Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The Pentagon’s Joint Chiefs are up in arms concerning a Facebook posting of a clutch of US military service women photographed in open-fronted uniform while breast-feeding their GI Joe sprogs – an act condemned by certain holier-than-thou ranking officers as promoting promiscuity.
Apparently the photos were posted on the Facebook website by the ‘Suck-on-This’ breast-feeding support group at Spokane’s Fuckwit Air Force Base in Washington State.
However, the Facebook photos and a short video clip quickly went viral after being posted online and ended up on YouTube and the Dog Wankers Delight porno website, attracting thousands of lewd and salacious comments.
While a bevy of moronic martinet military officials claim it was a breach of the regulations to use ‘the uniform’ to propagandise non-military causes, the group's leader, Fellattia van der Gamm defended their actions to a press hack from the Warmongers Gazette, stating that the photos were meant to generate awareness of World Breast-Feeding Week, plus educate and support breast-feeding mothers – and most definitely not denigrate the sanctity of the uniform - nor provide a bunch of debased masturbators with a visual display of sexual fantasy material for genital self-gratification.
Fuckwit AFB Commander Billy Bob Redneck informed Pox News there was no regulation against breast-feeding in uniform but the Air Force took issue with the uniform being used by an outside entity to promote their cause - regardless of it being a positive one – then added it was unlikely the enlisted females involved would face any form of severe disciplinary action - such as a good tit-slapping.
So, a piccie or two of GI Jane’s tits is considered taboo yet pix and videos of the 2nd Marines 3rd Battalion Scout Sniper Team 4 out of Camp Lejeune, stood in a semi-circle around a pile of dead Afghan civilians (pseudo-Taliban) and sacrilegiously pissing on the inert bodies might be frowned upon by the military top brass – but no critical mention nor condemnation is made of ‘the uniform’ being used to promote the cult of barbarism as the troopers can be heard joking 'Have a great day, buddy' and ‘A golden shower's the first bath this scumbag’s ever had.”
So too with a bunch of homicidal psychos from Afghanistan’s Bellend Province-based 82nd Airborne Division, all grinning like Cheshire cats while posing for pix with the severed legs of Shaheed al Ka-Boom, a Taliban suicide bomber – and holding the dead man's hand with the middle finger raised, plus displaying an unofficial platoon patch reading 'Zombie Hunter'.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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