In today’s 'Operation Shit Yer Pants' expose counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot-to-trot gossip from our embedded I-Spy media mole, Achmed ibn Himar, manning the live news cellphone hotline from inside the broom cupboard of the 4th floor's ISIS Black Propaganda Unit at MI5's top secret Thames House HQ for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to the bogus ISIS Hisbah website – spouting its customary illogical stock n trade 'infidel' hate rhetoric - the do-or-die suicide terrorist strike carried out by lone renta-car hit n run / kitchen knife-wielding Khalid Masood – (yet another self-righteous Takfiri / Salafist shitbag – or the latest MK-Ultra mind control patsy - aka Adrian Russell Ajao aka Adrian Elms aka Adrian Dutch Elm Disease aka Khalid Clam-Chowder) - has been claimed a stellar success against the very heart of Broken Britain's ruling imperialist oligarch establishment – and just the first strike of an intended veritable 'shit kittens' tsunami of hit n run attacks by their embedded 'Fifth Column' 21st Jolly Jihad Car Hire Regiment.
No shit - then the Worstminster-based Powers That Be must be pissing in their Masonic aprons with laughter considering last Wednesday's ill-conceived hire car rampage / terrorist offensive in central London achieved a 4 dead / 50-plus injured victim headcount - comprised of a pick n mix casualty list of Romanian Chinese, Greek, Australian, Italian, Irish. Korean and Portuguese foreign tourists – along with a group of French teenage students and four 'day out' students from Lancashire's Nump Hill University – plus one English teacher Mummy on her way to pick up her kids from school (who never arrived) - and a US couple celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary / first even vacation abroad - and the final victim, one unarmed uniformed plod, PC Keith Palmer - who the Met hadn't seen fit to be issued with basic policing kit – a stab vest, Mace pepper spray, Taser or pickaxe shaft.
Is that the best 'evolving threat' urban battlefield strategy ISIS (or the black propaganda cabal [German DVD / Mossad / MI5] pulling these 'hate thy neighbour' / Islamic demonization 'Op Gladio Mk 2' false flag stunts) can muster from their global threat purported sub-nuclear armoury – a single-handed Wahhabism-Sharia brainwashed fanatic on a rent-a-car hit and run rampage - and the Poundland kitchen knife stabbing of an unarmed lone House of Conmans 'Greeter' Plod Squad officer?
An orgy of senseless violence visited on civilian innocents with zero influence or control over their respective government's latter day neo-colonial Mid-East wars of aggression – aka the Neo-Con's War on Terror - being fought for the exclusive benefit of the ZioNazi Edomite Mafia (aka the Rothshite Kosher Nostra).
In a somewhat conflicting 'Read This, Tremble and Obey' online edict - released on the evening of the attack through MI5's psyops Aamaq false flag news agency - the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) UK base of operations claimed Khalid Masood was one of its Jolly Jihad soldiers / martyrs – and a further 400 combat-hardened former fighters – all indoctrinated with toxic Saudi Wahhabist nonsense - and trained not only in the art of welfare benefit fraud and mugging old ladies but also in the combat use of kitchen knives and the construction of improvised explosive devices (shampoo / brake fluid blends) have been infiltrated into British society – and the news release artfully timed to incite the moronic common herd's frontal cortex sensibilities to a Muslim-hatred mode reaction.
But that's the shit-for-brains / goggle box mesmerised and misinformed voting public of Broken Britain – programmed to believe any old shite – (they don't call them television 'programmes' for nothing. Programming – in hi-def colour, of course - as long as it's geared with a jingoistic / xenophobic Them n Us racial / sectarian hate theme kick start mechanism.
There again, ISIS have a different perception of morality – as do Very Important Paedophiles, psychopaths and cannibals – and Broken Britain's ruling upper class echelons and their police protectors are infested with the former – the untouchable Satanist pederast / ritual blood sacrifice / child sex abusing murderer cult membership (ref Tory PM Ted Heath).
Although if that's the greatest military threat ISIS - (ISIL / IS / Daesh / whatever the fuck they're being called by the bent Western fake news media this week) - can muster - kitchen knives and hit n run rental cars (or will they go the whole hog and attack with sub-nuclear black pepper and bleach bombs?) – then they're as much a danger as a bunch of pissed-up soccer hooligans out for trouble after losing a home game match to the better team.
Really, who the fuck thinks this Ripping Yarns shit up? Surely not all the fault of the Tavistock Institute and their mind control Mohammed al Patsy freak show think tank wallahs? –cos the entire pantomime bears the control freak / public compliance stench of Op' Gladio black propaganda emanating out of every suppurating pore.
ISIS – a gang of Third World Muslim heathen scrotes – are, to all intents and propaganda-devoid purposes - more of a socio-political nuisance than some demonic shade – but who are painted blacker than they could ever wish (on the atrocities scale) and used as an alternative solution excuse for the imposition of all these Mission Creep totalitarian / control freak panopticon surveillance / compliance / stop and search / arrest without warrant policing measures.
Okay, how about an alternative solution to the surveillance / compliance crap designed to justify and legitimise their implementation – and the continued campaign of military aggression against any and all Mid-East states that refuse to kiss Western ass and allow their respective economies to be run and debt-laden by the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate?
If the British public are considered suitable for military conscription and to be dispatched by the cannon fodder load to fight in foreign conflicts (WW! / WW2 / Korea – Iraq / Syria / Yemen etc) – and this ISIS threat is REAL - then repeal the 1936 Firearms Act and let the public be armed to the veritable teeth - (The English Bill of Rights 1689 states 'That the subjects which are Protestants may have arms for their defence') - and tackle Muslim terrorist types head on – then disarm the moronic Plod Squad whose only claim to fame is tasering hapless blind people whose folding walking canes or white sticks are mistaken for assault rifles – or Samurai swords – or worse still blowing away Brazilian electricians who look a bit 'Islamish'.
There again, the do-gooder meddling bastards brigade get in on the act - and now their anti-Brexit EUSSR Remainiacs campaign has turned to more scent than substance - are whingeing from the socio-political rooftops that Khalid Masood should not have been gunned down in such an extra-judicial manner by the porcine Minister for Defence's trigger-happy gung-ho bodyguard, but rather 'restrained' and prosecuted for his crimes (and perhaps tempted to convert to Roman Catholicism - alike fellow war criminal Tony Bliar) – then tossed into some high sec' prison for good measure – if proven guilty, of course – unlike his old Mid-East ISIS battlefield pal Imran Khawaja – who was slapped with a mere 200 hour Community Service Order after returning from fighting with the ISIS Takfiri 28th Armoured Segway Battalion in Syria - landing at London's Thiefrow with a goody bag of severed heads of infidel Awalite 'Twelver School' Syrian soldiers – (decapitated as coffee table conversation piece souvenirs) – in his check-in luggage.
Thought for the day: Pending 'agree with whatever the government says' compliance laws besides, I maintain the qualified arrogance to know the moral disparity between right and wrong – and the glaring difference twix shit and shinola.
Multiculturalism does not work – never did / never will. That's just human nature – and let the Nasty Party's dog wanker of an ex-PM Posh Dave Scameron – the self-delusional star proponent of multiculturalism – go hug some grungy Muslim hoodie gang into assimilated integration with his bonkers 'We're all in this together' mantra to make the brain dead public demographic feel 'safe'.
So the $64,000 dollar question is - was the Worstminster Bridge homicidal brouhaha likely as not brought to you by the very same treasonous Ashkenazi New World Order security service stooges that pulled off the ignominious 9/11 and 7/7 false flag debacles - to demonise Islam and the global Muslim community – especially so the immigrant / asylum-seeking refugee contingent that's currently flooding into Europe?
To wit, whoever was responsible - ISIS / MI5 / MI6 / Mossad / 'the Russians did it' / Mohammed al Patsy and his mate Ras al Ratfink propaganda bullshit – let's never overlook the fact that evil does not need a reason – it just is – and the entire political-religious shebang are more than capable of such vile immoral deeds to achieve their venal commercial ends – then and now.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Wednesday 29 March 2017
Saturday 18 March 2017
Tory Ex-Chancellor Takes Second Job
In today’s ‘You'll Never Believe This Shit’ expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The Nasty Party's ex-Chancellor Gideon 'Spankies' Osborne – fired by the Tory's cross-dressing PM 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem for incompetence and being publicly exposed in the gutter press media as a spoiled brat and utter Hooray Henry public school drug-snorting wanker - has been scouring the 'situations vacant' section of the give-away Metro news rag in search of a second job to make ends meet since he's lost his £134,565 per annum cabinet slot salary and has to survive on a meagre basic MP's wage of £74,962 quid now his lucrative House of Conmans 'second home flipping' kleptocrat expense fiddling scams have been exposed and blocked.
So the gutless, train fare dodging Gideon has been slapped with a massive £59,603 pay cut for being a total knobhead and making a fuck of his position as the Treasury's chief bean counter due implementing ill-thought 'let's rob the poor' austerity measures policies.
Oh dear, how sad – but Sympathy for dizzy Gideon is in short supply, with a singular mention to be found in the dictionary – right between Shit and Syphilis.
Though being part and parcel of the parasitic nobility regime and parasitical global reach corporations that have been shafting the common herd demographic of our once-sceptred isle since time immemorial – and knowing a few Masonic secret handshake manoeuvres – still opens doors for the silver spoon likes of a smarmy clunt like Osborne.
Thus once the word got around among his old Oxford Uni' elitist 'men-only' Piers Gaveston Sodomite's Society and Bullingdon Vandals Club membership pals – (the likes of ex-Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron and ex-London Mayor – now the incumbent Foreign Secretary and class-act buffoon - Bonkers Boris al Pasha Attaturk Nonsense) - then the doors started opening – with Gideon picking up £40,000 quid per hour – ironically for standing at a rostrum and spouting any old shite to a bunch of commercial bankster types on how to run their business - after he managed to make an even bigger fuck up of Broken Britain's economy than New Labour's equally good for nothing Nonceland wankers Alastair 'Albino' Darling and Gordon 'Cyclops' Broon combined.
To wit, while Osborne - who holds only contempt for working class taxpayers - is generally viewed as a tosspot with the personality of a septic tank - and thanks to the very same old boy network that saved the nanny-bashing Lord Unlucky Lucan from the hangman's noose – now commands a hefty fee for public speaking engagements and is set to rake in £650,000 nicker a year as a hedgehog funds tax-dodging adviser to Nigeria-based BlackCock Investments.
And that's where Gideon and his cronies do their best work - wallowing in a cesspool of graft and corruption – with their snouts firmly embedded in the trough of corporate profit - to the detriment of all else.
Mind you, when your accumulated bad habits run to forking out mega-bucks for good quality Colombian nose powder and the services of some fat arsed West End Dominatrix like Mistress Natalie Rowe to cane your bare botty - then piss all over you, maybe £40,000 nicker per hour is the stipend required to cover the costs of Grade A snorting snow and golden showers.
Next up, some other inbred blue blood dog wanker gets on the phone and voila – lo and behold – goblin-featured Gideon's offered the job of editor at London's gutter press red top Daily Shitraker tabloid - whose circulation runs to 850,000 to 900,000 copies a day since becoming a free title in 2010 – a position the useless coke-sniffing tosser has zero experience to command – lest one considers he once wrote a poem for Eton's school news rag.
But when your public school cronies are in bed with the Russian Bratva (Mafia) then anything's possible – especially so since the Daily Shitraker was bought up back in 2009 by Yeltsin-era oligarch and former KGB agent, Oleg Mobsaroubles - the $$$ zillionaire owner of Gulag Gaz and RussTheft Oil – whose Chechen ex-lap dancer girlfriend, Tekum Orloff, runs Soho's notorious Orloff’s rub n tug massage parlour.
Speaking to an interviewer from the BBC's Propaganda Hour programme, Osborne admitted the editorial post would take multitasking to a new level and present a big challenge to persuade his long-suffering constituents in Cheshire that he could juggle two money-spinning jobs and still represent them efficiently in Parliament.
Conversely, these very same Cheshire constituents were of a conflicting opinion to that of Gideon's when consulted by media hacks from the Bullshit Review, with one elite post code Hale Barns resident and City stockbroker, Dinsdale Figg-Newton, relating "Osborne's more full of crap than a Christmas goose claiming he can do both jobs. Bollocks and my arse – this latest stunt is an insult to the electors he is supposed to serve – as the cloth-eared prat can't even look after the one he's got and does sweet Fanny Adams for us anyway."
"He vowed to get the fox hunting ban overturned and never did. Same with having kiddie fiddling legalised - as the Tories did with homosexuality back in 1967 – another promise unfulfilled. Then he screws up and we're faced with this environmental disaster of the HS2 high speed railway line for RattleTrack and Notwork Rail chopping a compulsory purchase route through our exclusive Millionaire's Row village and cutting a swathe across Ringway Golf Course and Doggers Wood."
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
The Nasty Party's ex-Chancellor Gideon 'Spankies' Osborne – fired by the Tory's cross-dressing PM 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem for incompetence and being publicly exposed in the gutter press media as a spoiled brat and utter Hooray Henry public school drug-snorting wanker - has been scouring the 'situations vacant' section of the give-away Metro news rag in search of a second job to make ends meet since he's lost his £134,565 per annum cabinet slot salary and has to survive on a meagre basic MP's wage of £74,962 quid now his lucrative House of Conmans 'second home flipping' kleptocrat expense fiddling scams have been exposed and blocked.
So the gutless, train fare dodging Gideon has been slapped with a massive £59,603 pay cut for being a total knobhead and making a fuck of his position as the Treasury's chief bean counter due implementing ill-thought 'let's rob the poor' austerity measures policies.
Oh dear, how sad – but Sympathy for dizzy Gideon is in short supply, with a singular mention to be found in the dictionary – right between Shit and Syphilis.
Though being part and parcel of the parasitic nobility regime and parasitical global reach corporations that have been shafting the common herd demographic of our once-sceptred isle since time immemorial – and knowing a few Masonic secret handshake manoeuvres – still opens doors for the silver spoon likes of a smarmy clunt like Osborne.
Thus once the word got around among his old Oxford Uni' elitist 'men-only' Piers Gaveston Sodomite's Society and Bullingdon Vandals Club membership pals – (the likes of ex-Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron and ex-London Mayor – now the incumbent Foreign Secretary and class-act buffoon - Bonkers Boris al Pasha Attaturk Nonsense) - then the doors started opening – with Gideon picking up £40,000 quid per hour – ironically for standing at a rostrum and spouting any old shite to a bunch of commercial bankster types on how to run their business - after he managed to make an even bigger fuck up of Broken Britain's economy than New Labour's equally good for nothing Nonceland wankers Alastair 'Albino' Darling and Gordon 'Cyclops' Broon combined.
To wit, while Osborne - who holds only contempt for working class taxpayers - is generally viewed as a tosspot with the personality of a septic tank - and thanks to the very same old boy network that saved the nanny-bashing Lord Unlucky Lucan from the hangman's noose – now commands a hefty fee for public speaking engagements and is set to rake in £650,000 nicker a year as a hedgehog funds tax-dodging adviser to Nigeria-based BlackCock Investments.
And that's where Gideon and his cronies do their best work - wallowing in a cesspool of graft and corruption – with their snouts firmly embedded in the trough of corporate profit - to the detriment of all else.
Mind you, when your accumulated bad habits run to forking out mega-bucks for good quality Colombian nose powder and the services of some fat arsed West End Dominatrix like Mistress Natalie Rowe to cane your bare botty - then piss all over you, maybe £40,000 nicker per hour is the stipend required to cover the costs of Grade A snorting snow and golden showers.
Next up, some other inbred blue blood dog wanker gets on the phone and voila – lo and behold – goblin-featured Gideon's offered the job of editor at London's gutter press red top Daily Shitraker tabloid - whose circulation runs to 850,000 to 900,000 copies a day since becoming a free title in 2010 – a position the useless coke-sniffing tosser has zero experience to command – lest one considers he once wrote a poem for Eton's school news rag.
But when your public school cronies are in bed with the Russian Bratva (Mafia) then anything's possible – especially so since the Daily Shitraker was bought up back in 2009 by Yeltsin-era oligarch and former KGB agent, Oleg Mobsaroubles - the $$$ zillionaire owner of Gulag Gaz and RussTheft Oil – whose Chechen ex-lap dancer girlfriend, Tekum Orloff, runs Soho's notorious Orloff’s rub n tug massage parlour.
Speaking to an interviewer from the BBC's Propaganda Hour programme, Osborne admitted the editorial post would take multitasking to a new level and present a big challenge to persuade his long-suffering constituents in Cheshire that he could juggle two money-spinning jobs and still represent them efficiently in Parliament.
Conversely, these very same Cheshire constituents were of a conflicting opinion to that of Gideon's when consulted by media hacks from the Bullshit Review, with one elite post code Hale Barns resident and City stockbroker, Dinsdale Figg-Newton, relating "Osborne's more full of crap than a Christmas goose claiming he can do both jobs. Bollocks and my arse – this latest stunt is an insult to the electors he is supposed to serve – as the cloth-eared prat can't even look after the one he's got and does sweet Fanny Adams for us anyway."
"He vowed to get the fox hunting ban overturned and never did. Same with having kiddie fiddling legalised - as the Tories did with homosexuality back in 1967 – another promise unfulfilled. Then he screws up and we're faced with this environmental disaster of the HS2 high speed railway line for RattleTrack and Notwork Rail chopping a compulsory purchase route through our exclusive Millionaire's Row village and cutting a swathe across Ringway Golf Course and Doggers Wood."
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Friday 17 March 2017
Sturgeon Baffled by Definition of Independence
Once again, the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from 'Grim Up North Caledonia' – beamed down live via 'Nonce-Web' for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career pro-justice, radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Addressing the Scottish Nonce Party's pantomime conference in Aberdeen – aka Sin City Central - the gospel according to the fascist SNP regime leader - Her Regal Ruthlessness, Nicola 'Wee Nippy' Sturgeon – states that a second independence vote will take place despite Broken Britain's Nasty Party Prime Minister Terry Mayhem's official opinion that 'now is not the time for a repeat of Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's silly (and failed) jingoist farce' - promoting a split up of the United Kingdom while supporting Scotland's further assimilation in the Brussels control freak EUSSR Federation.
Backing up the scheming Sturgeon's hysterical outburst, the party's triple-chinned, flab-infested deputy leader, Angus 'Beer Pig' Robertson, declared that in his wholly unqualified haggis-gorging opinion, it would be totally unacceptable for Westminster to deny bonny Scotland a second referendum.
The porcine Robertson continued "Let there be no doubt – we will have another referendum and even if the people of this country got it totally wrong the first time around and voted against independence as they didn't trust Alex Salmond to go it alone, we intend to do like Eire and keep holding referendums until the thick twats eventually get it right."
And that is it as far as the nonce-ponce corruption-ridden SNP hierarchy are concerned – not only totally detached from the will of their own voting common herd demographic and scheming to get their pathetic arses detached from Westminster control - but still be part of the EUSSR fascist regime and under Brussels' jackboot – that's the paranoid psychotic view of mad menopausal Sturgeon – she with zero concept of the true definition of 'independence'.
Conversely, the Nasty Party's transvestite PM, 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem, addressing a field of sheep outside Cardiff to defend the United Kingdom's wool trade - and the mint sauce industry – further stated for the public record she is working for the whole of a united Broken Britain and confided to one gutter press hack from the Caber Tossers Gazette that her government would not approve Sturgeon's SNP demand for a second independence referendum even if she went into self-harm mode and poked her own eyes out with a deep fried Mars bar.
So bollocks to the skirt-clad lot of them. Not wishing to contradict Terry Mayhem, but it is our collective opinion to grant the fucking dump an act of 'no-ties' independence - then rebuild Hadrian's Wall to keep the alcoholic kiddie fiddling Masonic cabal scumbags north of the border and prevented from sneaking across to sexually molest our children.
Then they can actually go one step beyond their current protectionist culture of child sexual abuse cover-ups (Google 'Hollie Greig') and have Holyrood legitimise paedophilia by lowering the age of sexual consent to three years – same as their debauched Masonic Satanist 'Magic Circle' bumboy cult attempted in the wake of the establishment-subverted Operation Planet (initially Operation Uranus – no pun intended).
In March of 1991, and as a direct consequence of Operation Planet, and prosecutions relating to gross acts of arse banditry visited on the rectal sphincters of underage teenage boys by the Masonic Magic Circle elite and Northern Noncehouse Board affiliates, along with Glasgow, Dunblane and Edinburgh-based Violate BD/SM Club membership – (founded and run by one scumster Glassie-based solicitor) – these dens of iniquity catering to the perverted sexual tastes of the legal / political executive sodomites and paedophiles – an internal 'judiciary whitewash' study paper was produced by one particular compliant and unscrupulous Crown Office legal assistant dogsbody that sought to establish a rationale for, and the extent to which, the protections offered by Common Law could be circumvented, and Statute Law ignored.
Thus it is part and parcel of the official paper trail record, these immoral machinations of some shot-up, self-promoting Crown Office stooge - to pervert the law of the land and decriminalise the acts of this cult of Masonic / Satanist Speculative Society judges and high profile members of the Faculty of Advocates & Solicitors - and affiliated arse bandit mafia - shagging underage rent boys.
At the close of April 1991 a pow-wow was held between a cabal of ranking Freemasons, including Lord Fraser (the Lord Advocate), Lord Roger (the Solicitor General), Duncan Lowe (the Crown Agent), Alfred Vannet (the Deputy Crown Agent) and a clique of depraved pederasts unknown, to discuss this venal Crown Office report and protect their Masonic secret handshake brethren implicated in the sexual abuse and Satanic cult blood sacrifice of vulnerable children.
As a result of that meeting to pervert the moral ethos of - and course of – justice, directions were issued by the Crown Office to the Procurators Fiscal (Directive 2025) in which the Crown Office effectively sanctioned particular criminal acts, contrary to Law – of underage teenage boys being bum-fucked by older men – specifically members of the Tartan Tadger Kilt Lifters Club. That directive provided the means by which such activities were to be legitimised by The Crown.
https://holliegreigjustice.blogspot.co.uk/
http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/operation-planet-abuse-justice-crown-office-scotland
http://scottishlaw.blogspot.co.uk/2009/05/legal-aid-chief-douglas-haggarty.html
https://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2012/12/13/paedophile-lawyers-and-legal-aid-scams-in-scotland/
Thought for the day. How's this for a kick-around idea? Hold a referendum to get shut of the wee nippy Sturgeon beast and her SNP fascist gang.
Hmmm, we note a conspicuous absence of personally-financed High Court legal actions being launched by wicked Witchipoo whingepot / serial divorcee and immigrant Guyana-born socio-political busybody interfering nuisance - Gina Singh Miller – to force the government's hand to bestow a House of Conmans act of 'Insta-Independence' on the nonce-protecting Caledonian north so the Sturgeon beast can proclaim itself Queen.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Addressing the Scottish Nonce Party's pantomime conference in Aberdeen – aka Sin City Central - the gospel according to the fascist SNP regime leader - Her Regal Ruthlessness, Nicola 'Wee Nippy' Sturgeon – states that a second independence vote will take place despite Broken Britain's Nasty Party Prime Minister Terry Mayhem's official opinion that 'now is not the time for a repeat of Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's silly (and failed) jingoist farce' - promoting a split up of the United Kingdom while supporting Scotland's further assimilation in the Brussels control freak EUSSR Federation.
Backing up the scheming Sturgeon's hysterical outburst, the party's triple-chinned, flab-infested deputy leader, Angus 'Beer Pig' Robertson, declared that in his wholly unqualified haggis-gorging opinion, it would be totally unacceptable for Westminster to deny bonny Scotland a second referendum.
The porcine Robertson continued "Let there be no doubt – we will have another referendum and even if the people of this country got it totally wrong the first time around and voted against independence as they didn't trust Alex Salmond to go it alone, we intend to do like Eire and keep holding referendums until the thick twats eventually get it right."
And that is it as far as the nonce-ponce corruption-ridden SNP hierarchy are concerned – not only totally detached from the will of their own voting common herd demographic and scheming to get their pathetic arses detached from Westminster control - but still be part of the EUSSR fascist regime and under Brussels' jackboot – that's the paranoid psychotic view of mad menopausal Sturgeon – she with zero concept of the true definition of 'independence'.
Conversely, the Nasty Party's transvestite PM, 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem, addressing a field of sheep outside Cardiff to defend the United Kingdom's wool trade - and the mint sauce industry – further stated for the public record she is working for the whole of a united Broken Britain and confided to one gutter press hack from the Caber Tossers Gazette that her government would not approve Sturgeon's SNP demand for a second independence referendum even if she went into self-harm mode and poked her own eyes out with a deep fried Mars bar.
So bollocks to the skirt-clad lot of them. Not wishing to contradict Terry Mayhem, but it is our collective opinion to grant the fucking dump an act of 'no-ties' independence - then rebuild Hadrian's Wall to keep the alcoholic kiddie fiddling Masonic cabal scumbags north of the border and prevented from sneaking across to sexually molest our children.
Then they can actually go one step beyond their current protectionist culture of child sexual abuse cover-ups (Google 'Hollie Greig') and have Holyrood legitimise paedophilia by lowering the age of sexual consent to three years – same as their debauched Masonic Satanist 'Magic Circle' bumboy cult attempted in the wake of the establishment-subverted Operation Planet (initially Operation Uranus – no pun intended).
In March of 1991, and as a direct consequence of Operation Planet, and prosecutions relating to gross acts of arse banditry visited on the rectal sphincters of underage teenage boys by the Masonic Magic Circle elite and Northern Noncehouse Board affiliates, along with Glasgow, Dunblane and Edinburgh-based Violate BD/SM Club membership – (founded and run by one scumster Glassie-based solicitor) – these dens of iniquity catering to the perverted sexual tastes of the legal / political executive sodomites and paedophiles – an internal 'judiciary whitewash' study paper was produced by one particular compliant and unscrupulous Crown Office legal assistant dogsbody that sought to establish a rationale for, and the extent to which, the protections offered by Common Law could be circumvented, and Statute Law ignored.
Thus it is part and parcel of the official paper trail record, these immoral machinations of some shot-up, self-promoting Crown Office stooge - to pervert the law of the land and decriminalise the acts of this cult of Masonic / Satanist Speculative Society judges and high profile members of the Faculty of Advocates & Solicitors - and affiliated arse bandit mafia - shagging underage rent boys.
At the close of April 1991 a pow-wow was held between a cabal of ranking Freemasons, including Lord Fraser (the Lord Advocate), Lord Roger (the Solicitor General), Duncan Lowe (the Crown Agent), Alfred Vannet (the Deputy Crown Agent) and a clique of depraved pederasts unknown, to discuss this venal Crown Office report and protect their Masonic secret handshake brethren implicated in the sexual abuse and Satanic cult blood sacrifice of vulnerable children.
As a result of that meeting to pervert the moral ethos of - and course of – justice, directions were issued by the Crown Office to the Procurators Fiscal (Directive 2025) in which the Crown Office effectively sanctioned particular criminal acts, contrary to Law – of underage teenage boys being bum-fucked by older men – specifically members of the Tartan Tadger Kilt Lifters Club. That directive provided the means by which such activities were to be legitimised by The Crown.
https://holliegreigjustice.blogspot.co.uk/
http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/operation-planet-abuse-justice-crown-office-scotland
http://scottishlaw.blogspot.co.uk/2009/05/legal-aid-chief-douglas-haggarty.html
https://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2012/12/13/paedophile-lawyers-and-legal-aid-scams-in-scotland/
Thought for the day. How's this for a kick-around idea? Hold a referendum to get shut of the wee nippy Sturgeon beast and her SNP fascist gang.
Hmmm, we note a conspicuous absence of personally-financed High Court legal actions being launched by wicked Witchipoo whingepot / serial divorcee and immigrant Guyana-born socio-political busybody interfering nuisance - Gina Singh Miller – to force the government's hand to bestow a House of Conmans act of 'Insta-Independence' on the nonce-protecting Caledonian north so the Sturgeon beast can proclaim itself Queen.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Tuesday 14 March 2017
Vermin in Ermine Taxpayer Ripoffs Expose
In today’s ‘The Public's Getting Shafted' expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Dame Mollie McSkanger, manning the live news cellphone hotline from the comfy red leather Irish Powernap benches of the House of Frauds for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
If it wasn't for bad news then Worstminster's Upper House of Frauds elderly care home wouldn't have any. First off the common herd have launched a petition to abolish the geriatric dosspit after the unelected peers passed two train wreck amendments to the Brexit Bill in a futile attempt to jam Article 50's trigger action and block the Tory's transvestite PM, Terry Mayhem kick starting the process of kissing Brussels and the EUSSR bye-bye - that has garnered well in excess of the 100,000 signatures required to initiate a House of Conmans debate on getting shut of this anachronistic den of iniquity – or rather 'antiquity' when the general senile, doddering state of the bloated 804 head membershit is considered.
Then we have a double-whammy cutting edge additional expose from the House of Frauds own back-stabbing snitch department as former Lord's Speaker and titled 'supergrass' Baroness 'Dirty Gertie' D’Souza let the cat out of the bag when confiding to one gutter press hack from the Kiss & Tell Gazette that she'd spent months investigating the sleaze-mongering culture of dingbat peers who clock in (but not out) to claim their tax-free per diem allowance, but make zero contribution in the Upper House's political / legislative workings and simply call in for the freebie £300 quid – (and if they hang around at all, cop for a subsidised lunch and booze up – then crash out on the back benches, snoring and farting – and exhibiting a fair impersonation of Anthony Gormless' iconic 'Decrepit Fossil' sculpture - until the afternoon 'school's out' bell sounds) - but scrapped the research to avoid naming n shaming the brass necked offenders and the likely backlash of having a Masonic secret handshake club / paedo mafia hit contract taken out on her scrawny neck for such indiscretions.
D'Souza, an egocentric ginger-mingin trollop, started out life as plain and simple Miss Gertie Russell – Labour Party HQ tea lady - before being bestowed with this elevated 'Baroness' title – one of dubious origin as she was nominated by none other than the political pariah who brought misery and suffering to the peoples of Afghanistan, Iraq - 'and' Broken Britain – that class act cross dressing / closet case war criminal himself – Tony 'Miranda' Bliar
The 72-year-old bat's shocking revelations of the money grubbing culture of the House of Frauds peers who claim thousands of pounds in perks but do sweet fuck all to earn it – which equals if not surpasses that of the House of Conmans expenses fiddling (floating duck island pagodas / moat dredging / flagpole ropes / toyboy entertainment / grapefruit bowls / fine art 'and' private security guards) - follows in the wicked wake of the peers’ attempts to thwart Brexit being trounced by lower house MPs.
Though the batshit bag deserves the Hypocrite of the Week award for cat-calling any other fucker and their dog when she blows £4,000 nicker of taxpayers' money on flowers for her office and slag off critics who censure her actions - plus 'twice' keeps chauffeur-driven limos waiting for hours on end while she goes to the Opera or partakes of a four hour lunch with the Japanese ambassador at Soho's Shit-or-Bust Sushi Restaurant.
Really, WTF's up with these people? They can't walk – or jump on a bus or take the Tube like real folks without some shot-up more-scent-than-substance Baroness or Dame title prefixing their name??
Yet WTF can anyone expect from a chamber composed of party cronies, donors and placemen – a consortium of doddering coffin-dodgers elevated to Vermin in Ermine status whose attendance records toss the principle of public service to the vagaries of the four winds.
Thus small wonder the reputation of the kleptocrat / sodomite / pederast infested House of Frauds is several degrees lower than a snake's bollocks.
What a blatant scam run at the expense of the hapless taxpaying voter demographic. Just who the fuck are these scrounging reprobates and what merits their elitist appellations?
The hereditary Hooray Henry cult of feudal system nobility titles handed down from one inbred blue blood mongrel generation to the next – and the non-noble common herd all bestowed with some Shitehood or Lordship in recognition for donations to House of Conmans political parties or via Freemasonry's graft and corruption-ridden wheeler-dealing system.
Now they've lost their Brexit block bid, perhaps they can turn a useful (sic) eye to Nasty Party MP Anne Main's current Parliamentary crib viz 'scoop the poop n bag it' dog shit complaint – that countryside canine walkers should not bag their doggy's anal download but simply kick it into the long grass or bushes as hanging the bags on bushes, tree branches and fences is becoming a nation-wide pollution problem. Well, WTF else are they copping £300 quid a day for?
And here's poor moi – a 68-year old pauper with a state pension of £542 quid a month and these dog wankers are picking up £300 nicker a day for clocking in – (but ridiculously, not out) and having an Irish power nap on their comfy red leather benches after a taxpayer subsidised gourmet lunch and a bottle or three of Chateau de Pisshead. No shit, for £300 quid a day I'd do overtime too.
Though by comparison, the £300 per diem is fuck all when juxtaposed with that useless coke-snorting tosser, the Nasty Party's ex-Chancellor Gideon 'Spankies' Osborne picking up £40,000 quid per hour for standing at a rostrum and spouting bullshit to a bunch of commercial bankster types on how to run their business after he managed to make an even bigger fuck up of Broken Britain's economy than New Labour's equally good for nothing Nonceland wankers Alastair 'Albino' Darling and Gordon 'Cyclops' Broon combined.
Mind you, when your bad habits run to forking out mega-bucks for good quality Colombian nose powder and the service of some fat arsed West End Dominatrix like Mistress Natalie Rowe to cane your bare botty - then piss all over you, maybe £40,000 nicker per hour is the stipend required to the cover costs of Grade A snorting snow and golden showers.
Are you a member of the House of Frauds? Do you pick up £300 quid a day for doing sweet fuck all? Do you use your Upper House issue red 'Stoat Coat' as a dressing gown – or to fancy dress parties?
Did you get your peerage for some corrupt sleight of hand trick off the likes of arch war criminal Tony Bliar for chairing the David Kelly assisted suicide inquest and covering up his murder – or spending seven years to decide the non-illegality of the invasion of Iraq on the grounds of Saddam Hussein having weapons of mass distraction was a conjured pile of dodgy dossier bullshit – then reporting the Russians were to blame?
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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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If it wasn't for bad news then Worstminster's Upper House of Frauds elderly care home wouldn't have any. First off the common herd have launched a petition to abolish the geriatric dosspit after the unelected peers passed two train wreck amendments to the Brexit Bill in a futile attempt to jam Article 50's trigger action and block the Tory's transvestite PM, Terry Mayhem kick starting the process of kissing Brussels and the EUSSR bye-bye - that has garnered well in excess of the 100,000 signatures required to initiate a House of Conmans debate on getting shut of this anachronistic den of iniquity – or rather 'antiquity' when the general senile, doddering state of the bloated 804 head membershit is considered.
Then we have a double-whammy cutting edge additional expose from the House of Frauds own back-stabbing snitch department as former Lord's Speaker and titled 'supergrass' Baroness 'Dirty Gertie' D’Souza let the cat out of the bag when confiding to one gutter press hack from the Kiss & Tell Gazette that she'd spent months investigating the sleaze-mongering culture of dingbat peers who clock in (but not out) to claim their tax-free per diem allowance, but make zero contribution in the Upper House's political / legislative workings and simply call in for the freebie £300 quid – (and if they hang around at all, cop for a subsidised lunch and booze up – then crash out on the back benches, snoring and farting – and exhibiting a fair impersonation of Anthony Gormless' iconic 'Decrepit Fossil' sculpture - until the afternoon 'school's out' bell sounds) - but scrapped the research to avoid naming n shaming the brass necked offenders and the likely backlash of having a Masonic secret handshake club / paedo mafia hit contract taken out on her scrawny neck for such indiscretions.
D'Souza, an egocentric ginger-mingin trollop, started out life as plain and simple Miss Gertie Russell – Labour Party HQ tea lady - before being bestowed with this elevated 'Baroness' title – one of dubious origin as she was nominated by none other than the political pariah who brought misery and suffering to the peoples of Afghanistan, Iraq - 'and' Broken Britain – that class act cross dressing / closet case war criminal himself – Tony 'Miranda' Bliar
The 72-year-old bat's shocking revelations of the money grubbing culture of the House of Frauds peers who claim thousands of pounds in perks but do sweet fuck all to earn it – which equals if not surpasses that of the House of Conmans expenses fiddling (floating duck island pagodas / moat dredging / flagpole ropes / toyboy entertainment / grapefruit bowls / fine art 'and' private security guards) - follows in the wicked wake of the peers’ attempts to thwart Brexit being trounced by lower house MPs.
Though the batshit bag deserves the Hypocrite of the Week award for cat-calling any other fucker and their dog when she blows £4,000 nicker of taxpayers' money on flowers for her office and slag off critics who censure her actions - plus 'twice' keeps chauffeur-driven limos waiting for hours on end while she goes to the Opera or partakes of a four hour lunch with the Japanese ambassador at Soho's Shit-or-Bust Sushi Restaurant.
Really, WTF's up with these people? They can't walk – or jump on a bus or take the Tube like real folks without some shot-up more-scent-than-substance Baroness or Dame title prefixing their name??
Yet WTF can anyone expect from a chamber composed of party cronies, donors and placemen – a consortium of doddering coffin-dodgers elevated to Vermin in Ermine status whose attendance records toss the principle of public service to the vagaries of the four winds.
Thus small wonder the reputation of the kleptocrat / sodomite / pederast infested House of Frauds is several degrees lower than a snake's bollocks.
What a blatant scam run at the expense of the hapless taxpaying voter demographic. Just who the fuck are these scrounging reprobates and what merits their elitist appellations?
The hereditary Hooray Henry cult of feudal system nobility titles handed down from one inbred blue blood mongrel generation to the next – and the non-noble common herd all bestowed with some Shitehood or Lordship in recognition for donations to House of Conmans political parties or via Freemasonry's graft and corruption-ridden wheeler-dealing system.
Now they've lost their Brexit block bid, perhaps they can turn a useful (sic) eye to Nasty Party MP Anne Main's current Parliamentary crib viz 'scoop the poop n bag it' dog shit complaint – that countryside canine walkers should not bag their doggy's anal download but simply kick it into the long grass or bushes as hanging the bags on bushes, tree branches and fences is becoming a nation-wide pollution problem. Well, WTF else are they copping £300 quid a day for?
And here's poor moi – a 68-year old pauper with a state pension of £542 quid a month and these dog wankers are picking up £300 nicker a day for clocking in – (but ridiculously, not out) and having an Irish power nap on their comfy red leather benches after a taxpayer subsidised gourmet lunch and a bottle or three of Chateau de Pisshead. No shit, for £300 quid a day I'd do overtime too.
Though by comparison, the £300 per diem is fuck all when juxtaposed with that useless coke-snorting tosser, the Nasty Party's ex-Chancellor Gideon 'Spankies' Osborne picking up £40,000 quid per hour for standing at a rostrum and spouting bullshit to a bunch of commercial bankster types on how to run their business after he managed to make an even bigger fuck up of Broken Britain's economy than New Labour's equally good for nothing Nonceland wankers Alastair 'Albino' Darling and Gordon 'Cyclops' Broon combined.
Mind you, when your bad habits run to forking out mega-bucks for good quality Colombian nose powder and the service of some fat arsed West End Dominatrix like Mistress Natalie Rowe to cane your bare botty - then piss all over you, maybe £40,000 nicker per hour is the stipend required to the cover costs of Grade A snorting snow and golden showers.
Are you a member of the House of Frauds? Do you pick up £300 quid a day for doing sweet fuck all? Do you use your Upper House issue red 'Stoat Coat' as a dressing gown – or to fancy dress parties?
Did you get your peerage for some corrupt sleight of hand trick off the likes of arch war criminal Tony Bliar for chairing the David Kelly assisted suicide inquest and covering up his murder – or spending seven years to decide the non-illegality of the invasion of Iraq on the grounds of Saddam Hussein having weapons of mass distraction was a conjured pile of dodgy dossier bullshit – then reporting the Russians were to blame?
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Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Saturday 11 March 2017
'Lest We Forget' Hypocrisy Strikes Again
In today’s ‘Enhanced Duplicity’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our raving dyke feminella peace activist Sapphie Godermiche, spokes-bitch for the global Kiss n Make Up campaign, reporting live on from her anti-war 'protest perch' atop the roof of Charing Cross's Wasabi Sushi Restaurant, overlooking the Victoria Embankment Gardens, for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Oh yes, the banner headline says it all - yet a further instance of 'Lest We Forget' total hypocrisy. The 1914-1918 'War to End all Wars'. And guess what we've done ever since? Forgot.
World War Two - 1939-1945 / Korean War / Malaya / Kenya / Vietnam / Afghanistan / Irag / Syria, etcetera, et al, the list goes on and on – (to say nothing of the War of Jenkins' Ear - 1739 to 1748) - every fucking where our neo-colonial imperialist greed can interfere in fact - and since 1945 - all illegal land / natural resource grab foreign wars of aggression justified under the black propaganda, lie-infested banner of humanitarian intervention.
So, to the object of today's derision – a memorial dedicated to Broken Britain's military personnel who served in the joint US / UK illegal Afghan and Iraq invasions and ensuing one-sided blitzkriegs to gain and secure gas pipeline routes and natural resources (The Big Two O's – Oil n Opium) has been unveiled by Queen Betty – Matriarch of the scrounging, shiftless Saxe-Coburg-Gotha clan - in central London yesterday.
The sculpture, by Paul Day, situated in the Victoria Embankment Gardens, also marks the contribution made by maimed and dead civilian 'volunteers' in the conflicts.
(Definition of a 'volunteer' – some dumb fuck who totally misunderstood the question put to them).
The gospel according to this morning's Daily Shitraker, more than 800 UK military personnel and misguided volunteer civilians died in these imprudent multi-national corporate-directed wars.
47 members of the 21st Queen's Own Cannon Fodder Regiment died in Iraq during the first illegal, black propaganda driven Coalition of the Willing invasion of 1990-91.
179 troopers from the 17th Body Bag Brigade were snuffed following the second illegal invasion of Iraq and ensuing military conflict from 2003-09 – with a further 43 civilian Territorial Army reservist from the 23rd Special Air Soft Regiment killed in New Labour's 'dodgy dossier' sanctioned second Iraq war – plus 456 members of the 14th Armoured Segway Corps died in Afghanistan between 2001/ 2014 defending the money spinning opium crops against nasty arson-minded Taliban purists.
Before the unveiling Queen Betty and other idle arsed members of the Royal Family attended a 'drumhead' service - a religious ceremony held to promote a 'war is good' atmosphere and manifest displays of our misguided patriotic spirit with moronic common herd attendees rushing off to the local Army Recruitment centre to join up.
Following the unveiling of the new monument QE2 received a bespoke crafted mortar shrapnel paperweight from the family of Sergeant Ron McScrote, who was awarded the Military Cross for having his legs blown off by an Iraqi IED roadside bomb during a fire-fight in Basra.
However, McScrote's three-year-old son Alfie was visibly reluctant to meet the monarch and present her with the battlefield memento that blasted Dad's legs off – his squirming and whispering overheard on a media microphone "I ain't shakin' hands wiv that old paedo-Satanist bitch – she might wanna eat me liver."
The £1 zillion quid monument was funded through a public donations campaign fielded by the Warmongers Gazette and the unveiling ceremony attended by the ginger mingin Royal Cuckoo, Prince Harry Hewitt – (who served (sic) in the Army on the occasions he wasn't too pissed or hung over to get out of bed after Nazi uniform themes parties) – and his older brother Prince Bald Willy and spouse Katie Middleclass.
Other guests included current service personnel, veterans, former prime ministers, civil servants and charity workers – and Tony 'Miranda' Bliar, whose presence at the ceremony attracted a shitload of negative criticism across the social media domain.
In 2016 the UK's long-running Iraq War inquiry, conducted by establishment stooge Lord Chilcot of Whitewash postured an argument that New Labour's PM Tony Bliar might just have slightly overstated (sic – a euphemism for 'lied through his teeth') the non-existent 'weapons of mass distraction threat posed by the incumbent Iraq leader Saddam Hussein, and dispatched hordes of ill-prepared British troops into battle and had wholly inadequate plans ready to deal with the ensuing Sunni versus Shite power vacuum aftermath.
Jack 'Pitbull' Growler, a former 14th Armoured Segway Corps commander who did two tours of Afghanistan, opined to journalists that the memorial would be a focal point where people could reflect on the evil that went on in Third World shitholes targeted by Western banksters and the Edomite Mafia's Deep State shadow government to keep the supply of oil flowing and armament corporation profits rolling in.
Pressed by media hacks to reminisce on the high and lows of the Afghan and Iraq campaigns, Growler said he would never forget the moronic likes of Chuck Warthog, a redneck US Marine attached to his unit who was snuffed by a female burka-clad suicide bomber he was chatting up for a quick leg-over, a star-crossed encounter that resulted in a literal blood n guts mess splattering the rest of the team - plus the frustration and anger over the fact the troop had no washing machine or clean change of uniform.
But negative memories besides, the sun shone on Horse Guards Parade for the drumhead service – as a band from the 17th Body Bag Brigade played a selection of tunes from their best-selling 'Music to Die For' album - while Cressida Dickhead's Met Plod Squad choir sang 'Knees Up Mother Brown' – after which Prince Harry – who sports an Afghan War veteran medal for the couple of weeks he spent in Kabul bunker surrounded by his MI6 and 22 SAS bodyguards - read one of the lessons – 'Let's Learn From Our Silly Mistakes'.
The Nasty Party's Tory Slime Monster, 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem took a break from her 'Brexit Furies' to attend the ceremony, making a blatant political point of seating her bony ass at a respectful distance from her Downing Street predecessors, John Major, Tony Bliar, Gordon 'Cyclops' Brown and Posh Dave Scameron - all in office throughout the 25 years of Broken Britain's involvement in the series of 'foreign shores' aggressive military conflicts.
Following the memorial's dedication Queen Betty and her ex-Nazi sympathiser Greek hubby, Duke Stavros of Edinburgh, crossed Shitehall in a handy lurking Uber cab to unveil the memorial itself - in the Victoria Embankment Gardens, situated between the Ministry of Defence (formerly Ministry of War) and the River Thames - a huge manhole-sized bronze disc mounted between two fucking big lumps of Portland rock which towered above the diminutive and stooped figure of the wizened 90-odd year old monarch.
The memorial is the work of sculptor Paul Day – who also created the Battle of Britain monument – a replica of St Pauls with a German Stuka Ju-87 bomber sticking out of the dome - which stands nearby on the Embankment - as well as the Queen Mother's 'Witchipoo' memorial statue on the Mall - and the Meeting Place, a sculpture of an embracing couple engaged in a quick bonk on the St Pancras station forecourt.
The stone monolith is finely carved on three sides but purposely and with a 'moral message aforethought' left jagged and rough hewn on the fourth to remind the common herd demographic of the rocky logic and lie-encumbered political rhetoric that led to these nasty military conflicts.
Mr Day explained to one gutter press hack from the red top Warmongers Gazette tabloid that his intention was to remind the brain dead public of the non-outcomes of the Afghan and Iraq military campaigns – which are ongoing, having never been resolved - and the global moral disgust felt regarding the greed-driven lust that initiated them.
So, what the fuck is next? A monument to celebrate 'Great' Britain's contribution to, and domination of, the African slave trade – and beating the submissive crap out of the indigenous natives of the Empire's Day Third World colonial conquests then stealing their natural resources as blunt instrument missionaries converted them from their happy go lucky pagan beliefs with Christian dogma and superstitions and a fear of everlasting damnation and Hell if they didn't do what Big White Bwana told them.
Or perhaps a most fitting Yawn an Nakbah (the 'real' Holocaust / the Palestinian Shoah – their Day of the Catastrophe) memorial dedicated to the venal wrongs that ensued the scripting of the illicit Balfour Declaration of 1917 - which has inflicted 60-odd years of pure hell on the Arab Muslim Semite population of Palestine – a country now marginalised - robbed of peace and bereft of aspirations through Balfour and the British government approving the rogue terrorist forces of militant Zionism to usurp and steal Palestinian lands then rename the whole shebang as Jewtopia (Israel) with the current clinically insane Bobo Nuttyahoo as the Zion King leader of the Edomite Kosher Nostra's nuclear-armed rogue state.
Thought for the day. Why the fuck does this obnoxious memorial's image of a squaddie's face bear a striking resemblance to that most craven cross-dressing war criminal Tony 'Miranda' Bliar – co-signee with the moronic George Dubya Bush to kick starting the post 9/11 illegal invasions?
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Oh yes, the banner headline says it all - yet a further instance of 'Lest We Forget' total hypocrisy. The 1914-1918 'War to End all Wars'. And guess what we've done ever since? Forgot.
World War Two - 1939-1945 / Korean War / Malaya / Kenya / Vietnam / Afghanistan / Irag / Syria, etcetera, et al, the list goes on and on – (to say nothing of the War of Jenkins' Ear - 1739 to 1748) - every fucking where our neo-colonial imperialist greed can interfere in fact - and since 1945 - all illegal land / natural resource grab foreign wars of aggression justified under the black propaganda, lie-infested banner of humanitarian intervention.
So, to the object of today's derision – a memorial dedicated to Broken Britain's military personnel who served in the joint US / UK illegal Afghan and Iraq invasions and ensuing one-sided blitzkriegs to gain and secure gas pipeline routes and natural resources (The Big Two O's – Oil n Opium) has been unveiled by Queen Betty – Matriarch of the scrounging, shiftless Saxe-Coburg-Gotha clan - in central London yesterday.
The sculpture, by Paul Day, situated in the Victoria Embankment Gardens, also marks the contribution made by maimed and dead civilian 'volunteers' in the conflicts.
(Definition of a 'volunteer' – some dumb fuck who totally misunderstood the question put to them).
The gospel according to this morning's Daily Shitraker, more than 800 UK military personnel and misguided volunteer civilians died in these imprudent multi-national corporate-directed wars.
47 members of the 21st Queen's Own Cannon Fodder Regiment died in Iraq during the first illegal, black propaganda driven Coalition of the Willing invasion of 1990-91.
179 troopers from the 17th Body Bag Brigade were snuffed following the second illegal invasion of Iraq and ensuing military conflict from 2003-09 – with a further 43 civilian Territorial Army reservist from the 23rd Special Air Soft Regiment killed in New Labour's 'dodgy dossier' sanctioned second Iraq war – plus 456 members of the 14th Armoured Segway Corps died in Afghanistan between 2001/ 2014 defending the money spinning opium crops against nasty arson-minded Taliban purists.
Before the unveiling Queen Betty and other idle arsed members of the Royal Family attended a 'drumhead' service - a religious ceremony held to promote a 'war is good' atmosphere and manifest displays of our misguided patriotic spirit with moronic common herd attendees rushing off to the local Army Recruitment centre to join up.
Following the unveiling of the new monument QE2 received a bespoke crafted mortar shrapnel paperweight from the family of Sergeant Ron McScrote, who was awarded the Military Cross for having his legs blown off by an Iraqi IED roadside bomb during a fire-fight in Basra.
However, McScrote's three-year-old son Alfie was visibly reluctant to meet the monarch and present her with the battlefield memento that blasted Dad's legs off – his squirming and whispering overheard on a media microphone "I ain't shakin' hands wiv that old paedo-Satanist bitch – she might wanna eat me liver."
The £1 zillion quid monument was funded through a public donations campaign fielded by the Warmongers Gazette and the unveiling ceremony attended by the ginger mingin Royal Cuckoo, Prince Harry Hewitt – (who served (sic) in the Army on the occasions he wasn't too pissed or hung over to get out of bed after Nazi uniform themes parties) – and his older brother Prince Bald Willy and spouse Katie Middleclass.
Other guests included current service personnel, veterans, former prime ministers, civil servants and charity workers – and Tony 'Miranda' Bliar, whose presence at the ceremony attracted a shitload of negative criticism across the social media domain.
In 2016 the UK's long-running Iraq War inquiry, conducted by establishment stooge Lord Chilcot of Whitewash postured an argument that New Labour's PM Tony Bliar might just have slightly overstated (sic – a euphemism for 'lied through his teeth') the non-existent 'weapons of mass distraction threat posed by the incumbent Iraq leader Saddam Hussein, and dispatched hordes of ill-prepared British troops into battle and had wholly inadequate plans ready to deal with the ensuing Sunni versus Shite power vacuum aftermath.
Jack 'Pitbull' Growler, a former 14th Armoured Segway Corps commander who did two tours of Afghanistan, opined to journalists that the memorial would be a focal point where people could reflect on the evil that went on in Third World shitholes targeted by Western banksters and the Edomite Mafia's Deep State shadow government to keep the supply of oil flowing and armament corporation profits rolling in.
Pressed by media hacks to reminisce on the high and lows of the Afghan and Iraq campaigns, Growler said he would never forget the moronic likes of Chuck Warthog, a redneck US Marine attached to his unit who was snuffed by a female burka-clad suicide bomber he was chatting up for a quick leg-over, a star-crossed encounter that resulted in a literal blood n guts mess splattering the rest of the team - plus the frustration and anger over the fact the troop had no washing machine or clean change of uniform.
But negative memories besides, the sun shone on Horse Guards Parade for the drumhead service – as a band from the 17th Body Bag Brigade played a selection of tunes from their best-selling 'Music to Die For' album - while Cressida Dickhead's Met Plod Squad choir sang 'Knees Up Mother Brown' – after which Prince Harry – who sports an Afghan War veteran medal for the couple of weeks he spent in Kabul bunker surrounded by his MI6 and 22 SAS bodyguards - read one of the lessons – 'Let's Learn From Our Silly Mistakes'.
The Nasty Party's Tory Slime Monster, 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem took a break from her 'Brexit Furies' to attend the ceremony, making a blatant political point of seating her bony ass at a respectful distance from her Downing Street predecessors, John Major, Tony Bliar, Gordon 'Cyclops' Brown and Posh Dave Scameron - all in office throughout the 25 years of Broken Britain's involvement in the series of 'foreign shores' aggressive military conflicts.
Following the memorial's dedication Queen Betty and her ex-Nazi sympathiser Greek hubby, Duke Stavros of Edinburgh, crossed Shitehall in a handy lurking Uber cab to unveil the memorial itself - in the Victoria Embankment Gardens, situated between the Ministry of Defence (formerly Ministry of War) and the River Thames - a huge manhole-sized bronze disc mounted between two fucking big lumps of Portland rock which towered above the diminutive and stooped figure of the wizened 90-odd year old monarch.
The memorial is the work of sculptor Paul Day – who also created the Battle of Britain monument – a replica of St Pauls with a German Stuka Ju-87 bomber sticking out of the dome - which stands nearby on the Embankment - as well as the Queen Mother's 'Witchipoo' memorial statue on the Mall - and the Meeting Place, a sculpture of an embracing couple engaged in a quick bonk on the St Pancras station forecourt.
The stone monolith is finely carved on three sides but purposely and with a 'moral message aforethought' left jagged and rough hewn on the fourth to remind the common herd demographic of the rocky logic and lie-encumbered political rhetoric that led to these nasty military conflicts.
Mr Day explained to one gutter press hack from the red top Warmongers Gazette tabloid that his intention was to remind the brain dead public of the non-outcomes of the Afghan and Iraq military campaigns – which are ongoing, having never been resolved - and the global moral disgust felt regarding the greed-driven lust that initiated them.
So, what the fuck is next? A monument to celebrate 'Great' Britain's contribution to, and domination of, the African slave trade – and beating the submissive crap out of the indigenous natives of the Empire's Day Third World colonial conquests then stealing their natural resources as blunt instrument missionaries converted them from their happy go lucky pagan beliefs with Christian dogma and superstitions and a fear of everlasting damnation and Hell if they didn't do what Big White Bwana told them.
Or perhaps a most fitting Yawn an Nakbah (the 'real' Holocaust / the Palestinian Shoah – their Day of the Catastrophe) memorial dedicated to the venal wrongs that ensued the scripting of the illicit Balfour Declaration of 1917 - which has inflicted 60-odd years of pure hell on the Arab Muslim Semite population of Palestine – a country now marginalised - robbed of peace and bereft of aspirations through Balfour and the British government approving the rogue terrorist forces of militant Zionism to usurp and steal Palestinian lands then rename the whole shebang as Jewtopia (Israel) with the current clinically insane Bobo Nuttyahoo as the Zion King leader of the Edomite Kosher Nostra's nuclear-armed rogue state.
Thought for the day. Why the fuck does this obnoxious memorial's image of a squaddie's face bear a striking resemblance to that most craven cross-dressing war criminal Tony 'Miranda' Bliar – co-signee with the moronic George Dubya Bush to kick starting the post 9/11 illegal invasions?
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Thursday 2 March 2017
WTF: Sex Education for Toddlers?
In today’s ‘Paedophilia Indoctrination: Step 1' expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline child sex abuse victim / pederast-bashing media correspondent, Jack 'Pitbull' McScrote, manning the live news I-Spy smart phone camera hotline from a homeless squat attic - overlooking the front door of London's covert Paedophile Information Exchange HQ at Catamite Terraces in Richmond upon Thames - for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill: with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Tory PM Terry Mayhem's Nasty Party government has announced a curriculum of 'sex and relationships' education is to be made compulsory in all schools across our once-sceptred isle – with bottle blonde moment Education Minister, Justine Greenthing, informing amused gutter press hacks that nursery and kinder class children from the age of four will be taught about safe sex and healthy carnal relationships.
The Desperate Dan-chinned Ms Greenstring further emphasised that "The old style sex education teaching model fails to address risks to children that have become publicly apparent since the criminal exposure of the predatory likes of Jimmy Savile and a host of House of Conmans MPs and Upper House of Frauds vulgarian Vermin in Ermine members attending Masonic kiddy fiddling parties at Barnes' Elm Guest House and Dolphin Square in their fancy red 'Stoat Coats' – and grooming underage sprogs online."
Until now, sex education has only been a mandatory teaching subject in council-run schools - as academies and free schools don't fall under local authority control, hence are not compelled to follow the national curriculum and have thus left the sex and relationships education syllabus open to after-class pupil peer discussions and hands-on comparative anatomy study behind the schoolyard bike sheds.
Minister Greending's announcement was welcomed by Russell Knobber, general secretary of school leaders' union, TWAT, who opined to a reporter from the Nonce Ponce Gazette that age-appropriate SRE would prepare young people for the challenges they faced from online groomers or public playground loitering paedophiles and pikey child sex traffickers handing out candies.
Likewise, the Right Reverend Rupert Goosepimple, the Church of England's lead bishop on education, confided he supported SRE.
"In an age where innocent choir and altar boys continue to be compromised into becoming the suck and swallow sodomite vestry sex slaves of Roman Catholic priests then I'm 100% behind children being made aware of the dangers of attending religious services at St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Catamites."
Conversely, the Safe at School campaign's coordinator, Antonia Frottage, described the announcement as "a tragedy, as parents will be absolutely powerless to protect their children from presentations of perverse sexual activity – such as BD/SM scenarios or gang banging - which might well serve to enthuse, arouse and impassion – and then they go off and put into sexperimental practice once their kindergarten class has finished for the day."
"Really, I ask you, if CCTV panopticon surveillance isn't intrusion enough from the Tory's totalitarian government, now we have this control freak tosser, Justine Greenstring, a hair-brained choice of also-ran incompetents to be charged with Broken Britain's education system and commandeering our children's sex educations."
"This entire SRE agenda for four-year-plds has the stench of some renewed Harriet Harmful / Twatricia Spewitt- NCCL promoting Paedophile Information Exchange scam to get kiddie fiddling legalised - as the Establishment pervs and sexual deviants did back in 1967 with the shirt-lifting sodomite-friendly Sexual Offences Act. Perhaps Ms Greensting might be more aptly titled the Minister for Promoting Paedophile Rights."
Thus one ponders what is the nitty gritty truth viz teaching an SRE curriculum to four-year-olds when they can hardly read and have limited vocabularies?
Many view the most questionable act of making sex education for toddlers a compulsory subject one that amounts to the government enacting a Paedophile Enabling Bill - so little Johnny and Jemima understand the binding legal implications of 'consent' and don't go running to Mummy or Broken Britain's understaffed and useless Plod Squad with complaints that they've got a sore ass since their nonce scumbag neighbour invited them to come round and see his one-eyed trouser snake.
It is interesting to note that published examples of the proposed SRE syllabus display a graphic blackboard image of 'woman + man = baby' - whereas the homosexual deviant option of 'man + man = sore arse' is purposely dodged / avoided regardless of the fact that the gay rights / equal opportunities / political correctness lobby influence will mandate that same sex relationships 'and' gender bending issues are taught – all to force acceptance of transvestism and homosexuality (and too paedophilia?) as a societal norm.
Hmmm, considering the current 'gender dysphoria' propaganda game plan and presented with 'conditioning' (read 'brainwashing') choices of what gender they prefer to be, it's little wonder kids go into ADHD syndrome 'total confusion' mode and end up on medication / self harm / suicide watch by the age of five.
With the above paragraph in mind it is devilishly tempting to speculate that Justine Greenping's proposed SRE teaching curriculum is perhaps crafted to intrigue and appeal to little girlies to follow her morally-questionable personal sexual orientation choice - of a preference to bonk other women instead of blokes – and doubtless zero mention will be made in the afore-mentioned SRE syllabus of the Bible's moral guidance that condemns sexual deviancy – specifically Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13.
The mind boggles at what this mess of pottage of a Nasty Party Tory government will conjure up next.
One might speculate - do they make condoms small enough for 4 year old boys? Not so much to prevent them impregnating the little girl next door when they gang rape her following the afternoon SRE class – but to negate the chances of copping a nasty dose of the clap – or worse (Herpes / AIDS) – when bonking her behind the Wendy House – or Johnny giving his school pal one up the bum when sexploring the taboo cult of sodomy.
Then we come to the transgender question and little Johnny asking "Mummy! Mummy! Can I wear my sister's clothes to go to school today?" – when preparing to sit his (her) Key Stage 1 SATs exam in Gender Bender Theory.
Interviewed by the Paedo Bashers Review, Ms Fellattia McSkanger, a 15-year old single mother of three from Greater Manchester's Stench Hill sink or swim council estate and a pupil at the St Chavette's Asbo Central Academy who has recently graduated her NVQ level 2 in Welfare Benefit Fraud - had this to say regarding the SRE syllabus.
"Fat lot of effin' good introducin' this scheme now – like closin' the stable door after Shergar's bolted as far as I'm concerned. Could have done wiv it back when I woz 11 an' started on the rags an' all the lads woz queuin' up ter give me one cos I had hair I could sit on."
Thought for the day. Liberals will be the fucking death of us.
Kids have been self-taught the 'ins and outs' (sic – no pun intended) of sex since time immemorial – and the fact we're here today stands as proof of such – and we didn't face a negative procreation extinction level event.
So, if yer got a willy, yer a boy - n if yer got a pussy, yer a girl – that's the way God - or Mother Nature - does things – n if yer got both yer hermaphrodite – n if yer got neither, then yer in a whole shitload of trouble.
An interesting research aside for those frequenting Paki take-aways. 'Khawaja Sara' is a Pak' term referring to third gender - people identifying themselves as transvestites, transsexuals and transgender.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Tory PM Terry Mayhem's Nasty Party government has announced a curriculum of 'sex and relationships' education is to be made compulsory in all schools across our once-sceptred isle – with bottle blonde moment Education Minister, Justine Greenthing, informing amused gutter press hacks that nursery and kinder class children from the age of four will be taught about safe sex and healthy carnal relationships.
The Desperate Dan-chinned Ms Greenstring further emphasised that "The old style sex education teaching model fails to address risks to children that have become publicly apparent since the criminal exposure of the predatory likes of Jimmy Savile and a host of House of Conmans MPs and Upper House of Frauds vulgarian Vermin in Ermine members attending Masonic kiddy fiddling parties at Barnes' Elm Guest House and Dolphin Square in their fancy red 'Stoat Coats' – and grooming underage sprogs online."
Until now, sex education has only been a mandatory teaching subject in council-run schools - as academies and free schools don't fall under local authority control, hence are not compelled to follow the national curriculum and have thus left the sex and relationships education syllabus open to after-class pupil peer discussions and hands-on comparative anatomy study behind the schoolyard bike sheds.
Minister Greending's announcement was welcomed by Russell Knobber, general secretary of school leaders' union, TWAT, who opined to a reporter from the Nonce Ponce Gazette that age-appropriate SRE would prepare young people for the challenges they faced from online groomers or public playground loitering paedophiles and pikey child sex traffickers handing out candies.
Likewise, the Right Reverend Rupert Goosepimple, the Church of England's lead bishop on education, confided he supported SRE.
"In an age where innocent choir and altar boys continue to be compromised into becoming the suck and swallow sodomite vestry sex slaves of Roman Catholic priests then I'm 100% behind children being made aware of the dangers of attending religious services at St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Catamites."
Conversely, the Safe at School campaign's coordinator, Antonia Frottage, described the announcement as "a tragedy, as parents will be absolutely powerless to protect their children from presentations of perverse sexual activity – such as BD/SM scenarios or gang banging - which might well serve to enthuse, arouse and impassion – and then they go off and put into sexperimental practice once their kindergarten class has finished for the day."
"Really, I ask you, if CCTV panopticon surveillance isn't intrusion enough from the Tory's totalitarian government, now we have this control freak tosser, Justine Greenstring, a hair-brained choice of also-ran incompetents to be charged with Broken Britain's education system and commandeering our children's sex educations."
"This entire SRE agenda for four-year-plds has the stench of some renewed Harriet Harmful / Twatricia Spewitt- NCCL promoting Paedophile Information Exchange scam to get kiddie fiddling legalised - as the Establishment pervs and sexual deviants did back in 1967 with the shirt-lifting sodomite-friendly Sexual Offences Act. Perhaps Ms Greensting might be more aptly titled the Minister for Promoting Paedophile Rights."
Thus one ponders what is the nitty gritty truth viz teaching an SRE curriculum to four-year-olds when they can hardly read and have limited vocabularies?
Many view the most questionable act of making sex education for toddlers a compulsory subject one that amounts to the government enacting a Paedophile Enabling Bill - so little Johnny and Jemima understand the binding legal implications of 'consent' and don't go running to Mummy or Broken Britain's understaffed and useless Plod Squad with complaints that they've got a sore ass since their nonce scumbag neighbour invited them to come round and see his one-eyed trouser snake.
It is interesting to note that published examples of the proposed SRE syllabus display a graphic blackboard image of 'woman + man = baby' - whereas the homosexual deviant option of 'man + man = sore arse' is purposely dodged / avoided regardless of the fact that the gay rights / equal opportunities / political correctness lobby influence will mandate that same sex relationships 'and' gender bending issues are taught – all to force acceptance of transvestism and homosexuality (and too paedophilia?) as a societal norm.
Hmmm, considering the current 'gender dysphoria' propaganda game plan and presented with 'conditioning' (read 'brainwashing') choices of what gender they prefer to be, it's little wonder kids go into ADHD syndrome 'total confusion' mode and end up on medication / self harm / suicide watch by the age of five.
With the above paragraph in mind it is devilishly tempting to speculate that Justine Greenping's proposed SRE teaching curriculum is perhaps crafted to intrigue and appeal to little girlies to follow her morally-questionable personal sexual orientation choice - of a preference to bonk other women instead of blokes – and doubtless zero mention will be made in the afore-mentioned SRE syllabus of the Bible's moral guidance that condemns sexual deviancy – specifically Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13.
The mind boggles at what this mess of pottage of a Nasty Party Tory government will conjure up next.
One might speculate - do they make condoms small enough for 4 year old boys? Not so much to prevent them impregnating the little girl next door when they gang rape her following the afternoon SRE class – but to negate the chances of copping a nasty dose of the clap – or worse (Herpes / AIDS) – when bonking her behind the Wendy House – or Johnny giving his school pal one up the bum when sexploring the taboo cult of sodomy.
Then we come to the transgender question and little Johnny asking "Mummy! Mummy! Can I wear my sister's clothes to go to school today?" – when preparing to sit his (her) Key Stage 1 SATs exam in Gender Bender Theory.
Interviewed by the Paedo Bashers Review, Ms Fellattia McSkanger, a 15-year old single mother of three from Greater Manchester's Stench Hill sink or swim council estate and a pupil at the St Chavette's Asbo Central Academy who has recently graduated her NVQ level 2 in Welfare Benefit Fraud - had this to say regarding the SRE syllabus.
"Fat lot of effin' good introducin' this scheme now – like closin' the stable door after Shergar's bolted as far as I'm concerned. Could have done wiv it back when I woz 11 an' started on the rags an' all the lads woz queuin' up ter give me one cos I had hair I could sit on."
Thought for the day. Liberals will be the fucking death of us.
Kids have been self-taught the 'ins and outs' (sic – no pun intended) of sex since time immemorial – and the fact we're here today stands as proof of such – and we didn't face a negative procreation extinction level event.
So, if yer got a willy, yer a boy - n if yer got a pussy, yer a girl – that's the way God - or Mother Nature - does things – n if yer got both yer hermaphrodite – n if yer got neither, then yer in a whole shitload of trouble.
An interesting research aside for those frequenting Paki take-aways. 'Khawaja Sara' is a Pak' term referring to third gender - people identifying themselves as transvestites, transsexuals and transgender.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
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