Thursday, 20 April 2017

Bonkers Britain & Snap Election Madness

In today’s Snap Election 'Democracy Coerced' expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Gigi Gerrymander, manning the covert I-Spy live news cellphone hotline from a broom closet at London's Election Commission HQ for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Gina 'Pimples' Miller, the split-arsed egocentric 'Remainiac' mental case immigrant trouble-maker behind the Supreme Court case that forced Nasty Party PM, Testosterone Terry Mayhem, to secure House of Conmans – and an uppity and reluctant Upper House of Frauds - approval to trigger Brexit's Article 50 - is planning to cause further psychotic mischief to our democratic process by creating the biggest tactical 'bludgeon n bluster' voting effort in Broken Britain's socio-political history - to support election candidates opposed not only to a hard Brexit - but Brexit in any form.

Gina Nadira Singh Miller, daughter of Guyana wheeler dealing politico legal beagle, Donut Singh, said the group called Best for Britain (hmmm – more at 'Worst for Britain' – or read 'Best for Gina') will aim to endorse any old half-arsed back bench House of Conmans 'pro-remain' candidates from the Tory, Labour or Librarian-Dummercrat parties who are willing to ride roughshod over democratic process and centre their election campaigns on a 'final' second referendum vote on Brexit – (er- we had one last June 23rd - that was the 17.4 million votes final) to reject any deal that involves the UK dumping the EUSSR and our once-sceptred isle no longer being under the totalitarian control freak kleptocracy jackboot of Brussels unelected fascist hierarchy.

A Crowdfunding page set up by the mangy Miller's crony cohort, the Rt Hon Aldous Ballot-Stuffer, following the publication of Testosterone Terry's 'Read This, Tremble & Obey' missive to her terrified Tory Cabinet, informing them she intended to have a 'snap erection' on June 8th - has already raised in excess of £140,000 quid of the £80,000 bribe / vote-buying cash needed to get their 'Wrecksiteering' campaign kick started.

Speaking with one gutter press hack from the Agitators Gazette, the Guyana-born agent provocateur and elitist shill, Miller, stated she has 'personally' made it her God-given divine mission to do what she considers best for the stupid British public and keep the UK in the EU and under Brussels thumb – and put the proverbial 'mockers' on Mrs Mayhem's Tory Party snap election ploy by blocking the Brexit process dead in its tracks – by hook or by crook – or her broomstick merchant Grandma's black magic voodoo curses.

The cringe-worthy Miller''s 'Worst for Britain' campaign will formally launch next week and is rumoured to have appointed Gorgonella-Candida Wanker, sister of EUSSR President Jean-Clawed Wanker - as campaign director.

The Worst for Britain Crowdfunding site states it will support parliamentary candidates who commit to keeping the options open for the BBC propaganda mesmerised pro-EUSSR members of the British common herd - and fight to overturn this odious Brexit deal which threatens to destroy the right of the British blue collar rabble to be unencumbered visa-free Polish or German citizens - and wear leaderhosen and call themselves European.

After defeating the government at the Supreme Court, the self-opinionated Miller was subjected to a well deserved barrage of abuse, along with her fellow egocentric claimants who assumed the authority to know what's best for the majority of Brit's better than the 17:4 million who prudently decided to up-end Ted Heath's 1975 EUSSR betrayal and voted Leave.

Miller informed media hacks at the time she was 'shocked' to learn that the British people possessed the common sense to view her shallow intentions as self-serving – and considered her simply yet another 'IQ-deficient meddling immigrant twat' with a half-arsed education and delusions of political ambition.

Thus both sides will be re-forging ploughshares into swords and each socio-political corner's Spin-to-Win doctors ready with bullshit propaganda narratives and lie-infested rhetorical arguments – with Miller's self-delusional opinion predicting that Brexit will be the kick start point for World War III.

Nickerless Sturgeon, leader of the fascist Scottish Nonce Protectors Party– she who wants Independence for Scotland 'and' still be a part of the EUSSR and under Brussels' jackboot - will doubtless be right behind Miller's 'Worst for Britain' campaign – along with Lib-Dum leader – the clueless Tim 'Piranha Teeth' Farron – who, in his customary confused state, is campaigning that Mrs Basher al Assad, comely British wife of the West's current Number One black propaganda target – Syrian Pres' Basher al Assad – have her Brit citizenship revoked – as she's married to Mr Not Nice Guy 'and' voted 'Leave' in last June's Brexit referendum.

As to this meddlesome career whinge-bag Remoaner - a post-menopausal psychotic Remainiac – self-appointed Commander of the anti-Brexiteer Brigade – a publicly-despised uber-slut and reputed co-founder of the Guyana Chlamydia Society (aka the Smelly Snatch Club) - and serial divorcee / moneybags husband collector – we, the British public taxpayer / voting demographic – wish she'd fuck off back to the banana republic South American shithole she sprang from – and leave our 'for better or worse' democratic socio-political process to our own devices.

To wit, when the snap election date of June 8th has been n gone n the Nasty Party have an improved Parliamentary control majority and the Lib-Dum and Labour parties are left in even greater disarray, the self-opinionated Muddled Miller – who has currently deluded herself into believing her shit smells like perfume – will have to publicly admit that in fact her shit stinks – as she fades into the miasmic mists that engulf the self-toxic total of Andy Warhol's '15 minutes of Fame' acclaimers. Let's face it, even a well-polished turd like Miller is, at the end of the day – still a turd.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, when the sun is low in the sky, even narcissistic mental midgets like Gina Nadira Singh 'Pimples' Miller can cast a long shadow.

One thing to remember viz Brexit Britain – formerly Broken Britain dueTory PM Slaggie 'Groping Grocer's Daughter' Twatcher replacing Britain's prefix of 'Great' with that of 'Broken' - thanks to her intolerant post menopausal tantrums and psychotic frenzies - being at loggerheads with the miners, dockers and unions in general – and de-industrialising our once-sceptred isle in a fit of spiteful rage.
Now Brexit's underway we 'could' re-industrialise and our employment and economy aspects boom – if (Big 'IF') some fucker and their big brown dog put their minds to it.

Could investment bankster Moneybags Miller do that for Britain? Doubtful - for 'positive and constructive' action just ain't in her game book – she gets her rocks off queering some other fucker's pitch.

Fact is, if the meddling twat was managing any of our financial investments I'd be most concerned as the psychotic bitch ain't got her eye on the ball while she's 24/7 distracted - poking her busybody beak into other people's business – that's none of her come-lately immigrant concern - and attempting to force feed 'her opinion' of what's good for Britain down the throats of her British hosts – specifically the 17:4 million decisive 'majority' who voted LEAVE in last June's Brexit referendum.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tuesday, 11 April 2017

United Scarelines First in PR Disasters

In today’s ‘Five Mile High Fight Club' expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our punch-drunk pugilist media correspondent, Billy Bob McThugg, manning the live news ringside sat-phone hotline from aboard United Scarelines Flight 666 from the Windy City to Kentucky for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Thanks to the 'snafu-in-the-making' airline industry-wide of practice of overbooking, United Scarelines yesterday established a booby prize-winning benchmark for redefining the meaning of a Biblical scale knock-on public relations catastrophe – almost (but no quite) on a par with US President Donald Chump ordering the illegal gung-ho 59-hit Tomahawk cruise missile strike on Syria last week - after his self-opinionated 'blonde moment' bimbo of a daughter, Iwanka, copped a dose of the crocodile tear weepies while viewing the CIA's doctored Shite Helmet footage of the Idlib Province false flag chemical weapons attack – and her Mossad 'sayanim' asset husband, Jared, joining Neo-Con cronies T Rex Tillerson and the Pentagon's rabid 'Mad Dog' Mattis - prompted an advisory "Tell your Dad to go bomb the shit outa Assad".

What should have been a simple PR exercise rapidly morphed into a total mess of pottage battle-front fire fight fubar when senior airline stewardess, Glenda McNasty - the troll in charge of cabin affairs on Flight 666 from the Windy City's O'Scare International Airport to Louisville, Kentucky - made a pre-flight cabin announcement for volunteers to give up their seats for the airline staff - offering $400 bucks (£322 quid ) per person and a guaranteed onward flight to their destinations within two hours.

As no one 'volunteered', McNasty upped the ante to $800 bucks (£645 nicker) per passenger – then when no fucker or their dog agreed to leave the flight, she selected four passengers via the established 'Eeny, meeny, miny, moe' algorithm method - as opposed to the preferred 'Scissors, Paper, Stone' random pick n mix process.

Three of the passengers 'fingered' by McNasty reluctantly disembarked, but the fourth refused, stating for the public record he was a doctor and had patients scheduled for treatment at his Louisville hospital.

At this point Ms McNasty – a former Guantanamo Bay prison guard – summoned the brutal services of the airport's aviation department's Redneck Renta-Thug Security Agency – and instructed the three uniformed morons who turned up to "Grab the gook" – pointing out the defiant Dr Fuk Yew Tu – at which the lead security guard, Chuck 'Pitbull' Gnasher, laid violent hands upon the hapless Asian physician, shouting "We remember Vietnam n the fall of Saigon, you Cong scumbag – now get your bony ass the fuck off this plane before I beat the living shit out of your gook slope head."

To the 'shock n awe' horror of fellow passengers and companion Mr Sum Dum Fuk, the bloodied Dr Tu was dragged, kicking and screaming, along the aisle and booted through the hatch and down the boarding stairs onto the tarmac – where he received another series of size 12 Redwing kicks to the ribs – for good measure.

In the aftermath of what might prove the worst US of A PR exercise since introducing Japan to emerging nuclear technology back in August 1945, United Scarelines Chief Executive Arsehole, Oscar Munoz, skipped the presumed 'sincere apology' bit, and speaking to one gutter press hack from the red top Barbarians Gazette - leaving out any semblance of hyphenated platitudes – then stated with typical brazen hubris that employees had followed established procedures for dealing with uppity gooks who decline offered incentives, then turned disruptive and belligerent and refused to give up their seats on overbooked domestic flights.

"The gook prick should have just taken the fucking money – same as all the other greedy scum punters we have to fly around the country and who follow our involuntary denial of boarding process when offered up to $1,000 greenbacks in compensation – then he wouldn't have been set on by our attack dog security crew in order to gain his compliance."

Under skewed US of A regulations – obviously taking a copycat page from the Rothshite Federal Reserve scam of 'fractional reserve banking' (loaning out ten times – plus - their on account deposits) - airlines are allowed to flog off more tickets than seats on a plane, and routinely overbook flights due the fact passengers don't turn up.
Hence – unlike banks who gamble on sub-prime mortgage debt swaps and go under big time then declare insolvency - airlines actually offer travel vouchers to encourage people to give up their seats – but there are zero hard n fast rules to govern the process.

When the likes of United Scarelines demand that a passenger give up a seat, the airline is required to pay double the passenger's one-way fare, up to $675 bucks (£544 quid) provided the passenger is put on a flight that arrives within one to two hours of the original – with the compensation ante being boosted to four times the ticket price - up to $1,350 - for longer delays.

Further, if passengers are 'requested' to give up their confirmed seats and rebooked onto other flights, airlines are required to give those travellers a written description of their compensation rights – and 'not' drag them down the aisle of the plane – blood splattered and screaming quotes from the US Constitution - in full sight of other terrified passengers.

Ja'ackoff Slickstein, spokesman for Chicago's aviation department, informed media hacks that “The incidence on United Scarelines Flight 666 was not in accordance with our standard operating procedure and the actions of the aviation security thugs are obviously not condoned by our department – and the Redneck Security hoodlum who grabbed and beat up the American-Vietnamese passenger, Dr Fuk Yew Tu, has been sent back to the lunatic asylum."

Last year, United Scareways forced 3,765 people off oversold flights and another 62,895 of their passengers volunteered to give up their seats in exchange for travel vouchers.
SleazyJet, which operates flights under the United Express, American Beagle and Icarus Air brands, had the highest rate of 'bumping' (sic) passengers in 2016. Among the largest carriers Plummet Airlines had the highest rate, followed by Shit-Outa-Luck Airways.

Then we have the likes of Simon Fuckwit - travel correspondent for Broken Britain's Independent news rag – penning a piece titled 'Can an airline really treat passengers like this?'
Que? WTF? Can they? Er, they just did, dummy. So boycott the bastards. There again - hey, welcome to Donald Chump's 'America'.

Have you been offered an incentive to give up your airline seat – such as not getting the shit kicked out of you by zero IQ uniformed airline security thugs?
The next time you book an economy ticket with United Scarelines, remember you could inadvertently be flying Punch-Up class

Meanwhile, Flatbrokes, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies, are offering 50-1 odds-on that attorneys from Ambulance Chaser Law.com will be queuing up to represent kicked n beaten passenger Dr Fuk Yew Tu on a 'no win – no fee' basis - and suing United Scarelines for a seven-figure compo' claim.

Thought for the day. Fly United Scareways. Board as a doctor – leave as a patient – next stop 'intense care'.

No shit – Fly the Friendly Skies' mantra is totally fucked. You'd be safer in Syria's Idlib Province and risk getting caught up in a false flag sarin nerve gas attack.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39563570

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/10/shock-man-forcibly-removed-overbooked-flight/

http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/

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Friday, 7 April 2017

Labour Party Zionists Outlaw 'The Truth'

In today’s ‘Zionist Shills Outlaw Truth’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering historical hot gossip from our table-rapping spiritual medium, Khara ibn Himar as he joins celebrity Antipodean psychic, Mystic Malc' to operate the Nether World Ouija board clairvoyant hotline and channel the 1930's spectral reminiscences of the ghosts of Palestinian Grand Mufti, Amin al-Husseini, and Anglo-Palestine Bank director, Eliezer Hoofein, regarding their independent 'for and against' Zionist Haavara (Transfer) Agreement negotiations with Hitler and the Nazi Party – beaming the 'conference call' conversation live via satellite link to Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Suffering from a bout of political correctness gone bonkers, Labour's 'Party in Chaos' porcine deputy leader, Tom 'Wanker' Watson, yesterday opined to one gutter press hack from the Hypocrisy Gazette that he personally finds it incomprehensible former London Mayor, Red Ken Livingstone, has not been expelled from the party for daring to publicly quote an unsavoury political Truth regarding the Zionist flood of Khazar-Ashkenazi Jewish immigrants to Palestine via an 'open secret' deal with Hitler's Nazis – to achieve their eventual Irgun / Haganah / Stern terrorist gang take-over of the country and renaming it Israel.

The witless Watson further commented that he agrees with Chief Rabbi Ja'ackoff Snipcock's view that Labour had failed the Jewish community by even allowing Livingspace to rake up uncomfortable historical facts – true as they might well be – and then simply slap him with a 12 month party suspension - instead of having him burned at the stake for this anti-Semitic heresy.

Watson wrote on the Twatter social networking site that “It isn’t just a section of the paranoid psychotic Jewish community whose fragile Jabotinskist sensibilities have been offended by Red Ken speaking the truth and quoting these most inconvenient historical facts about shady deals between the Third Reich and the New Yishuv kibbutzer gang - and not simply keeping shtum and maintaining the status quo - cos then we blokes at Labour HQ Central cop it in the neck for not enforcing Tony Bliar's zero tolerance approach to anti-Semitism and kicking Israel where it hurts – in the wallet.”

Labour MP Wes Whinger hit back at Livingroom for what he terms 'poor judgement' and failing to apologize personally to every Jew in London for telling the truth regarding Nazi / Zionist plots and the Haavara (Transfer) Agreement – (and revealing that the ones who didn't qualify for Yishuv status then got left behind to end up gassed in the Holohoax death camps) - having brought the Labour Party into further disrepute.

Baroness Scabby Acrobatti, who chaired the investigation after being appointed to the Upper House of Frauds 'Vermin in Ermine Club' by Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, also suggested the ex-mayor may risk further sanctions if he continues to drum up support for the BDS campaign and Palestinian rights - or makes public references to the distasteful war crimes and human rights abuses the rogue racist Israeli Likit Party government continue to inflict on the dispossessed Palestinian Arab Muslim Semite populations of the military-occupied West Bank and the Gaza Strip enclave – the latter besieged by the IDF's Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi style concentration camp in the known Universe.

Yet Red Ken is made of sterner stuff than the Labour Party's Zionist 'Friends of Israel Club' crony core – and the perpetual Jewish Whinge & Complain Society – and has declared he will not be coerced into apologizing for these purported anti-Semitic comments when he was simply speaking the Truth – uncomfortable as it might be to the racist warlords of the apartheid state of Israel and their Rothshite bankster crime syndicate goons.

Livingstone sparked this hysterical brouhaha and anti-Semitism / Holohoax denial outcry when he mentioned Nazi leader Adolf Hitler initially supported the concept of Zionism to rid his perceived European EUSSR super state of the Khazar-Ashkenazi mongrel population prior to going totally bonkers - and ended up being blamed for exterminating 'six million' of their number – along with a legion of other racially undesirable non-Aryan types, shirt-lifting faggots and the mentally handicapped – in the Third Reich's numerous forced labour camps.

Oh yes, the iconic 'six million' headcount – a mass suffering / fatalities black propaganda figure that had been bandied about repeatedly by the Zionist movement and their media shills for decades previously – with the New York Times propounding this inflated 6,000,000 falsification of Jewish suffering and pogrom victims in Russia as far back as 1889 – and dusted off to be raked over the mass media coals repeatedly through the last century's history - and WW1 and on - until the entire Holohoax myth was concocted into a perpetual victims / compensation narrative, post-WW2 – to justify the mass Ashkenazi migration to Palestine and the forced blood ritual terrorist fronted establishment of the illegal nuclear armed Zionist crime state of Israel – and supported by their conspiratorial consortium of international professional whingers – as briefly exampled by the AIPAC and ADL spouting the anti-Semitic brands they have hijacked as their very own Jewish race trademark.

This 'Jewish race' fantasy is bullshit. Do we have a Muslim race? No. A Roman Catholic race or Protestant race? Nope. A Buddhist race? A Pancake Tuesday Adventist race? No. A Moron Cheesy Crust Church of Latter Day Saints race? No.
Nor does any other religious sect sport the arrogance to declare they are their God's 'Chosen People' or lay claim to another people's country with a faux testimony it is their 'Promised Land'.

Though if we take a close look – not too close – at the psychopathic political leader of the pariah state of Israel – the Caucasian-featured Bobo Nuttyahoo. He is as devoid of any trace of Semite DNA as my grandson's hamster – to all intents and purposes a Khazar-Ashkenazi – a Jew of convenience – and the Rothshite bankster syndicate's ever-obedient stooge.

Whereas the very people whose nation these venal Zionists stole – the 'goyim' Palestinians- are true Semites – and the ever-encompassing anti-Semitic laws forced down the free-speech throats of the West were crafted by the kikester cabal to put the goyim Gentiles at a marked sectarian / racist disadvantage.

So, to return to the subject in question - has Red Ken been politically mutilated and cut off at his proverbial knees? Maybe – or he could always tell Labour to go fuck themselves – which they're getting quite adept at since their abysmal performance with dodgy dossiers, illegal invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq, okaying the assisted suicide of Dr David Kelly, Bliar's shutting down of the Met's Operation Ore paedophile roundup operations that got too close to Westminster – further fouled by the bungling performance of Gordon Broon and Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers – a state of affairs enhanced by Ed Millipede's non-leadership – and now the unshaved political pariah, Jeremy Corbyn.

One thing Red Ken doesn't need is New / Old Labour – but they would be wise to need him - before he opts out of public life for a full-time pursuit of his newt-fancier hobby.

On reflection, do the Jews / Zionists / Israelis (three most separate entities) have a social acceptance stumbling block in the West / Christian countries? – Perhaps, and maybe something to do with the fact they had Jesus Christ murdered – and the Edomite Mafia / Kosher Nostra bankster's jackboot sits on the neck of the global economy and usurious debt-promotion.

Plus the fact that the racist Israeli government aren't very nice to the Palestinians whose land they stole – and continue to encroach upon and steal like thieves in the night.
Oh my, talk about human rights abuses and war crime atrocities – Hitler's Nazis have nothing on the current fascist Israeli regime.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, Confucius say: Tell the Truth n put Satan to shame.
Thus a thousand curses and plagues upon the heads and flocks of those who would rewrite history to suit their own corrupt socio-political purposes.
The Truth might well not be digestible – but it remains the Truth.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Thursday, 6 April 2017

US Bully Pushes 'Big Bad Assad' Propaganda

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Black Propaganda’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering 'false flag' hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to US President Donald Chump states it is now his God-given 'divine' responsibility to resolve the humanitarian and political crisis in Syria - by causing further mayhem and chaos - as he forewarned of a full-on 'US troops on the ground' military action in the war-ravaged Middle East nation.

Russian FSB political asset Chumpsky upped the 'holier than thou' warmongering ante during an interview with Hypocrisy Now magazine yesterday, claiming that the purported chemical weapons attack in Syria's rebel-controlled Iblid Province was a terrible affront to humanity and it was his 'Assad's Gotta Go!' mission, as leader of the Free World, to put wrongs to right.

Hmmm, but as head of the US Global Policeman Squad (read 'Bully') he ignores any responsibility on the part of the Great Satan to resolve the humanitarian and political crisis visited on the hapless and disenfranchised Arab Muslim Semite population of Palestine – or the atrocities directed at Yemeni civilians – still suffering a daily deluge of US / UK manufactured and supplied bombs and missiles launched from the barbarian state of Saudi Arabia's warplanes.

Always ready to jump on the bandwagon to further some skewed Zionist / Edomite Mafia political advantage, Israel's clinically insane Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo, joined Chump's denunciations and severely condemned the usage of chemical weapons against innocent civilians in Syria – informing one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that "The horrible images from the anti-Assad media hacks in Iblid, with colour photos of babies coughing their lungs out, should shock everyone into an eye for an eye response and have Assad arrested as a war criminal."

Here the Khazar-Ashkenazi 'Jew of convenience' Nuttyahoo is obviously suffering another bout of his customary 'selective memory syndrome' regarding 'war crimes' and the fact he ordered the IDF's 2014 Operation Genocide chemical weapons and white phosphorus bomb attacks on the Gaza Strip that snuffed anyone old enough to bleed (2,314 civilians killed / 17,125 maimed and injured).

Then we have the US ambassador to the UN – Nikki Haley – (Tricky Nikki Haley - formerly Ms Nimrata Randhawa and winner of South Carolina's 2004 Miss Sikh of the Week Award - whose diplomatic qualifications for the post of UN Ambassador were obviously earned in her earlier incarnation - working for FCR Waste Management) – who assumed an air of brazen hubris while pontificating to the Security Council that "Time and time again Vlad Putrid's Russia uses the same false narrative to deflect attention from their Assad regime allies in Damascus" – further threatening unilateral action by the Great Satan's gung-ho military – adding: "When the United Nations consistently fails in its duty to act collectively, there are times in the existence of these Third World nations that we are compelled to take our own action to gain control of their strategic geopolitical locations – and natural resources."

Ha! Where the fuck did Donald Chump find this bimbo? Such guff and hypocrisy from the Great Satan's mouthpiece – when the good ole US of A murdered / burned alive some 250,000 Japanese civilians with two bombs back in August of 1945.

But that's simply another class act 'hypocrisy first' from Ambassador Sickie Haley – a bitch who declares she has a sharp aversion to government intrusion – unless she's the one 'intruding'.

We take pertinent note of Haley's zero reference factor of the UN's failure to act collectively – specifically regarding the human rights abuses, land thefts and war crimes committed by Israel against the victim Palestinian Semite population – of what once was Palestine - before the Zionist Irgun, Stern and Haganah terrorist gangs stole it by force of arms to create their very own 'Jewtopia'

And as per so recently, just cries of Foul! and brouhaha when the UN does issue a critical report condemning Israel for these crimes – at which point the craven UN Zionist stooge hierarchy of Secretary General António 'No Balls' Guterres distance themselves from any such criticism before they're subjected to the fearsome 'anti-Semitic' brand and labelled 'Holohoax Deniers' for good measure – and end up topping a Mossad shit list.

This UN duplicity is perfectly illustrated in 3D graphic colour and surround sound with regard to the Economic and Social Commission for Western Asia (ESCWA), report - Israeli Practices towards the Palestinian People and the Question of Apartheid - complied by Under Secretary General Rima Khalaf whose so-recent March 2017 summary concluded - without any scent of ambiguity - that the rogue state of Israel is governed by an apartheid / racist regime – specifically Bobo Nuttyahoo's Likit Party.

The spineless Guterres distanced himself from the report, stating it reflected the authors' views – ie 'the Truth' – and under pressure from both Israel and the United States ordered it removed from the ESCWA's website.

Hence back to the Iblid WMD chemical attack and pose the necessary 'Cui Bono' question regarding this latest unsubstantiated 'Assad Did It' blame game?
Who? Why, none more so than the Kosher Nostra's terrorist proxies, hell bent on demonizing the Assad regime, derailing the peace process and justifying their diabolical existence for an expanded and prolonged military conflict.

This raucous of international insta-condemnation 'black propaganda' version of events that immediately assigned guilt of the reported chemical weapons attack to the Assad government raises too many red flags – specifically regarding 'Whodunit' false flags.
One thus speculates if this was a pathetic repeat of the 2013 East Ghouta false flag chemical weapons attack that never occurred – apart from the venal lips of media charlatans and pro-war political opportunists pushing the 'weapons of mass distraction' narrative.

But WTF is new - more outrageous 'court of political' opinion / media-driven hypocrisy and 'let's get Assad spin viz the purported Syrian military chemical weapons attack in Idlib Province– which reports now claim resulted from an airstrike on a Jolly Jihad rebel terrorist warehouse manufacturing and storing the aforesaid chemical weapons (chlorine gas – not sarin).
And all a concocted excuse to justify launching a wave of air strikes on Syrian military and air force facilities – that's why two US Navy destroyers – the USS Ross n USS Porter - are stationed in the East Mediterranean – awaiting the 'go signal' to launch a barrage of Tomahawk cruise missiles against Syrian bases.

Do you live in the Idlib area? Have you been gassed by chemical weapons recently? Do you realise Idlib Province is now part of the Imperial Ottoman Empire since Turkey fenced it off?

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