libya.
“We are not here to take sides – like the arrogant West did in Libya. Our troops are deployed to put a stop to the fighting and terrorist attacks by these mercenaries the Zionists have infiltrated.”

Thought for the day: So what – instead of NATO’s homicidal ‘humanitarian intervention’ psychos they’ve got Russia’s Spetznaz equivalent.

Regardless, fuck the ZioNazis and their New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tuesday, 20 March 2012

UK’s Spy n Snitch Society Goes Overboard

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The mind-blowing extent of Broken Britain’s panopticon surveillance society - boosted to a draconic high octane level under Tony Bliar’s New Labour misadministration, with local authority scumbags mooching into every facet of the common herd’s lives - was laid bare for public scrutiny earlier this week with the exposure of a highly confidential Ministry for Communities & Local Government report leaked to the Totalitarians Gazette by whistle-blowing moles.

The 6,000 page Word document file, marked Top Secret, revealed that in excess of three million snooping operations have been carried out by council jobsworths since the good ole US of A was hit with the 9/11 New Pearl Harbour false flag terrorist attacks by the Israelis a decade ago - to provide a raison de etre for kick starting World War Three and re-colonising the Middle East and Africa via the black propaganda demonisation of Islam and its Muslim adherents, branding them a bunch of fanatical Jolly Jihad psychopaths who abhor Western democratic freedoms and our despicable infidel cultural practices of shaving and watching Strictly Come Dancing while scoffing bacon butties - and ogling topless barmaids while swigging pints of Old Headbanger Special Brew or Bitch Thumper lager.

Since the publication of the report, the civil rights and privacy advocate campaign group ‘No to Nosy Twats!’ is demanding the controversial Kafkaesque anti-terror laws – euphemistically titled the ‘Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act’ – under which all snitch and grasser intrusive surveillance and spy operations by state snoopers are authorised – be scrapped in entirety.

Local Government Secretary Eric ‘I Beat Bulimia’ Prickles responded to the report’s leaking with a disingenuous, palliative statement that the all new ‘Protection of Freedoms Bill’ will reform the maligned RIPA – forcing officious council jobsworths to obtain a signed authorisation from three magistrates and a bishop before they can embark on further spying missions.
Conversely the ‘No to Nosy Twats’ group claim the proffered safeguards are insufficient and RIPA should be shit-canned – hook, line and sinker.

Baz’ ‘Pitbull’ McSkanger, the group’s feisty spokesman, a former licensed cormorant strangler, told one press hack from the Big Brother Watch Review that “This RIPA thingy woz supposed ter be aimed at catchin’ Paki Muslim terrorists an’ wot-have-yer – but these moronic tossers runnin’ the local councils is usin’ it ter have their high-viz knobhead snitches spy on any poor fucker an’ their dog wot’s put some crap in the wrong wheelie bin – or a family who’s kids aren’t in their school catchment area. It’s bureaucracy gone bonkers.”

“Then yer got old Eric ‘Six Chins’ Prickles tellin’ us that his new Community Safety Accreditation Scheme’s all fer our own good – getting’ spied on , that is - an’ if yer got nowt ter hide them there’s no effin’ problem. Wot a crock of shit that is. I mean ter say, the word ‘intrusive’ doesn’t even enter inter the fuckin’ equation, now does it.”

“An’ wot about these shot-up traffic warden dildos wiv their Community Enforcement Officer sweaters an’ shiny little badges wiv a hidden CCTV camera – all done up like some Nazi Gestapo or Soviet Stasi creeps wot’s on secondment from the Renta-Twat security agency.”
“This ‘third tier’ law enforcement’s just policin’ on the cheap – havin' some gang of officious pillocks sneakin’ around the effin’ neighbourhood ter catch some hapless twat fer ‘wheelie bin crime’ an’ slap ‘em wiv an on-the-spot fine of £90 quid – then brand ‘em as suffering from Oppositional Defiance Disorder cos they had the guts ter tell ‘em ter fuck off. Really, have yer ever heard anythin’ so effin’ barmy in yer life?”

“We’ve now got 2,500 of these uniform fetishist gits up an’ down the country – the likes of car park attendants an’ dog poo wardens – not exactly the intelligencia of our society - commissioned wiv intrusive powers wot’s workin’ fer town halls an’ private security firms wot can hand out fines, take photographs of offenders an’ demand their names and addresses – an’ none of ‘em’s accountable like the Plods are.”

“Georgie Orwell’s 1984 woz written in 1949 – wot woz 62 years ago an’ now we’ve got a real Big Brother panopticon surveillance society wiv all this CCTV coverage. Makes yer think – is Britain really broken – or is this the way it woz designed ter be?”

Thought for the day: While Orwell’s 1984 provides both alarming and prophetic insights to what a Dystopian state might manifest as, perhaps it is time, and again prudent, to remind PM Posh Dave Scameron and his Libservative Coalition that the revelatory text was a ‘warning’ aimed at the common people – and definitely not a blueprint and instruction manual – Totalitarianism for Dummies - for governments to impose on their own voting public.

Regardless, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Monday, 19 March 2012

Job Vacancy: Archbishop of Canterbury

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The incumbent Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams, has now confirmed Twitter rumours he intends to quit the Church’s top dog post in December.
Williams, 96, who was appointed the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury in 2002 to head the 85 million-strong Church of England, informed one press hack from the Apostates Gazette that “Stepping down has not been an easy decision, but all this genuflection and worship’s playing Hell with my old knees, regardless of some whispering ‘hassocks’ in my ear as a solution to the problem.”

“I’ve been doing quite a lot of ‘grey skies thinking’ as of late and decided I need a 180 degree sea change in my life – especially after having young Prince Harry Hewitt turning up here at weekend following his recent taxpayer-funded jaunt around the Caribbean and Brazil and confiding he was fed up with being part of the Royal Family and getting called a ginger-mingin cuckoo - and wanted to get a job stacking shelves in one of the Pestco or Pukesburys Greedy Grocer supermarket chains – and find love.”

“So I told him straight – don’t waste your life boy, nor piss around like your daft father – go out and grab a nice piece of arse and stay with it – not have the first one murdered like he and your grand-dad Philip did to your Mum, so he could marry that chain-smoking troll Gorgonzilla.”

“Basically, I like to sit back in the pews in an afternoon and visualise what I’d have done if not taking up the cloth. I could have gone off and joined Kony’s Army and been a general by the time I was 12 years old and had a jolly old time. Or become a Formula One driver – what a rush – or a professional gigolo catering to dirty old grandmas around the Riviera and really ‘sexercised’ my stunted libido.”

“Yet instead I accepted this sodding job and came into it full of vision, hope and excitement. Yet under my leadership, the Church of England and Anglican Communion have come close to splitting over the schism caused by the ordination of gay clergy and women bishops – and the EUSSR’s no smoking ban in pubs.”

“Thus as of late I’ve been reflecting on the growing divisions within the Church and as it seems apparent that some of these conflicts will never go away however long you struggle with them. So I’ve decided that I too belong in the ranks of the 99% and not this bunch of 1% elitist pondscum that lord it over humanity, much to the common detriment.”

“Recently I’ve been finding myself in conflict with God and all He’s suppose to stand for and does sod all about – hence have come to the conclusion He’s either a capricious, and vicious old cunt – or simply doesn’t exist. Yet another figment of our superstitious imaginations like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy – and fair play by our government.”

“So there I was, waking up each morning and looking into the bathroom mirror, then vomiting – not so much over the halitosis or due the fact I’m badly in need of a haircut and shave - but at the raw loathing I feel with the state of the world and what the land-grabbing Zionists and the Great Satan are doing around the globe – and the rotten Edomite mafia running Israel are doing to the poor old Palestinians – and what they’re dragging Broken Britain in to do with Iran – yet another illegal war justified by some propaganda rich false flag attack. I kid you not, under this veneer of civilisation and democracy lurks a Satanic beast of Biblical proportions.”

“The entire fabric of society has gone tits up - and the Church is confronted with this ‘same sex’ marriage controversy – more a chaotic brouhaha in my opinion. Just read what the Good Book says about men shagging other men – abominations – pure and simple. And we all know what God did to Sodom and Gomorrah – nuked the pair of them to ashes with His Divine Fire.”
“Really two blokes want to walk down the aisle together? Not in my church, thank you. Adam and Steve – nor Madam and Eve, indeed – and we’re left to wonder which one’s the Bride. Really, doesn’t anyone enjoy a bit of juicy pussy anymore – apart from the lesbians, of course?”

“It’s all graft and corruption permeating and infesting each and every nook and cranny of our society and officialdom - then we’ve got the sodding papist scum in the Vatican, supposedly catering to the spiritual needs of the community yet are riddled with a priesthood comprised of fudging sodomites and paedo kiddie fiddlers who simply can’t keep their perverted, lecherous paws off the altar boys and the choir’s pubescent sopranos.”

Thought for the day: So, as Rowan Williams goes off into the wild blue yonder to re-invent himself, why not shoot off down to your local Jobcentre Plus – that human resource commodity scrapheap – and grab an application form today.
This is an equal opportunities position open to anyone who believes in gay marriage, the rights of women bishops and has his own copy of the Bible – and can recite the Lord’s Prayer. A basic knowledge of exorcisms would be advantageous. Unlike Roman Catholic priesthood vacancies, this position is advertised as Latin-free.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday, 18 March 2012

Cometh the Renta-Plod Squad

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Under guidelines drawn up by Whitehall’s Department for Advanced Guessology working in conjunction with the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next, private security firms are to be tasked with the investigation of crimes and fielding ‘Plods-on-the-Hoof’ to patrol troublespot neighbourhoods in England and Wales.

The East Smegmadale and Kuntsborough forces - two of England's largest - have invited bids for contracts from security companies on behalf of all of Broken Britain’s forces south of Hadrian’s Wall, to replace the thousands of plods facing mandatory redundancy and the human resources Jobcentre scrapheap under the Libservative Coalition’s draconic austerity measures – a questionable 'false economy' move to pay favoured private security corporations more to provide policing services that the government claims it can’t afford in the first place.

After being targeted with a deserved barrage of criticism from civil rights activists and cries of ‘Foul!’ by the Plod Squad Union, the Home Office stressed private firms would not have total police powers whereby they’d be able to beat news vendors to death with impunity during future G20 demonstrations, nor murder innocent Brazilian electricians for looking slightly ‘Muslim’ – nor go out mob-handed to ambush and snuff alleged Tottenham bad boys like Mark Duggan – nor auction off tasty scandalous titbits to Rupert Mudrock’s News Group’s gutter press tabloids.

The plans to involve the private sector in front line policing emerge at a time of 20% cuts to police budgets with the Morons-R-Us and Thug-Hire security agencies invited to submit tender bids to deliver a number of services currently undertaken by the police. These will include responding to and investigating major crime incidents; water boarding suspects to obtain confessions - and patrolling yob-ruled Scally Alley asbo-infested neighbourhoods.

The contract has a potential value of £1.5 billion quid per annum but could easily rise to £3.5 billion if the government of the day decide to scrap the UK’s Plod Squads in entirety and make a total bollocks of the nation’s law and order situation as per they did when they privatised British Rail and turned it over to the incompetent, profit (and subsidy) motivated likes of Ripoff Rail, First Crapita, Rattle Track, Sardine Mainline and Notwork Trains.

Conversely Unison's Baz McSkanger informed a press hack from the Fascist Gazette that "Bringin’ the private sector inter policin’ is a dangerous experiment wiv local safety and taxpayers' cash. We’re urgin’ police authorities not ter fall inter the trap of thinkin’ the private sector’s gonna be the answer ter the useless coalition's budget cuts."

"Privatisation means that the Renta-Plod Squad will be unaccountable ter the public. Hence people will no longer be able ter go ter the Independent Police Coverups Commission if they’ve got a problem wiv wrongful arrest but have ter take it up wiv the Office of Fair Trading or the BBC’s Watchdog consumer protection programme."

“Wot we got here is the latest an’ greatest in ‘profit-motivated’ policing – wiv performance bonuses getting’ dished out fer the most arrests an’ prosecutions an’ a Plod of the Month award.”
“Why don’t they just use Scamerons Big Society volunteer force and Deputy PM Mick Clogg’s ‘Jobs 4 Yobs’ programme? If yer want ter be on the team then get an NVQ 1 in Criminology from the local Asbo Central Academy, master the art of saying “Ello,ello, ello – wot ave we ere then, eh?” and you’ll be away.”

“Then again that’s gonna attract the usual brand of officious uniform fetishists an’ psycho bullies bent on intimidatin’ small children an’ old ladies on Zimmer frames. The type of scumbags wot’s addicted ter power trip frenzies an’ used ter dominate their hamster when they woz a kid.”

The jackboot’s first steps on the path to fascism are always tip-toe soft.

Thought for the day: Be it this vaunted yet hypocritical doctrine of Democracy, or the all-consuming Communism system, or the totalitarian political censorship of Fascism at its worse – whatever mask they wear each is a dictatorship set against the interests of the proletariat - and their tools of enforcement are the red-tape bureaucracy, the plod squads and ultimately, the nation’s military.

While Orwell’s 1984 provides both alarming and prophetic insights to what a Dystopian state might manifest as, perhaps it is time, and again prudent, to remind our vainglorious PM Posh Dave Scameron and his Libservative Coalition that the revelatory text was a ‘warning’ aimed at the common people – and definitely not a blueprint and instruction manual – Totalitarianism for Dummies - for governments to impose on their own voting public.

Oh, and by the way, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Saturday, 17 March 2012

Posh Dave Touts US / UK Special Relationship

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Currently off on a bit of a taxpayer-funded jaunt to the Great Satan, Posh Dave Scameron has joined with Barky O’Barmy in publicly promoting - before an assembly of vomiting press hacks - the unique and essential relationship that exists between the US and UK – claiming "NATO and the West’s armaments industry counts on our alliance to keep them in business.”

During his three-day trip Scameron will discuss what they call the next phase of the transition in Afghanistan – to continue the current strategy of letting US troops burn stacks of Korans then set them loose to get shit-faced drunk and kill anyone old enough to bleed – or handing the same job over to the incompetent Afghans themselves.

Concerns over how to improve the quality and sustenance of the current threadbare propaganda being generated to justify NATO intervention in Syria will also be high on the agenda – along with the type of false flag attack on Western interests required to justify Israel launching a pre-emptive first strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities – and subsequently kick-starting World War Three.

In their joint press conference the two morons stated that the alliance between the UK and US was "a partnership of the heart, bound by the history, traditions and values we share – the imperialist ethic and neo-colonial conquests of Third World shitholes and the control of their natural resources to ensure Western commercial and military hegemony well into the next century.”

Scameron rationalised for a somewhat confused media audience "Since the first contrived Gulf War against Iraq, our troops have demonstrated what can be achieved when British and Americans work together – overthrowing pisspot dictators with big ideas of going it on their own – or siding up to the bloody Russians or Chinese – and installing our ‘chosen ones’ – a set of fascist regimes that have a Rothshite-administered central banking system and a well-established IMF-funded Debtocracy programme – plus play the willing host to our military bases.”
“This remains an essential relationship - to our nations and the world – saving the bloody darkies from themselves and making sure they don’t fuck things up for the rest of us.”

Scameron’s visit comes at a tense time for Afghanistan after a gang of pissed-up GI psychopaths from the 18th Body Bag Regiment went AWOL last week and shot dead 16 Afghan civilians for a bit of a laugh – then burned the bodies and blamed the entire homicidal incident on their hapless Staff Sergeant, Bobby Bales.

However, avoiding any and all mention or reference to that major fubar, the Kenyan cuckoo announced they were proud of the progress that NATO troops from the 25th Agriculture Brigade had made in Afghanistan with getting the Taliban-decimated opium fields back up to 100% crop harvest level in only ten years, giving a boost to the global heroin markets and Western intelligence’s black op’s slush funds.

They also used the opportunity to blame the horrific violence visited on innocent civilians by the foreign-funded rebel mercenaries on the incumbent Syrian regime and vowed to continue to tighten the noose around President Assad and his cohorts as long as Syrian Danny’s nightly lies on CNN remained credible – and promised to push for UN-sanctioned military action by the US Africom force to take control of Central Africa as soon as the CIA had recruited a suitable Ugandan ‘Danny’ stooge to spread the gospel of Kony Baloney and the prospect of another child army being loosed on an unsuspecting world.

Conversely, Baz ‘Pitbull’ McSkanger, the war correspondent for the International Daily Shitraker, holding court at the Belligerent’s Bar in Washington’s Skylark Hotel, opined that “Really, Cabbage Patch Dave’s more full of shit than a Christmas goose. The last time this phenomenon manifested its ugly head, with Tony Bliar flying over here to have an up-close n confidential male bonding session (cuddle) with the moronic Dubya Bush, the UK was involved in the illegal invasion of Iraq a couple of weeks later on the strength of a dodgy weapons of mass distraction dossier conjured up by Alastair ‘The Cunt’ Campbell and rogue elements of MI6.”

“So, what’s next we might ask? A humanitarian intervention / no-fly zone operation in Syria to get shut of the Russian-friendly / anti-Zionist Assad regime – and a criminal pre-emptive first strike military attack on Iran?”

“I mean, what a crock of sycophantic shite – praising Mr Hope n Change’s non-existent ‘strength, moral authority and wisdom’ – a bloke who copped a Nobel Peace Prize for committing the Great Satan to a high-in-oath, mud-splattered, full gallop course of continued belligerence and military aggression against an assortment of hapless Third World dumps that have a stack of untapped natural resources they want to steal at fire sale prices.”

“Really, this mongrel twat O’Barmy’s no right even being in the White House in the first place - he’s not a Yank by birth – in fact nobody seems to know what the fuck he is – Kenyan – Indonesian – or the bastard son of Malcolm X Factor.”
“Hence one is prompted to inquire how did Barky get Scameron to start singing his praises? Orders from his Rothshite crime syndicate bosses – or seduced with a visit to Barky’s favourite gay bathhouse – followed by a couple of snorts of Columbian snow and a Larry Sinclair style blowjob in the back of a limo with ‘dem’ big brown cock-sucking lips?”

Thought for the day: Fuck the ZioNazi-dominated Great Satan - and NATO – and Scameron – and the New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Friday, 16 March 2012

Stop Press: Syrian Danny from Leeds!

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Danny Abdul Dayem, the establishment media’s poster child for ZioNazi Western military intervention in Syria, is touring America begging for a US-led assault on his purported homeland, despite being exposed as faking war propaganda for the purposes of the CNN interview.

Although lying through his teeth that he’s not in the pay of George Soros or CNN or any of the Great Satan’s government intelligence agencies, Syrian Danny claims he’s been flying back and forth between Syria and the UK for months, and came over to the US to lobby the United Nations and Islamic groups to advocate a full scale NATO bombardment to oust President ‘Basher’ Al-Assad’s regime.

Speaking to one press hack from the Charlatan’s Gazette, Danny related in a broad Yorkshire accent “Yeah right, wot we needs is one of them humanitarian intervention operations an’ a no-fly zone ter get rid of Basher Assad – just like wot they did in Libya when NATO went in an’ snuffed that bonkers Gaddafi twat.”

(Yes, right on Danny - got rid of one dictator and ended up with 100 in his place – a heavily-armed Mobocracy in charge and order into chaos – and a decimated infrastructure to boot – which was always part of the game plan).

Danny first appeared on Anderson Cooper’s CNN news programme – now aptly labelled with the sarcastic sobriquet of “The Propaganda 360 Hour″, as the spin employed in their Syria and Iran coverage would make a swirling Dervish dizzy.

It was here that Danny was first caught out in his concocted lies concerning his alleged home country when stating that NATO should bomb the Syrian capital of Beruit – and although Cooper being a seasoned spin doctor was able to direct the flow of the conversation, Danny then went into panic mode and tried to cover his own ass by claiming he hailed from a remote mountain village and had never visited Damascus – yet was adamant he had been in Homs and hid in a wheelie bin as government troops mowed down peaceful protesters with heavy machine gun fire.

The gospel according to Danny maintains” Yeah, there woz this effin’ big tank thingy like wot yer see in war movies an’ I’m peepin’ outa this bin an’ counts the bodies as they’re droppin’ – over 10,000 protesters an’ women an’ kids as well.”

Hence this irrefutable casualty estimate of 10,000 innocents dead from the Assad regime’s crack-down in Homs will be manipulated by the UN Security Council’s new humanitarian bully boy song sheet – along with the ever popular genocide rallying call – and all designed to ram through an international no fly zone over Syria – swiftly followed by the invasion of the armed masses of NATO’s humanitarian intervention brigades.

Conversely, following Danny’s CNN appearance, the Zionist-dominated US propaganda machine finally went overboard in its efforts to demonise President Assad’s Syrian regime for what they term a brutal crackdown on the foreign mercenaries being infiltrated into the country to pose as members of the rebel Syrian Free Army.
Ms Mingeeter Godermiche, spokeswoman for US Secretary of State Hilarious Rodent Clinton, informed a press conference that according to on-the-ground reports coming in from their source in Homs (Danny) that things were pretty bad as everyone in the city was now dead.

And that was when it all went tits up in a Busby Berkeley spectacular fashion – with Danny’s mother, Mrs Fatima Dayem, ringing up the CNN offices from her home in Leeds and apparently grassing her errant son up, revealing “Don’t believe a word the lying little git says – he’s supposed ter be here at home according ter his Asbo an’ community service order wot he got fer tellin’ packs of lies about the Ugandan bloke wot lives down the road an’ causin’ an’ effin’ riot sayin’ he woz recruitin’ school kids fer Kony's Army. His effin’ probation officer’s gonna go ape shit if he doesn’t turn up fer his counsellin’ session next week.”

“The little twat’s never bin ter Syria – the farthest he’s ever bin wiv me and his Dad woz Butlin’s in Scarborough. An’ here’s me wiv this lumbago an’ can’t get out an’ about anymore so I needs him here ter help out an’ do his errands. The coal scuttle needs fillin’ and some firewood choppin’ and the effin’ dog’s not bin out fer a walk since he started this caper of impersonatin’ some Syrian scumbag wiv an attitude problem. Bleedin’ kids – I blame it all on these effin’ X-Box war games wot gets their heads puddled.”

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Thursday, 15 March 2012

US Zionist Stooge Pushes Blockade of Iran Oil

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The chairman of the US Senate Armed Services Committee, Carl ‘Warts n All’ Levin, speaking on Sky NLP’s ever-popular ‘Scaremongers Hour’ programme, has expressed an opinion that he would not be surprised if the mad-dog Israel regime, which regards a nuclear-armed Iran as a threat to its military hegemony in the Middle East, decided on a pre-emptive strike in the coming months.

To avoid such a confrontation ever occurring, Levin has put forward a proposal to impose an international (read US / UK / French / Israeli) naval blockade of Iran’s oil exports - prior to the Israeli psychopaths carrying out a military strike against the nation’s nuclear research facilities and kick starting World War III and Armageddon: a state of affairs that the Tehran government would most certainly deem a casus belli for calamitous and devastating retaliatory action.

In a Friday interview with the Warmongers Gazette the flabby Democratic Senator for Michigan – yet another AIPAC-muppet and Shylock of convenience, claimed that in his unqualified opinion a naval blockade of Iran is an option that needs to be considered in order to escalate pressure against the Islamic Republic – wholly missing the point of possible confrontations when a fleet of super tankers from the Peoples Marxist Utopian Republic of China turned up in the Gulf for their contracted orders of Iranian crude and some moronic US naval dildo tells them to fuck off.

But to give the clot his due, Levin did foresee complications with his strategy as Iran is OPEC's second-largest oil producer and the world's third-biggest petroleum exporter - if alternative crude supplies were not sourced prior to any such naval siege – and thus avert potential price hikes in the global crude market that might well initiate a bloody revolution throughout Western domains when the cost of basic commodities went through the roof and the Capitalist system bore the brunt of the common herd’s ire.

Then, getting totally carried away with his own verbosity, Levin suggested the imposition of a Libya style "no-fly zone" over Iran – obviously clueless to the actual geographic size and terrain of Greater Persia – and too the most embarrassing fact that Iran have the ballistic capability to deal with any intrusion by foreign aggressor aircraft – and demonstrated such quite eloquently by recently shooting down one of the US super stealth RQ-170 Sentinel drones.

Levin, yet another AIPAC frog who dreams of being a toad, voiced optimism that strict sanctions, including the planned oil purchase embargo by the European Union, scheduled to take full effect on the 1st July, might well have forced Iran to comply with US and Israeli demands had the scheme not totally backfired – with Iran pre-empting the EUSSR move by cutting off supplies to those European nations that would dare harm her export trade within days of such an embargo being announced – and then selling off the same on 12-month contracts to eager bidders from East Asia.

Thought for the day: There are those within the US administration and Pentagon who wish Levin would keep his gob shut and not aggravate an already potentially-explosive situation just to please his Rothshite and Zionist masters in London and Tel Aviv.
They, in their calculated appraisal of intelligence reports on Iran not pursuing a nuclear weapons objective, would prefer Israel – and their running dog Levin - to take a step back and apply a spot of 20/20 hindsight (hardly likely) and remember how the FDR administration forced Japan into a pre-emptive attack on the US in 1941 due their blockade of the nation’s industrial-commercial vital lifelines.

Oh, and by the way, fuck the Zionist Freemasons and their New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Cabbage Patch Dave Backs Secret Courts

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Proposals fielded by the Libservative Coalition – a heap of shits for whom no fucker or their dog ever voted - to enact sweeping new Kafkaesque powers allowing the Government to withhold ‘sensitive’ (read ‘embarrassing’ and/or ‘incriminating’) information from open civil court cases and inquests have provoked a storm of protest from several honest members of the legal profession and a legion of Bolshie civil liberties campaigners.

More damning still is the fact that a socio-political moral impact study conducted by special advocates on Saturday afternoon in the saloon bar of Whitehall’s Pikey’s Retreat pub – these being the very people who would be tasked with overseeing such secret hearings - vehemently condemned the establishment of closed / in camera courts by corrupt government and civil service officials scheming to limit the scope of British justice to protect their own arses, due the potential of damage to the public interest.

Conversely, challenged over the issue by Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr on the BBC’s popular ‘Totalitarian Dystopia’ programme on Friday evening, PM Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron, in a pathetic attempt to justify this burgeoning culture of dishonesty that is consuming the coalition, stated for the public record that he personally disagreed.
To this end Scameron fielded the totally flawed reasoning that a closed court system was required to prevent terror suspects making personal injury ‘no win-no fee’ compensation claims against the security services in cases that involved sensitive intelligence material – such as instances of water boarding, anal gang rapes by MI6 thugs, holes drilled through the kneecaps with a Black & Decker – and suffering Abu Ghraib manicures and the fingernails ripped out with pliers.

In the typical evasive fashion of all politicians whose credibility has worn threadbare due an excess of mistruths, he made no attempt to justify the proposal to extend secret hearings to inquests and thus avoid further instances of criticism concerning the suspicious assisted suicides of senior government weapons inspectors then having to rig ‘hearings’ chaired by low-life career whitewash merchants like Lord Hutton of the Coverups.

Scameron further claimed ‘‘We need to have a legal way of reviewing unfounded allegations against our security services in court such as Third World shitholes like Saudi Arabia and Egypt do – and they don’t give a toss about civil liberties concerns.”

Secret courts besides, this is simply yet another draconian move to advance the Big Brother control freak state and justify such actions with the flawed rationalisation that state secrets cannot bear the eye of moral justice upon them – when the actual truth of the issue lies in the fact the singular purpose of this proposal is to avoid constitutional scrutiny and insulate establishment felons (war criminals, career pederasts, shirt-lifting closet cottagers etc) from exposure and prosecution – and too serve to target those the state considers a thorn in their side.

Applying the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight here, Scameron, as usual, exhibits a very disturbing economy concerning matters involving ‘the truth’ when he seeks to pose his faulty rhetoric over actual reality.

Here again we see the crooked twat pedalling a rehashed brand of Tory snake oil with a Libservative Coalition label – all to serve the instructions and agenda of his ZioNazi Rothshite crime syndicate bosses in the City. A scandalous display of stage-managed oriental legerdemain designed to distract the proletariat from the glaring ‘Who Dunnit’ truth.

In-camera courts, along with secret rigged inquiries and inquests- all calculated to prevent the exposure of crimes committed against – and false flag attacks on - their own population – as exhibited so perfectly on 7/7/2005 when Mohammed al Patsy and his three Jolly Jihadi cohorts from Leeds non-existent Shaheed Semtex Brigade were so dumb they missed the train and the pre-set military grade explosive devices detonated by remote radio wave signal ‘underneath’ the carriages of the three tube trains without them aboard with their piss-ant black pepper and peroxide backpack bombs.

Attacks carried out under a blanket of government conspiracy to generate a wave of Islamophobia and direct hatred against the populations of Broken Britain’s Muslim communities – and so justify further military excursions in Afghanistan and Iraq.

The government of the day under Tony Bliar refused to hold an inquiry into the 7/7 attacks claiming such would be counter-productive – for the guilty parties involved – absolutely. Eventually Justice Heather Hallett chaired an inquest several years down the road which decided that MI5 was staffed by a bunch of tossers, thickies and cunts – and that all Muslims were nasty fuckers who hate our democratic freedoms.

An Iraq War / dodgy dossier inquiry was eventually fielded six years after the event kick started and regardless of Gordon Brown not getting his wish of holding it in-camera, the entire fubar was nicely whitewashed by a compliant Sir John Chilcot, the 33rd Degree Master Mason inquiry’s chairman.

So too with Dr David Kelly’s ‘assisted suicide’ – denied an inquest that might have exposed the truth – Bliar and Co staged a pantomime inquiry chaired by career cover-up artist Lord Brian Hutton – a repeat of Lord Dougie Cullen concealing the truth of the Dunblane massacre and Thomas Watt Hamilton’s role as a paedo pimp for the Scottish Rite Freemasonry’s kiddie fiddling perverts infesting the corridors of Holyrood and the COPFS.

Yet another Masonic Brotherhood whitewash assigned to Sir Ronald Waterhouse and his inquiry into sordid tale of Bryn Estyn Children's Home in Wales and the elitist paedophilia scandal involving establishment child molesters – specifically senior Plod Squad officials - that took 3 years and cost £13 million quid to cover up.

Once again and so recently we have the Hollie Greig sexual abuse and serial rape of special needs / disabled children case which centres on Scotland’s crime and kiddie fiddling capital of Aberdeen – with her lay legal representative Robert Green being imprisoned on trumped up Breach of the Peace charges to silence him and close the exposure campaign down – with the hearings held at the remote Stonehaven Court and presided over by corrupted Masonic fraternity Procurator Fiscals and Sheriffs and the accused denied a trial by jury and the presentation of vital defence witnesses and documentary evidence.

Hmmm, why the fuck is it that everywhere you look in these matters of conspiratorial cover-ups the place is infested with Freemasons?

The same corrupt influences are behind these notorious in-camera Family Courts that are so secret it’s even an offence to mention them. Here again we see a perversion of British justice that should be abolished immediately if not sooner - wherein crooked ‘for profit’ motivated social services are dragging what they term unfit mothers / parents into these locked door / public and media excluded courts and having their kids snatched and put into care / up for adoption.

Let’s just forget the false benevolence and vitiated magnanimity ‘adoption’ stats targets and focus on the true objective of these secret courts - linked to an agenda which serves to positively endorse the current culture of state-sponsored child trafficking to feed the insidious perversions of the establishment’s pathetic kiddie fiddlers and the practice of Satanic rituals.

Yep, let’s not forget the fact that the jackboot’s first steps on the path to fascism are always tip-toe soft – and one at a time.

Now this tosspot Zionist stooge Scameron is attempting to go one step further down the fascist path to totalitarian control and secrecy with this pathetic 'Islamic terrorists might sue us for torturing them' excuse.

These sadly denigrated people – the Muslims - don’t really give a flying fuck about our purported ‘democratic freedoms’. What they’re pissed off about – and rightly so too – is having their religion maligned and families blasted all to Hell and back by US and NATO ‘Kill Every Fucker’ Predator drones – and the UK’s pro-Zionist politicians and banksters following the US / Great Satan’s lead in blaming Muslim terrorists for the false flag attacks on 9/11 and too the onus for 7/7 on Mohammed al Patsy & Co to generate a wave of scare-mongering paranoia and hysterical Islamophobia / National Bash a Muslim Week and provide a sort-of valid excuse to invade their sovereign nations and steal the natural resources – like the Afghan opium crops the Taliban had all but eradicated.

The gospel according to Shabby Acrobati, director of the civil liberties group Scum-Watch, claims “The Secret Justice Green Paper is not about criminal trials for terror suspects but contains sweeping proposals to shut out war widows, disaster victims and everyone else and their poor dog from open civil justice wherever Ministers define the “public interest” as being against their best interests.”

Considering the aim of successive governments is total control of the actions of the masses – along with their insatiable thirst to monitor our every thought and communication in real-time (phones, texts, e-mails, internet searches) – and thus pre-empt radical reactions as soon as any sign of oppositional defiance disorder rears its rebellious head – this is but a single step closer to achieving that objective.

Alas, while the purported motives to fully implement this agenda run the entire spectrum of dodgy pretexts - from terrorist watch to hacking to child porn eradication to cyber-security to copyright and anti-piracy monitoring – each and every one so far concocted falls short of persuading even the most gullible of the common herd’s number they need to surrender their civil liberties in entirety to provide the Big Brother state with the martial law style over-riding authority to protect them.

While Orwell’s iconic ‘1984’, Huxley’s ‘Brave New World’ and Kafka’s ‘The Trial’ all provide both alarming and prophetic insights to what a Dystopian state might manifest as, perhaps it is time, and again prudent, to remind PM Posh Dave Scameron and his Libservative Coalition that the revelatory texts were a ‘warning’ aimed at the common people – and definitely not a blueprint and instruction manual – Totalitarianism for Dummies - for governments to impose on their own voting public.

Thought for the day: How do you know when Posh Dave Scameron’s lying? His lips move.
Authorities hate – and fear - Oppositional Defiance Disorder: when a person starts thinking for themselves, inducing a state of independence, conscious self-awareness and a most annoying urge to ask awkward questions of government.
Fuck anarchy and nihilism - what we need is anarcho-syndicalism – an actual ochlocracy – perhaps better defined as a ‘mobocracy’ – government by the masses. No shit, what a harum-scarum, wild ride that would be.

Be it this vaunted yet hypocritical doctrine of Democracy, or the all-consuming Communism system, or the jack-booted political censorship of Fascism at its worse – whatever mask they wear each is a dictatorship set against the interests of the proletariat - and their tools of enforcement are the red-tape bureaucracy, the neighbourhood snitches, the plod squads and ultimately, the nation’s military.

Oh, and by the way, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tuesday, 13 March 2012

BAN ANGIOLINI FROM ST HUGH’S COLLEGE

Followers and visitors to the Prisoners of Conscience Skewed News Views weblog will doubtless be aware of, and conversant with, the Hollie Greig / Aberdeen paedo ring child sexual abuse scandal -

http://www.holliedemandsjustice.org/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLUgCO9PTUc : Hollie’s plea for Justice

- and too the fate of her lay legal representative and crusading champion Robert Green, convicted of a Breach of the Peace and imprisoned on 17th February 2012 for 12 months following a kangaroo trial wherein he was denied a jury or access to vital witnesses and documentary evidence seized from him following his arrest.

http://freerobertgreen.co.uk/

http://holliedemandsjustice-robertgreensblog.blogspot.com/

This courtroom fiasco prosecuted by Procurator Fiscals Anne Campbell and Stephen McGowan under the direction of Sheriff Edward ‘Bent’ Bowen (Masonic stooge) has now entered the Guinness Book of World Records as the only Breach of the Peace trial ever to take 24 months and cost in excess of £750,000 quid of taxpayers’ funds – for the crime of ‘thinking’ about handing out leaflets.

Oh well, in bonny Scotland, where graft and corruption infests and permeates each and every corner, nook and cranny of officialdom – and too much else, the judiciary and government are reduced to a state where they can no longer function without them.

The person responsible for the cover-up and suppression of any police investigation and COPFS prosecution into the Hollie serial rape scandal and too the vindictive arrest and persecution of Robert Green – on behalf of her corrupt Masonic cohorts - was Elish Angiolini in her various roles of Procurator Fiscal in Aberdeen, then later as Solicitor General, then as Lord Advocate – where she allegedly earned the title of the High Priestess of Caledonian Graft & Corruption.

Elish Angiolini has since been awarded, for her sins, the royal honour of Dame, and further elected as the next Principal of St Hugh’s College, Oxford – a seat she intends to assume this September.

For the record, Angiolini is the subject of an ongoing CID investigation in Scotland into the misuse of public funds related to a coverup of the Hollie Greig sexual abuse scandal and the contrived arrest of Robert Green - which carries the Crime Reference number of CS-20120125-0112.

This woman has a multitude of sins to answer for and if she does take up the position of Principal at St Hugh’s College in September then, on English soil, she might well be open for a citizen’s arrest under the statutes of Section 24A of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984.

The Oxford Students Union and students of St Hugh’s College are rumoured to be threatening the faculty with her seizure via a Citizen’s Arrest under the statutes of Section 24A of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 if she ever so much as dares set foot on their campus in September.

To campaign for the rescinding of Angiolini’s ‘Dame’ honour via Parliament and too to have the St Hugh’s Faculty withdraw their offer of position of Principal the above are rumoured to have last weekend set up an all-new Facebook group:

BAN ANGIOLINI FROM ST HUGH’S COLLEGE.

So, anyone with an interest at tossing the big finger at authority and seeking justice for Hollie and Robert – and too dishing out a large helping of Karma’s ‘payback’ to Angiolini – aka ‘the dodgy Dame’ – then sign up and support the group.

Never forget a simple historical fact – one at a time we fall, but let the Beast beware when confronted with the potential of our numerical advantage (ref 1789 & 1917)- whose number is 144,000.

To wit, disregarding a swathe of threats from Angiolini’s COPFS / Masonic Mafia to close the Facebook BAN ANGIOLINI FROM ST HUGH’S COLLEGE page down already, all that is posted thereon is the TRUTH and available in the cyberspace domain - and falls under the heading of Fair Comment in the Public Interest.

ZioNazis Gone Ga-Ga: Billions Feared Dead

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Resorting to a most venal safety valve to vent frustrations over not getting their own way with a UN-sanctioned ‘humanitarian intervention’ campaign against Assad’s Syrian regime – or the customary compliant backing of a sycophantic White House administration for an immediate pre-emptive first strike against Iran - on behalf of the psychopathic Edomite-infested Knesset, Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo went into ‘amok’ mode (another tantrum) and ordered a repeat of the 2008-2009 ‘Festive Season’ Operation Kill Every Fucker ‘shoot-three-for-two’ murder campaign with the saturation carpet bombing of the besieged Gaza Strip and the eradication of every rag-arsed goyim peon old enough to bleed – an assault aptly named this time around as ‘Operation Fish in a Barrel’.

Scores of air strikes on the blockaded Gaza enclave have snuffed a head count of thirty-five so far, including a dozen children, and scores more injured and maimed for life with DIME munitions, fragmentation bomb shrapnel and Willy-Pete ordnance – along with an errant motorbike and a tuk-tuk taken out by ‘not-so-smart’ bombs.
The primary raids occured late on Sunday following an announcement from PM Nuttyahoo that Israel would continue to launch air strikes on suspected Hamas hideaways in the coastal enclave as long as the IAF and IDF needed the target practice.

Once again the international community has been treated to a view of the human face of aggressive Israeli unilateralism as Nuttyahoo declared for the public record – and hopefully some not-too-distant future war crimes tribunal hearing - "We will return fire with fire while these Palestinian shits continue to throw stones at our troops and scribe offensive anti-Semitic slogans on their side of the Separation Wall. This is not the work of Banksy – it is Hamas-inspired.”

While the annals of history bear testament to a legion of instances of man’s inhumanity towards his fellow man – dating back to the days of Ötzi the Similaun Iceman (a cold case Neolithic homicide) – and too the murder of Mong, the Stone Age innovator of rudimentary cave drainage systems by disgruntled Luddite Neanderthals - the ZioNazi terrorist state of Israel have now added a whole new definition to the term due their despicable barbaric aggressions against the marginalised Palestinian enclave – demonstrated by a stellar example on Monday with the killing of three Palestinian kiddies, including 12-year-old Ayub Asaliya, shot by one of the IDF’s homicidal maniac snipers while on his way to school in the Jabaliya refugee camp for crayoning ‘Bobo Nuttyahoo Sux Cocks’ on the Separation Wall.

Alas, Gaza – for here the kikester psychopaths hold sway over a captive population encircled, besieged and trapped by Israel’s 30-foot high Great Apartheid Wall inside the biggest Hitlerian styled concentration camp on the planet and subjected to daily privations and repetitive waves of unbridled ZioNazi belligerence that constantly escapes censure by the Rothshite / AIPAC-dominated United Nations.

So, as the IDF’s 21st Ethnic Cleansing Regiment - backed up by elements of the 18th Hafganat Koah Battalion and the Sayeret Matkal’s Half-Cock Brigade - go on a state-sanctioned turkey shoot against what they brand as Hamas’ Gaza Gangsters, peace activists of moral conscience around the world are shouting from the rooftops why this hypocritical Arab League that demanded humanitarian intervention no-fly zones and air-strikes on Libya - and now too against the Syrian military - stand silent and refuse to stricture Tel Aviv’s outlaw Zionist terror regime as the Palestinians are mercilessly slaughtered.

Where are the cries of condemnation from such war-mongering savages as Sheikh Hamad bin Fat Git, the roly-poly ruler of Qatar, or the lard-arsed King Abdullah Six Chins of Saudi Arabia? Not a single critical peep out of any of the Western-Zionist puppet rulers of the oil-rich Islamic ‘monarchial’ states of the Gulf region against the land, aerial and naval siege that has turned the Gaza Strip into the world’s biggest open-air top security prison – nor the murder of their Muslim Semite brothers.
Any inclination towards protest and censure is muted by the blanket of hypocrisy they have chosen to wear – to their eternal shame and damnation.

The UK-based Jewish scholar Dr Shovrim Shtika, speaking to a press hack from the Pound of Flesh Gazette, explained that “These low-life Edomites running Israel are all Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience and beholden to the Rothshite banking syndicate who have corrupted the Chosen People and Manifest Destiny doctrines so they can be used to establish Israel as the capital of their crime empire and a bastion to implement the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – hence achieve the objective ambition of the Greater Israel – stretching from Jerusalem to Washington in the West and to Mount Everest in the East.”

”These crypto-Jewish meshuggenahs that promote the insidious cult of Zionism, they are not the good Jews that follow the Torah – these are the evil Jews that follow the Talmud and Kabala and are Pharisees who worship the venal gods Saitan and Mammon.”

“Let me be honest here and stick my neck out and risk these labels of anti-Semitism and ‘self-hating Jew’ - for Israel is an outlaw terrorist state – born out of terrorism and founded on terrorism by the Stern Gang, the Haganah and the Irgun terrorist cells. Israel today is a nation of mongrel refugees and usurping land-grabbers devoid of any Semitic DNA in their mongrel genes – and the chauvinist cult of Zionism or the existence of the illegal rogue state of Israel cannot be defended - ethically, morally or intellectually – not at the cost of the Palestinians being reduced to disaffected and marginalised refugees in their own country.”

“We are inundated with self-promoting boasts and propaganda from the kikester lobbies around the world, and specifically AIPAC in the US, that Israel is the showpiece of ‘Democracy’ in the fascist / plutocrat ruled Middle East region – which is a calculated fraud of Brobdingnagian proportions when we view the consistent oppression of the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip.”

Regardless, support the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign, and fuck the Rothshite banksters crime syndicate ZioNazis - and their New World Order.

Thought for the day: To eradicate any form of criticism and reproach for their war crimes and human rights abuses - such as the ethnic cleansing and slow-cook genocide campaigns against the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip – and too the outright murders of peace activists aboard Freedom Flotillas - the Israelis have stooped as low as they can get and hijacked the term ‘Semite’ as their very own - to wield as a formidable psychological weapon – for branding any fucker and their dog who would so censure their actions as anti-Semites - and wherever possible Holohoax deniers to boot – which their insidious Zionist lobbyists have ensured are classified as actual criminal offences.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain traces of anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of kikester chutzpah, hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and schadenfreude – along with the customary anti-Arab and Muslim racial sentiments, gross exaggeration, massive porkies, misaligned references and lashings of Islamophobia – plus quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy along with a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

Regardless, have a nice day – unless of course you happen to be stuck inside the Gaza Strip – in which case, tough shit.

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Monday, 12 March 2012

Afghan War Biggest Fuckup Since Creation

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A mere three weeks ago the civilised world was treated to a graphic display of Afghan Army squaddies from the 18th Kabul Bonkers Brigade going squirly and snuffing the Great Satan’s infidel NATO troops for burning a barrow-load of Korans in the prison garbage dump at Bagram Air Base – bolstered by mob riots of the Faithful condemning the same heinous crime of sacrilege and ripping each other’s heads off in their demented frustrations.

US officials have apologised repeatedly for the incident at the Kabul NATO base, but failed to quell a widespread series of anti-Western protests and attacks that have so far killed at least thirty people and six US troops.

Now, at the polar opposite end of the total lunatic fringe scale and to add to the generalised fucked-up situation of winning hearts and minds a US grunt has a bit of a bad day, gets stressed out and goes off the deep end - killing every civilian Afghan enough to bleed.

Anti-US sentiment is already at a critical mass ‘eruption’ level in Afghanistan after their GI’s, not too switched on in the cerebral grey matter or political correctness departments, burnt copies of the Koran last month as a vindictive, albeit symbolic retaliatory gesture aimed as a counter to the fact Muslims hate Western democratic freedoms.

So, applying base logic, the question of the day has got to be: ‘Who the fuck is actually in charge of the Great Satan’s uniformed psychopaths and homicidal maniacs assigned to the USFOR-A and Operation Enduring Warfare over there in the Graveyard of Empires - General John R. Allen (aka Old Knobhead) or Wiley T. Coyote?’

One initial report in the Warmongers Gazette claims that Staff Sergeant Dwayne G. Dorkbender III, who arrived in Afghanistan three weeks ago from his post at the MacDildo Military Base in Florida to join the ranks of the 21st Body Bag Regiment, had experienced a bad trip after smoking too much raw opium while on duty guarding the poppy crops at Kandahar in Bellend Province and went – in army parlance - ‘slightly ballistic’ (no pun intended) slaughtering 17 innocent civilians – men and women – along with 9 children and a score of goats - and wounding as many more.

NATO-ISAF Commander Billy Bob Redneck issued a press release stating that the incident was deeply regrettable and they had dispatched a stream of official “Whoops – Sorry!” apology-grams to the surviving members of the affected families.

“Well, here we have just another fuck-up in a long line of fuck-ups in this Third World shithole – so obviously we’ll be investigating what the fuck happened and be doubly cautious whom we issue with an M60 and belts of ammo in future.”

Mobs of unwashed peasant types have reportedly gathered near the NATO base in the Panscrubber district of Kandahar - the spiritual home of the Taliban Dan Gang and a hive of insurgent activity - to protest about Sunday's killings – with the US Embassy in Kabul advising against travel to the area by campers, sightseers or holiday-makers due the threat of anti-US reprisals.

In Kabul, Afghan President Hamid Kami-Karzai, speaking to one gutter press hack from the Sociopaths Review on behalf of his Kleptocracy Party cabinet condemned Staff Sergeant Dorkbender’s murderous rampage and demanded immediate compensation for the dead and wounded to be paid to the Ministry for Graft & Corruption in hard foreign currency – preferably gold or diamonds.

Thought for the day: For a foreign – and too ‘infidel’ - military force that invaded the sovereign state of Afghanistan in 2001 to chase off the nasty Taliban and catch up with Osama bin Laden, the Al Qaeda head honcho, they’ve managed to kill more fucking civilians than Taliban Dan’s Gang ever did – hence the Great Satan and NATO are now about as popular as a gaggle of lepers at a christening – and Afghan patience is wearing very thin – to the point that life was better under the old regime than the current US / Himid Karzai circus without a tent fiasco.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Punchy MP Gets Parliamentary Asbo

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

MP Eric ‘Biffo’ Joyce has been fined £3,000 quid and banned from the entire Troublespot Taverns pub chain for three months after he admitted assaulting fellow – albeit ‘opposition’ - politicians in the House of Conmans bar.

Joyce, the New Labour MP for East Thugkirk in Scotland, head-butted Georgie Porgy, the Conservative MP for Pudding & Pie, during a heated argument at the Strangers' Bar which centred on accusations that Mr Porgy had kissed Alice the barmaid and made her cry.

While running amok and threatening to kill or maim everyone old enough to bleed, Joyce further put the boot in Tory councillors Humpty Dumpty and Bo Peep, and pushed Lib-Dum MP Dr Foster into a puddle of piss in the gent’s toilets.

After sentence at Westminster Magistrates' Court, Joyce informed one press hack from the Brass Neck Gazette that he intended to stay on as an MP.
“Why the fuck would I chuck this great little earner in just cos I duffed up a couple of scally bastard Tories. Tony Bliar never resigned over the illegal invasion of Iraq – nor fer havin’ poor Dr David Kelly suicided either – or the fubar 7/7 false flag terrorist attacks he authorised ter demonise the country’s Muslim community an’ generate a wave of Islamophobia ter justify the wars in Iraq an’ Afghanistan.”

Joyce, who had to be restrained by several Plod Squad officers following the attacks, which ringside witnesses described as like a scene from the Wild West, was also slapped with a 12-month community order which included a curfew from Friday to Sunday

According to witness testimony in court, Joyce had been mixing pints of Topless Totty 8% ABV real ale with Pit Bull Brewery’s 12% ‘Dogbite’ lager in the House of Conmans Strangers Bar before going into his inebriated berserker and shouted at the Parliamentary plod detail "Yer can't touch me, ya Sassenach bastards, I'm a fuckin’ MP!"

The Parliamentary record shows that Joyce has been the New Labour MP for East Thugkirk since December 2007, and before entering politics had served in the Army as a Welfare Officer at Iraq’s notorious Abu Ghraib Prison.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday, 11 March 2012

Lib-Dum Clegg Admits “We’re Tories Now”

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Librarian-Dummercrat leader Nick Clogg has informed party radicals and other assorted Bolshie activists they must move on in the wake of adverse public reaction and debates concerning more scent than substance pre-election promises on university tuition fees and the NHS – and too the fate of disability employment subsidies - being broken to suit the capricious whims of their dominant Tory coalition partners and hence wiping out what meagre stock of credibility the Lib-Dum Party ever possessed.

Clogg went into dummy-spitting mode during his pep talk at a rally in Gateshead on Friday evening and admonished party members for whingeing, stating that they should stop lamenting and start shouting Lib-Dum achievements from the rooftops – but failed to clarify for his mystified audience what those cryptic achievements actually were.

“Really, I’m surrounded by moaning gits going on about us prostituting ourselves simply to give the Tories a leg-up into Downing Street. Let’s be honest, if it wasn’t for this fucked-up coalition opportunity we’d have as much chance of getting a foot inside Number 10’s door as shoving ice cream up a meerkat’s arse with a steamed chilli hotdog.”
“Just get over it – no more resorting to 20/20 hindsight and pointing fingers - we’re Tories now – and they’ve got a damn sight more money than we have.”

"We've made some difficult decisions, not all of them popular – like having to say “Yes, Dave” – “No Dave” and “Three bags full, Dave” - but we made all of them with only one test in mind - were they what the government’s Rothshite bankster bosses wanted – and will it help promote EUSSR Federalisation and get the UK into joining the actual eurozone so we can borrow more money off the IMF.”

“This government is now fairer, freer and greener due the Lib-Dums being part of it – so no more looking back – and think of the future we’re building for our children – even if they won’t be able to afford a University education or get free healthcare any more."
"So let's tear off that rear view mirror and look straight ahead. Let's get on with the job that we all came into politics to do and expedite the New World Order agenda.”

Conversely, yet another leaked letter from the Lib-Dum’s loose-lipped Business Secretary Vince Cobble printed in this week’s Apostates Gazette claims the Libservative Coalition government's economic policies to solve Broken Britain’s crippling ‘Debtocracy’ curse lacked vision due George Osborne being in charge of the Treasury and were more fucked up than a soup sandwich.

Cobble further criticised the controversial Health and Social Care Bill's proposals which include giving GPs control of much of the NHS budget and opening up the health service to greater competition from the private and voluntary sector.
Cobble warned of back-door privatisation which he speculated could well lead to a major fubar alike the post-British Rail snafu with that sector of the transport industry placed squarely in the grasping paws of ‘profit-over-service’ companies such as Ripoff Rail, Rattle-Track, First Crapita, Sardine Mainline and Notwork Trains that still depend on government subsidies yet have the audacity to charge mega-bucks in fares for not-fit-for-purpose services.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Saturday, 10 March 2012

Big Brother NLP Targets 2-year Olds

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Children as young as two who display signs of violent and aggressive behaviour at nursery will be targeted for ‘intensive’ tuition sessions in social skills and how to comport themselves under moronic plans unveiled by the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next yesterday.

The notorious Common Purpose social engineering brainwashing ‘charity’ is rumoured to be working with the Ministry for Whitewash & Coverups on how to dodge a public outcry and the usual brouhaha that erupts around stupid government schemes if disruptive toddlers are pulled from regular kindergarten classes and dispatched to special army-administered centres (military prisons) to undergo compulsory neuro-linguistic programming sessions aimed at anger management and get on with their ‘Big Society’ multicultural classmates before starting formal school.

Under the totalitarian Orwellian proposals made by the government’s self-styled behaviour tsar, Charles ‘Pitbull’ Taylor, schools and nurseries will be encouraged to identify (read ‘target’) children who could benefit from help to tackle their anti-social behaviour in an effort to prevent them developing into Bolshie ochlocratic revolutionaries that might one day be inclined to form their very own radical mobocracy movements and overthrow the useless government – and re-invent the iconic wheel – along with the flawed Crapitalist system.

The proposal is part of a package drawn up by Common Purpose and Taylor, a career martinet and former welfare officer at Iraq’s infamous Abu Ghraib Prison, to improve provisions for disruptive youngsters in the wake of last summer’s riots which followed the extra-judicial illegal killing (murder) of alleged Tottenham bad boy Mark Duggan by the Met Plod Squad’s armed Renta-Thug Unit – which resulted in 95% of Broken Britain’s city-based commercial and retail businesses being looted and torched by unemployed anarchists out for a bit of fun.

Unveiling the plan, Taylor, a self-promoting school discipline expert of dubious credentials, announced the aim was to help children at an early stage rather than waiting until they started throwing people out of windows when they reached 14 or 15 - claiming it’s a lot simpler to tackle and modify poor behaviour among younger children due the obvious fact they’re so much easier to intimidate and put the ‘frighteners’ on at two or three years of age.

Taylor is the incumbent headmaster of the Thrashers Asbo Central Academy in London’s Slumborough Hamlets, which caters exclusively for the children of convicted war criminals, serial killers and other associated homicidal maniacs - along with pupils afflicted with bizarre phobias plus an assortment of behavioural and emotional problems.

Speaking to a press hack from the Neo-Fascist Gazette he explained “Often these children are showing some quite extreme attitude patterns very early on – and basically a tantrum is nothing less than a one-man riot – which is where all this oppositional defiance disorder syndrome begins and kids start thinking for themselves – and the last thing any government needs is for the peasants to go into individuality mode and become conscious of what’s wrong in this world.”

“The next thing they reach adolescence and the hormones kick in and we have a bunch of budding nihilist rebels on our hands. First off they start wearing hoodies and Doc Martens and shaving their heads and inventing secret handshakes and having tribal tattoos. Next they’re taking a critical look at what the government’s up to and asking all sorts of awkward questions like “Who killed Cock Robin?” and “Why didn’t David Kelly’s assisted suicide warrant a coroner’s inquest?” or “Why did Tony Bliar put a media gag order on the Operation Ore paedophile / child porno ring expose?”

In Taylor’s unqualified opinion, young children should learn simple social skills – such as asking for things without resorting to mugging people.
“It’s about training them how to behave properly in school, what the rules are, how to contain themselves, and how to express themselves without a claw hammer or bladed weapon or pick axe shaft in their hands.”

“We need an increased focus on effective assessment and identification of children’s needs. This should take place as early as possible – preferably straight after they’re weaned and before their anti-social behaviour has deteriorated to the extent that castration – or permanent exile north of Hadrian’s Wall is the only option left open to polite society.”

“Under my scheme, feral youngsters from the age of two could be given intensive help by expert staff outside their pre-school facility and in some cases sent to specialist nurseries.” (Kinder-Prisons).
“From five, disruptive youngsters would be placed in out of sight - out of mind Pupil Referral Units (cages) which will be linked to schools through a razor wire tunnel and where other kids can go and feed them, spit at them and poke them with sticks.”

Taylor’s own Slumborough Hamlets school has a nursery section (large cage) which accepts up to eight children at a time aged between three and five.
“The best thing that happens in my own school by miles is actually the ‘intervention’ thing we do with rowdy three and four-year-olds - when I put my hobnail boots on and give the little shits a good kicking and make sure they take their ADHD Syndrome medications.”

Thought for the day: Be it this vaunted yet hypocritical doctrine of Democracy, or the all-consuming Communism system, or the jack-booted political censorship of Fascism at its worse – whatever mask they wear each is a dictatorship set against the interests of the proletariat - and their tools of enforcement are the red-tape bureaucracy, the plod squads and ultimately, the nation’s military.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.

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