Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Bonkers Boris Nonsense, the High Panjandrum successor to Dick Whittington as Mayor of London, this week redefined the ‘Them & Us’ national community paradigm by wearing his Young Turks Club ‘Mensa Rules’ t-shirt while giving a speech at the London Kikester Centre for Zionising Britain’s annual Maggie Twatcher lecture – which civil activists picked up on faster than shit through a goose - and were quick to criticise and label as typical of the Tory Nasty Party’s inherent concept regarding the ‘Haves and Have Nots’ socio-political divide of Third World Broken Britain – now mathematically reclassified under EU political correctness guidelines by the Ministry for Wasting Time & Money as the ‘99% vs the 1% Paradox’.
Of course in Pasher Boris’s view any fucker and their dog who hasn’t been to Eton, or attended the annual ‘Trasher’s Night’ at the Bullingdon Vandalism Club and laid waste to the centre of Oxford is a thickie – a loser – a useless eating member of the common herd – the comprehensive school sheeple whose IQs have shrivelled like desiccated prunes from watching X-Factor, Big Brother and Corrie Street –‘and’ reading red top gutter press tabloids – who end up redundant and resort to begging for a low-interest loan of a square meal from their local food bank – hence why they’re labelled ‘useless eaters’.
Regardless of Boris’s great-grandfather being Ali Kemal Bonkers, the eminent Sultan of Wonga and Gatekeeper of the Sublime Porte, the progeny has turned out to be a typical upper class toffee-nosed twat you couldn’t take seriously even if he had a loaded gun in his hand and would be better suited to a job as court jester – and due his arrogant remarks has sparked a major media shit fight due his 'unpleasant, careless elitism' – and stating that the common herd are just too stupid to get on in life – and quote: “can’t all be boardroom directors or get elected as MPs and have super salaries. Some oick with no GCSE A-levels has to go out in the rain and cold to empty the wheelie bins and get their hands dirty.”
Mayor Nonsense is of the delusional belief that the stumbling blocks which life has the bad habit of throwing at us – as instanced so perfectly with second bedroom taxes, unemployment, homelessness, bankruptcy - and even social services stealing your kids then being slapped with a secret Family Court of Protection gagging order to prevent you even asking which paedophile ring they were fostered out to up in nonce-infested Scotland – are all crucial elements essential to generate a spirit of envy and make people get off their complacent arses and do something with their lives – such as go postal and kill half the neighbourhood – or alternatively into serious self-harm mode and commit suicide.
Conversely Feral Beryl McSkanger, spokeswoman for the ‘Two Jumps at the Cupboard Door’ food bank charity, was in high dudgeon and had this to say to a gutter press hack from the Vulgarians Gazette.
“Yeah right, Bonkers Boris is another Tory silver spoon over-privileged tosspot wot’s more full of crap than a Christmas turkey wiv this stream of chat about inequality bein’ the natural order of things an’ only public school poofters wiv high IQs an’ wot knows a few Masonic secret handshakes should rise ter the top of society.”
“An’ we know by life experience that this 130 score IQ shite is a load of old bollocks cos the one’s at the top of the effin’ food chain, wot’s got all the fuckin’ money is a bunch of right thick cunts wot’s bin networkin’ through their pubic school sodomite connections ter get a leg up the ladder – then on ter the Freemason’s fudgin' club an’ kiddie fiddlin’ weekends away in the Highlands of Nonceland – bonkin’ little boys bums in the Balmoral heather.”
“Next thing they’re an MP then a cabinet minister wiv some easy mega-bucks directorship sinecure wiv the Ripoffs Banking Corp – or like this opportunistic bike-pedalling thatch-haired ponce Boris, a blunderin’ buffoon wot can’t keep his cock in his pants – makes a fuck of most of wotever he lays his hand to – married life, bein’ an MP, or that pitch he had at the Spectator – then he cops for Red Ken Livingroom’s job as Mayor of soddin’ London.”
“This latest ‘Boris-ism’ of his really gives the effin’ game away – the twat’s got the social conscience of a fuckin’ hyena on a scavvy hunt. Did yer hear wot the tosser had ter say about it woz okay bein’ an avaricious twat like that kikester Edomite Mafia Don wot tells the Bilderbergers wot ter do an’ owns Palestine – or Israel – or whatever they call the fuckin’ place now. Anyway, then he sez that tryin’ ter keep up wiv the Johnsons an’ maxin’ out yer credit card limit is wot drives the machinery of economic activity.”
Here Ms McSkanger is obviously referring to Baron Ja’ackoff Rothshite, patriarch of the London / Tel Aviv based international bankster crime syndicate, whose notorious motto echoes the philosophy of Fagin and Shylock - that 'Greed is great' – and a valuable spur to the core economic principles of payday loan usury in our flatline economy.
The Coalition’s Deputy Prime Minister Mick Clogg, leader of the Lib-Dum Losers Party, had this to say when interviewed by Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr on the BBC’s ‘Political Backstabbing Hour’ programme.
“Personally I condemn Boris’s inopportune remarks for writing off whole swathes of punters as being as thick as two short planks – even if it is the truth. Really, comparing the working class to a breed of dogs simply isn’t on – and then saying some of them are like the ‘poor me’ corn flakes that end up at the bottom of the packet – always whingeing about being the victims of this world – same as that Israeli leader bloke Nuttyahoo’s always doing.”
“In my opinion Boris is a politically inept clot who needs to wake up to the fact it’s the low IQ thickie sheeple – possibly Lib-Dum voters - that he’s so quick to castigate who fund his cosy £143,911 quid salary - and expenses. But due being pampered all his life he lacks the facility to see the intrinsic potentials latent in the working class - the oak tree in the acorn, so to speak.”
Ah well, c’est la vie around the Wasteminster political bear pit – dodging procrastinating civil servants and fellow politicos with blades drawn daily and not just for the Ides of March. But that’s the establishment – civil service and government – ruled by a hereditary cabal of over-privileged Eton-educated dog wanker toffs and snobs whose heads are so far up their own arses it’s a fucking wonder they can still breathe. To wit, an archaic hierarchical system and rigid culture that is long past its shelf life.
The Great and the Good – a bunch of smug cunts who could fuck up a perfectly good anvil, yet in their unqualified arrogance look down upon we peasants - ‘der untermenschen’ - the common herd sheeple – with marked disdain.
Yet this is the 1% elitist fraternity of the world that uses far more than it needs to live at a higher standard than those they are stealing from – who are known for their abuse of privilege and perverted excesses, plus an absurd, exaggerated sense of entitlement and self-importance in the natural order of things.
The bottom feeding scumsters, none hardly representative models of moral rectitude, who gain appointment to public office via manipulating the illusion of credibility and competence – then contrive to conjure the very laws we must obey and live by, yet so arrogantly place themselves above such laws – especially so bribery, nepotism and pederasty.
But when 99% of humanity operates according to the dictates of its stomach and sex organs and there exists a confounding glitch in the perceptions of mass human consciousness that derails their understanding of what the fuck is actually going on in the world and works to their collective detriment – then these political task masters, possessed of narcissistic personality disorders and deranged self-righteousness – the type of people who thinks wood grows on trees – are able to manipulate the populace alike a herd of human cattle.
So yes, the fault lies with them, and more so with us, for allowing this sick state of affairs to exist and not following the stellar game-changing examples of a thoroughly pissed-off French proletariat of 1789, and the Russian follow-up of 1917.
Thought for the day. One ponders if Mayor Nonsense’s authorship will ever stretch to a ‘Boris’s Big Book of How To Win Friends & Influence People’?
Zipline Boris has been touted by Flatbrokes, the UK’s ubiquitous High Street bookies, as a staunch favourite to assume the mantle of Posh Dave Scameron as Tory leader and Prime Minister. If this ever materialises into reality, then Gawd help us all.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Saturday 30 November 2013
Friday 29 November 2013
Judge Slams Botched Woolwich Pantomime
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The jury sitting in the Muslim xenophobia Woolwich murder trial of Michael Adebowale and Michael Adebolajo at the Old Bailey were treated to a cobbled-together CCTV film show yesterday, with photo-shop doctored footage screened of the moment Fusilier Lee Pygmy was run down by a Vauxhall Tigra belonging to the accused, then dragged into the road and hacked to death with a set of Argos Home Store kitchen knives.
Prosecutor Richard Shittam QC informed jurors that the two suspects purposely drove into their chosen victim with malice aforethought, and at a speed best described by witnesses as ‘very fast’ – outside the Woolwich 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment military barracks on Artillery Place in south east London. They then proceeded to drag his unconscious body into the middle of the road where he was - in the words of witness Mrs Gladys Patel – “Hacked at like some halal butcher choppin’ up a side of beef at yer local Greedy Grocer Pestco supermarket” - all in full public – and CCTV – view.
Mr Shittam further described how Drummer Pygmy was mutilated, decapitated and murdered by the pair of Jolly Jihad Islamic terrorists, who ambushed the hapless squaddie as he sauntered along Artillery Place, for no other reason than the fact he was wearing a Help for Heroes hoodie and was a member of the infidel armed forces that had been invading Muslim nations and waging aggressive battlefront conflicts against al Qa'eda Jihadists and non-combatant civilians alike with impunity since 2001 - under the concocted ‘war on terror’ and ‘humanitarian intervention’ banners.
After running Pygmy down with their car, they then hacked off his head in a most cowardly and callous manner as he lay motionless in the middle of the highway -without a solitary thought for the mid-afternoon traffic disruption caused by their selfish anti-social actions.
The attack was witnessed by shopkeeper Mr Liwat ibn Zamel and his fancy bit, Mrs Fellattia Sharmuta, who lives around the corner – with the former describing the vehicle hitting Mr Pygmy at a “flat out speed - like one of Bernie Ecclescake’s Formula One racing cars with that Jeremy Clarkson bloke off Topless Gear at the wheel.”
Local teenage chav, 16-year old Goodluck Crackerbarrel, who happened to be wagging school that day, had just exited the adjacent Suppository Road branch of McDonalds chew n spew eating a super-size double-whammy Barf Burger when he noticed Adebolajo kneeling down in the middle of the road chopping at the neck of a prostate body with a meat cleaver and thought to himself “WTF – that’s no way ter give some poor traffic accident victim CPR.”
The Very Reverend Winnebago Chuckabutty, pastor of the neighbourhood's gospel Church of What’s Happening Now, gave evidence to the effect that “I woz just finished up havin’ a bit of a back rub at de Happy Ending Rub n Tug Massage Salon in Rectum Place an’ woz walkin’ round de corner when I hears all dis clappin’ – a big round of applause from de spectators wot’s watchin’ dese two scallies choppin’ at one of dem rubber manikin dummies in de middle of de road.”
“Den dis officious lookin’ Community Enforcement thug bitch wiv a bullhorn shouts out ‘Okay, rehearsal’s over. Now let’s get it right this time so Take 2!” – an’ I thinks to myself ‘hey, dis am just like dat reality TV thingy.”
One female bit actor, Mrs Chlamydia Shill, went to Fusilier Pygmy's lifeless – and conspicuously ‘bloodless’ - body and stroked him like some domestic pet that had been twatted by a passing car – while Mrs Ingrid Fibromyalgia Dog-Kennell, a French-Namibian tourist from Cornwall broke off ad-libbing her confrontation speech to the play-blood soaked Adebolajo and went to see if she could provide first aid to the decapitated corpse.
This Dog & Pony Show evidential episode in the proceedings sparked an outbreak of giggling from the public gallery as Prosecutor Richard Shittam presented the police version of events relative to the murder - with the presiding judge, Mr Justice Dinsdale Sweeny-Todd, cautioning two gutter press hacks from the Conspiracy Theory Gazette that any further vocal expressions of their obvious amusement at the conjured evidence and scripted testimonies would be dealt with as contempt of court.
Conversely, after the proceeding had been adjourned for the day, the judge mellowed somewhat over free pints of Bitch Thumper keg in the saloon bar of the nearby Rat & Pikey pub and admitted to the erring press hacks “Okay, I’ll concede that live street theatre is always problematic, but for Heaven’s sake this Woolwich one-act play wasn’t a Stanley Kubrick repeat of the staged Apollo 11 Moon landing so no Oscar-winning actors required."
"But surely MI5, or MI6, whoever was responsible for orchestrating the pantomime’s script and choreography could have done better than hiring this posing pair of Azanto darkie clots and the Angel of Woolwich troll – the wholly preposterous Ingrid Fibromyalgia Dog-Kennell. The biggest mistake there was giving this bimbo slapper an actual speaking part in the performance.”
“Really, whoever’s organising these ‘Amateur’s Night’ false flag terrorist attack jobs to demonise Islam and turn white Anglo-Saxon Christians against their Big Society Muslim neighbours to spark negative reactions from the BNP and EDL crazies so they dispatch a flash mob of their thuggy types to go round fire-bombing mosques – well, obviously they need to go back to the drawing board and have a rethink on how to start a sectarian civil war so the government can enforce martial law as the current line of strategy is more fucked up than a soup sandwich.”
“This entire debacle is a circus without a tent – all that's missing was the two miscreants wearing red noses, baggy pants and floppy shoes. Personally I’ve seen better organised riots. More to the point, I’ve now got stuck with presiding over this mess of a pottage of a trial of these two Nigerian stooges who haven’t got the collective IQ of a small potted plant between them.”
"This is an even worse cock-up of a false flag fiasco than the 7/7 London tube attacks by Mohammed al Patsy and his cohorts – who were so stupid they missed their respective train connections, failed to blow themselves to smithereens for Gawd’s sake - then had the miraculous audacity to turn up at Canary Wharf and would have really up-ended a can of very nasty worms by talking to the press about God knows what tales of false flag terror attacks and being set-up stooges but for the Met’s trigger-happy SO 19 Armed Response Squad thugs turning up sharply and killing them.”
“I realise Downing Street’s cabinet office Nudge Unit are burning the midnight oil conjuring up false flag terror attack scenarios to demonise the Muslim community and ways to emulate the Busby Berkeley Boston Bombing spectacular which President Obama’s CIA and Homeland Insecurity dirty tricks department staged, but they seem to forget the Yanks have Hollywood at their disposal; whereas all Broken Britain’s got is Pinewank Studios and Hammer Horror – along with a slew of half-arsed not-fit-for-purpose provincial repertory company actors whose career zeniths are marked by appearing in an Old Headbanger lager advert – or a cameo appearance in that Bell Enders soap.”
“Really, one has to wonder where the security services are digging up these amateurs. This Woolwich fiasco must go down in the books as an even bigger security services foul-up than the Princess Diana and Jill Dando murders - and David Kelly’s assisted suicide – and don’t even mention the GCHQ’s Gareth Evans getting padlocked inside a big black North Face holdall with a vibrating jack rabbit rammed up his rear passage.”
For the public record – and too the red top gutter press tabloid’s funny pages, Adebolajo, who hails from Romford, east London, has requested to be referred to by his nom de guerre of Muad’Dib Abu Hamster in court, and Adebowale, from Greenwich, in similar fashion, as Istimna ibn Himar.
The tragi-comedy case continues.
Thought for the day. I kid you not, this pair are fingered as Public Enemy Number One Islamic terrorists, hell bent on up-ending our hated democratic freedoms – and they turn out in the middle of Woolwich on a Wednesday afternoon to cause havoc and mayhem – and lay chaotic waste to the general area - armed with a five-piece set of kitchen knives and a sharpening steel from Argos? Just who the fuck in the shadowy dark corners of the establishment is thinking this orchestrated ‘be afraid, very afraid’ scaremongering shit up – Wallace & Gromit or Wiley T Coyote?
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The jury sitting in the Muslim xenophobia Woolwich murder trial of Michael Adebowale and Michael Adebolajo at the Old Bailey were treated to a cobbled-together CCTV film show yesterday, with photo-shop doctored footage screened of the moment Fusilier Lee Pygmy was run down by a Vauxhall Tigra belonging to the accused, then dragged into the road and hacked to death with a set of Argos Home Store kitchen knives.
Prosecutor Richard Shittam QC informed jurors that the two suspects purposely drove into their chosen victim with malice aforethought, and at a speed best described by witnesses as ‘very fast’ – outside the Woolwich 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment military barracks on Artillery Place in south east London. They then proceeded to drag his unconscious body into the middle of the road where he was - in the words of witness Mrs Gladys Patel – “Hacked at like some halal butcher choppin’ up a side of beef at yer local Greedy Grocer Pestco supermarket” - all in full public – and CCTV – view.
Mr Shittam further described how Drummer Pygmy was mutilated, decapitated and murdered by the pair of Jolly Jihad Islamic terrorists, who ambushed the hapless squaddie as he sauntered along Artillery Place, for no other reason than the fact he was wearing a Help for Heroes hoodie and was a member of the infidel armed forces that had been invading Muslim nations and waging aggressive battlefront conflicts against al Qa'eda Jihadists and non-combatant civilians alike with impunity since 2001 - under the concocted ‘war on terror’ and ‘humanitarian intervention’ banners.
After running Pygmy down with their car, they then hacked off his head in a most cowardly and callous manner as he lay motionless in the middle of the highway -without a solitary thought for the mid-afternoon traffic disruption caused by their selfish anti-social actions.
The attack was witnessed by shopkeeper Mr Liwat ibn Zamel and his fancy bit, Mrs Fellattia Sharmuta, who lives around the corner – with the former describing the vehicle hitting Mr Pygmy at a “flat out speed - like one of Bernie Ecclescake’s Formula One racing cars with that Jeremy Clarkson bloke off Topless Gear at the wheel.”
Local teenage chav, 16-year old Goodluck Crackerbarrel, who happened to be wagging school that day, had just exited the adjacent Suppository Road branch of McDonalds chew n spew eating a super-size double-whammy Barf Burger when he noticed Adebolajo kneeling down in the middle of the road chopping at the neck of a prostate body with a meat cleaver and thought to himself “WTF – that’s no way ter give some poor traffic accident victim CPR.”
The Very Reverend Winnebago Chuckabutty, pastor of the neighbourhood's gospel Church of What’s Happening Now, gave evidence to the effect that “I woz just finished up havin’ a bit of a back rub at de Happy Ending Rub n Tug Massage Salon in Rectum Place an’ woz walkin’ round de corner when I hears all dis clappin’ – a big round of applause from de spectators wot’s watchin’ dese two scallies choppin’ at one of dem rubber manikin dummies in de middle of de road.”
“Den dis officious lookin’ Community Enforcement thug bitch wiv a bullhorn shouts out ‘Okay, rehearsal’s over. Now let’s get it right this time so Take 2!” – an’ I thinks to myself ‘hey, dis am just like dat reality TV thingy.”
One female bit actor, Mrs Chlamydia Shill, went to Fusilier Pygmy's lifeless – and conspicuously ‘bloodless’ - body and stroked him like some domestic pet that had been twatted by a passing car – while Mrs Ingrid Fibromyalgia Dog-Kennell, a French-Namibian tourist from Cornwall broke off ad-libbing her confrontation speech to the play-blood soaked Adebolajo and went to see if she could provide first aid to the decapitated corpse.
This Dog & Pony Show evidential episode in the proceedings sparked an outbreak of giggling from the public gallery as Prosecutor Richard Shittam presented the police version of events relative to the murder - with the presiding judge, Mr Justice Dinsdale Sweeny-Todd, cautioning two gutter press hacks from the Conspiracy Theory Gazette that any further vocal expressions of their obvious amusement at the conjured evidence and scripted testimonies would be dealt with as contempt of court.
Conversely, after the proceeding had been adjourned for the day, the judge mellowed somewhat over free pints of Bitch Thumper keg in the saloon bar of the nearby Rat & Pikey pub and admitted to the erring press hacks “Okay, I’ll concede that live street theatre is always problematic, but for Heaven’s sake this Woolwich one-act play wasn’t a Stanley Kubrick repeat of the staged Apollo 11 Moon landing so no Oscar-winning actors required."
"But surely MI5, or MI6, whoever was responsible for orchestrating the pantomime’s script and choreography could have done better than hiring this posing pair of Azanto darkie clots and the Angel of Woolwich troll – the wholly preposterous Ingrid Fibromyalgia Dog-Kennell. The biggest mistake there was giving this bimbo slapper an actual speaking part in the performance.”
“Really, whoever’s organising these ‘Amateur’s Night’ false flag terrorist attack jobs to demonise Islam and turn white Anglo-Saxon Christians against their Big Society Muslim neighbours to spark negative reactions from the BNP and EDL crazies so they dispatch a flash mob of their thuggy types to go round fire-bombing mosques – well, obviously they need to go back to the drawing board and have a rethink on how to start a sectarian civil war so the government can enforce martial law as the current line of strategy is more fucked up than a soup sandwich.”
“This entire debacle is a circus without a tent – all that's missing was the two miscreants wearing red noses, baggy pants and floppy shoes. Personally I’ve seen better organised riots. More to the point, I’ve now got stuck with presiding over this mess of a pottage of a trial of these two Nigerian stooges who haven’t got the collective IQ of a small potted plant between them.”
"This is an even worse cock-up of a false flag fiasco than the 7/7 London tube attacks by Mohammed al Patsy and his cohorts – who were so stupid they missed their respective train connections, failed to blow themselves to smithereens for Gawd’s sake - then had the miraculous audacity to turn up at Canary Wharf and would have really up-ended a can of very nasty worms by talking to the press about God knows what tales of false flag terror attacks and being set-up stooges but for the Met’s trigger-happy SO 19 Armed Response Squad thugs turning up sharply and killing them.”
“I realise Downing Street’s cabinet office Nudge Unit are burning the midnight oil conjuring up false flag terror attack scenarios to demonise the Muslim community and ways to emulate the Busby Berkeley Boston Bombing spectacular which President Obama’s CIA and Homeland Insecurity dirty tricks department staged, but they seem to forget the Yanks have Hollywood at their disposal; whereas all Broken Britain’s got is Pinewank Studios and Hammer Horror – along with a slew of half-arsed not-fit-for-purpose provincial repertory company actors whose career zeniths are marked by appearing in an Old Headbanger lager advert – or a cameo appearance in that Bell Enders soap.”
“Really, one has to wonder where the security services are digging up these amateurs. This Woolwich fiasco must go down in the books as an even bigger security services foul-up than the Princess Diana and Jill Dando murders - and David Kelly’s assisted suicide – and don’t even mention the GCHQ’s Gareth Evans getting padlocked inside a big black North Face holdall with a vibrating jack rabbit rammed up his rear passage.”
For the public record – and too the red top gutter press tabloid’s funny pages, Adebolajo, who hails from Romford, east London, has requested to be referred to by his nom de guerre of Muad’Dib Abu Hamster in court, and Adebowale, from Greenwich, in similar fashion, as Istimna ibn Himar.
The tragi-comedy case continues.
Thought for the day. I kid you not, this pair are fingered as Public Enemy Number One Islamic terrorists, hell bent on up-ending our hated democratic freedoms – and they turn out in the middle of Woolwich on a Wednesday afternoon to cause havoc and mayhem – and lay chaotic waste to the general area - armed with a five-piece set of kitchen knives and a sharpening steel from Argos? Just who the fuck in the shadowy dark corners of the establishment is thinking this orchestrated ‘be afraid, very afraid’ scaremongering shit up – Wallace & Gromit or Wiley T Coyote?
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday 28 November 2013
Bliar Unfriended by the Mad Mudrock
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Relations between arch-vulgarian dingbat Raving Rupert Mudrock and ex-New Labour Slime Minister Tony Bliar have soured to the point of a repulsive bitterness due revelations of the latter’s leg-over carnal involvement with the Ozzie Zionist media mogul’s now ex-wife, Wendi Deng.
The divorce of the 182-year old nouveau riche Antipodean tosspot and the bloodsucking Dong – his twenty-third wife - was finalised by a US court in manky Manhattan last week.
A distraught and cuckolded Mudrock informed gutter press hacks that “I didn’t give a flying fuck about Tony being a fudging ‘Jock in a frock’ tartan kilt merchant ‘or’ a sleazebag war criminal – but when he started bonking Wendi and my people at The Sun hacked a couple of texts he sent to his poofter pal Peter Scandalson confiding that she sucks and swallows ‘and’ takes it up the arse doggy style ‘in my king-sized bed' at the California ranch - well, that’s took the fucking biscuit.”
“Okay, fair dinkum, Wendi’s nowt but a gold-digging Asian slut – which is all I seem to attract on my Viagra-fuelled pussy hunt excursions - but at the end of the day, when push comes to shove, she was ‘my’ Asian slut and not some ‘lucky-fucky’ Chink sex toy for that sodomite tosser Bliar to get a hard-on over.”
Deng, alike the shit-for-brains egocentric Barbara Thomas Judge, is yet another split-arsed neurotic networking addict, and in the latter days of her opportunist marriage to Mudrock, became obsessed with gaining a personal foothold on the top rungs of the international jet-setting social ladder and considered Bliar to be a prime conquest in achieving this goal of perma-celeb status.
In defence of the relationship, which he claims is simply ‘platonic’ with the odd bit of BD/SM slap n tickle thrown in, the now-unfriended Bliar posted a Facebook page stating that “Bendy Wendi understands my fetishes and kinks and doesn’t mind calling me Miranda when I wear her clothes – plus I adore it when she squats that bony Oriental arse on the glass-topped coffee table and takes a big poo while I lie underneath and jack off to the centrefold model in the latest Spartacus magazine. Really, I became so enamoured with Wendi I could have used her cack for toothpaste.
Hmmm, little wonder that Rupert suffered a Biblical scale sense of humour failure. One is left to ponder if the irate Mudrock will take a page from Henry II’s book and nonchalantly ask of his close-in security retainers “Who will rid me of this troublesome, cuckolding twat?”
Bliar, the dodgy Quartet’s part-time Special Envoy for Middle East Peace – a joke in itself as he spends his entire time ignoring the plight of the marginalised Palestinians, calling for NATO humanitarian intervention in Syria and a pre-emptive military strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities – had previously sought to overcome his little boys pederast fixation by seeking solace in necrophilia and bum sex with woolly farm animals.
This psychological aberration Bliar claims is the result of having no toys as a child and instead playing with sister Sarah’s dolls – a dilemma coupled with his loveless marriage to the grotesque Cherie which deteriorated at a geometric rate after she confessed Derry Irvine was the drunken Euan’s father – a factor that became aggravated to the point of total marital breakdown following the cut price Botox job at Kwik-Fit which left her with a gob looking like a burst car tyre in need of vulcanising.
But that’s life at the skin of your teeth for the failed barrister legal beagle likes of Toerag Tony.
Armed with a degree in Scatology from St John’s College, Oxford, Bliar got his sorry ass involved with London’s ‘rough trade’ and ended up blackmailed by Special Branch / MI5 into becoming an establishment stooge following his arrest for cottaging and soliciting cub scouts inside a Marylebone public toilet back in 1983 and sanctioned to plead under the false Charles Lynton persona before Bow Street Magistrates Court – copping a Masonic ‘nods as good as a wink’ from the Beak and a token £50 quid fine.
Bliar became a Catholic-of Convenience in 2007 just to get up close and personal with Herr Joey Ratflinger, aka Pope Benny, the Kraut kiddie fiddling ex-Nazi Hitler Youth Mk XVI model - and took his first holy communion before the altar of St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Catamites at La Cinquina-Bumalotta on the outskirts of Rome.
So now assuming the persona of Teflon Tony he was fully inaugurated to be the New World Order’s foremost gopher and an all-out Illuminati shill pushing their fascist Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda - at the beck and call of this sinister shape-shifting reptilian Kuromaku who meddle in global affairs like some Monopoly game and instruct their Bilderberg proxies what to expedite at their annual conflabs.
Yet Bliar’s yet another prime example of Mother Nature’s failed experiment with intelligence-equipped bipeds. The type of bloke who suffers from Cognitive Impairment where matters of the Truth are concerned and prompts you to count your fingers after shaking hands with him. A man now stricken with severe credibility issues – especially so since his faux Pauline conversion to Catholicism on the road to Perdition.
Twinned with his fudger mate, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers (aka Vermin in Ermine) yet another political frog who dreams of becoming a toad - both are possessed by narcissistic personality disorders and a deranged sense of self-righteousness. The type of blokes who could fuck up a perfectly good anvil – and neither representative models of moral rectitude due being stricken with the Curse of the Four C’s: Cronyism, Collusion, Corruption, and Complacency.
And what more stellar an example of this than his Prime Ministerial gagging of media reporting viz the Met’s Operation Ore kiddie fiddling paedo investigation - acting on Royal Charter instructions from the Privy Council - which originated with Tin Lizzie at Bucks Palace.
But Tony’s got what he wanted – all the glittering prizes and accolades for fulfilling the demands of his Satanic Rothshite crime syndicate masters – the notorious Edomite Mafia.
There could only be one final piece of gross hypocrisy to surpass the irony of appointing this bottom feeding scumster to the post of ‘Special Envoy’ for Middle East Peace (a sick joke in itself) – and that would be to award him the Nobel Peace Prize – alike Barky ‘Drone Wars’ Obama, the Kenyan cuckoo Harry Lennix clone impostor squatting in the White House.
Thought for the day. It is stated by socio-political insiders that the editorial content of The Sun remains an impeccable guide to Rupert Mudrock’s thinking. Hmmm, more tits on Page 3, anyone?
For Truth, Reason and Justice: Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Tony Bliar – (international pariah and co-founder with George Dubya Bush of the ZioNazi Neo-Con’s ‘War Criminals Without Borders Club’) - or his money-grubbing sociopath condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a pick n mix conclave of international jurists and Iraqi children that the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Moreover, fuck the Zionist Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Relations between arch-vulgarian dingbat Raving Rupert Mudrock and ex-New Labour Slime Minister Tony Bliar have soured to the point of a repulsive bitterness due revelations of the latter’s leg-over carnal involvement with the Ozzie Zionist media mogul’s now ex-wife, Wendi Deng.
The divorce of the 182-year old nouveau riche Antipodean tosspot and the bloodsucking Dong – his twenty-third wife - was finalised by a US court in manky Manhattan last week.
A distraught and cuckolded Mudrock informed gutter press hacks that “I didn’t give a flying fuck about Tony being a fudging ‘Jock in a frock’ tartan kilt merchant ‘or’ a sleazebag war criminal – but when he started bonking Wendi and my people at The Sun hacked a couple of texts he sent to his poofter pal Peter Scandalson confiding that she sucks and swallows ‘and’ takes it up the arse doggy style ‘in my king-sized bed' at the California ranch - well, that’s took the fucking biscuit.”
“Okay, fair dinkum, Wendi’s nowt but a gold-digging Asian slut – which is all I seem to attract on my Viagra-fuelled pussy hunt excursions - but at the end of the day, when push comes to shove, she was ‘my’ Asian slut and not some ‘lucky-fucky’ Chink sex toy for that sodomite tosser Bliar to get a hard-on over.”
Deng, alike the shit-for-brains egocentric Barbara Thomas Judge, is yet another split-arsed neurotic networking addict, and in the latter days of her opportunist marriage to Mudrock, became obsessed with gaining a personal foothold on the top rungs of the international jet-setting social ladder and considered Bliar to be a prime conquest in achieving this goal of perma-celeb status.
In defence of the relationship, which he claims is simply ‘platonic’ with the odd bit of BD/SM slap n tickle thrown in, the now-unfriended Bliar posted a Facebook page stating that “Bendy Wendi understands my fetishes and kinks and doesn’t mind calling me Miranda when I wear her clothes – plus I adore it when she squats that bony Oriental arse on the glass-topped coffee table and takes a big poo while I lie underneath and jack off to the centrefold model in the latest Spartacus magazine. Really, I became so enamoured with Wendi I could have used her cack for toothpaste.
Hmmm, little wonder that Rupert suffered a Biblical scale sense of humour failure. One is left to ponder if the irate Mudrock will take a page from Henry II’s book and nonchalantly ask of his close-in security retainers “Who will rid me of this troublesome, cuckolding twat?”
Bliar, the dodgy Quartet’s part-time Special Envoy for Middle East Peace – a joke in itself as he spends his entire time ignoring the plight of the marginalised Palestinians, calling for NATO humanitarian intervention in Syria and a pre-emptive military strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities – had previously sought to overcome his little boys pederast fixation by seeking solace in necrophilia and bum sex with woolly farm animals.
This psychological aberration Bliar claims is the result of having no toys as a child and instead playing with sister Sarah’s dolls – a dilemma coupled with his loveless marriage to the grotesque Cherie which deteriorated at a geometric rate after she confessed Derry Irvine was the drunken Euan’s father – a factor that became aggravated to the point of total marital breakdown following the cut price Botox job at Kwik-Fit which left her with a gob looking like a burst car tyre in need of vulcanising.
But that’s life at the skin of your teeth for the failed barrister legal beagle likes of Toerag Tony.
Armed with a degree in Scatology from St John’s College, Oxford, Bliar got his sorry ass involved with London’s ‘rough trade’ and ended up blackmailed by Special Branch / MI5 into becoming an establishment stooge following his arrest for cottaging and soliciting cub scouts inside a Marylebone public toilet back in 1983 and sanctioned to plead under the false Charles Lynton persona before Bow Street Magistrates Court – copping a Masonic ‘nods as good as a wink’ from the Beak and a token £50 quid fine.
Bliar became a Catholic-of Convenience in 2007 just to get up close and personal with Herr Joey Ratflinger, aka Pope Benny, the Kraut kiddie fiddling ex-Nazi Hitler Youth Mk XVI model - and took his first holy communion before the altar of St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Catamites at La Cinquina-Bumalotta on the outskirts of Rome.
So now assuming the persona of Teflon Tony he was fully inaugurated to be the New World Order’s foremost gopher and an all-out Illuminati shill pushing their fascist Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda - at the beck and call of this sinister shape-shifting reptilian Kuromaku who meddle in global affairs like some Monopoly game and instruct their Bilderberg proxies what to expedite at their annual conflabs.
Yet Bliar’s yet another prime example of Mother Nature’s failed experiment with intelligence-equipped bipeds. The type of bloke who suffers from Cognitive Impairment where matters of the Truth are concerned and prompts you to count your fingers after shaking hands with him. A man now stricken with severe credibility issues – especially so since his faux Pauline conversion to Catholicism on the road to Perdition.
Twinned with his fudger mate, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers (aka Vermin in Ermine) yet another political frog who dreams of becoming a toad - both are possessed by narcissistic personality disorders and a deranged sense of self-righteousness. The type of blokes who could fuck up a perfectly good anvil – and neither representative models of moral rectitude due being stricken with the Curse of the Four C’s: Cronyism, Collusion, Corruption, and Complacency.
And what more stellar an example of this than his Prime Ministerial gagging of media reporting viz the Met’s Operation Ore kiddie fiddling paedo investigation - acting on Royal Charter instructions from the Privy Council - which originated with Tin Lizzie at Bucks Palace.
But Tony’s got what he wanted – all the glittering prizes and accolades for fulfilling the demands of his Satanic Rothshite crime syndicate masters – the notorious Edomite Mafia.
There could only be one final piece of gross hypocrisy to surpass the irony of appointing this bottom feeding scumster to the post of ‘Special Envoy’ for Middle East Peace (a sick joke in itself) – and that would be to award him the Nobel Peace Prize – alike Barky ‘Drone Wars’ Obama, the Kenyan cuckoo Harry Lennix clone impostor squatting in the White House.
Thought for the day. It is stated by socio-political insiders that the editorial content of The Sun remains an impeccable guide to Rupert Mudrock’s thinking. Hmmm, more tits on Page 3, anyone?
For Truth, Reason and Justice: Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Tony Bliar – (international pariah and co-founder with George Dubya Bush of the ZioNazi Neo-Con’s ‘War Criminals Without Borders Club’) - or his money-grubbing sociopath condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a pick n mix conclave of international jurists and Iraqi children that the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Moreover, fuck the Zionist Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday 26 November 2013
ZioNazis Deride Iran Nuke Deal
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Bobo Nuttyahoo, the hard-line Jabotinskyist Prime Minister of the rogue kikester state of Israel (formerly Palestine) - the only country on the planet with a wall around it – (Fortress Isra-Hell) was far from being a happy chappie when speaking to a gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette in Tel Aviv earlier today – and characterized the agreement signed between the P5+1 and Iran last weekend as a historic mistake – much alike the United Nations recognising Israel in 1948 following the hostile and violent usurpation of Palestinian sovereignty.
Nuttyahoo took time off from coming up with a Final Solution to the ‘Palestinian problem’ to turn his clinically insane attentions to sabotaging the Geneva-based P5+1 nuke negotiations where Western white Christian hypocrites gathered in conclave to meddle in the affairs of the Republic of Iran - an Islamic sovereign state - and arrogantly debate their right to develop nuclear energy – talks which have, in Nuttyahoo’s warped version of events, left Tehran free to cobble together a few atom bombs then drop them on Israel at their convenience.
Bobo being his customary petulant self, spit the dummy and threw a foot-stamping tantrum for the benefit of amused media hacks as he not only failed to get his own way but the major powers involved with the negotiations actually sanctioned with a smile Iran’s continued playing with their nuclear chemistry set – which sort of puts a damper on any pre-emptive air strikes by the United States of AIPAC or NATO – hence God’s Chosen People are going to have to stick their mad dog necks out and go it alone – same as they did with the sneak bombing of Iraq and Syria’s half-built nuclear power stations.
“The Israeli Knesset will not permit Iran to develop nuclear weapon capabilities that equal – or Jehovah forbid – surpass those of Israel. These mad mullahs in Tehran can easily launch one of their Mohammad Ka-Boom missiles at us with an Islamic atom bomb warhead – it’s not exactly rocket science.” (Er, sorry Bobo, actually it is – as any NASA geek will confirm)
Really, more Israeli brinksmanship. WTF are these whingeing tossers on about? The Iranians have no ICBM delivery system capable of hitting Israel – yet. Are the going to send a nuke by Fed-Ex – or more fittingly via TNT Express - next day delivery guaranteed?
So as far as Tel Aviv’s Edomite Mafia hierarchy are concerned it’s infamy and shame on the hapless heads of the P5+1 Western nations that have cut this kikester-despised deal with Iran - with their Atlantic divide best buddy, the Great Satan also giving a go-ahead nod to Iran's atom-splitting.
Hmmm, more to the point is shame on the 33 nations that cast a vote in favour of the creation of the state of Israel - out of stolen Palestinian lands - on the November 29, 1947 meeting of the United Nations General Assembly.
Yet Bobo’s a past master at manipulating the perception of facts and events – which is easy when your ‘tribe’ not only own and control the global media and entertainment industries – but also the banks and hence the shekel stream – and thus all the crooked corrupt political types normally found lurking around the banks of where the aforesaid ‘shekel stream’ flows.
Resorting to the shifty Shylock stock-in-trade, albeit threadbare, paranoid propaganda line of ‘we are the victims’ hysteria, Nuttyahoo declared to anyone willing to listen to his blather that the Geneva deal threatens Israel - reiterating his past sabre-rattling threats that Israel is not obligated by any such agreement – and will defend itself by preventing Iran from developing a nuclear weapons capability that might threaten Israel’s Mid-East regional military hegemony.
Conversely, any ‘sneak strike’ back-stabbing attack against Iran – which is a ZioNazi favourite of their Mossad Kidon Unit dirty tricks department and most definitely appeals to the mad dog Israeli psyche – is fraught with the spectre of unintended consequences - hence the wily wizards of AIPAC, waving their wicked wands, need to take a care lest they let slip the latch on Pandora's box of noxious 10,000 year radioactive half-life nasties.
Meanwhile, on the gross hypocrisy front, with the controversial Geneva P5+1 negotiation now a done deal and to keep the scrutinising eyes off the worsening occupied West Bank illegal settlements situation and the despicable humanitarian crisis inside the beleaguered Gaza Strip – the Israeli scumsters are busily engaged in a global media PR ‘look good’ pantomime, helping out their Typhoon HAARP storm-ravaged little brown goyim Christian brothers in the Republic of the Philistines – with nary a flying fuck care about a bunch of 1:7 million besieged Palestinian Muslims who want their country back – and a life.
On an ironic note regarding the heavily publicised humanitarian mission to the Philippines – (more internationalism designed to generate dependence and hence subservience) the IDF’s Grim Reaper Brigade has been constantly updating its boasted achievements there through a twitter account which utilised the hashtag #IDF Without Borders - until canny BDS campaign activists exploited the paradox implied within the chosen vocabulary – that the ‘Without Borders’ referred to Israel's unbridled usurpation of Palestinian lands for their illegal settlements.
To add insult to injury, when a group of Pinoy children were filmed by the IDF’s Hasbara News cameras and asked who was their favourite ‘nation’ – the reply wasn’t exactly ‘Israel’ but “Donation!”
But the sins of Israel’s ruling Edomite Mafia are a thrice-told tale. While the IDF Smiley Face troops are handing out ‘kosher kits’ aid to their little brown brothers, the occupied West Bank territories continue to be reduced on a daily basis by the encroachment of illegal settlers and the erection of jerry built slums to house them, thrown up by Fagin Bros Construction – the very same sabra ‘patriots’ that imprisoned the hapless Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip behind a 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Hitlerian Nazi style concentration camp in the known Universe.
But the illegal settlements are all a part and parcel of the nutty Knesset’s sinister ‘Lebensraum’ policy (the Hitlerian Nazi concept of stealing another nation’s lands (annexing) for breathing space).
Oh yes, no denying it - Israel’s blockade has subjected the population of Gaza to collective punishment in flagrant contravention of international human rights and humanitarian law.
Their violation of UN directives and sanctions are legion – and this vaunted immunity to the statutes of international law a shameful disgrace. Israel is a serial human rights abuser and their war crimes record is the worse in the known Universe – that surpasses anything that Hitler’s Nazis, the Daleks or Pol Pot or the Harkonens, the Klingons or the Dark Side Sith ever collectively committed.
Israel is run by a Rothshite crime syndicate directed homicidal regime manned by war criminals who don’t give a flying fuck about positive PR spin.
Make no mistake, these chutzpah-ridden Edomite Mafia barbarians labour under the delusion they’re God’s Chosen People and can do much what they like – even if their racist / apartheid ethnic cleansing / slow cook genocide policy directed at the Palestinians flies in the face of human rights legislation and the niceties of polite, civilised society.
As to the bonkers Nuttyahoo, he’s more at scent than substance. A political prima donna - a noxious narcissistic pariah labelled a bona-fide dog wanker - a mutant sub-set genus in the fuckwit / tosspot classification index of Linnaean taxonomy.
Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Bobo Nuttyahoo or his psychopathic condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a pick n mix conclave of international jurists and the West Bank’s ‘Under-12’s Rock Chuckers Club’ that the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Thought for the day. Truth be know, the Islamic Republic of Iran have had a stockpile of nukes since Ayatollah Khomeini’s days – and the break-up of the Soviet Union which ushered in a veritable free-for-all weapons car boot fire sale – with R-36M2 MIRVs stuffed with 10 x 500 kt warheads going at $350 million apiece – and both Pakiland and Iran taking advantage of a spot of ready cash 'dirty deals done dirt cheap' business.
To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: There now exists a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too responsible orthodox Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final Ashkenazi Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of the Rothshite Edomite Mafia crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbags.
Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.
In the 1980’s Oded Yinon, a senior advisor to the Israeli Ministry for Foreign Mischief, articulated the primary draft of the ZioNazi grand strategy to instigate the Balkanization of the entire Middle East via a chain of staged false flag terrorist attack events and contrived wars of aggression - with the participation of the US and European (read NATO) military forces to achieve the Chosen People’s Biblical ‘Promised Land’ – a Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to Euphrates – and far beyond – whose end result would ensure Israel’s Mid-East military hegemony and provide geo-political domination and guaranteed oil and gas reserves for the next century.
Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based paranoid, certifiably-psychotic warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yids of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.
Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.
However, thank Gawd for plucky Malaysia: http://www.globalresearch.ca/israel-charged-with-war-crimes-and-genocide-complete-judgment-of-kl-tribunal/5359433
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Bobo Nuttyahoo, the hard-line Jabotinskyist Prime Minister of the rogue kikester state of Israel (formerly Palestine) - the only country on the planet with a wall around it – (Fortress Isra-Hell) was far from being a happy chappie when speaking to a gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette in Tel Aviv earlier today – and characterized the agreement signed between the P5+1 and Iran last weekend as a historic mistake – much alike the United Nations recognising Israel in 1948 following the hostile and violent usurpation of Palestinian sovereignty.
Nuttyahoo took time off from coming up with a Final Solution to the ‘Palestinian problem’ to turn his clinically insane attentions to sabotaging the Geneva-based P5+1 nuke negotiations where Western white Christian hypocrites gathered in conclave to meddle in the affairs of the Republic of Iran - an Islamic sovereign state - and arrogantly debate their right to develop nuclear energy – talks which have, in Nuttyahoo’s warped version of events, left Tehran free to cobble together a few atom bombs then drop them on Israel at their convenience.
Bobo being his customary petulant self, spit the dummy and threw a foot-stamping tantrum for the benefit of amused media hacks as he not only failed to get his own way but the major powers involved with the negotiations actually sanctioned with a smile Iran’s continued playing with their nuclear chemistry set – which sort of puts a damper on any pre-emptive air strikes by the United States of AIPAC or NATO – hence God’s Chosen People are going to have to stick their mad dog necks out and go it alone – same as they did with the sneak bombing of Iraq and Syria’s half-built nuclear power stations.
“The Israeli Knesset will not permit Iran to develop nuclear weapon capabilities that equal – or Jehovah forbid – surpass those of Israel. These mad mullahs in Tehran can easily launch one of their Mohammad Ka-Boom missiles at us with an Islamic atom bomb warhead – it’s not exactly rocket science.” (Er, sorry Bobo, actually it is – as any NASA geek will confirm)
Really, more Israeli brinksmanship. WTF are these whingeing tossers on about? The Iranians have no ICBM delivery system capable of hitting Israel – yet. Are the going to send a nuke by Fed-Ex – or more fittingly via TNT Express - next day delivery guaranteed?
So as far as Tel Aviv’s Edomite Mafia hierarchy are concerned it’s infamy and shame on the hapless heads of the P5+1 Western nations that have cut this kikester-despised deal with Iran - with their Atlantic divide best buddy, the Great Satan also giving a go-ahead nod to Iran's atom-splitting.
Hmmm, more to the point is shame on the 33 nations that cast a vote in favour of the creation of the state of Israel - out of stolen Palestinian lands - on the November 29, 1947 meeting of the United Nations General Assembly.
Yet Bobo’s a past master at manipulating the perception of facts and events – which is easy when your ‘tribe’ not only own and control the global media and entertainment industries – but also the banks and hence the shekel stream – and thus all the crooked corrupt political types normally found lurking around the banks of where the aforesaid ‘shekel stream’ flows.
Resorting to the shifty Shylock stock-in-trade, albeit threadbare, paranoid propaganda line of ‘we are the victims’ hysteria, Nuttyahoo declared to anyone willing to listen to his blather that the Geneva deal threatens Israel - reiterating his past sabre-rattling threats that Israel is not obligated by any such agreement – and will defend itself by preventing Iran from developing a nuclear weapons capability that might threaten Israel’s Mid-East regional military hegemony.
Conversely, any ‘sneak strike’ back-stabbing attack against Iran – which is a ZioNazi favourite of their Mossad Kidon Unit dirty tricks department and most definitely appeals to the mad dog Israeli psyche – is fraught with the spectre of unintended consequences - hence the wily wizards of AIPAC, waving their wicked wands, need to take a care lest they let slip the latch on Pandora's box of noxious 10,000 year radioactive half-life nasties.
Meanwhile, on the gross hypocrisy front, with the controversial Geneva P5+1 negotiation now a done deal and to keep the scrutinising eyes off the worsening occupied West Bank illegal settlements situation and the despicable humanitarian crisis inside the beleaguered Gaza Strip – the Israeli scumsters are busily engaged in a global media PR ‘look good’ pantomime, helping out their Typhoon HAARP storm-ravaged little brown goyim Christian brothers in the Republic of the Philistines – with nary a flying fuck care about a bunch of 1:7 million besieged Palestinian Muslims who want their country back – and a life.
On an ironic note regarding the heavily publicised humanitarian mission to the Philippines – (more internationalism designed to generate dependence and hence subservience) the IDF’s Grim Reaper Brigade has been constantly updating its boasted achievements there through a twitter account which utilised the hashtag #IDF Without Borders - until canny BDS campaign activists exploited the paradox implied within the chosen vocabulary – that the ‘Without Borders’ referred to Israel's unbridled usurpation of Palestinian lands for their illegal settlements.
To add insult to injury, when a group of Pinoy children were filmed by the IDF’s Hasbara News cameras and asked who was their favourite ‘nation’ – the reply wasn’t exactly ‘Israel’ but “Donation!”
But the sins of Israel’s ruling Edomite Mafia are a thrice-told tale. While the IDF Smiley Face troops are handing out ‘kosher kits’ aid to their little brown brothers, the occupied West Bank territories continue to be reduced on a daily basis by the encroachment of illegal settlers and the erection of jerry built slums to house them, thrown up by Fagin Bros Construction – the very same sabra ‘patriots’ that imprisoned the hapless Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip behind a 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Hitlerian Nazi style concentration camp in the known Universe.
But the illegal settlements are all a part and parcel of the nutty Knesset’s sinister ‘Lebensraum’ policy (the Hitlerian Nazi concept of stealing another nation’s lands (annexing) for breathing space).
Oh yes, no denying it - Israel’s blockade has subjected the population of Gaza to collective punishment in flagrant contravention of international human rights and humanitarian law.
Their violation of UN directives and sanctions are legion – and this vaunted immunity to the statutes of international law a shameful disgrace. Israel is a serial human rights abuser and their war crimes record is the worse in the known Universe – that surpasses anything that Hitler’s Nazis, the Daleks or Pol Pot or the Harkonens, the Klingons or the Dark Side Sith ever collectively committed.
Israel is run by a Rothshite crime syndicate directed homicidal regime manned by war criminals who don’t give a flying fuck about positive PR spin.
Make no mistake, these chutzpah-ridden Edomite Mafia barbarians labour under the delusion they’re God’s Chosen People and can do much what they like – even if their racist / apartheid ethnic cleansing / slow cook genocide policy directed at the Palestinians flies in the face of human rights legislation and the niceties of polite, civilised society.
As to the bonkers Nuttyahoo, he’s more at scent than substance. A political prima donna - a noxious narcissistic pariah labelled a bona-fide dog wanker - a mutant sub-set genus in the fuckwit / tosspot classification index of Linnaean taxonomy.
Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Bobo Nuttyahoo or his psychopathic condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a pick n mix conclave of international jurists and the West Bank’s ‘Under-12’s Rock Chuckers Club’ that the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Thought for the day. Truth be know, the Islamic Republic of Iran have had a stockpile of nukes since Ayatollah Khomeini’s days – and the break-up of the Soviet Union which ushered in a veritable free-for-all weapons car boot fire sale – with R-36M2 MIRVs stuffed with 10 x 500 kt warheads going at $350 million apiece – and both Pakiland and Iran taking advantage of a spot of ready cash 'dirty deals done dirt cheap' business.
To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: There now exists a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too responsible orthodox Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final Ashkenazi Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of the Rothshite Edomite Mafia crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbags.
Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.
In the 1980’s Oded Yinon, a senior advisor to the Israeli Ministry for Foreign Mischief, articulated the primary draft of the ZioNazi grand strategy to instigate the Balkanization of the entire Middle East via a chain of staged false flag terrorist attack events and contrived wars of aggression - with the participation of the US and European (read NATO) military forces to achieve the Chosen People’s Biblical ‘Promised Land’ – a Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to Euphrates – and far beyond – whose end result would ensure Israel’s Mid-East military hegemony and provide geo-political domination and guaranteed oil and gas reserves for the next century.
Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based paranoid, certifiably-psychotic warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yids of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.
Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.
However, thank Gawd for plucky Malaysia: http://www.globalresearch.ca/israel-charged-with-war-crimes-and-genocide-complete-judgment-of-kl-tribunal/5359433
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Monday 25 November 2013
UK Quango Demands More Wars
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Paul ‘Botox’ Pindar, CEO of Crapita, the scandal-ridden private outsourcing firm that makes a fuck-up of every government job it touches, now stands accused of presiding over the collapse of Army recruitment and this week – uncomfortable shouldering a dynamic such as ‘failure' - made a pathetic attempt to pass the responsibility buck by blaming a lack of foreign wars for his company’s dismal management fubar to attract and sign up fresh Army recruits for the Queen’s Own 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and 18th Body Bag Brigade since being awarded the contract to seduce jobseekers with a career of getting shot at – and the ego-enhancing opportunity of adding ‘trained killer’ and ‘homicidal maniac’ to their CV.
But while Pindar’s excuses were being derided by a House of Conmans Public Accounts Committee, his moronic shout for more humanitarian interventions and foreign military conflicts in such ripe conflict arenas as Syria and Iran was roundly applauded and seconded by the likes of BAE Murder Systems and others of their war-mongering ilk who profit greatly from human misery and the physical and emotional trauma and suffering caused by the deployment of their nasty, toxic military ordnance innovations (radioactive depleted uranium munitions casings, sarin nerve gas, land mines, DIME explosive warheads, white phosphorus grenades, Black Talon ammunition and cluster bombs).
When asked to explain its failure to maintain manpower levels, Crapita’s Pindar – notorious for his toxic involvement with the ultra-evil ZioNazi neo-con shadow government Carlyle Group - arrogantly declared it was all down to potential new recruits having sweet fuck all to keep them busy.
“Soldiers join the Army so they actually have hands-on experience – like water boarding a couple of sneaky Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist types – or gang raping a few burka bitches in Abu Ghraib Prison - or using a schoolyard full of Afghan sprogs for target practice.”
Pindar further claimed that recruitment had been hit by the asinine political correctness situation in Broken Britain and the failures of the Ministry of Defence under Secretary Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond’s watch to protect erring Marines from prosecution after they were kind enough to administer a humane double-tap ‘kiss of death’ to Afghan non-combatants wounded ‘by accident’.
“Really, is it in the public interest to prosecute our squaddies for killing some Third World non-entity – even if he had initially been shot by mistake? People like Hammond should be sticking up for their soldiers, not subjecting them to court marshal proceedings and ten years in the stockade for doing their job and killing people who hate our democratic freedoms.”
Margaret Oppenslimer Hodge, the notorious tax-dodging chairwoman of the time-wasting Parliamentary committee, described Pindar’s comments on war as a bit of a wake-up call and the need for someone in Downing Street to get their finger out and invade Syria – or Iran – or call up PM Bobo Nuttyahoo in Tel Aviv and find out who was next on the Rothshite family crime syndicate’s hit list – to get Broken Britain’s ailing flatline economy moving in a positive ‘uphill’ direction once again.
Conversely, the MoD declined to comment on Pindar’s pathetic excuses but sources pointed out that 5,000 members of the armed forces are still on active service in Afghanistan - dodging Taliban bullets and playing hopscotch around roadside bombs and a host of other innovative improvised explosive devices – all of whom would eventually need replacing with fresh personnel in the short term before they went totally squirly with guarding the poppy crops and ended up as hopeless case opium addicts.
(From 1994 to 1999, under CIA control, Afghan opium production peaked at 4,500 tons per annum – but under the control of the Taliban government’s killjoy ‘Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice’ dropped to absolute zero – and since 2001, with the poppy crops being guarded 24/7 by NATO / US / UK / ISAF troops, has risen to an all-time record high of 8,200 tons in 2012).
Crapita were awarded the outsource recruitment contract after British Army commanders warned that the old style Lord Kitchener ‘Your Country Needs You’ recruitment poster advert no longer worked – and this continuing shortfall in morons willing to die for Queen and country would make the government’s neo-colonial wars of aggression – such as the Iraq and Libya debacles - a lot harder to win – even with NATO’s help.
Pindar, who steps down in the New Year and will be replaced by his dodgy deputy Andrew ‘Nosy’ Parker, was finally forced to concede there had been problems with marketing strategy but claimed Crapita was confident that over the longer term recruitment targets would be met - if the Con-Dem coalition government would initiate national service conscription legislation to get all NEET teenagers into uniform and deployed on foreign battlefields for a three year ‘character building’ stint.
Thought for the day. Following the Parliamentary committee hearing, Pindar reputedly confided to one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that “This army recruitment down-trend snafu is playin’ fuckin’ havoc with my annual performance bonus and I’ve had to having to flog off £6 zillion quids-worth of Crapita shares and cash me effin’ pension in to pay the sodding wife’s divorce settlement.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Paul ‘Botox’ Pindar, CEO of Crapita, the scandal-ridden private outsourcing firm that makes a fuck-up of every government job it touches, now stands accused of presiding over the collapse of Army recruitment and this week – uncomfortable shouldering a dynamic such as ‘failure' - made a pathetic attempt to pass the responsibility buck by blaming a lack of foreign wars for his company’s dismal management fubar to attract and sign up fresh Army recruits for the Queen’s Own 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and 18th Body Bag Brigade since being awarded the contract to seduce jobseekers with a career of getting shot at – and the ego-enhancing opportunity of adding ‘trained killer’ and ‘homicidal maniac’ to their CV.
But while Pindar’s excuses were being derided by a House of Conmans Public Accounts Committee, his moronic shout for more humanitarian interventions and foreign military conflicts in such ripe conflict arenas as Syria and Iran was roundly applauded and seconded by the likes of BAE Murder Systems and others of their war-mongering ilk who profit greatly from human misery and the physical and emotional trauma and suffering caused by the deployment of their nasty, toxic military ordnance innovations (radioactive depleted uranium munitions casings, sarin nerve gas, land mines, DIME explosive warheads, white phosphorus grenades, Black Talon ammunition and cluster bombs).
When asked to explain its failure to maintain manpower levels, Crapita’s Pindar – notorious for his toxic involvement with the ultra-evil ZioNazi neo-con shadow government Carlyle Group - arrogantly declared it was all down to potential new recruits having sweet fuck all to keep them busy.
“Soldiers join the Army so they actually have hands-on experience – like water boarding a couple of sneaky Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist types – or gang raping a few burka bitches in Abu Ghraib Prison - or using a schoolyard full of Afghan sprogs for target practice.”
Pindar further claimed that recruitment had been hit by the asinine political correctness situation in Broken Britain and the failures of the Ministry of Defence under Secretary Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond’s watch to protect erring Marines from prosecution after they were kind enough to administer a humane double-tap ‘kiss of death’ to Afghan non-combatants wounded ‘by accident’.
“Really, is it in the public interest to prosecute our squaddies for killing some Third World non-entity – even if he had initially been shot by mistake? People like Hammond should be sticking up for their soldiers, not subjecting them to court marshal proceedings and ten years in the stockade for doing their job and killing people who hate our democratic freedoms.”
Margaret Oppenslimer Hodge, the notorious tax-dodging chairwoman of the time-wasting Parliamentary committee, described Pindar’s comments on war as a bit of a wake-up call and the need for someone in Downing Street to get their finger out and invade Syria – or Iran – or call up PM Bobo Nuttyahoo in Tel Aviv and find out who was next on the Rothshite family crime syndicate’s hit list – to get Broken Britain’s ailing flatline economy moving in a positive ‘uphill’ direction once again.
Conversely, the MoD declined to comment on Pindar’s pathetic excuses but sources pointed out that 5,000 members of the armed forces are still on active service in Afghanistan - dodging Taliban bullets and playing hopscotch around roadside bombs and a host of other innovative improvised explosive devices – all of whom would eventually need replacing with fresh personnel in the short term before they went totally squirly with guarding the poppy crops and ended up as hopeless case opium addicts.
(From 1994 to 1999, under CIA control, Afghan opium production peaked at 4,500 tons per annum – but under the control of the Taliban government’s killjoy ‘Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice’ dropped to absolute zero – and since 2001, with the poppy crops being guarded 24/7 by NATO / US / UK / ISAF troops, has risen to an all-time record high of 8,200 tons in 2012).
Crapita were awarded the outsource recruitment contract after British Army commanders warned that the old style Lord Kitchener ‘Your Country Needs You’ recruitment poster advert no longer worked – and this continuing shortfall in morons willing to die for Queen and country would make the government’s neo-colonial wars of aggression – such as the Iraq and Libya debacles - a lot harder to win – even with NATO’s help.
Pindar, who steps down in the New Year and will be replaced by his dodgy deputy Andrew ‘Nosy’ Parker, was finally forced to concede there had been problems with marketing strategy but claimed Crapita was confident that over the longer term recruitment targets would be met - if the Con-Dem coalition government would initiate national service conscription legislation to get all NEET teenagers into uniform and deployed on foreign battlefields for a three year ‘character building’ stint.
Thought for the day. Following the Parliamentary committee hearing, Pindar reputedly confided to one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that “This army recruitment down-trend snafu is playin’ fuckin’ havoc with my annual performance bonus and I’ve had to having to flog off £6 zillion quids-worth of Crapita shares and cash me effin’ pension in to pay the sodding wife’s divorce settlement.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday 24 November 2013
Grieve Sparks 'Corrupt Immigrant' Divide
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Attorney General Dominic Grieve, the incumbent Tory MP for the Smoked Baconsfield constituency, has thrown the constraints of political correctness and risk aversion to the vagaries of the four winds and kick started a veritable racist shit-fight by electing to speak the truth instead of waffling the customary House of Conmans rounds of purposeful temporising and equivocation concerning the failures of multicultural integration and the illusory ‘success’ façade of Posh Dave Scameron’s Big Society.
Speaking to a gutter press hack from the Xenophobia Gazette, Grieve stated for the public record that politicians need to wake up to the issues of graft and corruption that are endemic in minority immigrant communities – a statement which might yet prove to be fraught with the spectre of unintended ‘incendiary’ consequences.
Adding a touch of further malice to up-end community cohesion, Grieve went on to define that this corruption phenomenon wasn’t simply restricted to any single immigrant ethnic group although he was referring to ‘the Pakis' more so than the equally bent Indians.
“These people have their cultural roots in knuckle-dragging Third World shitholes where graft and corruption are rife and the situation has become so endemic that the entire governmental bureaucracy systems have been transformed into a kleptocracy - and can no longer function without them – and that’s what we see materialising here in their Brummystan ghettos and even Slough (twinned with Rawalpindi since 1988) – especially when it comes down to election fraud and the likes of Eshaq Khan fielding ghost-buster votes to win local council elections.”
Hmmm, pontificating on the immorality and evils of corruption is a bit of a hypocritical stance from Mr Grieve QC, especially so considering his personal mega-bucks investments – profiting off misery in a Zimbabwe suffering under the dictatorial misrule of Robert Rhubarbie – via shares in London-based mining multinationals such as Ripoff & Scumm, Rio Skinto and O’Dinga Conflict Diamonds SA.
Interviewed last night by Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr on the BBC’s ‘Darkies Go Home’ programme, Grieve was forced to concede that integration of ethnic minorities in the UK had delivered certain positive benefits for the ethnic Anglo-Saxon white community.
“Okay sure, who else wants to go picking cockles, bollocks deep in freezing sea water at Morecambe Bay – or driving taxis and pimping for teenage druggies around Rochdale – or wrapping up curry take-away meals then delivering them on a moped after the pubs are shut at night – and all for a pittance minimum wage.”
Khalid Mahmood, the Labour MP for Brum’s Perry Mason constituency (himself an expenses-padding scumbag who claimed for £1,350 to stay in a five-star west London hotel with his girlfriend – and more than £35,000 quid of taxpayers funds for food over the course of his eight years as an MP) - along with Qassim ‘Tarbrush’ Afzal, the ‘born loser’ Lib Dum candidate for Gorton and chairman of the party's Friends of Pakiland – have registered complaints against Grieve for claiming that the Pak’s are more corrupt than their southern Indian neighbours.
Mahmood had this to say to Brummy media hacks over pints of Old Headbanger lager in his local Ramadan Arms pub concerning Grieve’s hurtful home truths.
“Effin’ Tory scumbags are all the fuckin' same. Not satisfied wiv demonisin’ Islam an’ paintin’ our Muslim’ bruvvers as a bunch of Jihad-bent terrorist loonies, they’re now tryin’ ter turn the rest of us against each other – an’ sayin’ the Pakis are responsible fer election fraud just cos they come from a fucked up back-scratchin’ Asian favour culture.”
“I take note an’ exception that this twat’s failed ter make mention of all the sticky fingered carp-poachin’ Polacks, them rogue-trader plumber impersonators – an’ the swan roastin’ Albanian scum – an’ all these eastern European Pikey child sex traffickers – an the effin’ Gyppos.”
Conversely, doubtless the influence-peddling, expense-cheating Baroness Seedy Warthog, previously Tory Minister for Sleaze, herself the offspring of Paki immigrants, knows only too well the truth of Grieve’s statement – having previously warned of electoral fraud among ‘certain’ immigrant communities when her own favoured candidates were ‘out-cheated’ in local council elections back in 2010.
Hmmm, while the above were quick off the mark with their customary knee-jerk critiques - here we take conspicuous note that not too many WASP MPs or Lords jumped up to challenge or contradict Grieve’s hallowed words of wisdom.
Given the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight, let’s not overlook the stark fact that the anthropological definition of the term ‘indigenize’ means to force a local culture to adopt another.
Multi-culturism does not work – never has, nor never will. History’s pages are rife with records that bear out the fact.
The four pillars of our human identity - the four major collective forces - are Race, Religion, Family and Nation.
This multi-cultural, integrated Big Society is a scam aimed at the creation and maintenance of a ‘dysfunctional society’ – and the wholesale disruption of British society has been on the agenda since the concept of the Common Market / EUSSR was conjured up by the New World Order architects. The very same fascist kikester 'think tank' that cobbled together, edited and revised the forged Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion.
Thought for the day. Integration with the infidel immigrant races a rip-roaring multi-cultural success? To the contrary, integration has NOT worked – unless one wishes to consider the fact that we have Pakis and Chinks and all manner of perma-sun tanned kaffirs and Third World heathens with Manchester and Cockney and Brummy accents as a mark of such ‘success’.
Conversely, under Brussels’ latest batch of moronic EUSSR regulations the terms ‘Gyppos’ and ‘Pikeys’ have been decreed as totally devoid of any essence of politically correctness and thus offensive.
Henceforth, as of January 1st 2014, when a veritable tidal wave of welfare benefit scrounging vulgar Bulgars and Rumanians hit our shores, these Roma itinerants are to be referred to as ‘Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers’ - or CUNTS for short.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Attorney General Dominic Grieve, the incumbent Tory MP for the Smoked Baconsfield constituency, has thrown the constraints of political correctness and risk aversion to the vagaries of the four winds and kick started a veritable racist shit-fight by electing to speak the truth instead of waffling the customary House of Conmans rounds of purposeful temporising and equivocation concerning the failures of multicultural integration and the illusory ‘success’ façade of Posh Dave Scameron’s Big Society.
Speaking to a gutter press hack from the Xenophobia Gazette, Grieve stated for the public record that politicians need to wake up to the issues of graft and corruption that are endemic in minority immigrant communities – a statement which might yet prove to be fraught with the spectre of unintended ‘incendiary’ consequences.
Adding a touch of further malice to up-end community cohesion, Grieve went on to define that this corruption phenomenon wasn’t simply restricted to any single immigrant ethnic group although he was referring to ‘the Pakis' more so than the equally bent Indians.
“These people have their cultural roots in knuckle-dragging Third World shitholes where graft and corruption are rife and the situation has become so endemic that the entire governmental bureaucracy systems have been transformed into a kleptocracy - and can no longer function without them – and that’s what we see materialising here in their Brummystan ghettos and even Slough (twinned with Rawalpindi since 1988) – especially when it comes down to election fraud and the likes of Eshaq Khan fielding ghost-buster votes to win local council elections.”
Hmmm, pontificating on the immorality and evils of corruption is a bit of a hypocritical stance from Mr Grieve QC, especially so considering his personal mega-bucks investments – profiting off misery in a Zimbabwe suffering under the dictatorial misrule of Robert Rhubarbie – via shares in London-based mining multinationals such as Ripoff & Scumm, Rio Skinto and O’Dinga Conflict Diamonds SA.
Interviewed last night by Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr on the BBC’s ‘Darkies Go Home’ programme, Grieve was forced to concede that integration of ethnic minorities in the UK had delivered certain positive benefits for the ethnic Anglo-Saxon white community.
“Okay sure, who else wants to go picking cockles, bollocks deep in freezing sea water at Morecambe Bay – or driving taxis and pimping for teenage druggies around Rochdale – or wrapping up curry take-away meals then delivering them on a moped after the pubs are shut at night – and all for a pittance minimum wage.”
Khalid Mahmood, the Labour MP for Brum’s Perry Mason constituency (himself an expenses-padding scumbag who claimed for £1,350 to stay in a five-star west London hotel with his girlfriend – and more than £35,000 quid of taxpayers funds for food over the course of his eight years as an MP) - along with Qassim ‘Tarbrush’ Afzal, the ‘born loser’ Lib Dum candidate for Gorton and chairman of the party's Friends of Pakiland – have registered complaints against Grieve for claiming that the Pak’s are more corrupt than their southern Indian neighbours.
Mahmood had this to say to Brummy media hacks over pints of Old Headbanger lager in his local Ramadan Arms pub concerning Grieve’s hurtful home truths.
“Effin’ Tory scumbags are all the fuckin' same. Not satisfied wiv demonisin’ Islam an’ paintin’ our Muslim’ bruvvers as a bunch of Jihad-bent terrorist loonies, they’re now tryin’ ter turn the rest of us against each other – an’ sayin’ the Pakis are responsible fer election fraud just cos they come from a fucked up back-scratchin’ Asian favour culture.”
“I take note an’ exception that this twat’s failed ter make mention of all the sticky fingered carp-poachin’ Polacks, them rogue-trader plumber impersonators – an’ the swan roastin’ Albanian scum – an’ all these eastern European Pikey child sex traffickers – an the effin’ Gyppos.”
Conversely, doubtless the influence-peddling, expense-cheating Baroness Seedy Warthog, previously Tory Minister for Sleaze, herself the offspring of Paki immigrants, knows only too well the truth of Grieve’s statement – having previously warned of electoral fraud among ‘certain’ immigrant communities when her own favoured candidates were ‘out-cheated’ in local council elections back in 2010.
Hmmm, while the above were quick off the mark with their customary knee-jerk critiques - here we take conspicuous note that not too many WASP MPs or Lords jumped up to challenge or contradict Grieve’s hallowed words of wisdom.
Given the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight, let’s not overlook the stark fact that the anthropological definition of the term ‘indigenize’ means to force a local culture to adopt another.
Multi-culturism does not work – never has, nor never will. History’s pages are rife with records that bear out the fact.
The four pillars of our human identity - the four major collective forces - are Race, Religion, Family and Nation.
This multi-cultural, integrated Big Society is a scam aimed at the creation and maintenance of a ‘dysfunctional society’ – and the wholesale disruption of British society has been on the agenda since the concept of the Common Market / EUSSR was conjured up by the New World Order architects. The very same fascist kikester 'think tank' that cobbled together, edited and revised the forged Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion.
Thought for the day. Integration with the infidel immigrant races a rip-roaring multi-cultural success? To the contrary, integration has NOT worked – unless one wishes to consider the fact that we have Pakis and Chinks and all manner of perma-sun tanned kaffirs and Third World heathens with Manchester and Cockney and Brummy accents as a mark of such ‘success’.
Conversely, under Brussels’ latest batch of moronic EUSSR regulations the terms ‘Gyppos’ and ‘Pikeys’ have been decreed as totally devoid of any essence of politically correctness and thus offensive.
Henceforth, as of January 1st 2014, when a veritable tidal wave of welfare benefit scrounging vulgar Bulgars and Rumanians hit our shores, these Roma itinerants are to be referred to as ‘Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers’ - or CUNTS for short.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Saturday 23 November 2013
Tory Dingbats Skirt Political Suicide
Once again we bring you the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In what critics speculate is a lemming-style career suicide rush towards the cliff tops of political seppuku, an influential group of Tory MPs have gone on the public record stating that no fucker or their dog should be allowed to claim more than £20,000 a year in social welfare benefits.
Hmmm, Hypocrisy with a large capital H here, methinks – from a bunch of tossers who draw a £66,396 per annum salary directly from the taxpayers’ piggy bank – plus generous Parliamentary expenses that can cover the costs of floating duck islands or dredging their second home ‘country pile’ moats – and even down to a miserly, grasping claim for the price of a couple of plums.
Shit-for-brains members of the Free Enterprise Group of Conservative MPs this week issued a unanimous call for the flagship welfare cap to be radically reduced from its current level of £26,000 – and hence transmit a message that the unemployed would no longer be able to live the life of Riley on social benefits.
US-born Brooks Skidmark, the pig-eyed Conservative MP for Essex Brainless constituency (and Lobbyist-in-Chief for the Nasty Party’s Friends of Israel Club) informed one gutter press hack from the Hard Times Gazette that in his personal unqualified opinion the cap should be reduced to the value of the average lower management exec’s £26,000 salary - after tax - equal to £20,000 quid – while conspicuously pushing for the start point of 40% income tax to be raised to £50,000 – just to help out the rich and shameless – and MPs.
Fellow Tory David Roughage, the MP for All-Bran, anxious to get his two-penneth of back bench blather in and be noticed, claimed private polling conducted in the vault of the House of Conmans Stranglers Bar last week revealed that the benefit cap was supported by 80% of fellow MPs and 95% of the Lords.
The imbecilic membership composition of this ‘conflict of interest’ ridden Free Enterprise Group includes a strew of rising Tory scatterbrains and was founded by education minister and career adulteress Elizabeth ‘Blonde Moments’ Truss (£134,565 per annum plus expenses) and is backed by a gaggle of other senior Nasty Party conflict of interest figures, including Treasury minister Sajid Javid (a man who gets a hard on trying to triple heating bill taxes) and business minister Matthew Wankcock, along with Old Etonian (a fact that speaks for itself) Kwasi Kwarteng, the Tory MP for Ghana - and not forgetting Nadhim ‘Bald Turd’ Zahawi, the PM’s business adviser who fraudulently billed taxpayers for electricity to keep his stables and donkeys warm.
The group has further urged the Tory’s train fare-dodging Chancellor George ‘Spankies’ Osborne to implement a string of tax cuts to ease the financial pressures caused by Broken Britain’s flatline economy on upper class families and big business – and too consider supporting the middle class – that first line attack target and iconic bastion of defence between a revolution-bent proletariat flash mob and the ruling hierarchy.
Tory MP Dominic Scaab told media hacks that “We’ve done a good job of kicking the crap out of the useless eaters with benefit cuts, but the middle classes have been hit for six and they’re a necessary buffer zone between the upper classes and the common herd when the shit finally hits the fan and anarchy and riots consume the streets – and the Plod Squad and Army decide they’re on the wrong side of the barricades.”
Further misconceived proposals fronted by the Free Enterprise Group include scrapping stamp duty on all homes worth more than £500,000 and abolishing First Class Air Passenger Duty – to ‘boost the aspiring yuppie classes’.
However, the moronic crew has sparked a shit storm of politically toxic controversy by calling for an increase in VAT on domestic fuel from 8% to 15%, along with slapping top rate VAT on food and children’s clothes, which are currently zero-rated – a bid bound to cop the same public reaction as the idiotic Osborne’s fatally flawed scam to slap VAT on hot pasties.
Hmmm, little wonder the proletariat despise their system-serving ‘elected’ (sic) representatives who do nothing of the sort to ‘represent’ the views and needs of their constituents.
This Tory Nasty Party zillionaire dominated cabinet is chocker block with money-grubbing plutocrats who are hell bent on reinstating the grim days of yore when popes, kings and queens wielded absolutist, despotic powers to expand their empires of control and enriched themselves on the profits leached from the blood, sweat and tears of the slave labour working class.
It ain’t rocket science to perceive the conundrum of how any political party – and here the microscope is on the Tory’s - represent the interests of the taxpaying voters when they’re indebted for funding from the Fortune 500 index donors (their true constituents) - and the first priority is to represent their lobbied interests?
Hopefully the Downing Street and Shitehall civil service mandarins will tug the leash on these Free Enterprise Group clots before they kick start a second Peasants Revolt with this latest stream of politically toxic schemes – which possibly represent the worst ideas any of the Tory dog wankers have conjured up since their last worst ideas.
This Free Enterprise Group, formed by Lizzie Truss, a scandalised adulteress who can’t keep her knickers on and was copped bonking fellow MP Markie Field – which resulted in his marriage breakup - - is proposing a round of social welfare benefit cuts ‘and ‘increases of VAT on basic level commodity goods that will only serve to further inflame the ire of the common herd.
How the fuck is it the bottom feeders who always want to shaft the most vulnerable of our sick society are the ones with a well-moneyed buffer comfort zone of their own? But this Free Enterprise Group are the type of tunnel vision pondscum bureaucratic frogs who dream of becoming toads - and contracted the not-fit-for-purpose Atosspots Group to expedite Work Capability Assessments and demand that special needs and disabled persons – the blind and quadriplegics - crawl around on all fours to ‘prove’ they are unable to stack shelves at Poundland.
Now here we posed a pertinent question – is this some sort of reverse psychology anti-multicultural Big Society xenophobia-generating conspiracy - that a core element of the main movers and shakers in this scumbag Free Enterprise Group are all darkie / kikester foreigner types – (Brookes Skidmark, Kwasi Kwarthog, Sajid Jaffacake, Shitti Patel, Sammy Gyimah and Nadhim Zahawi) - an immigrant species that have slithered onto the shores of our once-sceptred isle with malice aforethought - to do the indigenous population and our once-pristine economy great harm?
Thought for the day. Slash welfare benefits? Personally I’m all for it – as my statuary old age pension comes nowhere near the £26,000 quid figure – even if we include the now-slashed Winter Fuel Allowance.
Hey, if the Tory Minister for Social Misery, Iain Duncan Shit reckons that he can live on £69 quid a week, then why not – let’s cap the benefits at that figure – and slash the MP’s House of Conmans £66,000 per annum = £1,276 per week salaries to the same.
Conversely, on a more sensible note, why the fuck would any sane government do a Freddy Kruger manicure job on subsidies (welfare benefits) for the poor and needy of our society - and risk rebellion from the masses by not slashing those bestowed upon mega-bucks ‘for profit’ tax-dodging corporations instead?
Oh well, so much for a Merry Christmas 2013 when faced with this cost-of-living / welfare benefits bereft crisis.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In what critics speculate is a lemming-style career suicide rush towards the cliff tops of political seppuku, an influential group of Tory MPs have gone on the public record stating that no fucker or their dog should be allowed to claim more than £20,000 a year in social welfare benefits.
Hmmm, Hypocrisy with a large capital H here, methinks – from a bunch of tossers who draw a £66,396 per annum salary directly from the taxpayers’ piggy bank – plus generous Parliamentary expenses that can cover the costs of floating duck islands or dredging their second home ‘country pile’ moats – and even down to a miserly, grasping claim for the price of a couple of plums.
Shit-for-brains members of the Free Enterprise Group of Conservative MPs this week issued a unanimous call for the flagship welfare cap to be radically reduced from its current level of £26,000 – and hence transmit a message that the unemployed would no longer be able to live the life of Riley on social benefits.
US-born Brooks Skidmark, the pig-eyed Conservative MP for Essex Brainless constituency (and Lobbyist-in-Chief for the Nasty Party’s Friends of Israel Club) informed one gutter press hack from the Hard Times Gazette that in his personal unqualified opinion the cap should be reduced to the value of the average lower management exec’s £26,000 salary - after tax - equal to £20,000 quid – while conspicuously pushing for the start point of 40% income tax to be raised to £50,000 – just to help out the rich and shameless – and MPs.
Fellow Tory David Roughage, the MP for All-Bran, anxious to get his two-penneth of back bench blather in and be noticed, claimed private polling conducted in the vault of the House of Conmans Stranglers Bar last week revealed that the benefit cap was supported by 80% of fellow MPs and 95% of the Lords.
The imbecilic membership composition of this ‘conflict of interest’ ridden Free Enterprise Group includes a strew of rising Tory scatterbrains and was founded by education minister and career adulteress Elizabeth ‘Blonde Moments’ Truss (£134,565 per annum plus expenses) and is backed by a gaggle of other senior Nasty Party conflict of interest figures, including Treasury minister Sajid Javid (a man who gets a hard on trying to triple heating bill taxes) and business minister Matthew Wankcock, along with Old Etonian (a fact that speaks for itself) Kwasi Kwarteng, the Tory MP for Ghana - and not forgetting Nadhim ‘Bald Turd’ Zahawi, the PM’s business adviser who fraudulently billed taxpayers for electricity to keep his stables and donkeys warm.
The group has further urged the Tory’s train fare-dodging Chancellor George ‘Spankies’ Osborne to implement a string of tax cuts to ease the financial pressures caused by Broken Britain’s flatline economy on upper class families and big business – and too consider supporting the middle class – that first line attack target and iconic bastion of defence between a revolution-bent proletariat flash mob and the ruling hierarchy.
Tory MP Dominic Scaab told media hacks that “We’ve done a good job of kicking the crap out of the useless eaters with benefit cuts, but the middle classes have been hit for six and they’re a necessary buffer zone between the upper classes and the common herd when the shit finally hits the fan and anarchy and riots consume the streets – and the Plod Squad and Army decide they’re on the wrong side of the barricades.”
Further misconceived proposals fronted by the Free Enterprise Group include scrapping stamp duty on all homes worth more than £500,000 and abolishing First Class Air Passenger Duty – to ‘boost the aspiring yuppie classes’.
However, the moronic crew has sparked a shit storm of politically toxic controversy by calling for an increase in VAT on domestic fuel from 8% to 15%, along with slapping top rate VAT on food and children’s clothes, which are currently zero-rated – a bid bound to cop the same public reaction as the idiotic Osborne’s fatally flawed scam to slap VAT on hot pasties.
Hmmm, little wonder the proletariat despise their system-serving ‘elected’ (sic) representatives who do nothing of the sort to ‘represent’ the views and needs of their constituents.
This Tory Nasty Party zillionaire dominated cabinet is chocker block with money-grubbing plutocrats who are hell bent on reinstating the grim days of yore when popes, kings and queens wielded absolutist, despotic powers to expand their empires of control and enriched themselves on the profits leached from the blood, sweat and tears of the slave labour working class.
It ain’t rocket science to perceive the conundrum of how any political party – and here the microscope is on the Tory’s - represent the interests of the taxpaying voters when they’re indebted for funding from the Fortune 500 index donors (their true constituents) - and the first priority is to represent their lobbied interests?
Hopefully the Downing Street and Shitehall civil service mandarins will tug the leash on these Free Enterprise Group clots before they kick start a second Peasants Revolt with this latest stream of politically toxic schemes – which possibly represent the worst ideas any of the Tory dog wankers have conjured up since their last worst ideas.
This Free Enterprise Group, formed by Lizzie Truss, a scandalised adulteress who can’t keep her knickers on and was copped bonking fellow MP Markie Field – which resulted in his marriage breakup - - is proposing a round of social welfare benefit cuts ‘and ‘increases of VAT on basic level commodity goods that will only serve to further inflame the ire of the common herd.
How the fuck is it the bottom feeders who always want to shaft the most vulnerable of our sick society are the ones with a well-moneyed buffer comfort zone of their own? But this Free Enterprise Group are the type of tunnel vision pondscum bureaucratic frogs who dream of becoming toads - and contracted the not-fit-for-purpose Atosspots Group to expedite Work Capability Assessments and demand that special needs and disabled persons – the blind and quadriplegics - crawl around on all fours to ‘prove’ they are unable to stack shelves at Poundland.
Now here we posed a pertinent question – is this some sort of reverse psychology anti-multicultural Big Society xenophobia-generating conspiracy - that a core element of the main movers and shakers in this scumbag Free Enterprise Group are all darkie / kikester foreigner types – (Brookes Skidmark, Kwasi Kwarthog, Sajid Jaffacake, Shitti Patel, Sammy Gyimah and Nadhim Zahawi) - an immigrant species that have slithered onto the shores of our once-sceptred isle with malice aforethought - to do the indigenous population and our once-pristine economy great harm?
Thought for the day. Slash welfare benefits? Personally I’m all for it – as my statuary old age pension comes nowhere near the £26,000 quid figure – even if we include the now-slashed Winter Fuel Allowance.
Hey, if the Tory Minister for Social Misery, Iain Duncan Shit reckons that he can live on £69 quid a week, then why not – let’s cap the benefits at that figure – and slash the MP’s House of Conmans £66,000 per annum = £1,276 per week salaries to the same.
Conversely, on a more sensible note, why the fuck would any sane government do a Freddy Kruger manicure job on subsidies (welfare benefits) for the poor and needy of our society - and risk rebellion from the masses by not slashing those bestowed upon mega-bucks ‘for profit’ tax-dodging corporations instead?
Oh well, so much for a Merry Christmas 2013 when faced with this cost-of-living / welfare benefits bereft crisis.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Friday 22 November 2013
Super-Asbo’s Criminalise Democracy
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The Bolshie radical anarchist elements of our stalwart peasant class are flooding the cyberspace internet airwaves with resounding echoes of their vexation and high dudgeon regarding the latest encroachment on the civil liberties of our once-sceptred magical isle of Albion by the Con-Dem government’s Big Brother 24/7 panopticon surveillance state apparatus.
Oh yes, adios to tip-toe mission creep, it’s finally here: in the form of super-Asbo’s designed to criminalise democracy – and childhood. The genesis of a police state – with the UK‘s bully boy Plod Squads and the local council’s micro-fascist despots to be granted ‘no questions asked’ totalitarian powers to tackle acts of individual and group divergence, along with incidents of oppositional defiance disorder (asking questions or saying ‘No!’) - which amount to gross government interference with the private lives and basic freedoms of the common herd demographic.
Regardless of scrapping the spirit and essence of Magna Carta and our basic human rights and pissing off every fucker and their dog in the process, Broken Britain’s ‘womb to tomb’ control freak Libservative Coalition is set to follow in the footsteps of New Labour and pass legislation which will classify any behaviour perceived by the Thought Police (the type of twats who thinks wood grows on trees) to present a potential cause of nuisance or annoyance as a national security related political offence.
The much maligned Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Bill also grants local authorities, the Plod Squad’s numb nuts PCSOs and Community Enforcement Stasi (formerly traffic wardens) and even the moron-manned Renta-Thug private security agencies (G4S / Serco) - a gamut of sweeping powers to bar citizens from assembling lawfully in public spaces ( parks, dogging woods, etc).
Offenders who refuse to obey such arbitrary ‘Read This, Tremble & Obey’ orders under these latest dystopian regulations will face a jolly good tasering, followed by arrest and brought up before the Beak and penalised with fines and / or custodial sentences - and their name logged on the National Domestic Extremism Database.
Of course if lucky you could get off with a slap on the wrist (or ankle) with an OM247 PID offender tag tracking device and the mandatory imposition of an all-new IPNA (Injunctions to Prevent Nuisance and Annoyance) curfew / banning order.
The so-called ASBCP Bill, which passed the corrupt committee stage of its progress through the House of Conmans in mid-July, purports to simplify the cryptic and skewed legacy of New Labour’s Nanny State hit and miss legislative promiscuity.
Conversely, in all reality, it serves to create a series of wildly ambiguous, generic orders which grant egocentric local authority martinets and private sector psychos, possessed with deranged self-righteousness, even greater intimidatory powers to issue tougher penalties for non-conformance; with a total repeal of the Montesquieu checks and balances once set immutably in place to protect the basic human rights of British citizens – specifically that of peaceful assembly.
So henceforth the vade mecum for dispensing these Kafkaesque super-Asbo IPNA orders will rely on the opinion of some officious shiny-button uniformed shit-for-brains Neighbourhood Compliance jobsworth with a narcissistic personality disorder and decaffeinated IQ - and slapped on any fucker who dares say Boo! to a goose - or calls a spade ‘a spade’.
To wit, from here on in, End of the World apocalyptic preachers, buskers and protesters, Occupy demonstrators out for a bit of a picnic – and even the merry Morris Dancers, the Sally Army band and Xmas carol singers will effectively be driven off the streets under these draconian new powers designed to criminalise democratic dissent in all shapes and forms by labelling such as a breach of political correctness or social etiquette, and clamp down on anyone deemed to be an annoying twat – which at a single glance criminalises ‘having fun’ – amen.
Henceforth disagreeing with government policy and voicing an opinion that is contrary to that aforesaid policy is to be classified as promoting a political or ideological cause which falls within the definition of domestic terrorism.
But as we know, the establishment frowns on individuality – critical thinkers, non-conformists and savvy fuckers who never watch the goggle box and forage for alternative news via the internet – and resist the state controlling every aspect of their entire mortal existence. They don’t give a shit about authority and can’t be intimidated, thus they’re a threat to the order of things.
Hence the real rulers of the world – the Kurumaku puppeteers behind the black curtains who manipulate global events and tell the Bilderberger stooges what the fuck to expedite - they’re terrified of any fucker or their dog who can think for themselves and doesn’t give a flying fuck – for those are the true souls that can up-end this world and overturn the divine right to rule tyranny.
Thus these ‘divergents’ are branded as fringe - freaks and non-conformist rebels - dissidents, radicals, agitators, reactionaries, anarchists, nihilists and revolutionaries – agents provocateur hell bent on destabilising the established order of things - simply due their inherent uniqueness – they can kick ass and have no need nor desire to go ‘Baaa’ and follow the rest of the common herd.
Let us not lose sight of the stark fact that the Powers That Be can only pick us off one at a time, hence the herd need to wake up to the fact of our numerical advantage and not just take to the streets but ‘take the streets’ – and only then will the Plod Squad and Army realise they’re on the wrong side of the barricades and cotton on to the fact that their best interests lie with those of the peasants – the common herd – us lot – the great unwashed – the useless eaters (and ironically the tax-paying voters).
Alas, the accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many - and hereditary, self-appointed, or elective - may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny. And that is what we are starkly presented with in this Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Bill – and the corresponding IPNAs.
Hmmm, while there is not such thing as ‘conventional political wisdom’ there does exist a phenomenon known as ‘conventional political stupidity’.
And such demonstrates how desperate our sociopath rulers have become – the faceless politburo membership that comprise the venal ranks of Royal Arch Masonic Satan-worshipping kiddie fiddling paedo cult – for due the Great Awakening the masses intuitively grasp that what’s behind the Wizard’s curtains is more at scent than substance – and this the plutocrats fear - when the sheeple realise the black propaganda scams, demonising Islam and fingering Mohammed al Patsy for the 7/7 false flag terrorist attacks – and the murders of David Kelly and Robin Cook - and the Woolwich beheading pantomime – are all scaremongering tactics to keep us in a state of terrified anxiety – riddled with paranoid hysteria, risk aversion and political correctness lunacy.
Same with this Dog & Pony Show titled the Chilcot Inquiry – composed of a bunch of raving Masonic camp fudgers and paedo scum – they’ve been at it since fuck knows when (June 2009) and now the taxpaying electorate are barred from ever seeing a copy of the findings and conclusions - (obvious - Tony Bliar is a war criminal who sanctioned the illegal invasion of the sovereign state of Iraq and is personally responsible for the mass murder of thousands of non-combatants) – unless some civil service mandarin has redacted entire sections with his big black censorship pen.
Since the Crime and Disorder Act 1998, which introduced Anti-Social Behaviour Orders (ASBOs) the government has invented and legislated for a litany of such orders covering everything from dog crap to drug addiction, including but not limited to: Control Orders; Terrorism Prevention and Investigation Measures Orders; Intervention Orders; Crack House Closure Orders; Premise Closure Orders; Brothel Closure Orders; Gang Related Violence Injunctions; Designated Public Place Orders;Special Interim Management Orders; Gating Orders; Dog Control Orders; Letter Clearing Notices; Noise Abatement Orders; Graffiti / Defacement Removal Notices; Directions to Leave and Dispersal Orders.
On top of that fucking lot we have the ‘Stop and Search Orders under Section 60 of the Criminal Justice Order Act 1994 that allow searches without reasonable suspicion - followed by:
The Police Reform & Social Responsibility Act 2011.
The Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 aka RIPA.
Section 19 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act where by the Plod Squad thugs can seize an item if they believe it contains evidence in relation to an offence.
The Justice and Security Bill which authorises closed material proceedings / secret family courts: (a travesty of polices and social services corruption and unaccountability - and justice denied).
The Court of Protection – designed to conceal state-sponsored acts of kiddie fiddling and gag the whistle-blowers.
The Community Safety Accreditation Scheme.
The Protection of Freedoms Act 2012 – a joke in itself which does no such thing.
And last but by no means least, the Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime & Policing Bill 2013.
(For the record, the Antiterrorism and Effective Death Penalty Act of 1996 was amended by the False Flag Terrorist Hoax & Improvements Act 2005 - following the 7/7 London Tube [and bus] bombings).
Now we come to an ironic contradictory conundrum – for regardless of all this indigenized multicultural Big Society bullshit that successive governments have been flogging us like snake oil – simultaneously the bastards are striving for the creation and maintenance of an unemployed drugged-up, financially indebted, welfare dependent dysfunctional society – with this flatline economy and perpetual recession contributing to the wholesale disruption of the traditionalist British way of life on the agenda to thus conjure a situation to impose the Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime & Policing Bill as a precursor to full Martial Law.
Hence the raison d'être for this flood of immigration and an impending wave of EUSSR pikey stock from Gyppo Land to dilute and confuse further the four major collective forces - the four pillars - of our unique Anglo-Saxon human identity: Race, Religion, Family and Nation.
Thought for the day. Whatever you brand it, we’re tip-toeing along the precipice of a democratic abyss – and in a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. And what’s the betting that this dystopian bill has an anti-whistleblower clause somewhere in the small print.
Time is – to get busy erecting barricades out of discarded Pestco Greedy Grocer trolleys and priming high octane Molotov cocktails with super absorbent Tampax fuses ready for the forthcoming Mexican stand-off with the New World Order’s forces of darkness.
So fuck the Powers That Be and their Masonic Satanist Nonceter cult - and Big Brother, and his sister - and their New World Order.
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Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The Bolshie radical anarchist elements of our stalwart peasant class are flooding the cyberspace internet airwaves with resounding echoes of their vexation and high dudgeon regarding the latest encroachment on the civil liberties of our once-sceptred magical isle of Albion by the Con-Dem government’s Big Brother 24/7 panopticon surveillance state apparatus.
Oh yes, adios to tip-toe mission creep, it’s finally here: in the form of super-Asbo’s designed to criminalise democracy – and childhood. The genesis of a police state – with the UK‘s bully boy Plod Squads and the local council’s micro-fascist despots to be granted ‘no questions asked’ totalitarian powers to tackle acts of individual and group divergence, along with incidents of oppositional defiance disorder (asking questions or saying ‘No!’) - which amount to gross government interference with the private lives and basic freedoms of the common herd demographic.
Regardless of scrapping the spirit and essence of Magna Carta and our basic human rights and pissing off every fucker and their dog in the process, Broken Britain’s ‘womb to tomb’ control freak Libservative Coalition is set to follow in the footsteps of New Labour and pass legislation which will classify any behaviour perceived by the Thought Police (the type of twats who thinks wood grows on trees) to present a potential cause of nuisance or annoyance as a national security related political offence.
The much maligned Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Bill also grants local authorities, the Plod Squad’s numb nuts PCSOs and Community Enforcement Stasi (formerly traffic wardens) and even the moron-manned Renta-Thug private security agencies (G4S / Serco) - a gamut of sweeping powers to bar citizens from assembling lawfully in public spaces ( parks, dogging woods, etc).
Offenders who refuse to obey such arbitrary ‘Read This, Tremble & Obey’ orders under these latest dystopian regulations will face a jolly good tasering, followed by arrest and brought up before the Beak and penalised with fines and / or custodial sentences - and their name logged on the National Domestic Extremism Database.
Of course if lucky you could get off with a slap on the wrist (or ankle) with an OM247 PID offender tag tracking device and the mandatory imposition of an all-new IPNA (Injunctions to Prevent Nuisance and Annoyance) curfew / banning order.
The so-called ASBCP Bill, which passed the corrupt committee stage of its progress through the House of Conmans in mid-July, purports to simplify the cryptic and skewed legacy of New Labour’s Nanny State hit and miss legislative promiscuity.
Conversely, in all reality, it serves to create a series of wildly ambiguous, generic orders which grant egocentric local authority martinets and private sector psychos, possessed with deranged self-righteousness, even greater intimidatory powers to issue tougher penalties for non-conformance; with a total repeal of the Montesquieu checks and balances once set immutably in place to protect the basic human rights of British citizens – specifically that of peaceful assembly.
So henceforth the vade mecum for dispensing these Kafkaesque super-Asbo IPNA orders will rely on the opinion of some officious shiny-button uniformed shit-for-brains Neighbourhood Compliance jobsworth with a narcissistic personality disorder and decaffeinated IQ - and slapped on any fucker who dares say Boo! to a goose - or calls a spade ‘a spade’.
To wit, from here on in, End of the World apocalyptic preachers, buskers and protesters, Occupy demonstrators out for a bit of a picnic – and even the merry Morris Dancers, the Sally Army band and Xmas carol singers will effectively be driven off the streets under these draconian new powers designed to criminalise democratic dissent in all shapes and forms by labelling such as a breach of political correctness or social etiquette, and clamp down on anyone deemed to be an annoying twat – which at a single glance criminalises ‘having fun’ – amen.
Henceforth disagreeing with government policy and voicing an opinion that is contrary to that aforesaid policy is to be classified as promoting a political or ideological cause which falls within the definition of domestic terrorism.
But as we know, the establishment frowns on individuality – critical thinkers, non-conformists and savvy fuckers who never watch the goggle box and forage for alternative news via the internet – and resist the state controlling every aspect of their entire mortal existence. They don’t give a shit about authority and can’t be intimidated, thus they’re a threat to the order of things.
Hence the real rulers of the world – the Kurumaku puppeteers behind the black curtains who manipulate global events and tell the Bilderberger stooges what the fuck to expedite - they’re terrified of any fucker or their dog who can think for themselves and doesn’t give a flying fuck – for those are the true souls that can up-end this world and overturn the divine right to rule tyranny.
Thus these ‘divergents’ are branded as fringe - freaks and non-conformist rebels - dissidents, radicals, agitators, reactionaries, anarchists, nihilists and revolutionaries – agents provocateur hell bent on destabilising the established order of things - simply due their inherent uniqueness – they can kick ass and have no need nor desire to go ‘Baaa’ and follow the rest of the common herd.
Let us not lose sight of the stark fact that the Powers That Be can only pick us off one at a time, hence the herd need to wake up to the fact of our numerical advantage and not just take to the streets but ‘take the streets’ – and only then will the Plod Squad and Army realise they’re on the wrong side of the barricades and cotton on to the fact that their best interests lie with those of the peasants – the common herd – us lot – the great unwashed – the useless eaters (and ironically the tax-paying voters).
Alas, the accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many - and hereditary, self-appointed, or elective - may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny. And that is what we are starkly presented with in this Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Bill – and the corresponding IPNAs.
Hmmm, while there is not such thing as ‘conventional political wisdom’ there does exist a phenomenon known as ‘conventional political stupidity’.
And such demonstrates how desperate our sociopath rulers have become – the faceless politburo membership that comprise the venal ranks of Royal Arch Masonic Satan-worshipping kiddie fiddling paedo cult – for due the Great Awakening the masses intuitively grasp that what’s behind the Wizard’s curtains is more at scent than substance – and this the plutocrats fear - when the sheeple realise the black propaganda scams, demonising Islam and fingering Mohammed al Patsy for the 7/7 false flag terrorist attacks – and the murders of David Kelly and Robin Cook - and the Woolwich beheading pantomime – are all scaremongering tactics to keep us in a state of terrified anxiety – riddled with paranoid hysteria, risk aversion and political correctness lunacy.
Same with this Dog & Pony Show titled the Chilcot Inquiry – composed of a bunch of raving Masonic camp fudgers and paedo scum – they’ve been at it since fuck knows when (June 2009) and now the taxpaying electorate are barred from ever seeing a copy of the findings and conclusions - (obvious - Tony Bliar is a war criminal who sanctioned the illegal invasion of the sovereign state of Iraq and is personally responsible for the mass murder of thousands of non-combatants) – unless some civil service mandarin has redacted entire sections with his big black censorship pen.
Since the Crime and Disorder Act 1998, which introduced Anti-Social Behaviour Orders (ASBOs) the government has invented and legislated for a litany of such orders covering everything from dog crap to drug addiction, including but not limited to: Control Orders; Terrorism Prevention and Investigation Measures Orders; Intervention Orders; Crack House Closure Orders; Premise Closure Orders; Brothel Closure Orders; Gang Related Violence Injunctions; Designated Public Place Orders;Special Interim Management Orders; Gating Orders; Dog Control Orders; Letter Clearing Notices; Noise Abatement Orders; Graffiti / Defacement Removal Notices; Directions to Leave and Dispersal Orders.
On top of that fucking lot we have the ‘Stop and Search Orders under Section 60 of the Criminal Justice Order Act 1994 that allow searches without reasonable suspicion - followed by:
The Police Reform & Social Responsibility Act 2011.
The Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 aka RIPA.
Section 19 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act where by the Plod Squad thugs can seize an item if they believe it contains evidence in relation to an offence.
The Justice and Security Bill which authorises closed material proceedings / secret family courts: (a travesty of polices and social services corruption and unaccountability - and justice denied).
The Court of Protection – designed to conceal state-sponsored acts of kiddie fiddling and gag the whistle-blowers.
The Community Safety Accreditation Scheme.
The Protection of Freedoms Act 2012 – a joke in itself which does no such thing.
And last but by no means least, the Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime & Policing Bill 2013.
(For the record, the Antiterrorism and Effective Death Penalty Act of 1996 was amended by the False Flag Terrorist Hoax & Improvements Act 2005 - following the 7/7 London Tube [and bus] bombings).
Now we come to an ironic contradictory conundrum – for regardless of all this indigenized multicultural Big Society bullshit that successive governments have been flogging us like snake oil – simultaneously the bastards are striving for the creation and maintenance of an unemployed drugged-up, financially indebted, welfare dependent dysfunctional society – with this flatline economy and perpetual recession contributing to the wholesale disruption of the traditionalist British way of life on the agenda to thus conjure a situation to impose the Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime & Policing Bill as a precursor to full Martial Law.
Hence the raison d'être for this flood of immigration and an impending wave of EUSSR pikey stock from Gyppo Land to dilute and confuse further the four major collective forces - the four pillars - of our unique Anglo-Saxon human identity: Race, Religion, Family and Nation.
Thought for the day. Whatever you brand it, we’re tip-toeing along the precipice of a democratic abyss – and in a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. And what’s the betting that this dystopian bill has an anti-whistleblower clause somewhere in the small print.
Time is – to get busy erecting barricades out of discarded Pestco Greedy Grocer trolleys and priming high octane Molotov cocktails with super absorbent Tampax fuses ready for the forthcoming Mexican stand-off with the New World Order’s forces of darkness.
So fuck the Powers That Be and their Masonic Satanist Nonceter cult - and Big Brother, and his sister - and their New World Order.
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Wednesday 20 November 2013
Paedo’s Delight: Drop Age of Consent
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to Professor John Ashton, president of the UK’s Faculty of Pubic Health (while allied to the Royal College of Physicians and advises ministers and civil servants, is a non-governmental body) when interviewed on Channel 69 TV’s ‘Catholic Catamites Hour’ programme, claims the Con-Dem coalition government should consider dropping the age of sexual consent to at least 15 – and preferably lower – as changing the law would draw a metaphoric ‘line in the school playground’ against sex at 10 years old - or younger.
Obviously the muddled Ashton has deluded himself into the belief that as both Mother Nature and society transmit contradictory signals about when sex is kosher (albeit women do this throughout their entire adult lives) then in his unqualified opinion a ‘one size fits all’ remedy would be to lower the age of consent.
Thus Ashton has been rightly slammed by children’s rights campaigners and branded as unsuitable to field even this misguided personal judgement on such a controversial subject, let alone steer a national debate over the issue – nor advise or direct radical changes to existing legislative policy.
Conversely Downing Street were quick to piss on Ashton’s campaign bonfire before it could reach a critical mass state yesterday, with Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron dropping his customary procrastination stance and informing gutter press hacks that “This type of kiddie fiddling sex thing might be okay north of the border with Alex ‘Porky Pict’ Salmond’s Scottish Nonce Party - where child porno and kiddie bonking crimes get a sly nod and wink from the Freemason-infested police force and are covered up – same as occurred with the Speculative Society’s chief paedo pimp Thomas Hamilton and the Dunblane school tragedy - and let us not forget Grampian’s ongoing Hollie Greig scandal, where Aberdeen’s local worthies can molest and rape disabled children with impunity. But that’s the level of deviant perversion that manifests when society turns a blind eye to men wearing tutus.”
“And while the Welsh are half as bad, and have this kinky fetish thing for sheep, the same is not going down here in England on my watch – especially now this Jimmy Savile brouhaha has got out of hand with the sodding Met’s Yewtree, Fernbridge and Pallial witch hunts resulting in the arrest of all manner of sacrificial household name geriatric celebs on demand – and exposing the filthy peccadilloes of the odd deceased politician too - such as that ridiculous fatty Liberal Cyril Smith and Maggie’s old pal, Peter Morrison – which at least serves as a heaven-sent auspicious distraction to keep the Plod Squad off the Royal Family’s backs - and leaving Parliament’s Lords and MPs, and Whitehall civil servants alone – for now.”
Ashton's comments come against a backdrop of official figures which suggest that up to a third of pre-teens have sex before the present 16 years age of consent, go shoplifting Black Mamba ribbed condoms from one of the Greedy Grocer supermarkets such as Pestco, and are into male / female ‘comparative anatomy studies’ and copping the first savoir faire ‘sexperimental’ leg-overs down their local Doggers Wood by the age of 12.
Ms Candida Mingerot, a child abuse team specialist at Scrunt & McKunt (Solicitors), who represent the thousands of ‘Jim’ll Fuck It’ victims who were indecently groped or sexually molested or subjected to a three holer bonking session by Savile, informed media hacks that she has real concerns viz the prospect of the age of consent being lowered.
“Any such legislation that is even contemplated, let alone passed, would provide legitimacy for predatory adults at the BBC and around the Westminster seat of government to focus their attentions on even younger kiddies - hence there would manifest the real risk that we’re sending out a message to our already sick society that sex between some greying flabby DJ with a Roller and a big cigar - or paunchy cabinet minister having a ménage à trios with a couple of Year 5 elementary school pupils - is perfectly acceptable.”
“Really, it’s about time some fucker and their dog woke up to what’s being proposed here – lowering the age of sexual consent is a pederast’s wet dream come true.”
Making sure he got in on the act and said something, regardless of how irrelevant or asinine, Deputy Prime Minister Mick Clogg opined to a press hack from the Kiddie Fiddlers Review that internet pornography – especially so the ‘dark zone’ paedo websites - was causing young people to have strange expectations concerning sexual relationships – specifically if couples were supposed to be Adam and Eve – or Adam and Steve – and was it legal to bonk woolly farm animals?
Conversely shadow public health minister Fellattia van der Gamm called for mandatory sex and relationship education from nursery level, then had the nerve to boast that “The teenage pregnancy rate fell substantially under our last New Labour government – even if it was due to Peter Scandalson and the rest of the cabinet fudgers pushing their ‘gay is great – try it’ mission creep policy.”
However, according to the International Child & Youth Care Network, an age of consent set at 16 years negatively affects the teenage population of the UK in their own right – and further serves to criminalise upward of 50% of Roman Catholic priests, Boy Scout masters, BBC DJs, cabinet ministers – and the male cast of Coronation Street.
Yet at the other end of the yea / nay debate spectrum we have a split-arsed barrister from Hardon & Hardon Chambers in London, Ms Barbara Hewson, who in one of her frequent ‘blonde moments’ claimed the sex crimes committed by Stuart ‘Knobber’ Hall amount to low-level ‘slap on the wrist’ misdemeanours – and this paedophile hounding inquisition and persecution is the manipulation of the British criminal justice system to produce scapegoats on demand.
“What we need is the age of consent lowering to 13 to accommodate the perverted purposes of child sex aficionados - then there won’t be any paedophile crimes and the likes of poor Sir Jimmy Savile and old Cyril Porky Smith can enjoy their slap and tickle games in peace.”
Ms Hewson argued that “pinching a 16-year-old’s nipples, necking with a 13-year-old, or sticking one’s willy in between a comely 14-year-old’s luscious lips are not comparable to cases such as the kiddie bummings and murders that occurred on Ted Heath’s yacht around Jersey – or the sphincter-stretching suck and swallow gang rapes which became a regular Sunday School activity at St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Pederasts in Smegmadale back in the 1960’s - until the choir boys poisoned the offending priests with an overdose of their own Viagra by spiking the communion vino.”
Thought for the day. In 1875 the Offences Against the Persons Act raised the age of sexual consent from 12 to 13 in Britain and Ireland; then was further revised in 1885 under the Criminal Law Amendment Act which raised it again – to the current 16 years of age – all committed with the welfare of our precious youth in mind and not to be undone by permissive politicos with a pederast bent.
Regardless, in a bid to accommodate the perverted deviant tastes of the child molesting sectors of our sick global society, the People’s Marxist Republic of China’s DHgate.com website is selling kiddie-sized sex dolls named the ‘Licky-Sucky 69’ costing $180 apiece and has commenced shipping to online purchase customers in Japan and across Europe and the good ole US of A.
DHgate is now catching flack from all quarters of the ‘civilised’ (sic) world for thumbing their noses at socio-moral taboos by manufacturing and marketing this sex doll described as being ‘a beautiful young girl or boy sex partner for those discerning dirty old men who don’t want to end up in jail’ – and being very flexible with all three self-lubing holes ready for use.
Stop press / drop the dead donkey: Saudi Arabia, the UAE and Kuwait are alleged to be engaged in a bidding war over the purchase of the DHgate factory’s stock production of inflatable goats for the next year.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The gospel according to Professor John Ashton, president of the UK’s Faculty of Pubic Health (while allied to the Royal College of Physicians and advises ministers and civil servants, is a non-governmental body) when interviewed on Channel 69 TV’s ‘Catholic Catamites Hour’ programme, claims the Con-Dem coalition government should consider dropping the age of sexual consent to at least 15 – and preferably lower – as changing the law would draw a metaphoric ‘line in the school playground’ against sex at 10 years old - or younger.
Obviously the muddled Ashton has deluded himself into the belief that as both Mother Nature and society transmit contradictory signals about when sex is kosher (albeit women do this throughout their entire adult lives) then in his unqualified opinion a ‘one size fits all’ remedy would be to lower the age of consent.
Thus Ashton has been rightly slammed by children’s rights campaigners and branded as unsuitable to field even this misguided personal judgement on such a controversial subject, let alone steer a national debate over the issue – nor advise or direct radical changes to existing legislative policy.
Conversely Downing Street were quick to piss on Ashton’s campaign bonfire before it could reach a critical mass state yesterday, with Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron dropping his customary procrastination stance and informing gutter press hacks that “This type of kiddie fiddling sex thing might be okay north of the border with Alex ‘Porky Pict’ Salmond’s Scottish Nonce Party - where child porno and kiddie bonking crimes get a sly nod and wink from the Freemason-infested police force and are covered up – same as occurred with the Speculative Society’s chief paedo pimp Thomas Hamilton and the Dunblane school tragedy - and let us not forget Grampian’s ongoing Hollie Greig scandal, where Aberdeen’s local worthies can molest and rape disabled children with impunity. But that’s the level of deviant perversion that manifests when society turns a blind eye to men wearing tutus.”
“And while the Welsh are half as bad, and have this kinky fetish thing for sheep, the same is not going down here in England on my watch – especially now this Jimmy Savile brouhaha has got out of hand with the sodding Met’s Yewtree, Fernbridge and Pallial witch hunts resulting in the arrest of all manner of sacrificial household name geriatric celebs on demand – and exposing the filthy peccadilloes of the odd deceased politician too - such as that ridiculous fatty Liberal Cyril Smith and Maggie’s old pal, Peter Morrison – which at least serves as a heaven-sent auspicious distraction to keep the Plod Squad off the Royal Family’s backs - and leaving Parliament’s Lords and MPs, and Whitehall civil servants alone – for now.”
Ashton's comments come against a backdrop of official figures which suggest that up to a third of pre-teens have sex before the present 16 years age of consent, go shoplifting Black Mamba ribbed condoms from one of the Greedy Grocer supermarkets such as Pestco, and are into male / female ‘comparative anatomy studies’ and copping the first savoir faire ‘sexperimental’ leg-overs down their local Doggers Wood by the age of 12.
Ms Candida Mingerot, a child abuse team specialist at Scrunt & McKunt (Solicitors), who represent the thousands of ‘Jim’ll Fuck It’ victims who were indecently groped or sexually molested or subjected to a three holer bonking session by Savile, informed media hacks that she has real concerns viz the prospect of the age of consent being lowered.
“Any such legislation that is even contemplated, let alone passed, would provide legitimacy for predatory adults at the BBC and around the Westminster seat of government to focus their attentions on even younger kiddies - hence there would manifest the real risk that we’re sending out a message to our already sick society that sex between some greying flabby DJ with a Roller and a big cigar - or paunchy cabinet minister having a ménage à trios with a couple of Year 5 elementary school pupils - is perfectly acceptable.”
“Really, it’s about time some fucker and their dog woke up to what’s being proposed here – lowering the age of sexual consent is a pederast’s wet dream come true.”
Making sure he got in on the act and said something, regardless of how irrelevant or asinine, Deputy Prime Minister Mick Clogg opined to a press hack from the Kiddie Fiddlers Review that internet pornography – especially so the ‘dark zone’ paedo websites - was causing young people to have strange expectations concerning sexual relationships – specifically if couples were supposed to be Adam and Eve – or Adam and Steve – and was it legal to bonk woolly farm animals?
Conversely shadow public health minister Fellattia van der Gamm called for mandatory sex and relationship education from nursery level, then had the nerve to boast that “The teenage pregnancy rate fell substantially under our last New Labour government – even if it was due to Peter Scandalson and the rest of the cabinet fudgers pushing their ‘gay is great – try it’ mission creep policy.”
However, according to the International Child & Youth Care Network, an age of consent set at 16 years negatively affects the teenage population of the UK in their own right – and further serves to criminalise upward of 50% of Roman Catholic priests, Boy Scout masters, BBC DJs, cabinet ministers – and the male cast of Coronation Street.
Yet at the other end of the yea / nay debate spectrum we have a split-arsed barrister from Hardon & Hardon Chambers in London, Ms Barbara Hewson, who in one of her frequent ‘blonde moments’ claimed the sex crimes committed by Stuart ‘Knobber’ Hall amount to low-level ‘slap on the wrist’ misdemeanours – and this paedophile hounding inquisition and persecution is the manipulation of the British criminal justice system to produce scapegoats on demand.
“What we need is the age of consent lowering to 13 to accommodate the perverted purposes of child sex aficionados - then there won’t be any paedophile crimes and the likes of poor Sir Jimmy Savile and old Cyril Porky Smith can enjoy their slap and tickle games in peace.”
Ms Hewson argued that “pinching a 16-year-old’s nipples, necking with a 13-year-old, or sticking one’s willy in between a comely 14-year-old’s luscious lips are not comparable to cases such as the kiddie bummings and murders that occurred on Ted Heath’s yacht around Jersey – or the sphincter-stretching suck and swallow gang rapes which became a regular Sunday School activity at St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Pederasts in Smegmadale back in the 1960’s - until the choir boys poisoned the offending priests with an overdose of their own Viagra by spiking the communion vino.”
Thought for the day. In 1875 the Offences Against the Persons Act raised the age of sexual consent from 12 to 13 in Britain and Ireland; then was further revised in 1885 under the Criminal Law Amendment Act which raised it again – to the current 16 years of age – all committed with the welfare of our precious youth in mind and not to be undone by permissive politicos with a pederast bent.
Regardless, in a bid to accommodate the perverted deviant tastes of the child molesting sectors of our sick global society, the People’s Marxist Republic of China’s DHgate.com website is selling kiddie-sized sex dolls named the ‘Licky-Sucky 69’ costing $180 apiece and has commenced shipping to online purchase customers in Japan and across Europe and the good ole US of A.
DHgate is now catching flack from all quarters of the ‘civilised’ (sic) world for thumbing their noses at socio-moral taboos by manufacturing and marketing this sex doll described as being ‘a beautiful young girl or boy sex partner for those discerning dirty old men who don’t want to end up in jail’ – and being very flexible with all three self-lubing holes ready for use.
Stop press / drop the dead donkey: Saudi Arabia, the UAE and Kuwait are alleged to be engaged in a bidding war over the purchase of the DHgate factory’s stock production of inflatable goats for the next year.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday 19 November 2013
Typhoon HAARP = Signal 4 US Hypocrisy
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The Republic of the Philippines’ central Visayas islands zone and the common herd peasant inhabitants were yesterday left in a mixed state of shock and high dudgeon on receiving news - via the alternative media obviously - that the Yanks were responsible for this latest super typhoon calamity that so recently was visited upon their collective, innocent heads.
So the reason for the 200 mph Typhoon HAARP-generated gales and tidal surge devastation wreaked on the islands of Samar, Leyte, Cebu and Bohol et al via this ruthless weather wars attack was aimed at cowing and coercing the inept Aquino-led government into embracing the lop-sided Trans-Pacific Partnership and re-initiating the 1991-defunct US Bases Agreement.
Oh yes, nothing less than a hefty TPP kick in the ass from the Great Satan global bully for the Philippines to stop shagging the cat and get with the Trans-Pacific Partnership programme – authorised by none other than the south Chicago Harry Lennix clone currently squatting in the Oval Office who claims to be an all-American born and bred Hawaiian – and not some coke-snorting, cock-sucking Kenyan-Indonesian Muslim impostor cuckoo faggot - still peddling the threadbare ‘Hope n Change’ deception.
So in the wake of Typhoon HAARP’s passage, the penultimate Signal 4 strength weather disturbance which made purposeful landfall and ripped through the Visayas last week like Hell’s Furies on steroids, the good ole US of A hypocrisy score has achieved an all-time high, breaking earlier world class records of duplicity, when navy warships and legions of psycho kiddie bonking Marines arrived in the storm-battered Third World archipelago to firmly entrench their ‘returned’ military presence and help clean up the mega-mess caused by the piloted passage of the weather wars manipulated Yolandia (Haiyan).
White House spokesman Billy Bob Redneck, speaking to a gutter press hack from the False Flag Gazette in Washington, made a crude reference to the serendipitous fact that American forces ‘just happened’ to be in the locality (an entire carrier fleet) and were willing to devote themselves to address nagging problems like disaster relief and humanitarian assistance – and, er, hang around indefinitely to keep a check on China’s ever-expanding influence in the south-east Asian region.
While it’s not unique for a seasonal south-east monsoon typhoon strength weather disturbance to forge a path through the central Visayas and exit on a north-west heading across the South China Sea – one of that intensity is a sore thumb anomaly that stinks of weather wars manipulation – with Yolanda intentionally and with malice aforethought boosted via the globally-positioned weaponised HAARP arrays.
While we’re treating this war crimes attack on the Philippines with a healthy and corrective double coat of cynicism, it might be worthy of mention that Typhoon Yolanda’s ‘intensity will doubtless be blamed on climate change and used to push the fantasy phenomenon of anthropogenic global warming scam – hence boosting the carbon credits cap and trade exchange rip-off bourse.
So the Republic of the Philistines gets a taste of the Hurricane Katrina and Superstorm Sandy false flag scenario treatment – just the same as the 2010 Haiti HAARP-generated ground–shaker, and Japan’s Tōhoku coastal region 2011 Force 9 HAARP earthquake that never was – which caused the tsunami inundation of the Fuckupshima nuke power plant.
And let’s not overlook the 2005 Boxing Day mega tsunami triggered in the Sumatran Trench off Indonesia, generated either by the HAARP weapons array or more likely a pair of sub-marine 20 megaton nukes detonated simultaneously to create a ‘natural’ (sic) force majeure / act of God calamity and hence Jakarta rolled out the red carpet for US aid – which was all ready and waiting in Guam and Okinawa.
And here we have the same again – to re-establish their mid-western Pacific presence in the hapless Philippines since their oppressive military bases were hoofed out with ‘extreme prejudice’ in 1991 – an insult the Great Satan has never forgotten.
Oh yes, these maleficent, baleful bastards have no limits to the destruction, suffering and misery they wreak – and all to forward the New World Order agenda for their inbred, core evil Masonic Illuminati Master Race bosses in Switzerland and London – (the very sinister, devoid of conscience sub-human beings, who instruct the Bilderberg gophers what to expedite) - and achieve the establishment of the illusory New Jerusalem.
For a history of US military and CIA / black ops interventions and meddling read Killing Hope by William Blum – a history of Uncle Sam’s dirty tricks from the false flag attack on the Midway in Havana Harbour - up to the 9/11 treasonable debacle expedited by rogue elements of the US military and the Dubya Bush administration neo-cons in criminal collusion with Mossad’s dirty tricks department.
Hot on the heels of the US Stage 1 Hypocrisy, we are then faced with the home truth and harsh realities of ‘Stage 2 Hypocrisy’ – doled out by the Republic of the Philistines very own government kleptocracy – all under the dubious watch of President Nonoy Aquino – son of the late, utterly naïve President Cory and scion of the filthy rich Cojuangco family – a fortune founded on loan sharking usury, sugar cane and slave labour.
The Philippines - 7,090-odd islands, all dominated by a voracious oligarch class composed of congenital braggarts whose material gluttony and all-consuming greed is only surpassed by their sick capacity for boastacious self-promotion. Take our word on this score - humility isn’t part of their limited lexicon.
So thanks to these oligarch clans (untouchable warlords by any other name – all with their own standing armies) are running the country that is so riddled with graft and corruption that the system of officialdom is unable to function without it.
Fact – the government is more at a kleptocracy than bureaucracy - thanks to 350 years of Spanish misrule and Roman Catholic-generated religious superstition – and 50 years of fine-tuned corruption under the Yanks.
Thus graft and corruption and wide-scale extortion exists at every level of society – and never more so than when calamity strikes. Okay the old joke goes – favourite nation? - easy – ‘donation’. And here the hypocrisy kicks in.
All donated international aid shipped in gets impounded, scrutinised and sorted by the Renta-Crook Bureau of Customs and down the road by local council officials – with the real goodies and choice foods – especially so corned beef and tinned ham diverted (read ‘stolen’) for resale at duty free outlets to generate mega-bucks foreign exchange – with the donated goodies being substituted with gash stash locally produced Mami Noodles and ‘Super-Ulam Pinoy’ 555 Sardines and short grain F6 sub-standard rice– then handed out to the starving peasantry by some elected official – with the reminder of “Don’t forget – vote for me.”
On a lighter note – if such a thing is possible in this sea of human tragedy and deceit, New Zealand was kind enough to dispatch a shipment of yeast – for making bread (or Marie Antoinette style ‘cakes’) – so hopefully some other magnanimous souls donated a couple of loads of flour to go with the former – albeit the indigenous population, while occasionally partaking of a breakfast pan de sal, are not too addicted to sandwiches and toast as per their Occidental counterparts – and even if starving would still prefer a bowl of rice. Preferably fish and rice, and if no fish, then bagoong – a fishy paste that makes moggie grub Kit-e-Kat look – and smell – like a 5 star Chef gourmet dish.
Irony Part One: It might well be expected that in the wake of the storm’s devastation the main whinge be focused on the shortage of potable water and food – or toilet and bathing facilities and shelter – but no, it’s the fact the power lines are down, hence zero electricity means there’s no way to charge their ubiquitous i-Pads and smart phones. No internet, no e-mails, no texts, no tweets.
As for Irony Part Two, Broken Britain’s flabby Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron was full of himself this week on the floor of the House of Conmans, boasting to all and sundry of the UK’s contribution of aid to the areas of the Philippines devastated by Typhoon HAARP – with a Royal Navy ‘destroyer’ HMS Rustbucket currently underway on a heading for storm-ravaged Tacloban, capital of the island of Leyte.
A ‘destroyer’ – Que? WTF? Isn’t the place ‘destroyed’ enough already?
Thought for the day. HAARP, akin with nuclear weapons: for purposes of belligerence we command a technology of far greater evolution than our moral and intellectual abilities to rationally commit such to destructive use.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The Republic of the Philippines’ central Visayas islands zone and the common herd peasant inhabitants were yesterday left in a mixed state of shock and high dudgeon on receiving news - via the alternative media obviously - that the Yanks were responsible for this latest super typhoon calamity that so recently was visited upon their collective, innocent heads.
So the reason for the 200 mph Typhoon HAARP-generated gales and tidal surge devastation wreaked on the islands of Samar, Leyte, Cebu and Bohol et al via this ruthless weather wars attack was aimed at cowing and coercing the inept Aquino-led government into embracing the lop-sided Trans-Pacific Partnership and re-initiating the 1991-defunct US Bases Agreement.
Oh yes, nothing less than a hefty TPP kick in the ass from the Great Satan global bully for the Philippines to stop shagging the cat and get with the Trans-Pacific Partnership programme – authorised by none other than the south Chicago Harry Lennix clone currently squatting in the Oval Office who claims to be an all-American born and bred Hawaiian – and not some coke-snorting, cock-sucking Kenyan-Indonesian Muslim impostor cuckoo faggot - still peddling the threadbare ‘Hope n Change’ deception.
So in the wake of Typhoon HAARP’s passage, the penultimate Signal 4 strength weather disturbance which made purposeful landfall and ripped through the Visayas last week like Hell’s Furies on steroids, the good ole US of A hypocrisy score has achieved an all-time high, breaking earlier world class records of duplicity, when navy warships and legions of psycho kiddie bonking Marines arrived in the storm-battered Third World archipelago to firmly entrench their ‘returned’ military presence and help clean up the mega-mess caused by the piloted passage of the weather wars manipulated Yolandia (Haiyan).
White House spokesman Billy Bob Redneck, speaking to a gutter press hack from the False Flag Gazette in Washington, made a crude reference to the serendipitous fact that American forces ‘just happened’ to be in the locality (an entire carrier fleet) and were willing to devote themselves to address nagging problems like disaster relief and humanitarian assistance – and, er, hang around indefinitely to keep a check on China’s ever-expanding influence in the south-east Asian region.
While it’s not unique for a seasonal south-east monsoon typhoon strength weather disturbance to forge a path through the central Visayas and exit on a north-west heading across the South China Sea – one of that intensity is a sore thumb anomaly that stinks of weather wars manipulation – with Yolanda intentionally and with malice aforethought boosted via the globally-positioned weaponised HAARP arrays.
While we’re treating this war crimes attack on the Philippines with a healthy and corrective double coat of cynicism, it might be worthy of mention that Typhoon Yolanda’s ‘intensity will doubtless be blamed on climate change and used to push the fantasy phenomenon of anthropogenic global warming scam – hence boosting the carbon credits cap and trade exchange rip-off bourse.
So the Republic of the Philistines gets a taste of the Hurricane Katrina and Superstorm Sandy false flag scenario treatment – just the same as the 2010 Haiti HAARP-generated ground–shaker, and Japan’s Tōhoku coastal region 2011 Force 9 HAARP earthquake that never was – which caused the tsunami inundation of the Fuckupshima nuke power plant.
And let’s not overlook the 2005 Boxing Day mega tsunami triggered in the Sumatran Trench off Indonesia, generated either by the HAARP weapons array or more likely a pair of sub-marine 20 megaton nukes detonated simultaneously to create a ‘natural’ (sic) force majeure / act of God calamity and hence Jakarta rolled out the red carpet for US aid – which was all ready and waiting in Guam and Okinawa.
And here we have the same again – to re-establish their mid-western Pacific presence in the hapless Philippines since their oppressive military bases were hoofed out with ‘extreme prejudice’ in 1991 – an insult the Great Satan has never forgotten.
Oh yes, these maleficent, baleful bastards have no limits to the destruction, suffering and misery they wreak – and all to forward the New World Order agenda for their inbred, core evil Masonic Illuminati Master Race bosses in Switzerland and London – (the very sinister, devoid of conscience sub-human beings, who instruct the Bilderberg gophers what to expedite) - and achieve the establishment of the illusory New Jerusalem.
For a history of US military and CIA / black ops interventions and meddling read Killing Hope by William Blum – a history of Uncle Sam’s dirty tricks from the false flag attack on the Midway in Havana Harbour - up to the 9/11 treasonable debacle expedited by rogue elements of the US military and the Dubya Bush administration neo-cons in criminal collusion with Mossad’s dirty tricks department.
Hot on the heels of the US Stage 1 Hypocrisy, we are then faced with the home truth and harsh realities of ‘Stage 2 Hypocrisy’ – doled out by the Republic of the Philistines very own government kleptocracy – all under the dubious watch of President Nonoy Aquino – son of the late, utterly naïve President Cory and scion of the filthy rich Cojuangco family – a fortune founded on loan sharking usury, sugar cane and slave labour.
The Philippines - 7,090-odd islands, all dominated by a voracious oligarch class composed of congenital braggarts whose material gluttony and all-consuming greed is only surpassed by their sick capacity for boastacious self-promotion. Take our word on this score - humility isn’t part of their limited lexicon.
So thanks to these oligarch clans (untouchable warlords by any other name – all with their own standing armies) are running the country that is so riddled with graft and corruption that the system of officialdom is unable to function without it.
Fact – the government is more at a kleptocracy than bureaucracy - thanks to 350 years of Spanish misrule and Roman Catholic-generated religious superstition – and 50 years of fine-tuned corruption under the Yanks.
Thus graft and corruption and wide-scale extortion exists at every level of society – and never more so than when calamity strikes. Okay the old joke goes – favourite nation? - easy – ‘donation’. And here the hypocrisy kicks in.
All donated international aid shipped in gets impounded, scrutinised and sorted by the Renta-Crook Bureau of Customs and down the road by local council officials – with the real goodies and choice foods – especially so corned beef and tinned ham diverted (read ‘stolen’) for resale at duty free outlets to generate mega-bucks foreign exchange – with the donated goodies being substituted with gash stash locally produced Mami Noodles and ‘Super-Ulam Pinoy’ 555 Sardines and short grain F6 sub-standard rice– then handed out to the starving peasantry by some elected official – with the reminder of “Don’t forget – vote for me.”
On a lighter note – if such a thing is possible in this sea of human tragedy and deceit, New Zealand was kind enough to dispatch a shipment of yeast – for making bread (or Marie Antoinette style ‘cakes’) – so hopefully some other magnanimous souls donated a couple of loads of flour to go with the former – albeit the indigenous population, while occasionally partaking of a breakfast pan de sal, are not too addicted to sandwiches and toast as per their Occidental counterparts – and even if starving would still prefer a bowl of rice. Preferably fish and rice, and if no fish, then bagoong – a fishy paste that makes moggie grub Kit-e-Kat look – and smell – like a 5 star Chef gourmet dish.
Irony Part One: It might well be expected that in the wake of the storm’s devastation the main whinge be focused on the shortage of potable water and food – or toilet and bathing facilities and shelter – but no, it’s the fact the power lines are down, hence zero electricity means there’s no way to charge their ubiquitous i-Pads and smart phones. No internet, no e-mails, no texts, no tweets.
As for Irony Part Two, Broken Britain’s flabby Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron was full of himself this week on the floor of the House of Conmans, boasting to all and sundry of the UK’s contribution of aid to the areas of the Philippines devastated by Typhoon HAARP – with a Royal Navy ‘destroyer’ HMS Rustbucket currently underway on a heading for storm-ravaged Tacloban, capital of the island of Leyte.
A ‘destroyer’ – Que? WTF? Isn’t the place ‘destroyed’ enough already?
Thought for the day. HAARP, akin with nuclear weapons: for purposes of belligerence we command a technology of far greater evolution than our moral and intellectual abilities to rationally commit such to destructive use.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday 17 November 2013
Austerity Hypocrisy Dooms Tory Re-Election
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The state of dark, rebellious passions which now rule the ranks of Broken Britain’s common herd society – the very ‘sheeple’ that this Con-Dem Nasty Party Coalition assume with unqualified arrogance to lord it over – are those of acrimonious dissent and do not bode well for Tory or Lib-Dum candidates alike at the ballot box come the day of reckoning in 2015.
The entire pissed-off voting demographic of our once sceptred isle is ready and raring for this next general election in May 2015 – counting down the passing days alike the hapless Estragon and Vladimir waiting for Godot - (who unbeknown to his pals copped for a fatal ration of NHS Trust Liverpool Care Pathway treatment after being hospitalised with an ingrowing foreskin some days previously and most definitely won’t be arriving as scheduled).
With fanfare and vengeful relish, on the 7th May 2015 we can express our collective ire at the voting booth and hoof this absurd Tory-dominated coalition vaudeville dog n pony show out of office – and hopefully not put an X down for the also-ran election pledge-breaking Lib-Dum ‘Loser’s Party’ - or the child wunderkind-led New Labour incompetents whose mismanagement of domestic and international affairs caused this flatline economic calamity in the first place.
At a pinch the indestructible Nutty Nigel Barrage and UKIP sounds a fair alternative choice, or the equally bonkers tree hugging crowd, or the BNP – or the EDL – or even Screaming Lord Sutch’s Raving Loony Party – or do we return to a system of autonomous tribal collectives, dump the Crapitalist monetary ripoff and go back to barter trading?
While no fucker or their dog actually won the 2010 general election, and Cabbage Patch Dave’s Nasty Party garnered a few more votes than the Gordon Cyclops Broon and the New Labour dog wankers – things were still pretty free and easy until the Tory’s Minister for Social Misery, Iain Duncan Shit – assisted in no minor way by the train fare dodging Chancellor George ‘Spankies’ Osborne and Her Royal Pompousness, Employment Minister Esther ‘Blonde Moments’ McVey - set out on a pre-plotted course of strategic social engineering strikes to devastate the dignity of the unemployed and disabled with their respective ‘lettres de cachet’ – so they were branded as common herd pauper scum, then subsequently disenfranchised and cast out, stigmatised by the ruling hierarchy as the wretched of the earth.
Let’s be clear on one fact here – the ‘disenfranchised’ were not just a slew of ne’er-do-well workshy scroungers and disabled impersonators with their little walking sticks and limp wrist slings – the social benefit addicts that hang around outside boozers all afternoon rolling ciggies and mainline on jobseekers allowance, sick pay and housing benefit – but the actual poor and needy ostracised in situations of acute want and distress, abandoned by this duplicitous nanny state, to survive by their wits and own devices. Not an easy task for those frail of limb and short on mental acumen.
In utter disgust we perceive these merciless, empathy-deficient pondscum twats such as the above-named trio and their 640-odd House of Conmans cohorts – along with the Shitehall civil service jobsworth bureaucrats – who simply erode the integrity and trust required for democracy to function. To wit, their actions are tantamount to treason.
And the main blame for this state of affairs lies squarely with Iain Duncan Shit, the DWP’s welfare benefits-slashing answer to Freddie Kruger. Blighted as he might be with a legion of palpable faults, he’s thus deservedly earned the thousand and one pejoratives that serve to describe his sub-human condition to a tee – and branded as a smug cunt about sums him up - end of story.
With Duncan Shit, if he was a black feller, then we could perhaps put this failure to comprehend the misery he’s causing down to some congenital mental aberration, such as the Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome – same problem as afflicts Barky ‘Drone Wars’ Obama - the Kenyan-Indonesian ‘Harry Lennix’ clone – that ‘darkie’ Muslim cuckoo currently squatting in the White House under false pretences and trying his damndest to beat Dubya Bush’s and Tony Bliar’s war crimes body count records.
But alas, 20/20 hindsight does not provide a facility to revise or correct the flaws of past government actions, hence worthless onanist twats like Mr Duncan Shit simply fall into Parliament’s perpetual recycling of duff politicians process, with the tosser hoofed out of the party leadership post due his reliance on the evasive art of temporising – a habit evolved following a lifetime of making the wrong decisions.
Thus ousted as Fuhrer of the Nasty Party, alike his equally useless Tory contemporaries - closet case Willy ‘Fudge’ Vague and the bloodsucking Michael ‘Drac’ Howard - the not fit for purpose hypocrisy-ridden Iain Duncan Shit, while basking in the perverted schadenfreude joys he derives from turning Broken Britain’s welfare benefits system into a hit n run, scorched earth hopscotch game, has conveniently engaged selective memory mode to overlook the fact he personally took a year off work when his missus was ill.
Oh yes, and all fully paid up - with us, the hapless taxpayers, getting shafted for the cost of that holiday - and nary a single ATOS check on his ability to do even part-time work – whereas any other fucker and their dog tried to pull a stunt like that and their welfare benefits get the chop.
Then in charge of this millionaire’s cabinet of tosspots we have Mr Austerity himself, Posh Dave Scameron, a ‘man tits’ flabby self-delusional buffoon who believes that in the eyes of the common herd (us) the Tory Party now constitutes an actual reformist ‘belief system’ – with him as the cult’s Messiah.
But Bullingdon Dave, current mouthpiece for the Great and the Good, fails to comprehend the stark realities of cause and effect inflicted on the heads of innocents by his fatally flawed coalition’s mismanagement of domestic and international / foreign policy affairs – and the devastation wrought not only on the economy of our once-sceptred isle but that too of our iconic welfare state safety net – specifically designed to cater for the diversity of human needs – and the once-boasted pride and joy of society’s victims - the real needy and benefit scroungers likewise.
Successive governments have worked for decades on delivering this Womb to Tomb welfare state and hence embellished the entitlement culture to an inbred cradle to grave expectation that borders on addiction – then the Tory Nasty Party, in their frustrated incompetence and ineptitude over how to reduce the national debt (just default) start slashing family and single parent benefits and can’t comprehend why they are pilloried by unemployed, homeless, gut-hungry mobs every which way they turn now the iconic privileges have been blocked.
And let’s not mention the £££ zillions ‘wasted’ on foreign aid charity and funding neo-imperialist wars of aggression – all of which would be better spent here in Third World Broken Britain.
Regardless, with hindsight thrown to the vagaries of the four winds, the austerity juggernaut lumbers on, claiming fresh victims with each passing day - crushing the Remploy facilities, paring down pensioner’s winter fuel allowance payments by £50 quid (as ‘unregulated’ gas and electric tariffs soar); imposing draconian second bedroom taxes - and all the while the House of Conmans bludgers are giggling away, personally ignoring the flatline state of our de-industrialised nation’s finances and while refusing to accept a ‘benefits cap’ on their Parliamentary expenses, are regardless and without a hint of self-regulatory control, shamelessly pushing for an 11% pay raise.
Yet we, the common herd, the 99%, the great unwashed, the useless eaters, the wretched of the earth, - who just happen, by circumstance of our toil and sweat, to be the ones actually funding the lifestyles of this privileged class - who by self-proclaimed divine right to rule have been sneering down their lardy-da toff class noses at the peasantry and lording it over us for centuries – nay, millenniums - and hence we are fully inured to being shit on by inbred bloodline mongrels who’ve been swimming too long at the shallow end of the gene pool.
Homelessness and youth unemployment, along with the myriad ills of our diseased economy, collectively represent the mechanism – explosive charge, shrapnel and detonator - of a socio-political time bomb of sub-nuclear proportions just tick-ticking away in the background of Broken Britain’s neglected inner city urban sprawls – our slum ‘projects’ and ghettoes.
Hmmm, come the Day of the Rope …… rebellion …… enough said.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The state of dark, rebellious passions which now rule the ranks of Broken Britain’s common herd society – the very ‘sheeple’ that this Con-Dem Nasty Party Coalition assume with unqualified arrogance to lord it over – are those of acrimonious dissent and do not bode well for Tory or Lib-Dum candidates alike at the ballot box come the day of reckoning in 2015.
The entire pissed-off voting demographic of our once sceptred isle is ready and raring for this next general election in May 2015 – counting down the passing days alike the hapless Estragon and Vladimir waiting for Godot - (who unbeknown to his pals copped for a fatal ration of NHS Trust Liverpool Care Pathway treatment after being hospitalised with an ingrowing foreskin some days previously and most definitely won’t be arriving as scheduled).
With fanfare and vengeful relish, on the 7th May 2015 we can express our collective ire at the voting booth and hoof this absurd Tory-dominated coalition vaudeville dog n pony show out of office – and hopefully not put an X down for the also-ran election pledge-breaking Lib-Dum ‘Loser’s Party’ - or the child wunderkind-led New Labour incompetents whose mismanagement of domestic and international affairs caused this flatline economic calamity in the first place.
At a pinch the indestructible Nutty Nigel Barrage and UKIP sounds a fair alternative choice, or the equally bonkers tree hugging crowd, or the BNP – or the EDL – or even Screaming Lord Sutch’s Raving Loony Party – or do we return to a system of autonomous tribal collectives, dump the Crapitalist monetary ripoff and go back to barter trading?
While no fucker or their dog actually won the 2010 general election, and Cabbage Patch Dave’s Nasty Party garnered a few more votes than the Gordon Cyclops Broon and the New Labour dog wankers – things were still pretty free and easy until the Tory’s Minister for Social Misery, Iain Duncan Shit – assisted in no minor way by the train fare dodging Chancellor George ‘Spankies’ Osborne and Her Royal Pompousness, Employment Minister Esther ‘Blonde Moments’ McVey - set out on a pre-plotted course of strategic social engineering strikes to devastate the dignity of the unemployed and disabled with their respective ‘lettres de cachet’ – so they were branded as common herd pauper scum, then subsequently disenfranchised and cast out, stigmatised by the ruling hierarchy as the wretched of the earth.
Let’s be clear on one fact here – the ‘disenfranchised’ were not just a slew of ne’er-do-well workshy scroungers and disabled impersonators with their little walking sticks and limp wrist slings – the social benefit addicts that hang around outside boozers all afternoon rolling ciggies and mainline on jobseekers allowance, sick pay and housing benefit – but the actual poor and needy ostracised in situations of acute want and distress, abandoned by this duplicitous nanny state, to survive by their wits and own devices. Not an easy task for those frail of limb and short on mental acumen.
In utter disgust we perceive these merciless, empathy-deficient pondscum twats such as the above-named trio and their 640-odd House of Conmans cohorts – along with the Shitehall civil service jobsworth bureaucrats – who simply erode the integrity and trust required for democracy to function. To wit, their actions are tantamount to treason.
And the main blame for this state of affairs lies squarely with Iain Duncan Shit, the DWP’s welfare benefits-slashing answer to Freddie Kruger. Blighted as he might be with a legion of palpable faults, he’s thus deservedly earned the thousand and one pejoratives that serve to describe his sub-human condition to a tee – and branded as a smug cunt about sums him up - end of story.
With Duncan Shit, if he was a black feller, then we could perhaps put this failure to comprehend the misery he’s causing down to some congenital mental aberration, such as the Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome – same problem as afflicts Barky ‘Drone Wars’ Obama - the Kenyan-Indonesian ‘Harry Lennix’ clone – that ‘darkie’ Muslim cuckoo currently squatting in the White House under false pretences and trying his damndest to beat Dubya Bush’s and Tony Bliar’s war crimes body count records.
But alas, 20/20 hindsight does not provide a facility to revise or correct the flaws of past government actions, hence worthless onanist twats like Mr Duncan Shit simply fall into Parliament’s perpetual recycling of duff politicians process, with the tosser hoofed out of the party leadership post due his reliance on the evasive art of temporising – a habit evolved following a lifetime of making the wrong decisions.
Thus ousted as Fuhrer of the Nasty Party, alike his equally useless Tory contemporaries - closet case Willy ‘Fudge’ Vague and the bloodsucking Michael ‘Drac’ Howard - the not fit for purpose hypocrisy-ridden Iain Duncan Shit, while basking in the perverted schadenfreude joys he derives from turning Broken Britain’s welfare benefits system into a hit n run, scorched earth hopscotch game, has conveniently engaged selective memory mode to overlook the fact he personally took a year off work when his missus was ill.
Oh yes, and all fully paid up - with us, the hapless taxpayers, getting shafted for the cost of that holiday - and nary a single ATOS check on his ability to do even part-time work – whereas any other fucker and their dog tried to pull a stunt like that and their welfare benefits get the chop.
Then in charge of this millionaire’s cabinet of tosspots we have Mr Austerity himself, Posh Dave Scameron, a ‘man tits’ flabby self-delusional buffoon who believes that in the eyes of the common herd (us) the Tory Party now constitutes an actual reformist ‘belief system’ – with him as the cult’s Messiah.
But Bullingdon Dave, current mouthpiece for the Great and the Good, fails to comprehend the stark realities of cause and effect inflicted on the heads of innocents by his fatally flawed coalition’s mismanagement of domestic and international / foreign policy affairs – and the devastation wrought not only on the economy of our once-sceptred isle but that too of our iconic welfare state safety net – specifically designed to cater for the diversity of human needs – and the once-boasted pride and joy of society’s victims - the real needy and benefit scroungers likewise.
Successive governments have worked for decades on delivering this Womb to Tomb welfare state and hence embellished the entitlement culture to an inbred cradle to grave expectation that borders on addiction – then the Tory Nasty Party, in their frustrated incompetence and ineptitude over how to reduce the national debt (just default) start slashing family and single parent benefits and can’t comprehend why they are pilloried by unemployed, homeless, gut-hungry mobs every which way they turn now the iconic privileges have been blocked.
And let’s not mention the £££ zillions ‘wasted’ on foreign aid charity and funding neo-imperialist wars of aggression – all of which would be better spent here in Third World Broken Britain.
Regardless, with hindsight thrown to the vagaries of the four winds, the austerity juggernaut lumbers on, claiming fresh victims with each passing day - crushing the Remploy facilities, paring down pensioner’s winter fuel allowance payments by £50 quid (as ‘unregulated’ gas and electric tariffs soar); imposing draconian second bedroom taxes - and all the while the House of Conmans bludgers are giggling away, personally ignoring the flatline state of our de-industrialised nation’s finances and while refusing to accept a ‘benefits cap’ on their Parliamentary expenses, are regardless and without a hint of self-regulatory control, shamelessly pushing for an 11% pay raise.
Yet we, the common herd, the 99%, the great unwashed, the useless eaters, the wretched of the earth, - who just happen, by circumstance of our toil and sweat, to be the ones actually funding the lifestyles of this privileged class - who by self-proclaimed divine right to rule have been sneering down their lardy-da toff class noses at the peasantry and lording it over us for centuries – nay, millenniums - and hence we are fully inured to being shit on by inbred bloodline mongrels who’ve been swimming too long at the shallow end of the gene pool.
Homelessness and youth unemployment, along with the myriad ills of our diseased economy, collectively represent the mechanism – explosive charge, shrapnel and detonator - of a socio-political time bomb of sub-nuclear proportions just tick-ticking away in the background of Broken Britain’s neglected inner city urban sprawls – our slum ‘projects’ and ghettoes.
Hmmm, come the Day of the Rope …… rebellion …… enough said.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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