Tuesday 31 January 2017

Evil Zionist Plot Targets British Democracy

In this morning’s ‘Amateur I-Spy Secret Agent’ slapstick espionage edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Regardless of Broken Britain’s Nasty Party Foreign Secretary, Bonkers Boris Attaturk Nonsense, refusing to impose sanctions - or even have a bit of a righteous official whinge over Israel's attempted political destabilisation scam earlier this month, the opposition Labour Party are now pushing for a House of Conmans official inquiry into the extremely disturbing subversive espionage plot by an Israeli diplomat (read 'spy') to target – with extreme prejudice - any and all goyim Parliamentary MPs who have the audacity to assume a pro-Palestinian stance and dare voice criticism of Israel.

Labour's foreign affairs spokes-troll, Emily Thornberry, rightly views the scandal as improper interference in our democratic political system and further slammed Bonkers Boris for his dismissive attitude – along with Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo's Likit Party coalition government - following the mass media release of a video in which an Israeli embassy official / Mossad agent, Shai Masot, is heard 'kvelling' and plotting with a Parliamentary aide during dinner at a London restaurant to take down certain UK lawmakers that sympathise with the Palestinian's human rights abuse plight and voice support for the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign against the rogue Zionist state of Isra-Hell.

Well, Israel's manky Mossad once more prove themselves to be an inept bunch of incompetent bunglers – with special agent Shai 'Gobshite' Masot (code name 'Meshuggenah') gobbing off to the IQ-deficient slapper and all-round Israeli syanim fuckwit, Maria 'Zonah' Strizzolo - an aide to Nasty Party education minister Robert Halfon (ex-political director of Conservative Friends of Israel) – and she, by return suggests engineering some dirty scandal to damage the reputation and political credibility of senior civil service mandarins and government ministers – and all the while this subversive and treasonous 'chat' was being video recorded by undercover journalist, Big Al Jazeera.

Really, who the fuck is running Mossad nowadays - Tamir Pardo - or the Wallace n Gromit team, with help from Wile E. Coyote?

This fubar has got to be on a par with their 2010 video recorded assassin gang of 26 psychos murdering Palestinian Mahmoud Al-Mabhouh in Dubai's Al Bustan Rotana Hotel – or Dominic Suter's (Urban Moving Co) high-fiving, dance troupe dunces celebrating the fall of the Big Bad Apple's Twin Towers on 9/11 while the local New Jersey shore gossip brigade looked on and filmed them.

The gospel according to an editorial article in last weekend's Pound of Flesh Gazette claims the Kosher Nostra lobby's infiltration into Broken Britain's socio-political system is highlighted and confirmed by the fact that brown-nosing Tory / Labour and Lib-Dum Friends of Israel 'sayanim' apologists (kedeshah /political prostitutes) have assumed damage control mode and are pushing Bonkers Boris's Foreign Office to make the scandalous issue simply 'go away' before the Rothshite Edomite Mafia and Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience get upset - while their opposite political number – (already branded with the Zionist's stock-in-trade 'anti-Semitic' hot iron by Lord Stuart Poppycock, senior director of the Conservative Friends of Israel) - want the treacherous Israeli Ambassador, arch-Jabotinskyist Mark 'Zayin' Regev, hoofed out as persona non grata - the same as Shai Masot - due 'command responsibility'.

Hmmm, now here might be an opportune moment to quote a memorandum of Liberal politician and Secretary of Sate for India, Lord Edwin Montagu – himself a devout Jew - on the Anti-Semitism of the Present (British) Government - Submitted to the British Cabinet, August 1917 - prompted by the receipt of a correspondence between Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour and Lord Walter Rothshite.
“Zionism has always seemed to me to be a 'mischievous political creed', and untenable by any patriotic citizen of the United Kingdom.”

Additionally, from the profound mind of Benjamin Freedman on the core reasons for anti-Semitism: “Show me one time where a Jew was persecuted in any country because of his religion…. It’s always their impact on the political, social, or economic customs and traditions of the community in which they settle.”

(And here one can reflect on US Republican Senators, John Boy McCain and Lindsey Graham – a pair of suborned and corrupted career apologists for the Zionist Edomite Mafia and falling over themselves to drum up support for Israel - and too Abe Poxman's ADL and the xenophobic AIPAC monster – the latter funded by Zionist zillionaire donors Sheldon 'Knobrot' Adelson and Haim 'Paedo Scum' Saban – he with black market organ transplant teenage Palestinian kidneys – fresh from Israel's Facility 1391 prison – keeping the porcine wanker alive).

In addition to the coercive ignominy, Masot was filmed talking to New Labour's Friends of Israel’s chair-troll, the expenses-fiddling / Wickedpedia-editing Joan 'Blonde Moment' Ryan MP, discussing the great pile of cash he's received from the Nuttyahoo Likit Party government (more than £1 million quid – what bankster types typically refer to as 'lots and lots of money') - to bankroll yet another batch of Labour MPs on an all-expenses-paid trip to Israel (Palestine) – to be wined, dined and primed by top officials to adopt even more extreme pro-Israel positions.

To wit, the gospel according to the Al Jazeera report concludes that a coterie of Broken Britain's Nasty Party MPs – all members of the Tory Friends of Israel Club – along with a like covert cabal of Labour and Lib-Dum politicos – are guilty of high treason and traitors - not only to their constituents but also to our once sceptred isle - and should be criminally charged with aiding a foreign power to the detriment of our sovereign British state.

The WW2 Hitlerian Nazi Aryan purity racial profiling and Holohoax headcount exaggeration created a victim guilt complex syndrome in the Western socio-political conscience that now serves to forestall official condemnation of the land thefts, human rights abuses and war crimes visited upon the marginalised and disenfranchised Palestinian population of what was, pre-1948, the sovereign state of Palestine.

This evil construct - the victim-guilt complex syndrome – serves as a cash cow / sympathy industry that is constantly monitored and regulated by the Dark Powers of international Zionism via brazen hubris - their habitual unqualified arrogance – for these Jabotinskyist scumsters go from victim status to outright chutzpah / high moral ground mode - with a blend of hasbara, kvelling and hudaibiya (propaganda, boasting and lying) and quoting the flawed fictions of Manifest Destiny, God's Chosen People and their Promised Land as being the foundation blocks - the raison d'être - of Israel's existence.

But this Holocaust - the Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe) - their Shoah - visited on the Palestinians - the slow cook genocide in the occupied and ever-diminishing West Bank - and the current racist atrocity campaign being waged against the population of the besieged Gaza Strip - at least alerts the moral attentions of the global community to these sectarian crimes against humanity committed by the Israeli government and boosts the aims of the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign against the rogue, outlaw state.

Thought for the day. Before any fucker or their dog raises the 'anti-Semitic' tropes flag let us re-assign this racist / sectarian brand name to its proper parameters and definition - specifically with regard to the totally flawed and Kafkaesque 'Anti-Semitic Awareness Act' that the Zionist lobby are coercing the Tory Nasty Party government to railroad through Parliament faster than shit through a goose – so this fascist legislation can serve to negate UN resolutions against Israel, coerce public opinion into silence and turn the Truth into a crime.

The Zionist lobby's skewed definition terms anti-Semitism 'a certain perception of Jews, which may be expressed as hatred toward Jews'.

Yeah, right on, Jews only – but to exclude all other Semitic peoples – specifically Arabs 'and' the exploited and tyrannized Palestinians? Zionism is a perversion of Judaism – with six million concocted 'Holohoax' reasons to justify Israeli land grabs.

First off the bat is the fact it's sweet fuck all to do with anti-Semitism / anti-Jewish – (regardless of the fact the Sanhedrin had God's one-begotten son, Jesus Christ, murdered – just because he wanted people to be nice to each other. Not really the kind of homicidal act that endears people to you – snuffing God's only son by nailing him to a big piece of wood) - the BDS campaign and criticism of Israel is about anti-Zionism, Israel's covert nuclear arsenal, Mid-East military hegemony and acts of aggression, their coercive political lobbying and the empathy-deficient, inhuman treatment of the Palestinian people.

This Anti-Semitic Awareness Act has been designed and crafted with sinister intent by the agents of international Zionism - a corrupt political cadre in our democratic midst there to subvert the legislature via acts of bribery and blackmail – with an end game purpose of targeting, persecuting and silencing any fucker and their dog who, devoid of a Parliamentary 'cloak of privilege' immunity, dares support the BDS campaign and criticise Israel's domestic and foreign policies – specifically their wanton human rights abuses and war crimes – the barbaric treatment of the Palestinian populations of the occupied West bank and Gaza Strip.

Communities Secretary Sajid Javid has – from a wholly unqualified and biased point of view - publicly stated that anti-Semitism must be understood for what it is - "an attack on the identity of people who live, contribute and are valued in our society" – (specifically Jews).
"There can be no excuses for anti-Semitism or any other form of racism or prejudice."

Hmmm, thanks for that, Mr Javid – unless of course it's the Israelis visiting such violent prejudices on the hapless heads of their Palestinian victims – which is okay in the Tory Party's book?
Never seem to hear one word of objection from Downing Street – or Communities Secretary Sajid Javid - on the Israeli air force bombing the hapless civilian population of the Gaza Strip with banned white phosphorous and DIME cluster munitions - or their IDF psycho-thugs shooting stone-chucking Palestinian kids dead in the streets of their own West Bank territory.

Talk about duplicity and gross hypocrisy to circumvent 'the Truth' – Broken Britain's political system reeks with the stench of it.

Israel's actions, coupled with British government officials reciprocal actions, are politically corrupt, and diplomatically indefensible. The conduct of certain MPs needs to be exposed as the poisonous and deceitful infiltration of our politics by the unwitting agents of another country - this covert battalion of Israel’s useful idiots in Parliament – either coerced, blackmailed or bribed to thwart UK Government policy and demonise and trash MPs who dare criticise the illegal rogue Zionist state – and subvert the actions of Ministers who try to defend Palestinian rights.

This is a national security issue involving Israel and its British jukebox politician partisans – one that is starting to approach the damage done to the US political system by Israel - hence a full inquiry into the Israeli Embassy, the links, access and funding of the CFI and LFI are now de rigueur.

Coming back to 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem's official definition of anti-Semitism is to fight hatred. Okay, obviously that is sectarian hatred – can't be racist hatred can it – as the Jews are not a race - just a religious group – as per Roman Catholics, Protestants, Mormons, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, Zoroastrians, Flat Earthers, Pancake Tuesday Adventists etc, et al. We never hear of the Catholic race – so why a Jewish race?

Ah, some IQ-deficient bigot shouts: 'cos Jews are Semites'. Bullshit, they are not. Well, some are - but the Turkothean Mongoloid Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience aren't – the likes of the racist rogue state of Israel's clinically insane Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo – a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Caucasian with nary a single pennyweight of Semite DNA in his genes – in direct contrast with the true Arab Semite Palestinian population of – er – Israel (formerly Palestine) - whose country the Zionists have stolen and further encroach on with their illegal settlements.

In contrast, I, a Gentile Christian, via Mid-East grandparent ancestry - like the Tory Foreign Secretary, Bonkers Boris 'Ataturk' Nonsense - have more Semite DNA in my genes than Bobo Nuttyahoo.

Yet in total defiance of the Truth, Mrs Mayhem will state for the Hansard record that rising anti-Semitic attacks are unacceptable – with which we shall agree - cos that's what the hapless disenfranchised / marginalised Arab Semite population of Palestine – both the military-occupied ever-diminishing West Bank - and the Gaza Strip coastal enclave – besieged behind Israel's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Hitleresque Nazi style concentration camp on the planet - face on a daily basis under the jackboot of the racist Israeli government that has pursued a government sponsored policy of continuing land thefts, ethnic cleansing pogroms and slow cook genocide since 1948.

The now-weaponised term 'anti-Semitism' has been hijacked by the international Zionist camp to target and brand any and all who would dare voice criticism of the illegal rogue state of Isra-Hell and their inhuman treatment of their Arab Muslim Semite Palestinian captives.

But there again, akin to the Promised Land myth and this egocentric Chosen People / superior culture delusion - this is official Israeli government policy – and to recall Mossad's credo: By way of deception thou shalt make war.

As per the Likit Party's PM - Bobo Nuttyahoo – commented back in 2002 – (following Mossad's 9/11 false flag terrorist strikes on the US) - on the illegal state of Isra-Hell's thankless attitude to its United States puppet / funder / armaments supplier: “Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away”.

Oh yes, there's gratitude for you. Akin to Israel's Oded Yinon Plan - which calls for the balkanization of Israel’s neighbouring countries along ethnic and sectarian lines - plots jointly hatched with the good ole US of A and Britain to partition countries in the Middle East and North Africa. (Iraq, Syria and Libya already done n dusted – order into chaos fashion).

Subverted by crypto-fascists - all neo-Nazi anthropophagic scum - the political systems of Broken Britain and the United States are infected by Zionism, whose main principle is to destroy any country in the Middle East that could resist Israel’s territorial expansion – with Iran next on the list - then turn their attentions to China, NorKor – and Russia.

Thus the Israeli government's stated position on a two-state solution and peace with Palestine: 'All options are on the negotiating table' - (all options except ‘peace’ and their lands returned) - is more at scent than substance.

As the Knesset's Minister for Big Walls, Shylock 'Segregation' Shitstein, confided to one press hack from the Final Solution Gazette "I would herd all these Palestinian terrorist types into resettlement camps in the Negev Desert and turn them into marmalade."

So, let's consider, once their Final Solution to the Palestinian problem has been resolved via the nutty Knesset's policy of ethnic cleansing and slow cook genocide and all Palestinian lands chocker with illegal settlements – what next – further expansion?

Yet another Hitlerian Nazi style 'Lebensraum' (living space) military aggression campaign gets underway? A bit more of the Golan and start nibbling away at Syria and Lebanon – and west into the Sinai – until they achieve their Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda – a Greater Israel, stretching from the 'brook of the Nile to the Euphrates'.

Hmmm, now that parallels the Hitlerian Nazi era culture's aggressive military mass land grab 'Lebensraum' policy.

And finally, to close, back to the subject of today's blog: Mossad agent and meshuggenah extraordinaire, Shai Masot – (code name Clumsy Kunt) - who described the Florentine political manipulator Niccolo Machiavelli, infamous for promoting cunning and duplicity in statecraft - as his God – and in yet another of his 'loose lips sink ships' inebriated states, let it be known his work included founding political support groups to maximise the Israeli firewall by securing (read 'coercing') political adjustments to legislation in the UK.

Masot's career includes service with the IDF's Hafganat Koah Brigade – whose bully boy thugs specialize in the slaughter of innocent Palestinian civilians.
Then a stint in the navy for eight years, rising to the rank of major.
In 2013 his mugshot appeared on the COGAT website, a subordinate office of the Israeli defence ministry charged with implementing government policy in Judea and Samaria [aka the occupied West Bank] and vis-a-vis the Gaza Strip – before being assigned to a Mossad Kidon assassination unit and posted to the UK under diplomatic cover.

Hence, thanks to Arthur Balfour’s shabby promissory note, Zionism is a poisoned chalice become - and as to the 'dark heart' of Zionist Isra-Hell's domestic and foreign policies – well, evil does not need a reason – it just is.

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While a hefty score of conscience-stifled nonce-ponce UK politicos, black market transplant organ-trading rabid rabbis, snivelling sayanim scum and perjuriously corrupt academics might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks - no innocent non-combatant Palestinian women and kids – nor refugee status Syrian or Yemeni children – (or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc) – were harmed in the posting of this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into panic and a paranoid state of the jitters - and temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Monday 30 January 2017

Darkie Refugee Shysters Taking the Piss

In today’s ‘Someone's Taking the Piss' asylum scam artist expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Mohammed al Patsy, manning the live news hotline in Geneva for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to a shocking report in this week's Basler Zeitung (Ripoffs Gazette) Eritrean war zone asylum-seeking refugees granted leave to remain in Switzerland on the basis that they risk death – or an even worse fate – if they return to their Third World shithole points of origin - are using welfare benefit payments to fund holidays 'back home'.

The Swiss gutter press tabloid has taken exception that thousands of fuzzy wuzzy migrant scallies are heading back to Eritrea and the Red Sea beach resorts for their vacations in lieu of suffering a chill factor European winter - despite their having allegedly fled the north-east African dump in fear of their lives.

Although a large proportion of the scam merchant Eritreans in cuckoo clock land have been refused asylum, authorities are powerless to deport them due the prevailing political philosophy that their homelands are deemed too dangerous – thanks to the country’s stupid bleeding heart refugee policy.

While there are no direct flights from Switzerland to Eritrea, the Ripoffs Gazette claims to have discovered up to fifty darkies a day are hopping over the border into Krautland and taking flights to Egypt then onto Eritrea - in order to catch a cheapo vacation and say Hi to relatives in their dodgy, health hazard-fraught home country.

Stating he hoped that this holidaying abuse by Eritreans would not be proved a mass occurrence phenomenon and no more than a small handful of migrants were abusing both the asylum 'and' welfare benefits systems, the Swiss Secretariat for Migration, Herr Heinrich von Stupid, opined to media hacks that it was difficult to work out the number of Eritreans who were taking sneaky vacations in their deadly dangerous homelands due to the lack of direct flights from Switzerland.

Conversely, Breitbart London reported that African refugee scrotes granted asylum in Germany have been using welfare benefit payments to return for vacations in the very countries they fled – purportedly in fear of life and limb.

Here the recent case of certain Rastus O'Dinga of South Sudan becomes relevant. O'Dinga, after paddling across the Mediterranean on an inflatable rubber duck - hijacked from a group of school children at an Alexandria beach resort - eventually made landfall in Greece last June and sneaked his way through Europe to Austria, where he was granted refugee asylum status.

After taking an Xmas season social welfare benefits funded vacation in South Sudan's war zone capital of Juba, he landed back in Vienna mid-January clutching several duty free goods bags, where he was detained by suspicious immigration officials – yet had the hard-faced cheek to justify his trip with the excuse he had outstanding matters to arrange and clear up back in the Sudan – specifically to pay an overdue fine for a parking violation and get his driving licence back - when in all truth it was for the presentation of his ISIS Institute graduation diploma for completing their Advanced Suicide Bomber course.

Likewise the case of Switzerland-based Eritrean asylum-seeking refugee, Mista Mohammad Aferwerki-Turkey-Ferki - who stopped over in Zurich for a short sojourn on his way to the UK and learned to speak the Queen's English from the online Guide to British Rhyming Slang website - spoke to one gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker on conditions of anonymity – and receipt of 100 francs – cash in hand.

"Yeah, well it's dead easy,. I jump a bus from Zurich an' hop over the border inter Krautland an' catch a flight ter Egypt, then direct on ter Asmara. Then a bus ride down ter the Red Sea / Gulf of Aden beach resorts of Edd or Assab, an' spend a week or so gettin' pissed on Suwa beer an' buggerin' little boys an' goats – an' delight in watchin' Saudi war planes bomb the livin' fuck outa Houthi rebel army positions (read: hospitals, schools and orphanages) over the Gulf, in Yemen."

"Then it's time fer a quick afternoon dash across the adjacent Djibouti border fer a stash of duty free khat – an' grab a bargain-buy 12-year-old Afar virgin from the Moulhoule slave market - fer a mere 50 Swiss francs, no less – I kid you not – an' one wot's had an FGM job done on her snatch, obviously - as me second wife. Then it's off again (all rush-rush) back ter Asmara ter grab a forged passport fer the new missus an' hop a flight ter Cairo, an' on ter Munich– an' catch the overnight air con' coach back ter Zurich – all in time ter sign on at the local welfare centre an' collect me monthly benefits cheque."

"It's a good thing the welfare system's got more effin' holes in it than a Swiss cheese an the benefit handouts stretch ter afford Club Class flights - cos that beats all the walkin' across the effin' Sudan an' Egypt, then an open water sea trip on a rubber boat wiv sixty-odd other stinkin' black fuckers in it – an' when it sinks halfway ter Greece yer gotta swim ter the nearest island before some fuckin' big fish takes a fancy ter yer leg."

Thought for the day. War zone asylum-seeking refugees can't be deported back home on humanitarian grounds - due the fact it's too dangerous. But they can return to visit – thanks to the political loopholes presented by sentimental liberalism - and them holding a First Class season ticket to ride the EU's social welfare benefits Gravy Train. You couldn't make this shit up.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Sunday 29 January 2017

EUSSR Bureaucrat Morons Ban Crayons

In this weekend’s ‘Enhanced Stupidity’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The banner headline says it all: EUSSR bureaucrats ban crayons - and by imposing the most stupid draconian Kafkaesque ruling since their last stupid draconian ruling the Brussels brainiacs have also declared the sale of watercolours and colouring pencils to be henceforth off limits.

Oh yes, this ain't no joke, folks. Pencils and wax crayons are just the latest products to join eyesight-friendly incandescent light bulbs and get banned by bonkers EUSSR bureaucrats over concerns children could be eating dangerous levels of toxic earth mineral elements by munching on their writing / colouring utensils.

Well, one way to circumvent the crayon-munching habit is to start feeding the kids properly - so they don't snack out on a diet of 5-a-day crayons (red, blue, green, yellow, pink).

The EU tightened its restrictions over the limits of heavy metals in children’s toys following psychotic paranoid concerns that kiddies could be trying out the latest 'lead addiction high' fad of eating pencils instead of colouring with them.

Hence the broad spectrum of children's colouring materials – including paints - will no longer be sold across Europe after barmy Brussels likewise banned a range of Ukraine manufactured pencils and crayons originating from the Chernobyl 'no-go' zone which were discovered to contain unacceptable levels of radioactive Plutonium-239 in the 'Glow in the Dark' colouring sets – amid primary fears that Muslim chemistry students studying inside the EU might construct a viable nuclear weapon of mass distraction out of crayons.

Really, you couldn't make this shit up. Toxic ingestion fears regarding kid's nibbling the odd crayon – yet these very same Womb to Tomb Brussels Nanny State social authoritarians – regardless of public opposition and the volumes of documented scientific proof shoved under their noses to the contrary - license the Big Agri' Monsanto / Bayer et al crime syndicate's neonicotinoid / glyphosate 'kill-everything-cide' (including bees) crop n insect sprays - and their manky mutant Chew n Spew GMO Frankenfood crops as fit for human consumption.

Oh yes, and let's not overlook carcinogenic fluoride in potable drinking water n toothpaste n mouthwash – or the neurotoxic aspartame sugar substitute in soft drinks n candies – or the ubiquitous, mephitic chemtrails blocking out the Sun – or noxious heavy metal mercury in vaccines and amalgam dental fillings.

And these twats are bothered about some sprog having a daydream crayon-chewing moment – gimme a fucking break.

MEPs possessed of whatever passes for a moral conscience in this day n age have blasted the decision, stating the Brussels kleptocrat Corporate stooges should be focussing on much bigger issues – such as building an Israeli style Great Apartheid Wall around Europe then cracking down on, arresting and jailing Muslim rapists refugees - instead of all this political correctness brouhaha viz 'fears over racist / sectarian accusations' - and banning children’s toys.

Markus Ferber, an MEP and member of the CSU, opined to one gutter press hack from the Arsewipe Gazette that "It would be better to tackle the big problems – like all these Islamic refugee types shitting in the public parks and washing their arses in our fountains and sexually molesting hausfraus - rather than restrict children in their creativity."

Brussels' EUSSR ban comes following the release of the afore-mentioned fatally flawed science report whose faulty calculations assume a child eats 100 milligrams of the toy material every day - equal to munching on a medically unacceptable amount of 18 pencils a month.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Saturday 28 January 2017

Louise 'Mental' Casey: Tory Intervention Czar

In this morning’s ‘Kafkaesque Totalitarian Nightmare’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering Orwellian hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career pro-justice, radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Considering the subject of today's anti-authoritarian diatribe has held the non-elected government posts as director of the national Anti-Social Behaviour Unit (ASBU) / head of the Respect Task Force and is currently pushing for all establishment officials to swear a British Values 'Oath' – which We, The People, consider to be Oppressive, Intolerant and Authoritarian – then perhaps a sub-banner headline might also be appropriate:

Autocrat Control Freak Advises Tory Nasty Party

The Government’s Hobbit-sized control freak 'integration tsar' – the diminutive, porcine-faced Dame Louise 'Head Casey' - has informed a House of Conmans select committee, composed of intellectually-challenged Parliamentary window lickers, that – in her wholly unqualified opinion - it is politically incorrect for Roman Catholic schools to be homophobic and castigate gay weddings as 'an abomination in the eyes of God' – then further labelling church schools supportive of traditional marriage as ‘queer bashers’.

Ms Head Casey went on to accuse those opponents to gay marriage of using religious conservatism as a veil for their bigoted anti-equality views – thus triggering Establishment abuse watchdog alarms across the entire social spectrum and providing a clear indication of how her personal extremism agenda could be hijacked to marginalise any fucker and their dog who take a moralistic stand for traditional marriage – and brand those who might voice criticism of a couple of kike faggots getting married in their local synagogue with an anti-Semitic label – and by extension – Holohoax deniers.

Head-Casey's fascist-stench remarks come hot on the heels of her likewise repugnant Big Brother recommendation that everyone who holds public office – local council authority kleptocrats / Plod Squad thugs / civil service bureaucrats / Parliamentary MPs etcetera, et al - should take a Girl Guide 'dib-dib-dob' themed 'Equality Oath' (probably sworn on a pink dust jacketed Koran – or copy of Spartacus magazine).

Thus, when unelected, IQ-deficient government advisers alike Head-Casey reveal their left-wing prejudices and cultural Marxist ideological leanings and start to conjure their own versions of enforced socio-cultural indoctrination, this also flies in the face of official guidance that schools have no need to support nor endorse same-sex marriage in their teaching curriculum.

The traditionalist, moral belief that marriage should be between one man and one woman is not homophobic or extremist – but rather it is Louise Head-Casey’s comments which are, in their authoritarian entirety, extreme – and double-barrel dangerous.

What supreme arrogance – her ego surpasses intellect by pennyweights galore – if this busybody bitch is assuming to contradict the word of God and the Bible's Old Testament statutes – the basis for our moral laws (Ten Commandments, among other canons) – which in Leviticus clearly states that homosexuality is a shameful anathema.

And let us not forget God's chastisement and punitive actions against the arse bandit occupants of Sodom & Gomorrah – both cities wiped out in a heavenly conflagration of brimstone and fire (aka a couple of thermonuclear bombs) – and woe betide any tosser who got the hell outa Dodge then stopped to rubberneck the events – and copped the Pillar of Salt treatment.

Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 - If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death.

Ouch! Now there's one to hang on a sign over a Cornwall bed n breakfast's front door.

Conversely, the House of Bishops report said that apart from the skewed opinions of one menopausal troll (Louise Head-Casey), there was 'little support' for changing the Church's teaching on marriage - that it was between one man and one woman.
The Church's General Synod further stated that the Church had, in accordance with God's Word and the Bible's Old Testament decrees, no need to repent or apologise for homophobic attitudes.

Yet this Royally-elevated Dame has the gall to condemn the Christian mores of Mother Church for their opposition to same sex marriage – male / male or femme / femme unions – and carnal couplings that produce no offspring - only stretched sphincters and sore arses – or well-worn strap-on dildos and macroglossia of the tongue.

Hmmm, if Louise 'Mental Casey' – another Common Purpose (***) brainwashed liberal martinet - had a free hand then she'd re-institute the Catholic Inquisition, ducking stools, hot irons and burning at the stake – to say nothing of Donald Chump's promotion of water boarding.

Don't know about Tory Party's socio-cultural moderator – more at 'Enforcer' – straight out of the Tavistock Institute's NLP brainwashing department - and one speculates if her former fascist pedagogue role was as an interrogator at one of the CIA's Third World 'Black Site' rendition centres - Iraq's Abu Ghraib Prison or Guantánamo Bay – or a BD/SM Dominatrix – perhaps disciplining the likes of naughty boys – such as Mad Max Mosley.

Guesstimation besides, the dodgy Dame comes across as the type of person who gets her rocks off by watching Plod Squad bodycam video footage of the uniformed thugs tasering hapless civilians – then putting the boot in.

As Nasty Party PM 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem's social integration (busybody) czar perhaps a promotion for the authoritarian Ms Head-Casey to a cabinet post is in order - Minister for Social Discipline & Compliance.

There again, by that same rule, considering this autocratic skanger has adopted a policy of zero tolerance towards anyone who fronts the audacity to disagree with her, then any further elevation of career advancement would be detrimental to the public good – as she might well expand the already existing Orwellian panopticon surveillance state apparatus to living room CCTVs – and pursue legislation to make the controversial 'presumed consent' - to harvest a deceased person's organs – a legal obligation.

And then, this same 'presumed consent' philosophy will doubtless be hijacked and perversely used as a defence position by manky Muslim rapists.

(***) To clarify - Julia Middleclass's 'Common Purpose' socio-political NLP mind control organisation has zero links to 'Common Porpoise' – a genuine registered charitable body devoted to overseeing the welfare of distressed pelagic Cetacea mammals.

Thought for the day. At 69 years of age I recall well my teenage days of poufter bashing, when arse bandits hung around public toilets like bluebottles on cow shit – proffering dolly mixtures and a silver sixpence to grope a schoolboy's buns.
Then a self-serving interest body of perverted elitist and politico bumboy / paedos coerced the House of Conmans into legalising sodomy in 1967 – and now this inane political correctness campaign where no fucker or their dog can say Booo! to a goose has turned even righteous moral church-going Christians into raving homophobic intolerants if they cross the road to avoid a Gay Pride march.

Hence one ponders this evolving pattern of forced acceptance of same sex marriages and gender bending until cross-dressing, transvestism, sex changes and homosexuality morph from their current 'societal norm' to a compulsory status where on is expected to 'bugger thy neighbour'.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://www.upworthy.com/there-are-6-scriptures-about-homosexuality-in-the-bible-heres-what-they-really-say

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Friday 27 January 2017

Balkanisation of Greater Mid-East on Track

In today’s 'Political Arse-Kissing Special' counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Broken Britain's transvestite Slime Minister, 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem, addressing the Congress of Tomorrow's GOP scumster retreat at Philadelphia's Loews Hotel on Thursday, heaped congratulations and unctuous praise on the graft and corruption-ridden Republican Party hierarchy regarding their election victories in November - particularly Donald Chump’s triumph in the presidential race – against all odds and in defiance of pundits and polls – and Hilarious Rodent Clinton's (the Mena Mafia Matriarch) Democratic Party dirty tricks campaign.

In recognition for her knee-bending obeisance and wooing GOP lawmakers ahead of her meeting with President Chump on Friday at the Shite House - Mayhem received a standing 'pat on the head' ovation when she pledged her commitment to the "special ass-kissing' / dog n Master vassal state relationship that has existed between London and Washington since the days of the last century's Lease-Lend and the Marshall Plan war-related bankruptcy handouts.

"Due this great victory you have won in getting a xenophobic, Muslim-bashing pro-Zionist president into the Oval Office, then Israel can be stronger, greater, and more confident in the years ahead - and a newly emboldened, confident Israel that can get away with any old illegal settlement land grabs, human rights abuses or war crimes keeps the Rothshite bankster consortium and the ZioNazi Edomite Mafia happy."

Conversely, in a paradoxical reverse gear move from her kow-tow speech before the Republican Congress of Tomorrow gathering, during a later interview with the gutter press Moral Conscience Gazette, PM Mayhem stated for the public record that the United Kingdom and good ole US of A must put an end to intervening in the affairs of other sovereign countries in an attempt to remake the world in 'our own robber baron Imperialist image'.

Mayhem believes that the days of Broken Britain and the Great Satan intervening in the affairs of sovereign countries - in some clichéd neo-colonial Manifest Destiny attempt to remould the world in our own image via the pretence route of 'humanitarian intervention' - are over and done with.

Hmmm, the Seventh Generation Principle philosophy besides, the Krauts have a word for attempting to improve something but ending up by making things a darn sight fucking worse: verschlimmbessern

However, in a pathetic self-preservation bid to avoid ending up at the top of the Military-Industrial cartel's Deep State Shadow Government assassination hit list, she insisted the two powers should still lead the world and take on 'fresh global challenges' – such as instigating Arab Spring 'colour revolutions' via Operation Gladio style false flag terrorist attacks wherever some Third World shithole refused to kiss Western bankster arses – or experienced pangs of collective shame and sympathy, and decided to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign– or dared foster audacious notions of independence and national attainment - while threatening to renege on IMF debts or dump the US dollar and trade in something more worthwhile –such as cowrie shells, coconuts or bananas.

“But this cannot mean a return to the failed policies of the past – such as evidenced by the capricious whim of a Foreign Secretary signing the Balfour Declaration at the suggestion of the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate - and subsequently giving someone else's country away to a bunch of nasty land-grabbing Zionist Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience."
"There again, nor can we afford to stand idly by when the threat is real. We must be strong, smart and hard-headed – and demonstrate the resolve necessary to stand up for our own economic-industrial interests – and kick the shit out of a bunch of Muslim sand niggers threatening our life's blood oil supplies - then take control of the natural resources and pipelines, plus establish geo-political military bases in their own backyards – to protect them from – er – 'themselves' – and the Russians."

Meanwhile, the gospel according to the Daily Shitraker wire service, President Chump is set to sign an executive order that would include a Jolly Jihad refugee ban and suspension of visas for citizens of Syria and six other Middle Eastern and African countries - including Iraq, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and Yemen.

If that list of pariah nations sounds remotely familiar to conspiracy theorists then let's just take a gander at a 2001 interview with four-star General Wesley 'Whistleblower' Clark in the wake of the Israeli Mossad's false flag terrorist attacks on 9/11 – in which Honest Wes' revealed the Neo-Con pro-ZioNazi controlled Pentagon had adopted a plan to topple the governments of several Mid-East and African Islamic states: Iraq, Libya, Lebanon, Syria, Somalia, Sudan, Iran and Yemen - a requirement of their Project for the New American Century agenda – (read Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion) and the establishment of the Greater Israel - the craved end game result of the Corporate Edomite Mafia elitist cartel.

Conversely, notable omissions from the rabid refugee ban list includes the backward and uncivilised barbarian-infested Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, a Third World dump that funds and trains Takfiri Muslim terrorists as a tool of foreign policy and exports their nasty brand of radical Wahhabism ideology – and not overlooking the fact that the majority of the non-existent 9/11 hijackers were purportedly Saudis.

Then we have the United Arab Emirates, who channelled the 9/11 terrorist's funding – along with Qatar, whose vast wealth has been used to arm Semtex suicide vest jihadists to kill and maim any fucker old enough to bleed in Syria - and Afghanistan – birthplace of al-Qaeda.
And last but not least, Turkey – who funds, trains and provides safe passage to any old terrorist wolf pack – ISIS included - heading for Syria – and medical / hospital treatment for ISIS wounded.

To wit, excluded from Chump's banned manky Muslim Islamic terrorist list are the very same towel head scumbags that arguably created the Mid-East Jolly Jihad terrorist problem.

Seriously, these pro-ZioNazi Neo Con bottom feeder tosspots are so blatant and transparent it's a joke – political 'painting by numbers' foreign policy – with the likes of super-shill sayanim stooges embedded in the US Congress and Senate - Lindsey Graham, John Boy McCain and Paul Ryan – the sexual pervs that Mossad really got paedo-honey-trapped - and have by the short n curlies.

Oh yes, all under the jackboot of the Scum of the Earth Brigade - the self-appointed know-all – (and know fuck all) – inbred mongrel zillionaire Illuminati dog wankers. Control freak eugenicists who should really take a close look in a mirror – and have learned nowt from the passage of history.

But for the critical thinking sector of humanity who prefer a TV set turned 'off' and still have a couple of brain cells tuned to immune mode with regard to anything the government or mainstream media care to spout or pontificate on – plus can discern between shit and shinola – then it is a given, immutable fact that these Satan-worshipping Freemason Brotherhood of the Snake reptiles have been manipulating global events for millenniums past.

The Western ZioNazi death cult elite's 'War on Terror’ is a charade – and a euphemism for neo-colonial warmongering aggression and rapacious imperialism – a Balkanisation policy of divide n conquer - precisely what currently tops the Illuminati consortium wish list - hell bent on the control of natural resources and establishing geopolitical military bases.
The US and Britain have jointly staged dozens of violent coups worldwide (undeclared wars of aggression) since the end of WWII – and the subsequent decline / end of Empire.
Here again in Syria and Yemen, etc, et al - the aim is to simply turn Order into Chaos, then install their own compliant puppet leader in order to better streamline Western interests with those of the target nation.

While the fact bears a dystopian edge to it, any nation that isn't kiss-ass stooge material to be manipulated to suit the ends of the Western Crapitalist bankster system – NorKor, Russia, Iran, China, Lebanon (Hezbollah), Yemen – with the likes of Afghanistan (Taliban), Iraq, Libya gone – and Syria well on the way – has simply got to have a touch of regime change – for purely democratic and / or humanitarian intervention reasons (read 'promote global finance').

Hence backed and funded by their proxy stooge KSA / Qatari bed sheet brigade, the blueprint plots hatched by ultra-Zionist interests in Britain and the Great Satan to partition countries in the Middle East and Africa have morphed into reality – for the corrupt political systems of Broken Britain and the United States are infected by ZioNazism - whose main principle is to destroy any country in the Middle East that could resist Israel’s territorial expansion or dare challenge their nuclear armed military hegemony.

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Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled noncing nobles, politico ponces, perjurious money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Syrian or Yemeni refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct fake news format.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the phony Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Deutsches Verteidigungs Dienst organisation and the vile Vatican regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic Omerta / Opus Dei / Ninth Circle Orgia Jesuits / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments consortium who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Thursday 26 January 2017

Hail President Chump: Isra-Hell's Zionist Bitch

In today’s ‘You Won't Believe This Shit’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Mohammed al Ka-Boom, manning a covert cellphone hotline from Washington's Assassins Club for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire – ricocheting across the Atlantic pond to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Yep, it wasn't a super-prank and some fucker's idea of a very bad joke to piss Hilarious Clinton right off - or the previous White House Keyan-Indonesian Muslim cuckoo, Barky O'Barmy – for Donald Chump actually won the US Presidential election via a popular majority Russian immigrant vote and took his seat behind the Oval Office desk last Friday – the 20th January.

Hmmm, pity the inauguration didn't fall the previous 'unlucky-for-some' Friday 13th while Flatbrokes - Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies – were refusing to give odds on a predicted 2017 date for Chump's assassination – or by whom: CIA / NSA / FBI / Mexican immigrants / the Chinese / the Iranians - or Hilarious Clinton's Mena Mafia hit squad – quoting 'it's a no-win gamble for us'.

So now his 'Let's Make America Great Again' Manifest Destiny / global policeman (aka 'bully') agenda gets kick started – by paradoxically casting the eye of approval on the Chosen People / Promised Land fantasy delusion pushed by the ZioNazi rogue proto-fascist apartheid state of Isra-Hell – and their occupied West Bank land thefts and illegal settlement building – (and war crimes / human rights n wrongs abuses) - then proposing to shift the US Embassy from Tel Aviv to the Palestinian capital of Jerusalem and incite a shitstorm of violent protest.

Next the Chump is enforcing a ban on Muslim refugees n immigrants via the rhetoric 'we have enough potential terrorist scum here already' – then building a 2,000 mile stretch 'Great Wall' along the US / Mexican border to keep illegal Beaners 'out' (what's the betting either Bechtel or Scallyburton get the job) – and American-based manufacturing corporations 'in' – with threats of being taxed into extinction if they dare move south.

But the day-glow orange-skinned Pres' (claimed to be a side effect of his chronic tangerine juice addiction) has taken a cue from Barky's book of broken election trail promises, and apart from going back on many pledges such as draining the swamp - (then appointing a Neo-Con Mk II administration chock full of pro-Zionist turkeys - Wall Street's bottom-feeding vampire squid scum– along with the Pentagon's war mongering mindset of certifiable hawk lunatics – to his cabinet) - is avoiding Congress approvals with a stream of Executive Orders – the first being to approve and legalise the good ole US of A's psycho-thug-infested police policy of shoot-to-kill 'niggas' that give them a funny look – and to torture or waterboard any arrestee who refuses to answer questions or quips 'I wanna talk to my lawyer first'.

To wit, what's the odds on Tel Aviv's pro-Zionist Jersey Shore tanned mensch bitch making criticism of Isra-Hell – (now globally recognised as a World Heritage Segregation Site, founded on a culture of racism and persistant land thefts) - or questioning the WWII Holohoax - both anti-Semitic criminal offences?

Ha, is this tosser purposely on a self-destruction track – and clueless of how to make friends and influence people – but rather create enemies out of thin air at a geometric rate?

C'est la vie, so much for world peace – with Chump in the Great Satan's driving seat n Israel's obedient bitch – and Russia, China, Syria and Iran in the target sights, then 'para bellum' - prepare for war.

As to Chump's controversial Great Wall of Mexico, his kikester son-in-law and numero uno advisor, Jared Cushionberg, is of a mind to exclude the world's prime Great Wall specialists - China - from the tender bid and handing the contract to Isra-Hell's racist segregation experts after due consideration that the illegal rogue state is the only nation in the world with a 30-odd foot high pre-cast concrete wall surrounding it – and the hapless Palestinian's marginalised Gaza Strip enclave – turning the latter into the biggest Hitlerian Nazi Holocaust style concentration camp in the known Universe.

Mind you, unlike the disenfranchised Palestinian population of Gaza, the Mexican Beaners will soon find a way round this 2,000 mile obstacle – or rather in good old drug smuggling fashion – underneath it - via their tried n tested super-mole border tunnel systems.

Thought for the day. Every US citizen with two active brains cells to rub together knows it – the Land of Hope n Glory – the American Dream – has morphed into a Faustian Nightmare – for Chump ain't the President – it's the Rothshite ZioNazi Edomite Mafia crime syndicate's nuclear armed proxy state of Isra-Hell - and Wall Street's toxic Great Vampire Squid - Gold in Sacks and the Wankfein Kosher Nostra Cartel.

And let's not overlook the Fourth Estate's posed 'fake news' blackmail threat that President Vlad Putrid's FSB Federal Security Service has a video - not only of Russ whores pissing all over each other - and the Chump - at Moscow's Golden Shower Club –– but one of him (Barky O'Barmy / Larry Sinclair limousine style) - copping a gobble off Washington cafe owner Jimbo Alefantis.

Although the burning question of the day – while well speculated on - remains unanswered – (as per White House cuckoo Barky O'Barmy passing for a genuine born n bred Yank via a forged Hawaiian birth certificate – and transvestite 'wife' (sic) Muscles Michelle posing as a female of the species) - centres on Chump's dyed blonde barnet – a likely challenge to the world's worst haircut record holder, NorKor's nutbox leader, Kim Jong-Un. Is it a fucked up comb-over - or a scalp transplant weave that went tits up - or a Poundshop wig stapled to his bonce?

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Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling / arse bandit cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Wednesday 25 January 2017

Gross Hypocrisy – By Any Other Name

In today’s ‘Gross Hypocrisy Expose’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Mollie McSkanger, manning the live news cellphone hotline from a utilities closet at the Ministry of Defence for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

First, an extract from today's BBC online news:

UK warship escorts Russian carrier in English Channel
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38745364

A British warship and three RAF Typhoons will keep "a close eye" on a Russian aircraft carrier and other ships as they sail past the UK. The carrier Admiral Kuznetsov and other Russian ships are passing through the English Channel on their way back to Russia from Syria. A Royal Navy Type 23 frigate, HMS St Albans, was dispatched to meet it as it neared British waters.

Per contra, rumours that the gaffe-prone nuclear-armed submarine, HMS Vengeance, would be shadowing the Kuznetsov from the deep have been scotched as BS grapevine gossip since its Biblical scale stand-down fubar in launching a Trident II D5 thermonuclear missile offshore Florida (USA) that went sort of – er – 'off-course' and made a beeline for Miami.
Fortunately (or not) the primary plutonium fission detonator was as screwed up as the onboard guidance system - so no big bang – or nuclear retaliation payback.

Ironically, as this was the only firing test of a British nuclear missile in four years, the fuck up raises serious 'panic stations' questions viz the reliability - and safety - of the Trident weapons system – and the rest of Britain's nuclear deterrent (more at 'liability') arsenal.

Biblical scale snafu's besides, Broken Britain's not fit for purpose Tory Defence Secretary - and incumbent Nasty Party MP for Kent's Old Scrotum constituency - Michael Fallon, speaking to one gutter press hack from the Hypocrisy Gazette, confided - quote: "We will keep a close eye on the Admiral Kuznetsov as it skulks back to Russia; a ship of shame whose mission has only extended the suffering of the Syrian people."

Hmmm, you can cop the stench of Fallon's gross hypocrisy from here.

So, WTF qualifies this fatally-flawed Knight of the Realm for the Ministry of Defence's top post? Surely not the self-righteous, egocentric tosspot's larcenous money-grubbing embezzlement record of fiddling his House of Conmans Parliamentary expenses – aka 'stealing from the public purse'? Nor his drunk driving convictions either – or anti-gay marriage moral posturing - and most definitely not the total lack of military experience in the self-delusional dog wanker's resume.

Mind you, he's a spot-on 'the buck doesn't stop here' liability dodger – perjuring himself before Parliament in a statement of "it's not our fault" - that the backward Kingdom of Saudi Arabia never told the export licensing Ministry of Defence that the stockpiles of banned 'Category A' anti-personnel BL755 clusterfuck bombs the UK government okayed the Bedfordshire-based INSYS / Kunting Engineering to flog to the KSA barbarians would be indiscriminately dropped on the innocent women n kids civilian population of Yemen – along with all the other pick n mix assorted aerial-delivered ka-boom nasties they ditch on hospitals and schools – and any fucker old enough to bleed - when the IQ-deficient Saudi pilots fail to target freedom-seeking Houthi rebel forces.

To wit, freaky Fallon's sanctimonious Russia-bashing comment viz the Admiral Kuznetsov carrier: "a ship of shame whose mission has only extended the suffering of the Syrian people" kinda exposes the tosser as a moral hypocrite considering his Ministry's continued licensing of arms sales to the barbaric Saudi government 'only extends the humanitarian suffering of the non-combatant Yemeni people'.

Thought for the day. In February 2016 the empathy-deficient Fallon – (an all-out bought n paid for Corporate stooge) - while castigated by human rights groups - was conversely congratulated for his 'tremendous support' to the British arms industry while attending a £450-a-head dinner at London's Hilton Hotel for the 'Aerospace Defence Security Group' weapons-of-death trade-body.

Members of 'War-4-Profit' ADS Group include BAE Systems, which builds the Eurofighter Typhoon and Tornado; Raytheon UK supplies Paveway guided bombs, while MBDA makes Brimstone missiles – all of which are being used in Saudi Arabia’s bombing campaign on Yemen.

Of course, this type of expose shite never makes the banner headline pages of the gutter press – only the 'distract the common herd' fake bullshit news generated and circulated by a corrupt Fourth Estate at the behest of their Establishment masters: the likes of Fallon's Nasty Party government – and the ADS Group – whose membership includes Atkins, Agusta-Westland, BAE Systems, Boeing Defence UK Ltd, Cobham plc, Daher Aerospace, EADS UK, Leonardo-Finmeccanica UK, GE Aviation, General Dynamics UK, GKN, MBDA, Messier-Dowty, Nexor, Northrop Grumman UK, Qinetiq, Osprey, CSL UK, Raytheon Systems, Rolls-Royce plc, Selex ES, Serco Group Plc and Thales UK.

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Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled Saudi thugs, rabid noncing nobles, corrupt politico ponces, immoral arms dealers and bent money-laundering lawyers might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Yemeni refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in the posting of this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday 22 January 2017

UK Plods Copy Cat US Pigs Racist Atrocities

In today’s ‘You Couldn't Make This Shit Up' counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Jack 'Weasle' McScrote, our deep cover mole, manning the covert hotline inside the Independent Police Coverups Commission for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A major head-scratching police investigation is underway after a pair of intellectually-challenged Plod Squad dingbats were captured on camera by a neighbour in the act of tasering a wholly innocent 63-year old 'person of colour' grand-daddy - who quite paradoxically was instrumental in establishing a socio-political group to foster better relations between the police and Bristol's burgeoning 'not quite white' – or Christian - community.

Hence yet another half-arsed investigation has been kick started by the graft and corruption-ridden IPCC watchdog to whitewash the latest Wallace & Gromit 'comedy of errors' misconduct incident perpetrated by the Bristol Police's IQ-deficient dipshit thugs in the wake of a 'Ferguson scale' fubar - wherein an innocent pedestrian out walking his dog was deliberately tasered in the face by a pair of uniformed morons who mistook him for the area's local anti-Christ – wanted man and Public Enemy No 6 – Dreadlocks Danny – aka the Rasta' Rascal.

This Wile E. Coyote snafu – with video footage of the entire brutal incident recorded by a neighbour and posted on YouTube - has to be branded with a Billboard slapstick irony label as the hapless victim, Mr Judah Adunbi - a resident of Bristol's 'Mad Maggie Sanger Social Housing Estate' - is a prominent activist in the Afro-Caribbean community and the singular 'darkie' member of the Avon & Scumerset Constabulary's own BME (black and minority ethnic) race relations Independent Advisory Group.

Speaking with one gutter press hack from the red top Daily Shitraker, Mr Adunbi recalled "This pair of brain dead wankers sees me comin' down the road an' stands in the middle of the pavement an' sez "Hey up – it's Dreadlocks Danny" – ter which I sez "Yer havin' a fuckin' laugh aren't yer – he's an effin' teenager an' I look sod all like him" – an' as I makes ter push past 'em an' go up me garden path one plod grabs hold of me an' the evil split-arsed plod bitch wiv him sez "Cop fer this, yer Yardie scumbag" – an' fires her effin' taser thing wot hits me right in the kisser - an' this knocks me head over tits an' I lands right on me arse – an' cos of the effin' shock paralysin' me, I not only pisses meself but shit me pants as well."

Bristol Chief Constable Harry 'Pitbull' McGnasher admitted to media hacks that the violent nature of the 'mistaken identity' arrest incident was not exactly the best public relations stunt his officers could have pulled – and has doubtless left common herd bystanders aghast and of a collective opinion that the tasering officer, WPC Fellatia Slagg, is a career sadist possessed of an arrogant contempt for perma-sun-tanned minority types – and with calculated malice aforethought – deliberately tasered Mr Adunbi in the face – which will doubtless be interpreted as yet another clear cut example of the national Plod Squad's institutional racism now being on a one to one par with that of their bigoted 'nigger-shooting' fellow police officers in the good ole US of A.

CC McGnasher continued: "But this type of shocking incident will become a thing of the past, for while our current batch of police officers have IQs well south of triple figures, we are introducing regulations that as future recruits will all be armed with tasers, side arms and an assault rifle to counter terrorist threats – they must either complete a three-year degree apprenticeship, a postgraduate conversion course or have a University degree qualification – plus be able to tie their own bootlaces and tell the difference between shit and shinola."

Hmmm, the mind boggles. Armed plods – whether kitted out with guns or tasers – are never – as the boast goes – gonna protect Broken Britain's common herd from terrorist attacks – all they can do is shoot the Muslim patsy fall guys dead post-attack status down at Canary Wharf before they can blab to the media that they'd been set up – as per 7/7.

Home Office rhetoric besides, we are always gonna be stuck with the likes of the sadistic PC Slimy Simon Hardwood, the Met's Territorial (Terrorist?) Support Group Plod Squad thug who beat innocent 2009 G20 protests passer-by Ian Tomlinson with malice aforethought, causing his death - and got off a manslaughter charge.

Or Sgt Delboy Stinkie, yet another half-chat mongrel Met TSG thug who - at the memorial to Ian Tomlinson's death - smacked G20 protester Knickerless Fisher around with a backhander and his telescopic steel asp baton as she was threatening him with a 'weapon' – actually a carton of orange juice – which the IQ-deficient Sgt Stinkie mistook for an AK47 assault rifle.
District Judge Daphne Prickham ruled Stinkie acted lawfully, despite video evidence posted on the internet showing him hitting a woman half his size with the back of his hand and a retractable metal baton.

Then we have the brainless excuse for a plod, PC Stuart Wright, who fired his 50,000 volts taser toy at disabled and blind 61-year old pensioner, Colin Farmyard, for carrying a white stick – which in his ultimate stupidity, he mistook for a Samurai sword.
Really, WTF? The Plod Squad trusts these morons with tasers and guns? And to add insult to injury, a Lancashire Plod Squad 'gross incompetency hearing' recommended that PC Wright be given a performance improvement notice.

Oh my, zero mention of a mandatory Common Sense course – or a trip to SpecSavers.

A last but not least point viz Broken Britain's not fit for purpose / graft & corruption-ridden Plod Squad we should duly make mention of North Wales Police Superintendent Gordon Angelsea, the 1980's Bryn Estyn paedo-serial child rapist – who was recently prosecuted and jailed for his 1980's kiddie fiddling excesses – and conveniently 'died' in the prison hospital before he could cut a deal by naming a whole swathe of paedophile politicos.

Angelsea had a master's degree from the Wrexham Institute of Pederasty in 'Care Home Sodomy' – and was a fellow craft Freemason of the Provincial Grand Chapter of Hertfordshire (Harpenden Chapter 4314) of his graft and corruption-ridden libel trial judge, Lord Justice Maurice Duckpond – who back in 1994 issued a ridiculously biased verdict favouring his secret handshake Brother Gordon and awarded the despicable lying twat Plod Squad bumboy mega-bucks payments of £375,000 quid in libel damages against the national press media.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, so much for the much-vaunted advent of 'facial recognition' technology.
Mind you, this pair of Common Purpose-indoctrinated twats are part of Broken Britain's same 'Boys in Blue' trigger-happy organisation who can't tell the difference between a blind man with a white stick and some local hood wielding a samurai sword – or a Brazilian electrician and a Mid-East Muslim terrorist – let alone a couple of darkies with dreadlocks.

Personally we've seen better organised riots.

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However, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Kosher Nostra lobby – and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Friday 13 January 2017

UK Paedo-Elite Jail Yet Another Whistleblower

Melanie Shaw Given Two Years Following Secret Court Hearing

BRIAN GERRISH / UK CLOUMN / Thursday, 12th January 2017

http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/melanie-shaw-given-two-years-following-secret-court-hearing

On Wednesday 11 January 2016, Melanie Shaw, the whistleblower victim on the horrific abuse of children which occurred at the then county council-run Beechwood Children's Home in Nottinghamshire in the late 1980s, was given a two-year custodial sentence in a secret court hearing.

The nature of the charge against her is unclear and that information is refused when requested of court staff. The case took place late yesterday morning but it did not appear on any court lists until the hearing was past.

Melanie Shaw did not appear in person in court for this hearing, which was conducted by video link from her prison, as has also been the case with previous of her court 'appearances'.
She states that without fail, whenever in the past she has given testimony by such video link, she has been cut off on the pretext that "you were shouting", which she denies.

The effect of this is to prevent her testimony from going on the court record, as well as to prevent her as defendant from hearing certain deliberations and assertions being made in the courtroom.

In addition, UK Column News is very confident that at this particular secret hearing, no member of the public was present, and particularly not any of the supporters who have been following Melanie Shaw's case very closely. The public is therefore entirely dependent on any transcripts—accurate and complete or otherwise—which may be produced in order to find out what was said at the hearing.

Time already served by Melanie Shaw in prison on remand, namely 11 months, mostly in solitary confinement, does not appear to have been set against the two-year custodial sentence imposed yesterday.

Melanie Shaw is one of the few child abuse whistleblowers who is prepared to name politicians as having been among the abusers of her fellow inmates, some of whom she asserts were murdered on site at Beechwood.

Her reminiscences date from 1987, in which year the Cabinet was constituted of these politicians until the general election that May and of these politicians thereafter. (This does not constitute an allegation by UK Column News that any particular Cabinet minister at the above links was an abuser.)

Melanie Shaw's correspondence address in prison is:

Melanie Shaw
A4126DE
HMP Foston Hall
Uttoxeter Road
Foston
Derby, DE65 5DN
United Kingdom

It is advisable if writing to Melanie Shaw to use a card or light letter containing no stamps, blank paper, return envelopes, money or any other objects. These are highly likely to be confiscated, potentially together with the letter or card itself.

Definition of terms: By "secret court hearing", UK Column News means:

(a) a court hearing not listed until after it took place;

(b) a court hearing whose outcome (i.e. of what alleged crime Melanie Shaw has been convicted) is withheld from the public on request, to the puzzlement of some court staff themselves.

By these two definitions, UK Column News is quite confident in describing Melanie Shaw as a political prisoner.

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Thought for the day. So WTF is Mel guilty of? Easy – exposing her childhood sexual abuse ordeals – and that of a legion of other vulnerable 'in-care' (sic – what a joke) by a graft and corruption-ridden British secret handshake Satanist establishment still run by the very same scum who legalised 'beast with two backs' sodomy in 1967 to serve their own perverted sexual aberrations – and supported the Paedophile Information Exchange drive to have the age of kiddie fiddling 'consent' (another sick joke) lowered to pre-pubescence.

Oh yes, our once-sceptred isle is chocker full of these vile nonce ponce psycho-villains at the reins of power – the same scatbags who covered up the Masonic 'Magic Circle' / Speculative Society arse bandit / pederast-linked Dunblane Massacre with a 100 year gagging order – and still refuse to investigate the Hollie Greig (circa 2000) Beechwood Special School (yep – yet another Beechwood) sexual abuse scandal – perpetrated by an organised elitist paedo ring that rules the roost in Grampian's Sin City of Scaberdeen – a crime that bounces off Police Scotland and leads straight back to the Tartan Tadgers BD/SM Violate Club membership rolls – protected by a disreputable clutch of Glassie-based media-gagging lawyers – then on, this trail of toxic filth leads right to the front door of Edinburgh's Holyrood Parliament - and permeates the septic ranks of the sociopath-infested Crown Office and their equally-bent 'Secret Squirrel' Security Services.

Och aye, the philosophical maxim of Salus populi suprema lex esti (The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law) takes second place to covering up the guilty establishment secrets of kiddie fiddling establishment deadbeat onanists in bonny caber-tossing Nonceland.

Now this very same Scottish criminal cabal are persecuting Janice and Brian Docherty – tenants on Viscount Petersham's (aka William Henry Leicester Stanhope) Crimonmogate (more at 'Cringegate') estate - for having the moral audacity to file a complaint with the Freemason-infested Police Nonceland in July 2014 against an Aberdeenshire-based (ring any bells?) elitist predatory paedo gang whose 'representative' made them an outlandish offer of a large financial incentive to permit them to sexually molest their special needs autistic son.

Of course, the burning question of the moment remains: Who has the power to marshal the resources of three states (Scotland, Eire, England) to harass a single family for telling the truth?

Why, none other than Broken Britain's corrupt government system. And here Rusty, alike Robert Green, can speak from personal experience, viz their pursuit of justice for special needs / disabled / child sexual abuse victim, Hollie Greig - and the subsequent multiple arrests and joint imprisonments as political prisoners they were meted out – to silence them from further finger-pointing exposes of those establishment officials guilty of the child sexual abuse - and their lackey-stooge apologists and criminal cover-up agents – rewarded for their iniquitous sins of sophistry with financial inducements, unqualified career promotions – and transitory, more scent than substance / window dressing royal titles.

http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/brutal-protection-paedophiles

http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/docherty-case-ten-questions

http://aanirfan.blogspot.co.uk/2015/10/child-abuse-cover-up-in-scotland.html

Sunday 8 January 2017

Brits Wake Up: Defund Afro Girly Band

In today’s ‘Taxpayer Ripoffs Expose’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our battlefront cross-dressing media correspondent, Jack 'Call Me Mollie' McSkanger - manning the live news cellphone hotline from Addis Ababa for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to House of Conmans tittle-tattles, Broken Britain's taxpayers will no longer have their hard-earned £ pounds n pence squandered on funding a five-member Ethiopian girly band.

International Development Secretary Shiti Pratel (Tory MP for the Essex' 'Withering' constituency) announced a review of the illogical funding after reports that split arsed pop group Smegma received £5.2 million quid in foreign aid – aka cash from the public purse.
Slut Effect, the Ethiopian group which manages Smegma and promotes women's rights in the backward excuse for a country, claims its money-grubbing aims had been 'wilfully misrepresented'.

Really, WTF is the Ministry for Wasting Public Money doing funding second rate girly bands in some Third World political chaos shithole like Ethiopia – when they can't even provide for an ailing NHS - and our own homeless, unemployed and elderly citizens in need?

As if anyone with two ounces of common sense to rub together wants to waste public resources on a hopeless case dump like Ethiopia – but conversely some shit-for-brains do-gooder might well do so – then let the Italian Wops look after the place and fund the girly band wanabees – for it was, after all, one of their colonial conquests that Mussolini's fascist regime took great pains to bomb into submission in the mid-1930's – then left in an even bigger socio-economic-political mess than when they first arrived.

A Christmas wake-up call leaked by Parliamentary whistle-blowers revealed that the five-piece girly band, Smegma, had been given a £5.2 million nicker grant as part of a three year programme aimed at empowering women in Ethiopia – a basket case failed state still under an iron rod six-month state of emergency in the face of a wave of unprecedented anti-government protests last October.

However, since this piece of news was leaked and the proverbial crap hit the fan, the Shitrakers Gazette sarcastically dubbed the band 'Ethiopia's Spice Girls' and claimed that grants to the group were a waste of money – a fact followed up by International Development Minister Shiti Pratel, who informed gutter press media hacks that '"there are more effective ways to squander UK foreign aid cash – and defunding the Smegma band will free up £5 million quid that can be put to better use by the RAF – bombing Syrian troops and civilians around Aleppo."

The five-strong female Smegma pop group was founded in 2013 aiming to tackle issues including domestic violence, forced marriage and female genital mutilation through their songs and online videos.
Its members are all in their early twenties and adopted the nom de guerre stage names of Lemsip, Vimto, Prozac, Spam and Meerkat – after the contents of their shared apartment kitchen shelves.

Until Mrs Pratel slashed their funding source earlier this week they performed a weekly drama and talk show on Ethiopian radio, as well as running a YouTube channel – and won local acclaim with their first 'hit' (sic) – 'Rastafarian Caesarean' four years ago - and recently released their latest song, Kitehen Lebdaw Gela Tebi, which roughly translates as 'Fuck Your Ass, Cocksucker' in Ethiopia's official Amharic language – a high pitched ballad reminiscent of a sack of tomcats being subjected to a good 'old time religion' Sharia Law crowd kicking.

Thought for the day. Money for foreign aid galore - but how much do Broken Britain's homeless n unemployed get? Sweet fuck all.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate – and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Sunday 1 January 2017

UK: Man-Child Refugee Migrant Scam

In this New Year ‘Enhanced Ripoffs’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip – live and as it happens - via our undercover Islamic 'shufty bint' Mandeep McSkanger - manning the mobile phone hotline from a bus shelter outside Croydon's Lunatic House refugee transit processing facility – exclusively for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to Mandeep's whistle-blowing mole contacts - embedded in the heart of the Border Force immigration agency – reveals yet another boatload of Muslim child 'asylum seeking' refugees is scheduled to arrive in Broken Britain the first week of the 2017 New Year – with reports that this latest bunch of scrounging scrotes were found living on the Port de Calais' Rue Vigier landfill site since their adjacent Jungle Book Refugee Camp was demolished at the onset of winter 2016.

The scores of pick n mix refugee counterfeit kids – some looking as young as 25 – were discovered by do-gooder busybodies from the Safe Passage charity (the migrant arm of Citizen UK) last week while staff were expediting their customary non-denominational Xmas Eve home-made mini pork pie and sausage roll handout rounds.

Speaking to the editorial desk of the Xenophobes Gazette on a contraband mobile phone from his HMP Shithole two-man prison cell – (which he shares with convicted Muslim hate-preaching Islam4UK career shit-stirrer, Anjem ibn Himar Choudary) - former British Thug Party councillor and current Britain First leader, Paul Goldfish - expressed disgust that "Wot, more fuckin' migrant refugee scum arrivin' from the Jungle Book camp in Calais an' posin' as effin' kids? Cos in the last effin' batch of supposedly under-18's wot social workers processed there woz hundreds of adult asylum seekers lyin' through their fuckin' teeth about their age ter enter Britain posin' as teenagers - when in all truth they woz a bunch of ISIS Saracen Scally terrorist types on the cadge fer jobseekers allowance an' child tax credits."

"Fer fuck's sake, they had one twat who said he woz 13 an' looked more like closer ter 40 – an' then the same lyin' bastard MSM sez he woz the kiddie refugee's interpreter – wot woz a big effin' lie, in an' of itself – an' the effin' Home Office took their feet-draggin' time ter deny that woz the case – an' still they let the tosser stay here."

Right on, for a change, this semi-qualified opinion from professional jingoist and all-round hate-monger Mr Goldfish – for official age assessments carried out by social workers across the country revealed that a staggering number of those claiming to be lone refugee children were far older than they pretended to be.

David Davies, Tory Nasty Party MP for Monmouth, commented to one gutter press hack from the Impostors Review that after observing several purportedly child asylum seeking migrants disembarking the bus outside Croydon's Lunatic House with the aid of Zimmer frames that "I really hope our British hospitality isn't being abused – as many have no birth certificates or passports."

Nope mate – it's British gullibility – and the long-suffering taxpaying voters – that are being abused - by this nonsensical government's insane foreign – and domestic - policies.

And as to Davies' dearth of 'birth certificates and passports' comment - of course they don't – the only one's with either document are the genuine 'under 18's' – all the rest of these counterfeit child adults have ditched their proof of age / identity / nationality papers in the nearest shredder.

Thus the current PTB Establishment / Border Force's 'Project Shambles' (more at Project Snafu: Let Any Fucker In) philosophy regarding migrants suspected of lying about their age shall continue as skewed as ever – with offenders given the 'benefit of doubt' – along with a shedload of other 'benefits' – social housing / welfare payments / medical etc, et al.

Obviously the incumbent Nasty Party's ginger mingin Home Sickretary, Amber Crudd - (a former Botox addict and co-founder of the Hastings-based Gladys Grott Halitosis Society) – along with Border Force Director General, Sir Charles Monty-Python and Chief Operating Officer, Philip Duffer, are collectively in a state of 'we know nothing' utter denial regarding six-foot tall impostor / counterfeit child migrants / asylum seekers from crappy Calais's Jungle Book Camp arriving on the shores of our once-sceptred isle in need of a shave.

Die Hard British nationalists might recall that just prior to the long overdue demolition of Port de Calais' sprawling Jungle Book refugee camp, a team of shit for brains Safe Passage charity workers were wandering around the shithole with megaphones, balling out "Who wants ter go ter Britain fer a welfare benefits paid vacation?"
Hence little wonder every pseudo Muslim fucker and their underage dog jumped on the proverbial bandwagon – including scores of ISIS / Daesh / ISIL (same shit in different wrapping) Takfiri Jolly Jihadist types - disguised as children and creating a Catch 22 fubar of Biblical (or Koranic) proportions – with the lot all hell bent on executing (sic) random 'mayhem n chaos' terror attacks at their designated kindergartens and local toyshops – to pave their way to Paradise.

Conversely, Ras al Shitbag of the London-based Mujahideen Migration Watch think-tank, opined to gutter press hacks that the asylum seekers should be given the benefit of the doubt.
"To the unqualified eyes of the stupid Christian British public, most of these children might seem older than they look – and appear at first glance to be vulgarian infidel scum with the criminal mindset of thieves and rapists."

"But in response I say 'Is it any surprise they look like that after what they've been through: fighting in the hills, killing their fellow Muslims – both Sunnis and Shites, - with nothing to eat or drink for weeks on end - and being tortured and sexually abused by ISIS sodomites – then travelling thousands of miles through Turkey and Europe and getting shagged up the arse at every pit stop?' We need to be circumspect and inclined to give the benefit of the doubt unless there is undeniable evidence to suggest they are a lot older."

Hmmm, thanks for that little piece of skewed rhetoric from Mr al Shitbag.

Then we have the likes of knobheads such as second rate soccer pundit Garry Lineker's totally unqualified opinion that any fucker or their dog who questions a child migrant's age is a 'hideous racist' – and probably homophobic, an anti-Semite and Holohoax denier to boot.

But not quite as bad as one Border Force doctor suggesting that many of these adult impostor 'children' are in fact suffering from progeria - aka Hutchinson-Gilford Syndrome – or may be due to differences in the timing of the onset of puberty - with 12-year old Afghan asylum seeker, Hamid bin Bag - sporting a half metre beard - described as simply being mature for his age.

Now, as opposed to child refugees having their ages checked by someone from Henshaws Blind Institute how about the Border Force contracts a couple of horse-canny pikey travellers to check the teeth of the next incoming batch of child refugees to see who's lying about their age – specifically targeting those with grey hair or complaining of enlarged prostate medical conditions.

Thought for the day. So who the fuck is running the Border Force immigration control – Wallace n Gromit – or is it now a PFI job, farmed out to the incompetent likes of Wile E. Coyote?

Amber Crudd's Home Office and Borders Force officials claim there is no safe way to check the ages of child refugee / asylum seekers.
Que? WTF? How about the application of common fucking sense to start with.

However, this is precisely what the Rothshite Kosher Nostra's Edomite Mafia / New World Order Neo-Con fascist scum want – the absolute dissolution of our once-sceptred isle's Anglo-Saxon national identity - via forced multi-culturism / mass heathen immigration.

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