Great Satan: Who's First – NorKor or Iran?

In today’s ‘Apocalypse Christmas Special’ counter-culture exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in war-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

Third World Saudi Arabia's power-hungry - and very impatient - monarch-in-waiting, Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salmon Spread, has accused the Islamic Republic of Iran of being party to an act of direct military aggression against his backward Wahhabist kingdom - by supplying S-300 Shitstreak missiles to Yemen's Houthi mujahideen – to shoot down Saudi fighter jets involved in the indiscriminate bombing of civilian targets.

Just minutes before he was arrested on charges of graft and corruption by Crown Prince Salmon Salad's all-new Neekni Sahrawi anti-corruption committee police, Saudi's Defence Minister, Sheikh Fizzy Al Kaseltzer, informed one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette "any further missile attacks will considered an act of war if Yemen's Saracen Scally rebels start fighting back against our superior Western-supplied armaments or Erik Black's Constellis Psycho Corp's foreign mercenary soldiers."

Last Saturday afternoon a Burger Hut 2H rocket was shot down close to the Saudi capital of Riyadh by an Israeli Black Cube-manned Patriot missile battery - while they totally missed another, which hit dead centre in the barracks of the 21st Armoured Segway Brigade, killing every fucker old enough to bleed.

In a typical display of its customary hypocrisy, the New York-based Human Rights Watch condemned the Houthi military's launch of an indiscriminate missile at the predominantly civilian King Khaled International Airport as an apparent war crime – wholly ignoring the trip hazard paradox that the Saudi Air Force are bombing Yemen's infrastructure back into a pre-Stone Age state and killing non-combatant civilians – specifically women and children – faster than the current war-related cholera epidemic and famine-related malnutrition factors combined.

The official Al-Khara Saudi press agency reported on Tuesday that during a Skype cam call with Prince Salmon Paste, the UK's bungling Foreign Secretary, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, had expressed his personal displeasure at the Houthi militias even possessing – let alone launching – ballistic missiles at Saudi-based targets, and affirmed Broken Britain's stand with the KSA in confronting the Yemeni rebels if they had the audacity to breach the Geneva Convention's Articles of War - and start 'fighting back' –guaranteeing to supply as many CBU-97 clusterfuck bombs and BAE Systems VLS Mk41 and APKWS (Advanced Precision Kill Weapon System) laser-guided missiles as Crown Prince Salmon Paté's dwindling oil funded treasury could afford.

While Crown Prince Salmon Mousse stressed his personal skewed belief that Iran's Shi'ite regime were involved with supplying missiles to the rebel Houthi militias - and considers this an act of direct military aggression by the Iranian regime against the KSA – to wit, an act of war – FS Boris Nonsense shied away from contacting Tehran's foreign minister, Mr Liwat ibn Himar, personally due his 'Cripes and Crikey, old chap' arrogant and demanding manner fubar during mano a mano phone call with him earlier in the week, which the Foreign Office claim has now been taken completely out of context and resulted in a British female journalist, Mrs Nazzy Zaghari-Ratbag, copping an extra five years hard labour added to her 'acts of subversion' prison sentence - due batshit Boris being rude and saying the 'wrong thing'.

Saudi Foreign Minister, Ghaban ibn Zamel, confided to the UK's Biased Broadcasting Corp correspondent, Harry 'Mad Dog' McNonce that Lebanon's Hezbollah movement, an Iranian proxy, was also involved - claiming "It was an Iranian missile launched by Hezbollah from territory occupied by the Houthi rebels in some part of Yemen we have not yet bombed to rubble. This is what destroyed Crown Prince Salmon Roe's personal 21st Armoured Segway Brigade bodyguard barracks."

Ibn Zamel added the missile was similar to one launched in July, which was shot down close to Mecca, and manufactured in Iran, disassembled and auctioned off on e-Bay, then smuggled into Yemen by either Fed-Ex next day delivery - or an Amazon door-to-door drone – where it was reassembled by hostage technicians from Radio Shack – originally contracted to maintain Hezbollah's Beirut-based super-fast broadband system.

Conversely, Iran has denied arming the Houthi rebel movement, which is fighting a Saudi-led coalition who want a return to power of Yemen's graft and corruption-ridden Western powers stooge government.

Tehran's Foreign Minister, Bala’a il A’air, spoke on Monday with one reporter from the Dingbats Review, and pontificated on the fact that Saudi Arabia – as a proxy stooge of ZioNazi Israel and the Great Satan – along with Bahrain, the UAE, Kuwait and Qatar - were engaged in waging wars of aggression and regional bullying against Iraq, Syria and Yemen – which posed a threat to the Gulf region and entire Middle East – and whose only end game beneficiary would be Tel Aviv and their insidious Greater Israel agenda.

In response to the 21st Armoured Segway Brigade barracks attack, Crown Prince Salmon Dip pronounced, on behalf of the Saudi-led coalition, a punitive military-enforced closure of all Yemeni land, air and sea ports - but from the kindness of his black heart, stated humanitarian aid could continue to enter under strict vetting procedures. While all food and medical aid donations would remain blocked, supplies of corrugated iron, electric lawn mowers, rat traps, sun block lotion and chimney pots would be allowed.

For the critical reader's eye – an excess of 8,600 innocent civilians – 60% of them women n kids – have been snuffed - and a further 49,960 headcount injured in air strikes and fighting on the ground since this evil Saudi-led coalition stuck its nose into Yemen's civil war in March 2015.

The conflict has left 20.7 million people in need of humanitarian assistance, created the world's largest food security emergency, and led to a cholera outbreak affecting 902,000 victims still shitting razor blades - and caused 2,191 fatalities.

Hmmm, while Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salmon Terrine currently has his pointy head quite far up his proverbial egocentric arse, one must realise the wanker is batshit bonkers – like the rest of this long line of genetically-inferior, empathy-deficient, intellectually-challenged inbred raghead retards – from Ibn Saud to the present dynasty - all stellar examples of the Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome.

Okay, so that's Iran – and by black propaganda association - Hezbollah (get with the programme, plus Lebanon by association) – back-stabbed and topping the Zionist Neo-Con hit list for the next in line Soros-funded colour revolution regime changes.

That is, if President Donald Chump doesn't get a change of heart while engaged in his current ego-massaging Grand Asian tour and decide to over-ride HR McMasters and Mad Dog Mattis' Neo-Con agenda schedule and go for the non-compliant Kim Jong-un and his nuke-armed NorKor power base first.

Speaking at a press conference alongside his South Korean counterpart Mr Moon Jae-out in Seoul – the second and perhaps most symbolic pit stop on his five-nation Grand Asian tour, President Chump fired off a pedantic tweet to North Korea's Kim Jong-un to 'come to the table' and discuss giving up his nuclear weapons – an offer Bad Haircut Kim tweeted back 'Okay – will give up mine when Great Satan gives up its nukes too'.

Obviously not too happy with the reply, the dipshit Chump resorted to his customary unnecessary and incendiary bully boy rhetoric, stating for the public record he hoped to Gawd he did not have to launch a US military strike against Pyongyang – (and see his 'first ashore' Marines get barbequed by a NorKor tactical nuke?)

Obviously the shit-for-brains Chump is ready to repeat one of the most repugnant mistakes in political history – with a pre-emptory nuclear strike on another sovereign nation – as per the empathy-deficient US psychos were the first to do - 'twice' - to Japan in 1945.

For all the armchair military strategists, how the fuck would a hot zone conflict with North Korea unfold? Easy – just like the last time (1950-1953) - a fucking great mess of bodies and fucked up infrastructure on both sides.

So, what the fuck are we to make of this Neo-Con Military-Industrial-Bankster cabal stooge – President Donald Chump?

The 'Donald' might well be the principal property owner of Britain's Trumpton metropolitan area – which also encompasses the townships of Camberwick Green and Chigley – and owns golf courses all over nonce-friendly bonny Scotland – and be the obnoxious owner of a wallet stuffed with what banksters refer to as 'lots and lots of money' - but being 'moneybags rich' has sweet fuck all to do with being smart – or 'Presidential material'.

It just takes a sneak-bully mindset – and a few zillion bucks of Daddy Fred Chump's money' – unlike son Donald, a self-made man (with the middle name of 'Christ').
Just look at the Rothshite n Rockefeller clans – pigshit-thick, moronic tosspots – whom some uncharitable person might refer to as a bunch of cunts – and the same as Chump – responsible for socio-political entropy and upheaval – an incidence of chaos we ponder if caused accidentally by bungling jobsworth beaurocrats – but know for a fact is the purposeful and engineered design of the egocentric psychotic elite who comprise the ruling element of the 0.01% Them n 99.9% Us equation.

Many in South Korea were hoping President Chump would engage brain before opening his big gob and refrain from his customary threats against North Korea, which many regard as unnecessary and simply set to annoy the NorKor leadership – and are counting the hours until Chump and his entourage piss off on the next stage of their tour - to China, Vietnam and lastly the Republic of the Philistines – where Chump might well be confronted with an equally fiery Mexican standoff dialogue by the 7,100 island nation's homicidal gun-slinging maniac of a President - Rodrigo 'Duterte Harry'.

Thought for the day. Zionist stooge Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salmon Dip has engaged the KSA (and Gulf states coalition) in a conflict with Yemen they ain't gonna win.

As to the Chump – (promoting Western hegemony, domination and - wherever the writ of the West is resisted or contested – a spot of regime change) and his belligerent "I'm right n you're wrong' gun boat diplomacy aimed at Iran and the NorKor's – Beware!

Cos once either of those theatres of conflict drops any semblance of a diplomacy narrative facade for the military option and 'goes hot' then Russia and China will be involved and the Great Satan's hypocrisy-ridden Land of the Free control freak police state forced to back down as Iran, Hezbollah and Syria's Alawite regime return the rogue apartheid state of Israel to Palestinian rule – under the elected aegis of a Hamas government.

Okay, today's quiz: Describe the Chump-instigated North Korea comply-or-else crisis in 3 words – 'a fuck up'.

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