Bahrain Regime to Butcher F1 Protesters

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John ‘the Yob’ Yates, the former assistant commissioner of Britain’s graft and corruption-ridden Metropolitan Plod Squad yesterday informed one press hack from the Barbarians Gazette that the Bahraini police have been authorized to use live ammunition and kill as many pro-democracy demonstrators as necessary to ensure the security of Sunday’s Formula One racing event.

Yobber Yates, who was hired by the Bahraini regime four months ago to crush a popular uprising by the marginalised Shi’ite population who are crying out for socio-political reforms in the flyspeck Persian Gulf island dump, admitted that it was impossible for the government to guarantee the safety of the F1 teams and spectators at this Sunday's Grand Prix as violence escalates in the kingdom – mainly from the government side as the imported Saudi military from the 21st Psychopath Battalion continue their atrocities against democracy-seeking protestors.

"Is it possible there might be an incursion on the racetrack? Of course there is - it's an open event. So regardless of the track being surrounded with layers of razor wire and anti-personnel M18 Claymores to keep anti-government activists out, how the fuck can we stop some human rights radical with an attitude problem hop-scotching across the minefield then running onto the track and throwing himself under the wheels of Lewis Hamilton’s car?”

“The King expects me to guarantee the security of the event, but as I told His Royal Ruthlessness and Bernie Ecclescake and Jean Dolt - the FIA’s main movers and shakers – I can't guarantee security unless we arrest every fucker and their dog that has a cob on with the monarchy – which amounts to the entire Shi’ite Muslim population. So what we’ll do is field a squad of snipers and shoot anyone who gets a foot over the racetrack fence.”

Nice one – and that statement issued on the eve of the event, as the pro-Zionist British Foreign Secretary Willy Vague called on his Bahraini counterpart to "act with a modicum of restraint" when dealing with protesters as police fired tear gas to disperse thousands of Shi’ites protesting the murder earlier in the week of anti-government demonstrator Salah Abbas Habib, whose tortured and battered body was discovered dumped on a landfill site following his abduction by security forces.

On Friday, armoured vehicles patrolled the streets of Manama as tens of thousands of Bolshie Shi’ites took part in violent protests demanding an end to the crackdown on dissent in the run-up to Sunday's F1 Grand Prix ‘Three Days of Rage’ rally.
Human rights and wrongs groups and activists estimate that at least 250 people have died since the start of this week’s anti Formula One protests, many as a result of what has been described as the excessive use of poisonous gas by the Saudi mercenaries.

Last year's Grand Prix was cancelled after scores were killed in February and March during a crackdown on mass demonstrations calling for greater democracy and demanding an end to discrimination against the Shi’ite community by the al-Khalifa ‘Sunni’ royal family – a sanguine debacle that failed to raise even a whisper of condemnation from the Zionist-dominated Western governments and subservient kikester-owned media.

On Friday, Bahrain's Sheikh Fizzy Al Kaseltzer, the Minister for Extraordinary Rendition, informed media sources that cancelling the Grand Prix would just empower the extremists - then invoking flawed rhetoric over logic and reason, insisted that holding the race would build bridges across communities. Que – what planet is this guy from?

Conversely it is the opinion of the Shi’ite protest leader, the radical activist Shaheed al Ka-Boom, that going ahead with the F1 race lends international legitimacy to a government which is continuing to suppress any and all socio-political opposition with violent means.

On the other hand the staging of the Formula One racing event will provide the marginalised population majority Shi’ite pro-democracy protesters with an international media platform and live coverage to air their grievances and socio-political dissent - and too expose the brutality of the barbaric dictatorship that constitutes the Al Khalifa dynasty – and that of their gangs of Wahhabi Neanderthal knuckle-draggers supplied by Saudi Arabia’s Renta-Thug agency

So, let’s read between the lines a bit here, and while President Assad in Syria is condemned from all quarters of the decadent West for coming down hard on the legions of foreign mercenaries attempting cripple his regime, and the UN Security Council has voted to increase the number of observers in Syria to a preposterous 300, Bahrain’s King Hamad bin Isa bin Salman Al Khalifa gets the 'nods as good as a wink' okay from the same hypocrisy-ridden European and US governments – and invited to attend Queen Lizzie’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations – on the condition he brings along a couple of buckets of diamonds and his own gold-plated barge.

If the truth be known, the al Khalifa despotic regime’s shelf life has well and truly expired and their entire Dark Ages kleptocracy should be dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st Century, along with that of the archaic dynasty of Saud Arabia – and Qatar, and the Emirates, and Oman - whether they like it or not.

Do you live in Bahrain? Are you a Bolshie Shi’ite dissident crying out for democratic reforms? Do you think King Hamad bin Isa bin Shitbag should be hoofed out on his fat arse – along with his family of hangers-on - and a parliament of the commons established in the place of an abusive, autocratic monarchy that’s long past its use by date?

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Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry mammals - otters or voles - were harmed in posting this message. However, a large number of Formula One event protesters were water boarded as a warning to shut the fuck up.

Thought for the day. Formula One high speed car race, eh. Hmmm, not wanting to morbidly predict - nor put radical ideas into anyone’s head - but one is reminded of a suffragette, Emily Wilding Davidson, who threw herself under King George V’s horse, Anmer, at the Epsom Derby in 1913 to draw attention to the human right inequalities suffered by British women that will reverberate around the halls of stellar political protests for all Eternity.

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