Monday, 14 August 2017

Health Sec Kunt Blows £44K on Smart Bog

In today’s ‘NHS Funds Down the Swanee’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering profligate hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing medical media hackette, Sylvie McSnitch, manning the live news cellphone hotline from the 'necrophilia-friendly' underground mortuary unit of Segmadale's prestigious Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

More taxpayers' cash 'flushed' down the drain - literally.

That's the banner headline on this morning's gutter press Daily Shitraker red top tabloid as Ill-Health Secretary Jeremy 'Mr Austerity' Kunt splashes out £44,000 nicker of public funds on an all-new private bathroom – complete with designer 'smart crapper' - for his office - while having the brass necked audacity to demand the National Ill-Health Service expedites £22 billion quid in efficiency savings – by refusing expensive medical treatment any fucker or their dog that has the Grim Reaper knocking on their door – and implementing the euthanasia-orientated Liverpool Deathcare Pathway policy (read 'backdoor murder') on elderly bed-ridden patients.

The smarmy, smug twat minister, who recently called for £22 billion of cuts to be implemented by the NHS immediately – if not sooner – has ordered the spacious luxury 15' by 8' private bathroom suite in his new offices – which includes a designer smart crapper that actually wipes user's arses - along with vanity mirrors, a power shower and floor-to-ceiling trendy slate tiles - so he could freshen up after cycling a couple of kilometres to work in a morning.

The non-tendered contract to install the bathroom suite inside the Health Ministry’s new £25 million quid headquarters at Victoria, central London, was primarily budgeted to cost £44,000 quids-worth of hard earned taxpayers' cash – with £4,000 was reportedly squandered on interior design planning for the suite, £10,000 lashed out on plumbing – plus a sensor-activated dump inducing 'mood lights' system priced at £11,000 nicker.

Reporting live from the Ill-Health Service's new HQ, Sylvie McSnitch related on the level of resentment among Secretary Kunt's NHS minions. "It’s an effin' disgrace that this smary, smirkin' tosser Kunt talks about the need ter save money while getting the taxpayer ter fork out fer a private bathroom fit fer a fuckin' king when patients across the length an' breadth of Britain are waitin' on effin' trolleys at hospitals cos there's no friggin' beds - an' waitin' lists are gettin' longer by the day."

"How the fuck can Mr Kunt justify this shit while tellin' everyone else in the NHS ter tighten their belts cos he's plannin' on slashin' their budget by £22 billion nicker in efficiency savin's. The £44,000 could have funded two qualified male nurses fer a year at Stoke Mandeville's Jimmy Savile Intense Care Gropers Unit - or a hundred plus rounds of chemotherapy or the price of ten pacemakers or five heart bypass surgeries or a couple of dozen female genital mutilation butchery op's down at St Fatima's Halal Clinic."

Conversely, in defence of his extravagant and needless waste of public money on this vanity project, the multi-millionaire Kunt informed one press hack from the Profligacy Review that the bathroom was not for his personal use alone but rather that of long distance cyclist and runner employees set on avoiding the trials and tribulations of attempting to schedule punctual workday travel on Rattletrack or Notwork Rail – via biking and jogging into London of a morning from outlying areas – such as Luton, Cornwall, Manchester and Brighton.

Squandering NHS funds on narcissistic vanity projects besides, Minister Kunt, the Nasty Party's Parliamentary expenses fiddling MP for south-west Slurry, has already earned his days of infamy slot in the black pages of history for erroneously blaming the Hillsborough football stadium disaster on Liverpool soccer fan hooliganism - whereas culpability for the calamity was eventually – and rightly – attributed to the lying bastard Plod Squad psycho scum in charge of crowd control who, with criminal malice aforethought, attempted (and too succeeded for a couple of decades) to lay the guilt on the Scouser fans.

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Friday, 11 August 2017

Cross-Party Brexit Saboteurs Named n Shamed

In this morning’s ‘Treachery n Treason Beyond Borders’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in socio-political scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Apart from the 'usual suspect' Brexit saboteurs and associated treacherous pondscum – as instanced by that untouchable war criminal Teflon Tony 'Miranda' Bliar, and the brass-necked, boat jumping, serial divorcee, 'Grotty Gina' Singh Miller – and too Sir Martin 'Scatbag' Sorrell – all with their own ideas on the definition of majority ballot result Democracy - and collectively guilty of high treason – we now have a proverbial Gang of Four establishment Fifth Columnist traitors – Posh Dave Scameron's appointed trade envoys, no less - undermining the common herd's 17:4 million 'We Want Out' Brexit vote – (a ballot count higher than the number of votes cast for any government in UK history) - in favour of their Brussels Maleborg masters.

Yet history, in hand with cruel Fate, shall not treat their ilk kindly, for the entire Remoaner camp is littered with insufferable egos – all of whom have been assigned eternal domiciles in Dante's Ninth Circle – the one reserved for low life cunts.

Thus, down to the nitty-gritty. Let's name n shame these toxic bottom feeders – starting off with the trade envoy to Bangladesh - Labour MP for Soylent Green and shadow minister for curry & naan bread affairs, Ms Rush Hour Scally Ali Baba - yet another Bengal Muslim darkie immigrant stock busybody dead set on frustrating the democratic processes of her host country.

Next to have their passport to social acceptance cancelled is Labour peer Lord Dickie 'Lee n Perrin' Forkbender of Worcester (Sauce) along with Librarian-Dummercrap trollops Baroness Lindsey Granshaw Hangover - and blonde moment rip-off artist, Baroness 'Plain Jane' Bottom-Carthorse – who gained top notch public funds embezzlement notoriety with her live-in political slug partner, Lord Fast Eddy Razzamatazz – a low-life expenses fiddling duo – both penny pinching twats claiming rent for the same shared flat.

Yep, this fuckwit foursome 'Quisling Quartet' collectively conspired to frustrate the Article 50 legislation and make a total fuck of the Brexit process negotiations - to up-end Britain's scheduled exit from the EUSSR in March 2019.

So, who's next to be exposed as treacherous shitbags? Why, none other than the 96-year old dementia-stricken 'non-European' music conductor, Daniel Barenboim - who hijacked the occasion of our iconic Proms to rant on aimlessly with regard to his personal skewed anti-Democratic views on Brexit - twice in a single weekend, no less.

Well, WTF can we expect from such a Nazi-spawned Argentinean-Israeli-Spanish fucked up senile, geriatric tosser - weaned on a diet of Peronist backstabbing and betrayal?

Or should the slings n arrows of outrageous fortune be next directed at the Nasty Party's Chancellor of the Exchequer, Philip 'Dandruff' Scammond, who - along with fellow conspirator, the ginger-mingin Home Secretary, Amber Crudd - appear to all intents and purposes to be working flat out 24/7 - like a lizard drinking - to frustrate the will of the British people - who decided by a clear majority in the June 2016 referendum to ditch the fascist EUSSR Federation and its Brussels-based control freak kleptocrats, headed by Jean-Claude Drunkard – and regain our undermined and grossly diminished sovereignty.

But more Tory cabinet Remainiac turmoil is on the cards as Immigration Minister 'Baby Brandon' Lewis insists Britain will end EUSSR free movement in 2019 – whereas the Nasty Party's ginger mingin Home 'Sickretary' Amber Crudd – sans the authority to do so - vows UK borders will stay open to the 'brightest and best' pikey scroungers – while Scammond promises to pay Brussels £££ zillions in a divorce settlement – and the Crudd pledges to keep the UK's borders open for any and all Islamic Muslim Jolly Jihad terrorist types and Eastern European economic migrant gyppos and pikey low life's bent on a welfare benefits scrounging expedition.

Ahem, viz this pretentious skanger's 'brightest and best' statement, we prudently note that the IQ-deficient Ms Crudd doesn't fall into that category.

As to 'Dandruff' Scammond – whose wet dream is to become Tory leader (and PM) – this dog wanker has completely forfeited the trust of all who voted to give the EUSSR the finger - by insisting Broken Britain remain in the corruption-ridden customs union – plus further undermining the UK's negotiations with the EUSSR hierarchy through his anti-Brexit public pronouncements - thus attempting to frustrate the full execution of the common herd peasantry's democratic Leave decision.

Hmmm, if Terry Maybot has the cojones perhaps the next cabinet lateral promotion 're-shuffle' (firing session) is gonna turn out like a scarecrow's funeral.

Then we have the UK's Institute of Directors business panjandrums – all empathy-deficient sociopaths and parties of self-interest – whose perfidious fealty is to the Brussels kleptocrats – and are lobbying the Nasty Party's cross-dressing PM, 'Terrible Terry' Mayhem, to delay Brexit beyond March 2019 – promoting a favoured transition period of 80 years - to 2099) – and thus avoid the chaos of an EUSSR withdrawal over which the 50 seat Round Table Corporatocracy oligarchs are shitting kittens viz the imminent loss of their once 'oh-so' subservient and compliant UK cash cow.

In the unqualified opinion of the IoD bottom feeders, extending the negotiation period to the end of the century would be the simplest solution to avoiding a Brexit that will doubtless fuck up the funding source for the Brussels hierarchy's junkets and 'performance (sic) bonuses'.

This clique of IoD shites further proposed a string of measures which fly in the face of the true spirit of the Brexit vote – specifically that the UK stays in the single market - remains under the jackboot of EUSSR law - and maintains existing customs arrangements.

The split-arsed head of EUSSR Trade Policy at the IoD, Allie Renison, looking to be well behind with her Botox treatments, mesmerised gob-smacked media hacks with a cryptic diatribe against Brexit. “Really, this is what the stupid British public don't understand – Brussels and the EUSSR need us and can't survive without Broken Britain's mega-bucks fiscal contributions."
"Hence prioritising interim arrangements and thereby mitigating the risks of an exit from Europe means the eventual opportunities aren’t diminished by short-term chaotic cliff edges – and that's why we need to transpose EUSSR customs and VAT legislation into British law immediately – if not sooner."

'Sweaty Sebastian' James, the self-opinionated arse-wipe CEO of Dickhead Carphone, informed one gutter press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette: “To maintain optimum sales of our Smartphone Zombie merchandise – and hence maximum profits - we should maintain membership of the European Economic Area during a transition period leading to a new trade deal approved by the Brussels hierarchy and Commissioner Jean-Claude Drunkard – and the UK staying in the single market as long as – er - forever."

Then we have acts of Brexit sabotage and further black propaganda scare-mongering by the Bank of England's snap-frozen Yank Governor, Mark 'The Canuck' Carnage, who warned that the 2019 scheduled Brexit 'clean break' will have an adverse effect on Broken Britain's GDP growth - and the common herd's take-home wages (but not his gold-plated own).

Not wishing to miss out on any opportunity to do some evil deed and cause further havoc, Tony Bliar's New Labour henchman and fag-bag crony, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers – aka Vermin in Ermine – has mobilised his effeminate bankster pal, Nutty Natty Rothshite, and a string of graft n corruption-ridden 'associates' from his wheeler-dealing days in Brussels as Broken Britain's EUSSR Trade Commissioner – whose criminal ranks include the infamous likes of exiled Russian oligarch (and ex-KGB Agent Polonium 210 assassin) Mikhail Sackashit – owner of Russtheft Energy 'and' Smegmadale's Premier League 'Offside United' Football Club – plus fellow zillionaire scumster Oleg Mobsaroubles – boss of Gulag Gaz and vodka-slurping / kiddie fiddling best of mates with President Vlad Putrid.

Also in line for a boat trip up the Thames from Worsminster to the Tower - through Traitor's Gate - is Labour's Shadow Brexit Secretary Sir Keir Stammerer with his Chinese whispers campaign in the ears of senior business oligarchs that it's vital to maintain 'the benefits' (Que?) of the single market 'and' the corruption-ridden customs union - and by what nefarious means that is achieved will be secondary to the outcome – as the end shall justify the means.

Pity the afflicted is the term for Labour’s Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome-afflicted Shadow Minister for Cellulite Affairs, the knuckle-dragging, permanently sun-tanned egocentric Diane Flabbott - who defies categorisation under the rules of Linnaean taxonomy - and claims Labour is not taking any options for Brexit off the table – as long as she doesn't get fired or demoted to tea lady.
Alas, when it comes down to the cognitive privilege factor then sadly the Flabbott misses out big time - being as thick as pigshit.

As to the Lib-Dums – (liberalism – the politics of snivelling rats) - that delusional old Remoaner tosspot 'Vacuous Vince' Cable – MP for Twickenham – despite advanced dementia and an abominable taste in ties – has the party reins in his iron grip (as he was the only candidate on the ballot paper when nominations closed n no other fucker or their dog wanted the job leading a Losers Party) - and Super Vince is determined he can up-end the Brexit vote and keep the Brussels Mafia happy.

Cable's the oldest political party leader since Methuselah and on a par with a bullring jester - getting more shite than roses tossed at him as he prances around the political stage talking utter bollocks and eventually being gored on his own boasts – when he states with a measure of Biblical prophetic certainty that 'Brexit is not inevitable'.

Reality check in order here, Vince - as 17:4 million voters reckon it is.

London Mayor Sad-Dick Khan's derail Brexit threats - made off the record during an interview with the Scrounger's Review – heard him commit to coercing Corbyn to staying in Europe and making such Labour election manifesto policy - so it would trump the referendum result - if they ever again win power.

Yeah right – what if?

Talk about the 'name fitting' - Sad-Dick Khan - this wanker’s not even part of the federal government – just a shot-up council jobsworth with pretentious ambitions to backstab Corbyn n make grab for the Labour Party leadership.
Best Khan keeps a check on his public enthusiasm for this 'London is open' campaign he promotes - inviting legions of his fellow Muslims – ISIS terrorist types included – to come over and fuck up the Iceni / Celtic / Anglo-Saxon culture of our once-sceptred isle of Albion.

Last but by no means least on the Treachery scoreboard is the uber-scrote Foreign Secretary, Bonkers Boris al Pasha Attaturk Nonsense, who besides his public Brexit support deceit - is working up close n personal with the Tory's sleaze-meister Chancellor Scammond and the Brussels kleptocrat hierarchy to screw the UK over and keep Britain ‘broken’ - and part of the New World Order globalist EUSSR federation.

Thought for the day. Come the next election and payback time - let these traitorous Remainiac bastards be aware that the arc of the moral universe is infinite and eternal - but tends to curve towards revenge.

With regard to the scaremongering propaganda viz 'avoiding any cliff-edge Brexit crises' – bollocks – let's remember that moderation is for the craven and no muff's too tough – and take a daredevil 'live dangerously' lesson from those 'extreme sports' furry critters – the lemmings – to collectively go hard ball headlong over the Brexit 'cliff edge' – just for the hell of it – and Brussels be damned.

To conclude - We, the 17:4 million Leave means 'Leave' common herd taxpaying voter bloc – demand no less than a Viagra-fuelled hard-on Full English Brexit – and au revoir to the Brussels-based kleptocrat hierarchy motherfuckers.

The best way to deal with these Tory cabinet Remainiacs – 'and' their Labour and Lib-Dum House of Conmans contemporaries is force a general election and all vote UKIP – and boot the anti-democracy shits out of office – to be replaced by some fucker and their dog who will act positively to execute the will of the majority. UKIP?

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Wednesday, 9 August 2017

Mid-East Wars 'Not Enough'- NorKor Next

In today’s The Apocalypse Cometh: 'Warmongers Rule' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Continuing to hype the grossly over-rated pantomime donkey threat to global peace posed by North Korea's spoiled brat leader Kim Jong-un (the man with the world's worst haircut – next to Donald Chump's dead cat coiffure) – and despite NorKor's two ICBM tests being judged 'fall short' failures – the US National Security Adviser, Herbert Raymond 'Incoming' McMaster - insisted that the good ole US of A global bully is fully prepared to launch pre-emptive military strikes against Kookie Kim's Commie Marxist regime – and put a stop to the annoying taunts and counter-threats aimed at the Great Satan.

The purposely exaggerated NorKor nuke n missile menace is knee-deep bullshit propaganda – additionally embellished with two coats of dark black Malice in Wonderland fairy tale versions of Kim’s Scrapheap Challenge ICBM program.

Yet the hairless McMaster appears undeterred about waging a war that might well incite hands-on intervention by the Middle Kingdom Sino's – and stated for the public record (plus future war crime indictments) he wasn’t going to confirm or deny CIA intelligence (sic) reports that the NorKor's actually had missiles which might just be able reach the US – with the wind behind them.

Then, typical of the Military-Industrial-Bankster Neo-Con cabal's ruthless, sociopath caste, applied a mean measure of his Sunday best vindictive arrogance, adding 'I mean really, considering the Agenda 21 schedule has had to be postponed until 2030 due a shit storm of unforeseen snafus n fubars - we need to get the mass global population cull kick started and take out a few million peasants – so how much does it matter if they have weapons of mass distraction or not?'
'Hey, who really gives a flying fuck. It's not real people we're talking about here - just a bunch of Third World useless eater Commie slopes n gooks.'

Conversely, while speaking with one gutter press hack from the Psychopath's Gazette, McMaster admitted that such a campaign of pre-emptive military aggression would cost 'an arm and a leg' – quite literally.

There again, price tags of a financial nature - or the human life headcount - didn't seem to deter McMaster's threats one iota - that the US Deep State shadow government is preparing to attack North Korea pre-emptively to destroy an ICBM nuclear weapons delivery program that to all intents and purposes does not do what it says on the box – and such an attack would constitute a legitimate use of force – dependent on the legal justifications Shite House officials manage to cobble together to gain UN approval (or not) – a bit like Dubya Bush n Tony Bliar's fictionalised 'weapons of mass distraction' dodgy dossier concocted to justify the illegal invasion of Iraq back in 2003.

To anyone gifted with a couple of brain cells still achieving some modicum of telemetry - 'and' a sense of moral empathy - they might be given to consider that the toxic McMasters' 'have they' or 'haven't they' question matters a lot – considering estimates indicate that a war with North Korea could snuff in excess of a couple of zillion people, destroy large portions of South Korea’s capital of Seoul, create a territorial refugee problem of Biblical proportions on both sides of the 38th Parallel - 'and' - as if Japan's never-ending 'glow-in-the-dark' Fuckupshima fubar wasn't enough already – a nuclear radiation contamination calamity across the Greater Eastern Asia region.

Knowing the Deep State / Neo-Con / Mil-Ind kiddie-fiddling paedo-scum Satanist infested cabal that are running the Shite House and Washington (Congress / Senate) – and this Zionist clique's predilection for live testing their latest Ka-Boom nasties on humans – a pre-emptive strike on Kim's NorKor missile bases – and whatever else gets targeted by 'accident' (Pyongyang) – might prove a temptation the blood n guts zombies can't miss out on and will be pushing the black propaganda / false flag attack card all the way to Armageddon.

So we have President Donald Chumpsky promoting peace on the election canvassing trail, then hires (and fires - like clockwork) a bunch of dog wankers – specifically appoints some 'sell by date expired' psycho army general called Mad Dog as Sec' of Defence.

All of which fits well with his vaunted 'swamp draining' pledge when we have the Deep State / Shadow Government's entire pro-Zionist Neo-Con Military Industrial Cabal and Wall Street banksters staffing the entire Shite House administration – with Exxon's T. Rex Tillerson at the reins of State for his Agent Orange boss - alongside Israeli Mossad sayanim / shitbag sleaze son-in-law, Jared '666' Kushner, who has 24/7 access to Daddy Chump's ear – on behalf of his Tel Aviv masters – who have incidentally been scripting US foreign policy since January 2017.

Alas the Yanks are lumbered with a thick as pigshit egocentric narcissist as President, hence any old fuckwit IQ-deficient advisors that Israel designates can pass muster with the bought n paid for pro-Zionist Congress n Senate shills.

As to the closet case fudging McMasters - his first assignment after commissioning in the US Army was to the 2nd Armoured Division at Fort Crudd, where he served in a variety of platoon and company level leadership assignments with 1st Battalion 666th Armoured Segway Regiment.
McMasters is a full-on Mil-Ind stooge who parrots their profit-spinning credo of: 'Hey, even if we ain't blasting the shit outa some hapless Muslim raghead or darkie enclave, then at least the US and NATO military have to stockpile the goods ready for the next war of aggression.'

Then we have the intellectually-challenged / trophy wife collecting / kiddie fiddling President Chump himself – today threatening that 'Kim's nasty NorKor regime will be met with a hail of fire n fury, the likes of which the world has never seen'.

No shit, the guy's a toxic vengeance-bent head-banger.

But the ever-paranoid NorKor's are playing tit for tat viz US threats - and behaving like a cornered rat – poke them with a stick and expect a violent reaction.

Lest the US forget (which they have a history of – taking on the little guy and getting their arses kicked) – they pushed the UN for an anti-Communist military confrontation in Korea back in the 1950's – and things didn't go as planned. McArthur got his sorry ass fired - plus it ended up with the North / South 38th Parallel 'Mexican stand-off' geo-political divide.

So let's keep a sharp eye peeled for the Great Satan's forthcoming false flag terrorist act to be blamed on the NorKors – targeting either their neighbours in Seoul or Japan – to justify their first strike military action to take down Kim's Marxist dynasty and install a Western shill / bankster friendly regime.

Conversely, a quick peek at this morning's Wickedpedia 'leak sheet' from the CIA's hacker-friendly top secret Vault 7 reveals that Kim's NorKor anoraks and beardies have manufactured a stock of miniaturised thermo-nuclear warheads that can be adapted to the range of missiles they've recently been testing and which US science types claim can reach the Great Satan's mainland.

Hmmm, miniaturised, eh. So no need for missiles, just pack one up in a Fed-Ex package n mail it to Washington.

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